Tuning the early Tang Dynasty

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Li Ke, me, and a loli, the three of them took the lead and rushed into Yunwen Pavilion.As soon as the front foot stepped into the door, "Master Li, Master Fang, the two masters, and this young lady are here, making the shop flourish." The fat face of the shopkeeper squeezed all the five senses into a ball, like a bee. come forward.

It seems that Li Ke and Fang Yi'ai are frequent visitors here. "Today is the landlord." Li Ke waved his hand gracefully, and pulled Li Shu to the stairs.

money?I didn’t bring it, and when I turned around, ha, loyal servant, “come here.” I turned to Fang Cheng who was standing at the door and kept winking at me.What are you doing, playing a password?

"Second Young Master" Fang Cheng's expression was mournful, could it be a black shop?Looking around, all he could see was the shopkeeper's chubby smiling face with innocent eyes? [

"Is the price very expensive here?" Putting it on Fang Cheng's shoulder, he lowered his voice and looked around. It is very elegant, a hundred times better than those fake and shoddy restaurants in the later generations, and it has an atmosphere of drinking and reciting poems.

"Second young master, this is probably the most expensive house in Chang'an City. Young master, Yu Ruyi, who you became last time, exchanged for a meal here." Go home and steal Yu Ruyi once?

Stretch out three fingers and rub under his eyelids. "Second Young Master, who is this?" Fang Cheng, a loyal servant who is almost two meters tall, couldn't understand my gestures.With his head down, he looked at me, the second young master of the Fang family, who was almost hanging on his neck.

"Money, do you have any money? Lend me first, and I will ask my mother to pay the bill when I get home." Hurry up, Li Ke and Li Shu have already gone up to the second floor and are a little impatient, and the dude can't be too cheap.It's strange not to be despised if you don't bring money for a treat, especially in front of the opposite sex, you must not drop the price.

Fang Cheng took out a string of money from his pocket with a bitter expression on his face: "Master, this is what the mistress just handed over to Xiao, so you can save some money."

"" I took it, very heavy, tightly in my hands, very excited, tears filled my eyes, I really wanted to sing a song to praise the greatness of my mother, I looked at the fat shopkeeper, forget it, go home and sing to the old man directly Mom listen.

Although I have money, I'm not the original dandy. As a victim, I gave the fat shopkeeper a vicious look: "Is there a discount?"

"Ah!?" The fat shopkeeper blinked his small eyes, and couldn't say a fart for a long time, "It's okay, remember, just pick the delicate ones, just three, and if you can't finish eating, it will be charged to your account." Threatened fiercely The shopkeeper calmly went up the stairs under the dull gazes of Li Ke and Li Shu: "My little brother is used to thrifty housekeeping hehehe. I was just joking with the shopkeeper."

"The private room on the second floor of Linshui, good luck entertaining the two masters and ladies." The shopkeeper who had just recovered from his senses called out from downstairs, his voice tended to change his tone.

Damn little loli doesn't know what kind of crazy, try to make some of the most expensive points, full of a table, pure natural, polluted, pure handmade, so cool, since chicken legs, duck feet, fatty fish, sauced meat are my treats , If you don’t eat, you won’t come back to the mother. In the past few days, I have been strictly controlled by my mother, saying that I can only eat soup and water when I am seriously injured. I can’t chew hard things. I drink porridge, chicken soup, and tonic soup. Weak, my eyes turn green now when I see oily meat.

Li Ke looked at me very strangely: "My dear brother Fangxiang, Fangxiang is too" sighed, rescued a piece of tofu that was still intact from the plate in front of me, and carried it to the person who was watching me sluggishly eating and drinking. In the bowl of Li Shu.

"Huh?" I slammed a piece of chicken into my mouth.What does my food have to do with my roommate?

"Your brother is at home, I'm afraid you have suffered a lot, right? I come here on weekdays, my brother never touches these." Li Ke tapped the fish head in my bowl with chopsticks.His expression looks like he is visiting a friend who is being held in a detention center for food.

"No little brother at home these days is a serious injury, can't touch meat, so" Nutrition, do you know, fish head is rich in various minerals iron, zinc, calcium, phosphorus, potassium, various amino acids forget it, don't follow it People of culture say this.

"Oh, it seems to be a misunderstanding for my brother. I respect you by doing it first." Li Ke lifted the wine pot and filled it up for himself. It's not small, I'm afraid it's worth at least two taels for a cup.

"Good drinking capacity!" I couldn't help but raised my thumbs and shouted loudly. I used to do this when I was a student. At a class reunion, in front of a beautiful girl, my courage instantly swelled from the size of a fingernail to a leopard's gallbladder. Not much bigger than the bottle cap, I and my classmate who is known as Sanjinxia fought for wine. After drinking three bowls of Guizhou local wine (the local name for Kweichow Moutai), I vomited until the sky was dark and I was unconscious. Playing with the dog in the backyard.This is what my beautiful MM classmate complained to me the next morning holding her pet dog with a slightly deformed tail, full of enthusiasm, very sad and indignant

"I've already drank three cups for my brother, brother Jun, do you still want me to pour you a pot?" Li Shuai is very bad.Little Lolita ate delicious food gracefully, staring at me with eyes that were almost crooked into the moon.

