Tuning the early Tang Dynasty

The old man's expression changed a little, his hands trembled a little, and he looked at me in disbelief. It seems that his own evil son suddenly became a child prodigy?This kind of impact is no less than a nuclear explosion in front of the old man's eyes, but it looks more like he wants to slap me.

I'm sweating like crazy, why are you looking at me, even though I'm handsome, we can't bear to look at me like this.It took a long time to swallow the bones. "Nonsense, I'm just saying that Jin Taizu is a famous black man. Eat quickly, you don't know if you don't eat." He wiped off the oil from his mouth seriously, and took a piece of sauced meat to cover Comrade Xiao Li's mouth .

"Famous thick black master?" The elder brother blinked and looked at me, and didn't ask me, but it was obvious that the elder brother was a short-bearded man who was very interested in historical issues.

"Just tell me after dinner, right?" Li Zhi swallowed the sauced meat with great effort, and continued to look at me expectantly. It's a good thing to study hard. What happened to that old guy Sima Zhao, I told him. Can you, a child with an underdeveloped IQ, explain why? [

"Are you okay? Brother Jun" Li Zhi grabbed my robe with his greasy hands. He is thick-skinned, isn't he, who wants to be the emperor and bullies us poor and lower-middle peasants?my new robe

"Okay, okay, I will answer you first for Jun'er, eat quickly." The old man finally couldn't see it anymore, he opened his mouth to relieve me, and heaved a sigh of relief.

A pot of fragrant tea after the meal, and before I could feel better, the persistent classmate Xiao Li squeezed over: "Now can you tell me why Han Gaozu is such a famous master?"

"Yeah, let's go, let's go." Just as he was about to take this little classmate into my room and beat him up to get rid of the hatred in his heart that was wrapped up in oil just now, the old man said again: "Let's just say it here , Juner, this." The old man pointed to the bottom of the table: "I am also very curious about this thick black master."

Dad spoke, and the whole family stared at me quietly.

"Speaking of which, the Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty and the Taizu of the Jin Dynasty are thick and black masters. This has a lot of history." To be fooled, this group of young and old must be fooled.

"Oh?" The old man became interested, took a sip of his tea, stroked his beard and nodded for me to continue.

"Everyone knows what thick characters mean?" It's like returning to the feeling of teaching in the classroom in later generations, which is very ostentatious.

Li Zhi quickly nodded his head: "I know, just like what my sister said, Brother Jun has a thick skin."

Outburst, outburst, the old man's tea sprayed my face, Li Shu's face was as red as a monkey's butt, and he clung to my mother's arms and laughed, what do you mean, I'm thick-skinned?The conscience of heaven and earth is not one-third as thick as your elder sister.

I could only look at the old man with extremely sad eyes.There is no way, he is a father, and I am a son, he dare not make a sound when he beats me, let alone sprays my face with saliva, if he complains, it will be strange if he doesn't get whipped by the old man with the sole of his shoe.

My mother wanted to laugh, but felt that it was not quite right to laugh at her son. She looked at Li Shu, who was blushing in her arms, staring at the honest classmate Xiao Li in shame, and at me, who had a sad and indignant face, and didn't know what to say. , with a weird look on his face.

The eldest brother held back his laughter for a long time, gave me a strange look, and didn't know how to comfort me for a long time.return brother

Lu Die blushed, covered her mouth, and rushed out with a kettle in her hand with a strange expression. She walked to the door and was already hugging her belly against the door rags. This dead girl, I will deal with her when I go back.

"Could it be that Jun'er is thick-faced and dark-hearted?" As expected of my father, after spraying his son with tea, he knew to save his son quickly, and let the old man make up for his mistakes, so he didn't care about him.

Nod quickly: "At the end of the Qin Dynasty, the world was in chaos, and peasant uprisings came and went one after another. There are many capable people, such as Xiang Yu, Liu Bang, and Han Xinxin who are as black as ink. Xiang Yu is still inferior to Liu Bang. Although Xiang Yu cheated the soldiers of the Qin Dynasty," the group of people heard it. Intoxicated like an idiot, he kept a secret, sipped his tea beautifully and continued the topic: "Speaking thick-skinned" and glared at Li Shu who was secretly showing half of his face to look at me. The sleeve of the sleeve, indicating that I was threatening her, a weak woman, and was immediately given an eye dart by my mother.

Forget it, let's continue to publish a new theory: "When Liu Bang, the ancestor of thick black, was none other than this person, from a small pavilion leader to the end of the Han Dynasty and the Three Kingdoms, when the world was in chaos, all the heroes emerged, and he became a hero. Being Cao Cao, however, his specialty lies in being ruthless and evil. Whoever he catches and kills, his subordinates dare to kill, the empress and princes can be killed, and the hearts of the people are so dark that ordinary people are easy to be Liu Bei. I don’t know how many times I have done the thing of sending people under the grass, Cao Cao’s subordinates, Lu Bu’s side, and Liu Biao’s.” Nonsense, who can have my interests.

After drinking two cups of tea and lighting up the lamp to give a speech for nearly an hour, Li Shu'an sat quietly beside his mother, his eyes burning and fixed. Little loli's mental development is okay

Li Zhixiao was at a loss, and seemed to have enlightenment, but he didn't know where the enlightenment was?On the contrary, looking at the young master's eyes, he became more and more admiring.hey-hey[

On the contrary, the old man stroked his beard and nodded slightly, with a clear smile on his face, and the eldest brother patted me hard. "Second brother's thick and dark words really opened my eyes. Sima and his son are capable of what others can't, and they do have something in common with the thick-faced and dark-hearted words. The Han Gaozu Liu Bang couldn't even think of it hahaha" Very I am glad that my younger brother has finally grown up.

Li Shu still frowned as if he was thinking bitterly, and Li Zhi acted as if he had suddenly realized something. In fact, both the emperor’s eyes were still confused. You can see that our family’s comprehension ability is different. It is worthy of the blood of the Fang family, wow Hahaha stinky kid, what is the third son doing?Humming and chirping, it crawled over to wrap my saliva all over again.

Finally, I went back. I was ordered by my mother to send the two royal relatives back to the palace. Li Shu proposed to walk, but I objected. Li Zhi was a fool.Vote: [-] to [-], I lost, I knew I should have let that girl Lu Die or Fang Cheng, the loyal servant, send these two stinky children together, at least they could have a two-peer or something.

With a depressed mood, I walked halfway, "I really envy you for having a good mother." Li Shu raised his cheeks, and under the reflection of the yellow light of the torch and the snow, his beautiful face with warm tones appeared on my face. Dangling in front of my eyes, a light fragrance was exuding from my body, my upturned chest was trembling with the rhythm, I secretly swallowed my saliva, fortunately, she didn't notice.

Quickly lowered her head as a sign of approval: "En En" accidentally saw her feet again. Li Shu's feet were very small, about thirty yards in size, and the small red boots left faint marks on the snow.

"I don't have a mother," Li Shu's sudden words startled me.Is this little loli crazy?