Tuning the early Tang Dynasty

He smiled dryly at this hairy-faced uncle who was disguised as a rich man's guard, and followed the hunk up to the second floor, where he heard the melodious sound of the piano coming from the private room at the end of the front corridor, and followed the bearded man to the Just at the end, the curtain of the private room was lifted. "Hehe, who do I think it is? It turns out that my nephew is here, come and sit down, and the old man is chatting alone." Uncle Li was sitting on the soft couch, drinking alone with the delicacies of Yunwen Pavilion in front of him.Two murderous guards stood not far away. When they saw me coming, they threatened me with fierce eyes first. Who are they?

A maid is playing the piano with her head bowed at the other end, and another maid is pouring wine for him here, this old guy will enjoy it.Quickly saluted and walked over: "Oh, I thought who it was, it turned out to be you, uncle, my nephew, please be polite."

"Hehe, you're welcome, sit down and pour wine for my nephew, I haven't seen you for a few days, how is my nephew?" Uncle Li was indeed very enthusiastic, and before his butt was hot, he picked up the glass and touched me: "Come on Come on, let me have a drink with this old man before talking."

"I heard the house minister talk about my nephew the day before yesterday." Uncle Li paused, and looked around me with burning eyes: "I really can't imagine that my nephew is so talented that he can even criticize people and discuss things in his own way. , is really incisive. You should have the capital to establish a school"[

"Ah?! My nephew is ashamed of my uncle's praise. In fact, those words were just my nephew's random thinking." Uncle Li is too good at complimenting people, right?Founding a school?I have a family of my own, the boasting seems a bit too much, it made me, a dandy elite, a little red-faced, so I quickly poured two sips of wine to cover up my shame, Sanle pulp, why is it not made from grapes, I really hate Uncle Li for entertaining people without asking first Ask me what this guest likes.

"Really? My nephew's thick and dark theory is quite similar to the art of the emperor. I have to let the old man marvel at the talent of my nephew." Uncle Li's expression is very serious, but his eyes are very lecherous.Did Uncle Li want to say that emperors are thick-skinned and cruel?Uncle Li seems to be doing it on purpose, he clearly wants to remind me of the copyright dispute, so let's hurry up and give in.

"Uncle, my nephew hasn't thanked my uncle for saving my life. My uncle racked his brains to do this for my nephew's life. My nephew is really real. My nephew is a real person. I don't know how to say thanks. Today I will borrow flowers to offer Buddha. My little nephew, let me do it first." Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang, drink a glass of fine wine, feel refreshed, as expected, the happiest thing is to eat and drink.

"Nephew's words are wrong, and the old man is just borrowing flowers to present Buddha hahaha nephew, don't blame the old man." Look, Uncle Li is very good at being a man. He obviously blocked the knife for me, but he is still very humble and has a good character. If the old guy was 20 years younger, we would all be willing to cut chicken heads and burn yellow paper with Uncle Li.

The gaze must be sincere, the expression must be moving, and the hands must be trembling a little, in order to fully express my gratitude to Uncle Li: "Uncle Gao Yi, my nephew is very grateful." There is no idiom dictionary or anything in the past, and I, a general subject teacher, has become the king of idioms.

The sound of the piano suddenly paused, and it seemed that the court lady playing the piano was also an intellectual. Uncle Li’s face was a little green, and he stared blankly at me for a long time before groaning: “You don’t need to come here, the old man respects the talented and talented.” A glass for my nephew." It seemed that Uncle Li didn't understand how the prodigy turned into a master of idioms and white characters.

""Old man, you are only seven times taller, that's just my young master's modest words. What does the old man mean? Praise is still hurting others. Ignore him. Although the wine is not to your liking, you can drink it for nothing.

Uncle Li wiped his mouth, threw a piece of jerky into his mouth, and chewed: "I can't see through it! My nephew, who has been known as a dandy for more than ten years, can now say something to start a school." Uncle Li is very mean Deep eyes and expressions.I broke out in a cold sweat when I heard it. I have been known as a dandy for more than ten years. Fang Yiai, this stinking guy, is really too scary, right?How old is it?Not yet sixteen, he has been known as a dandy for more than ten years. Could it be that this huge green dandy started to take to the streets to molested good women and robbed while wearing a mask when he was a kid in open crotch pants?

Could it be that Uncle Li's words are trying to advertise for me, so that I can also be the ancestor of the sect?Then, Master Heihou Li Zongwu is afraid that he will lamentably scold this young master for plagiarizing his copyright more than a thousand years ago, hahahaha.

I explained to him last time about my blockbuster success and soaring to the sky. I was dragged to Datang by the Great God, but unfortunately Uncle Li didn't want to believe it.I can't continue to entangle on this issue, so I quickly changed the topic: "Why is uncle free to visit this private microservice today?"

"Hehe, it's rare for the old man to have free time. Today, I left the court early. I wandered around the city in casual clothes and heard the delicious food here, so I wanted to have a drink with my nephew. Thinking about it, it would disturb my nephew's studies."

"If you don't have an uncle, don't say that. In fact, since I met my uncle last time, my nephew has been thinking about when to go to greet my uncle. I never thought about it. Today, I heard His Royal Highness Hepu Princess said that my uncle invited me. My nephew is really happy. It's rare that Uncle Fusheng has half a day's leisure, so my nephew came here to listen to Uncle's teachings."

What happened to Uncle Li, the two eagle-eyed men stared at me, an underage boy.

"Stealing for half a day." Uncle Li stroked his beard and held the cup, chanting this sentence repeatedly. After a long while, bang, he drained the wine in the glass, and almost slapped Lao Tzu's face into the dish: "Okay! Okay Good! It’s so vivid, it’s really a rare good sentence, the more my nephew looks at you, the more happy I feel, you and I are so compatible hahaha, come on, I will fight it out today!”

Bang Bang Bang is another three cups, at least half a catty of local wine, my eyes are turned white and my face is black. I hate this thing the most, damn it.