Glancing at the wine glass with a large capacity, he felt guilty: "Brother, my brother is still seriously injured, why don't I bring wine with tea?"

Before Li Ke could say anything, Li Shu began to chatter: "Third brother, it's alright, the young master Fang is too weak, and he can fall down in the wind when he walks. If he drank well, he squinted his big eyes and looked at me. This girl is really a bully!Who is afraid of whom, I slapped the table: "Xiao Er, change the bull's eye cup! I will not return home today if I am not drunk with Brother Wei De." [

"" The waiter in the shop widened his triangular eyes, the little lolita widened his crescent moon, and Li Shuaiguo widened his electric eyes.Three pairs of eyes stared at me in unison, and I fought back, I glared at the waiter viciously, the royal backstage is too hard, don't mess with it.

"I really don't know what the bull's-eye cup Master Fang is referring to." It may be because I have a fierce expression on my sturdy body, Xiao Er is about to cry, and her upper and lower lips are trembling.

"Brother Junxian, this bull's eye cup" Li Ke was a little dizzy after seeing it.

"Ah, look at me, my little brother has become confused all of a sudden. I have been retreating at home these few days, and I am thinking of drinking in a cup the size of a bull's eye. It is a great thing in life to chant to the moon." First.It seems that the Tang Dynasty did not have the bull's-eye cup

"Oh." Li Ke waved his hand in understanding, and drove the waiter out of the private room, but judging by his appearance, he still didn't quite understand.Forget it, don't care about people who have never seen the world.Think about it too, do you want me to discuss with him the blue and white porcelain of the Ming Dynasty and the 52-degree Moutai aging wine?

"Brother, I wish Brother Wei De good health, dry" raised his glass, closed his eyes and swallowed, the taste of the wine was very light, slightly sweet, not as strong as the local wine brewed in our country.Is it mixed with water?

"Okay! Brother Junxian hasn't seen you for a long time, and he looks even more handsome. Come, I will cook a bowl for you." Li Ke once again raised his glass to invite.Fight hard, this wine is not bad, if I think about three or five bowls, it won’t beat me, wow ha ha ha

I was full of pride, I was overwhelmed with domineering aura, and I was one-on-one with Li Shuaiguo, Li Shu's little loli kept yelling at the side, and this little girl in the back actually dragged me , insisting on drinking with me, afraid of you?

"Three cups first, let's talk!" I glanced at this girl contemptuously. She has a small waist that can't be grasped, and a cat-like little girl with a small appetite, still want to clink glasses with me?

Bang, clang, three cups, Li Shu's face became even more blush, his winking eyes were like silk, and he spoke viciously: "I did it, Mr. Fang Junfang, do you want the little girl to pour the wine for you?" Damn, It seems that this girl has a lot of drinking capacity, so if I surrender and lose half, just drink a glass and a half, okay?

Regrettably, the negotiation failed, and Li Shu rudely rejected my very well-intentioned proposal, and expressed dissatisfaction and contempt for me, the son of a high-ranking official in the Tang Dynasty and a playboy.

Angry, who would look down on me, a social elite with one red heart and two preparations, a staunch implementer of the Three Represents, a young man with four talents in the wave of reform and opening up, and a five-good teacher who has been praised in the school, six days ago A powerful time traveler who traveled across history to the Tang Dynasty.

He slapped the wine jar in front of him with his big hand, and gritted his teeth at the little loli: "What's the matter, isn't it just a five-jin wine jar? I'll take care of it for you, my young master!" Li Ke's eyes turned green when he heard it, and his expression was excited: "As expected of Brother Jun, this move is quite ancient in the Wei and Jin Dynasties. To be a brother is really to come out of the rivers and lakes for a virtuous brother. Today, I will drink with my virtuous brother, and I will not return if I am not drunk. "The clerk in the shop is very considerate. Before Li Ke's words hit the ground, he ran out of the private room. In a blink of an eye, there was another jar of wine on the table. Damn it!i want to go home

Alas, I can’t change my bragging problem even after time travel. I hate myself so much. I don’t have time to regret it now, so I can only drink away my worries

One, two, three glances at Li Ke, who turned into three, dare to chant poems in front of me, two little loli?It was still the three little lolis who looked at Li Shuaiguo with blushing faces and cheered sweetly at Li Shuaiguo's chic movements of raising the lacquer-eared cup and reciting poems.Are you mad at me?Reciting poems is too substandard. I want to sing my repertoire after drinking, with more than ten years of skills.

At this moment, looking at the tumbling water surface, I was full of pride, with my hair undressed, standing on the wine table, and composing a song that shocked the world? ?true or false?I don't know, I'm drunk anyway