Tuning the early Tang Dynasty

"Ah!" His hands were like whipping chicken claws, looking left and right, fortunately, I believe that Uncle Li doesn't know what Japanese ninjas do, and suddenly jumped out to scare me.

"Your Majesty gave me to my husband as a concubine." His voice was as soft as spring river water, but the content shocked me very much.What's the matter, didn't we just meet each other?Didn't I just whistle a couple of times to the lady in the palace, why did I become my concubine?Uncle Li really takes good care of my nephew, right?I was very happy and excited in my heart, I always wanted to touch the maid's sister's pink and tender face with my hands, and almost cried with joy.It's been too long, it's been too long.From this moment on, I can finally be justifiable. I don’t have to face Lori every day. Whenever I have such thoughts, I always have to rein in the precipice. I, who is in my [-]s, have become a flower of my motherland every night. Doing push-ups to let off steam.

"Well, you know the etiquette. Get up, Jun'er, what a blessing." The old lady circled around the maid sister, her eyes almost narrowed with joy, and I even heard my mother muttering in my father's ear: "Although this girl's waist is a little thinner, but her buttocks are big. In the future, our Fang family will not be afraid of difficulties for our offspring."

"" Feeling ashamed, is there really a connection between having a big butt and having a baby?I just remembered that I didn't understand what the lady-in-waiting said to me just now, so I quickly asked the lady-in-waiting who was standing in the middle, who was a little shy as if being exhibited, "What did you just say?" [

"Wu Zhao, my concubine, my father is a samurai, from Wenshui, Bingzhou, and I am the second daughter in my family." Lo and behold, she was really clever, and even reported her family tree.

Just as he was grinning and giggling, he felt something was wrong: "Your surname is Wu?" Suddenly he felt a little cold.

"Exactly" the pale black pupils of the elder sister of the maid came into my eyes.

"My Buddha" I trembled my lips, my eyes turned black.The empress Wu Zetian's father seems to be also called Samurai Yu Wuzhao seems to be the real name of this cruel empress.

"Sir, what do you mean?" The elder sister of the maid blinked innocently.Sister Gong must feel that she has no relationship with the Buddha who never had sex, so she is very curious.

"What's your name?" Is my ear sick?Or is it that I, a male butterfly, travel through time and space and make the damn history go crazy?

The "low concubine Wu Zhao" the future empress, the iron lady Wu Zetian, who made the entire Tang Dynasty tremble, was ruthless, murderous, and disowned, stood in front of me, blushing, and repeated softly.

The imperial decree fell on the ground, my hands were trembling, my feet were trembling, and my limbs were cold. God, what's going on, the lady-in-waiting maintained her posture of saluting, and raised her beautiful face. Blinking with wonder, I felt a dose capable of blasting the earth into molecules detonating in my head

My parents had already sat down safely at some point, winking cheerfully, Lu Die was standing beside me, and quickly picked up the imperial decree I dropped on the ground, holding it with both hands, as cautious and nervous as holding a bowl that would overflow at any time Chicken soup on the side of the bowl.The elder sister of the maid is answering my parents' questions in an orderly manner.I just sat on the beard stool blankly, a ball in my head was not a fucking good thing anyway, it was too messy.

"Xianggong" who is calling me?As soon as I looked up, the face of the elder sister of the maid was less than one meter away from me. I was startled, and I felt the hairs on my back stand up: "What do you want to do?" I quickly grabbed the teacup in my hand.I'm afraid that this eldest sister will suddenly become violent and hurt others.

The beautiful and charming eyes of the elder sister of the maid fell on my face, and her plump lips were half-opened. It was too scary. I would rather sleep in my arms than have anything to do with this black widow who strangled her own child.

Quickly got up, cupped hands indiscriminately: "Sister, I have something to do at home, please leave! Let's talk next time and talk next time." After scrambling to salute the strong lady, he rushed to the door.

