Tuning the early Tang Dynasty

"I don't know." Who are we, just a dude from a high-level cadre's family, but the other party is from the generation of the prince, the emperor's brother, no matter how courageous we are, we will never put our arms around Uncle Li's shoulders and say with a smile on our faces: "Hi! What's your name?" It would be strange not to be dragged out by the hairy-faced guards and cut in half.

"Don't know?" The old man looked displeased. "Then tell me, what does that prince look like? How old is he?"

"Older than me, good-looking" but not as handsome as me, that's the truth.

"Niezi" the old man's expression is a bit grim, what did I do to me? [

"Bastard, can His Majesty have younger brothers than you?" But my mother couldn't help laughing, and slapped me on the back of the head.Sister-in-law just stepped into the door and saw it just in time. It was too embarrassing. Fortunately, elder brother went up to meet her, and pulled sister-in-law aside to mutter in a low voice.

"Yes, that uncle is older than me. He has a beard on his face and is a little bit taller than me." Features?What are the characteristics of old men, even if they have characteristics, it is none of my business, I am not used to staring at men, he is not disgusting, maybe I will be disgusted by myself first, besides, my sexual orientation is normal, only towards the opposite sex interested in.

Looking at the green butterfly with her hair in a bun, if I were asked to describe the characteristics of this girl, I believe I can say a stick or two of incense, more Sherlock Holmes than Sherlock Holmes.

The old man coughed twice and frowned, feeling a little impatient.

"That's right, the guards behind Uncle Li are very special," continued quickly. "Oh." The old man raised his eyebrows, expressing his interest in this.

"Big beard, with a hairy face." He gestured twice on the face with his hand: "Anyway, my son has never seen a guard with so many beards."

"" The old man began to pant like a cow, and his anger value crossed the warning line, biting each word: "Niezi, what else is there? Let the old man shake it out."

"Thinking" cold sweat hung on his forehead, and he clearly saw the sparks on the old man's head popping up.

"Master, what is this for? Jun'er, who else can impress you?" My mother patted me on the back very kindly.

There it is, the lady-in-waiting.He patted his thigh, and said excitedly: "There is a court lady, the kind who is very attractive. She didn't like it at first glance for a long time, but the more I looked at her, the more I liked it. I still remember that when I whistled at her, she There is a small mole above the arch of the eyebrow."

"" It was so quiet that the third child's humming and chirping and crawling on the soft couch could be clearly heard.

The old man pointed at me, his mouth was wide open, and his eyes showed a strange look, as if he was frightened by something, in short, it was very surprising.

The sister-in-law simply buried her face in the arms of her elder brother, what was she doing?Eat my elder brother's tofu, just eat it, we are married, why are you still blushing?The eldest brother stared at me with a very strange look.

My mother's hand was always dangling on my head, as if hesitating between hitting and not hitting.

Did I said wrong thing?Quickly recall everything I said just now, is there anything wrong?No, Mr. Whistle, you're a slob, damn whistle.

It erupted, the old man's volcano erupted, and he slapped the table with his palm. The eldest brother's mouth cracked in fright, and he squeezed into the nurse's arms and howled.The sister-in-law was almost strangled by the elder brother's cramped hands, Lu Die bumped her head on the lattice, rolled her eyes cutely, and disappeared behind.

"Evil boy! My old man will do justice for the sky today!" The old man furiously picked up a stick that appeared from nowhere, and came towards me

"Father, lord, child, oh, mother, help!" Unable to explain to the angry old man, he fled around the soft couch all the way, and got hit on his butt a few times.

"Okay, okay, master, just hit it with a stick, and Jun'er knows it's wrong." Mom seemed to have come to her senses, covering her mouth and giggling and softly persuading her. [

Panting, the old man gestured with the stick to me who was at least a foot away from him for a long time, and then he angrily used the stick as a crutch: "Go back to the house and think about your mistakes behind closed doors. If you dare to take a step out of the house, the old man will give you a discount!" Dog legs!" The old man raised his fingers and said viciously.

"Baby, boy obey" saluted in embarrassment, rushed out of the door, leaned on the pillar to pant, Buddha blessed, finally escaped, the buttocks were still screaming, the old guy is obviously a gentleman, why is he so so Have strength?

"Master, are you punishing too much?" Mom's voice overflowed from inside, and there was still a weird smile in her voice

"Hmph, I didn't know this before, but I didn't expect this scoundrel to really piss me off!" It seemed that the old man was still on a rampage.Just as I was about to move away, my elder brother's words almost made me bump into a pillar.

"Father calm down, it's no wonder the second brother, the second brother will be sixteen after the new year, and the second brother should be thinking about getting married."

What?It's normal for underage boys to yearn for spring, but it's too wrong for you to say that I have the idea of ​​getting married. At 16 years old, I can be regarded as an over-age old lady and young pioneer at most. If you say that I am mentally immature, if you want to work as a worker, you will say that my body is not fully developed. You want my father to ground me until I am 20 years old, right?This big brother is too bad.

Move under the wall on tiptoe, listen first, if the old man explodes again, then I will just wrap up my bag and leave home.

"Jie'er said the same thing. I just heard Jun'er's words, and then I remembered something important. Our Jun'er should get married too, and they are both sixteen." My mother also said this, I was confused, I remembered For a long time, a man should be recognized as an adult after the crowning ceremony at the age of 20 and then get married. Is it another damn fake historical drama that hurts people?

"Master, what are you doing here?" The little girl Ludie appeared from behind me in a ghostly manner. There was a red mark on her forehead, which matched her fair complexion. It seemed that the price of peeping was not small.

"It's Green Butterfly. I'm practicing here, practicing the gecko's wall-swimming skills." He made gestures in a serious manner, lowered his voice, and said in a very strange way: "The magical skills passed down in the family must not be leaked, don't talk nonsense."

"Yeah..." Lu Die's little head nodded quickly, and she lowered her melodious voice very cooperatively: "Don't worry, young master, I won't say anything if you kill me."

"What is the second young master doing under the lattice?" Ding Jia, the gossipist, was very mysterious, and the straight-line distance from me was no more than ten meters.

"I'm afraid I'm eavesdropping on the master's conversation. Come to think of it, the second young master may be punished by the master again." The gossipist Ding Yi is very clever.

""My ancestors, you are so rigid, do you need to gossip so loudly?do you need? !

I turned my head fiercely, and the two families scattered like birds and beasts. I felt a small hand gently pulling my sleeve, and I turned my head fiercely again, and saw the innocent eyes of Ludie: "Don't worry, master, kill me!" don't say"

"" My ancestors, go back to practice calligraphy and play hard, and train yourself to become the first hard-tipped pen calligraphy in the Tang Dynasty. Forget it