Tuning the early Tang Dynasty

"Ah!" Pretentiously surprised, when Uncle Li ostentatiously signaled Zhao Kun to pull up the bear skin hanging in a conspicuous place to show me, he proudly pointed to the bear skin that had obviously been tanned and said: " The day before yesterday, the old man was hunting in the north of the city, and this animal came in recklessly. The old man’s mount was startled, and the guards were besieging the herd of deer. Fortunately, the old man still has riding and archery skills, and he fired three arrows in succession.” Uncle Li spit out his saliva , pointing to and fro on the three small holes in the bear's skin, it's true, the arrow skills are a little worse than mine.

I made a gesture of admiration and said: "Wow, what a big bear, tsk tsk tsk, my nephew really can't find any words to express my admiration for my uncle. Unexpectedly, my uncle's writing can be peaceful, his martial arts can also set a country, his archery skills Shuang, comparable to Li Fei in the Han Dynasty, the nephew really admired him so much." The brazen flattery made Uncle Li blushed even more embarrassingly.Huh?The elder sister of the palace lady was also there, similar to last time, still staying aside, clutching her stomach and looking at the ceiling with her pretty blushing face, in a very familiar posture, but Zhao Kun was not used to it, her face was pale, showing signs of vomiting.Seeing this guy's performance, he sat down on the low couch and offered a cup to Uncle Li first, Gong Ting Yu Ye, we have been hungry for this stuff for a long time.

After three glasses of wine, Uncle Li wiped his mouth and looked straight at my waist, hey hey hey, he's hooked.

He coughed twice, got up high-spirited, with a serious expression on his face, what was going on, he couldn't twitch for a long time, seeing that Uncle Li's face was distorted, anxious, he tried his best to feed, damn pimple, if I knew it, I wouldn't Let Green Butterfly help me tighten up [

"Come on, servant girl" The crisp female voice made me stop, the lady's sister was swaying her slim waist gently, and the long skirt was winding behind, it was so beautiful, it made me feel a kind of energy in my head. The monster that drives men crazy: the beautiful snake.

I raised my hands in the air in the shape of eagle claws, looked at her dully, and let her beautiful little fingers nimbly untie my waistband. I'm unbuttoning my pants

The lady's face is pink, and the hot air coming out of the red is clear. For a long time, I only heard the slightly rapid breathing of the lady's sister.My eyes are like radar, always staying on her beautiful face, even the deliberate cough of some ignorant guy can't shake my persistent gaze yearning for beautiful things.

"Fang Gongzi Fang Gongzi" was looking at me with big eyes, white teeth flickering in the plump red lips.

"Yes!" Responded like a conditioned reflex.Touched something?

I lowered my eyes, only to see the elder sister of the palace lady handing the treasured sword she had untied to my hand.

"Thank you." Swallow your saliva first, otherwise it will affect the image of my high-ranking son too much.The elder sister of the palace lady touched my eyes lightly with her eyes. She couldn't tell whether she was shy or seducing me, an underage boy. Then she lowered her jade neck and stood beside me quietly, like my green butterfly, so cute sweet girl

"My nephew was honored by my uncle's hospitality, and I was really uneasy, afraid of betraying my uncle's love. A few days ago, my nephew suddenly had a flash of inspiration, so I said "Damn, I'm a prince after all, and I'm also an elder again. I still pay my flattery." Before he finished speaking, and before he made the gesture of respectfully presenting the treasure, the uncle jumped up very nimbly and snatched the treasured knife from my hand.who?

The way Uncle Li looks at the knife reminds me of a martial arts novel called Lover and the Sword or something. In short, Uncle Li’s current movements and expressions have the flavor of Gu Long’s novel.

His hand gently caressed the unique knife handle, as if he was stroking a lover's hand, and his eyes fell on the handle, as if he was looking at his favorite. This description is really disgusting. I don't know if Uncle Li has a fetish. The problem is that the way he looks at the knife now is really worrying.so sweet

With a choking dragon chant, the precious sword was drawn out of its sheath, and a cold light flashed, a streamlined and bright long sword appeared in front of Uncle Li.

"Okay!" Uncle Li shouted excitedly, his handsome face was a little out of shape with excitement, and he took half a step forward with a ferocious expression.I was so frightened that I stepped back a few steps in a row, and assumed the posture of grabbing the sword with bare hands in free combat, what are you doing?Want to cut Master Ben in half?I'm a good citizen

Uncle Li ignored me. Under the escort of my vigilant eyes, Uncle Li strode out of the house. The hairy-faced guard followed Uncle Li like a follower, and his eyes were a little different when he passed me.

"Who?!" I was on high alert and quickly turned my face, facing a beautiful face, a strand of black hair happened to hang on the forehead, the deep black pupils and eyes, black and white looked so bright , the lady of the palace

She gently tugged at the corner of my clothes, and told me with her eyes, quickly follow me out and see what Uncle Li is doing?

"Oh" It's strange, I actually understood what she meant, clapped my hands together, and ran towards the door.

Uncle Li is doing a sword dance, stabbing, chopping, chopping, and chopping all the way down. Every time he strikes, Uncle Li will scream loudly, like thunder, and the fierce battlefield atmosphere makes my blood boil, but The movements are too rigid, and it’s too awkward to use a sword to wield a knife. I can’t stand this master who has been influenced by blockbuster films with strong artistic and dance elements such as "House of Daggers" and "Hidden Dragon and Crouching Tiger". He has a good eye, and really wants to go to the end of the game to give pointers by himself, forget it, Uncle Li will be very embarrassing.

When Uncle Li received his merits, I immediately applauded very enthusiastically and strongly: "Good! Good! It's really good! Uncle's sword skills have three tastes of sword skills." above rewards.

It seemed that the hairy-faced guard was also infected, and he, who was not good at expressing his excitement with words, blushed with applause. [

The sound of "啪啪啪" can infect people's hearts, and the atmosphere is very warm. Uncle Li was in a good mood, and sighed: "If I had this thing earlier, I don't know how much blood my Tang soldiers would have shed."

"By the way, nephew and old man saw your eagerness to try, and remembered it. You are the only one in Fangxiang's family who is both civil and military. Today, it just so happens that nephew, if you don't, also come to perform martial arts, so that the old man can open his eyes?" Li Uncle put the knife back into its sheath contentedly, looked at me and said, his eyes were kind and encouraging.

Both civil and military?Uncle Li really understands me. I can't bear this kind of look the most, and my mad temper exploded again, and he clasped his fists like a master: "Since uncle said so, my nephew is not humble, but please step back, uncle. The little nephew is afraid that the knife will be too powerful and accidentally hurt the uncle, then the little nephew will die forever."

"Oh? Saber Qi?" Uncle Li's eyes were very confused, but he still stood back under the eaves in a very sensible way, admiring the second son of the Fangfu who shocked Chang'an and shocked the world with the hairy-faced guards and sisters who were still clapping their hands. knife performance.