"Naughty animal! Don't let me stop!" The old man's yelling made me sober, and when I turned around, everyone in the room looked at me with very strange eyes, including the black widow who played the role of the lady's sister

"My son, what's the matter with you, this is your home?" Mom didn't know when she stood in front of me, and touched my forehead with her hands: "Master, Jun'er must be overjoyed, Are you sick? Lu Die, why are you still standing there, tell Fang Cheng to call for a doctor quickly. Let Uncle Fang decoct the medicine left over from last time and give it to Juner to drink first, hurry up!" The director of the emergency department, calm in the face of danger, put my head in his hands, and forced me down on the soft couch: "Don't worry about Jun'er, mother is here"

The elder sister of the "Xiangxianggong" also poked her head over, she was very concerned and timid, as if she felt guilty for scaring me just now.

After being fed with a bitter potion, he dared not make a sound, leaned quietly on the couch and pretended to be dead, squinted his eyes, and observed the movement around him. The sanctimonious doctor pulled his long beard and said a lot He said that the second son of the Fangfu was so happy that his headache recurred, as long as he took my Jiuzhuan Huanhun Soup or something, the medicine would cure his illness.

I greet your whole family, and you are also a famous doctor. After hearing what the old man said, I was so angry that my hands were trembling.

Wu Zhao's name is wrong, it's too frightening, I still call the lady of the palace sister to feel safe, the lady of the palace was taken out by the green butterfly, I hummed and chirped to indicate that I had recovered a lot, and while the old man sent the nine souls Huan Hun Doctor Tang hurriedly asked his mother what the imperial decree said when he left the mansion.Why did the lady-in-waiting change from Uncle Li's lady-in-waiting to my concubine in the blink of an eye?

His Majesty the Emperor of the Li family said that I am wise and martial, with the talents of Zhang Liang and Xiao He in writing, and the courage of Fan Kui and Xiang Yu in martial arts. When I become an adult, His Majesty the Emperor will definitely use me and so on.In short, they are all good words, but there are two very inexplicable words at the end. I specially sent Wu Zhao, a shrewd and capable maid in the palace, to be my concubine who adds ink, washes brushes, and warms the bed. Make more and greater contributions to the development of Datang, don't let the love of children kill my ambitions, literary and military strategies, etc. [

"Ah?" Looking at my mother's happy and worried expression, I felt so amazing, and then I remembered, this is probably the trick that Uncle Li said yesterday, I rely on it!Uncle Li, this old man can't think of it, really can't think of it, Li Shimin is this guy, the smile of Uncle Li, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, appeared in his mind, a very lewd smile, I want to cry, you can't tell anyone to come into my house, you have to take a girl The emperor arranged to come to my house. Does Uncle Li want His Majesty the Empress to serve me or does he want me to burn incense to make her stand up?Isn't this molesting me, an outstanding young man who traveled through time?

"Ah, what! Lie down, sir, sit down quickly, what should we do about today's matter?" Seeing that my father came back, my mother quickly pulled him over and sat down, with the expression of the master of the six gods, too rare.

"What can I do?" The old man squinted at me imposingly, and I hurriedly hummed and groaned, with pain on my face, and my old illness relapsed, signaling to the old man to raise his hand, we can't bear to be frightened now.

"Your Majesty's intentions, I really can't figure out the mystery of it for a long time, but I can be sure of one thing." The old man stroked his beard, his expression and movements were very much like the fortune-telling magic stick at the street corner.

Sure what?The old man remained silent for a long time, and slowly sipped his tea. I was so anxious that I almost jumped up and pinched my father's neck to tell him to speak quickly.

"Sir, what should you tell me quickly?" My mother asked for me. At this critical moment, my elder brother suddenly appeared at the door: "I have seen my father and mother. As soon as I arrived at the door, I heard that Uncle Fang Said that our family has come to order"

"Jie'er, come and sit down, I'll tell you about my father." The memory of the old man went back to an hour ago, you are so stiff, I leaned on the couch in pain and pretended to be dead, as if I was watching a pirated CD. Reload the disc.

Just when I was about to fall asleep, the old man finally coughed dryly: "I can assure you that Your Majesty does not want my Fang family and Cheng's family to marry."

What?IQ, you must believe Fang Xuanling's IQ, what does our father do, the prime minister, what does the prime minister do, he is a capable person who spends all day trying to figure out His Majesty's mind, the results spit out from his mouth can be faked ?

Pinch yourself, it hurts, it's not a dream, "Great!" I was so excited, so excited, ah, the old man's beard almost fell into the tea, and the whole family stared blankly at the sick and plagued man just now. I am like a chicken, but now I am jumping up and maintaining a cheering posture.