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"Good job, Mr. Magic Melody." Earl Steiner received Wang Mo with a smile on his face, "This is a small fee, so if you are willing to continue, I believe you will have an even better performance. "

Wang Mo took the gold coin bag from Earl Steiner, and a golden light of achievement floated over his body.

"System prompt: You have obtained the achievement [Troublemaker]."

"Of course, I will." Wang Mo nodded and said.

"Then please tease my old friend a little bit and help him realize how dangerous it is to live alone in a big house, haha, I can't wait to see Blake's angry look." Steiner The Count laughed happily.

Wang Mo said his farewell, then teleported back to Orlando with the scroll to return to the city, and returned to the city of Kailanmar by teleportation array.

Standing outside the courtyard of Earl Black's house again, Wang Mo checked his backpack again to see if he had brought all the necessary props, and then sneaked in again along the route last time.

After avoiding the dog, Wang Mo sneaked into Earl Black's house quietly. This time his goal was not to destroy or dirty, but to find a way to tease Earl Black five times. If he wanted to play tricks, he had to It is not so simple to have a plan.

To make a plan, you must rely on some information. Wang Mo looked at the noteworthy things in the room. The Earl placed a cup on the table again, which meant that the Earl was ready to make coffee again. Wang Mo turned his head to look again. Looking around, he found the parchment and quill pen he saw last time on the table.

Wang Mo hurried over to pick up the parchment paper for writing, then took out a bottle of glue prepared in advance, used a brush to paint a solid layer on the back of the parchment paper, and then stuck it tightly on the table.

Then Wang Mo took out the quill pen, and painted a layer of paint prepared in advance on the pen holder of the quill pen. The color of the paint is very light. If you don't look carefully, you can't tell it, but if you touch it, you will definitely feel that your hands are full of paint. .

Then Wang Mo applied a layer of superglue on the handle of the cup, then lowered his head and sawed off the legs of the chair violently with a cutting technique, gently arranged it so that there was no problem, and then ran into the kitchen .

To really achieve the purpose of teasing the earl, the earl's anger must be fully charged to achieve the purpose of teasing once. It's not just a prank once. The increase of anger is different according to the degree of mischief. Every time the anger increases by one hundred Click to complete a trick.

Moreover, the anger value will not accumulate all the time. Generally, the anger value caused by a prank once will disappear quickly if it does not cause another prank within a few minutes. pranks, the growth rate of the anger value will be increased instead.

So one prank would definitely not work, Wang Mo used a series of pranks.

As expected, Wang Mo found a pot of boiling water in the kitchen. In fact, seeing the cup outside, he knew that the earl must be ready to make coffee again, so he came to the kitchen to have a look. Since there was no movement here, the earl should It was upstairs waiting for the water to boil before coming down.

Wang Mo found a bag of ground coffee powder next to the pot. He took out a bag of dry clay from his backpack. The color looked very similar to coffee powder. It was hard to tell if you didn’t distinguish carefully. Wang Mo put the clay and coffee powder together. Switched it up.

Then Wang Mo opened the lid of the pot, took out a bottle of pale white liquid medicine from his backpack, uncorked the stopper and poured it all in one go, and only took the bottle back when the last drop was dissolved in the boiling water. Wang Mo put in a laxative.

After doing this, Wang Mo didn't dare to stay for a long time. These pranks were far from enough to reach the point of playing tricks five times, so he had to prepare other things. He walked out of the kitchen and hid under a low table outside.

After a while, the Earl strode down from the second floor and walked straight into the kitchen with his head raised. After the kitchen door was closed, Wang Mo walked up the stairs lightly to the second floor.

Just walking up to the second floor, there was a table at the corner. Wang Mo looked at the drawers above, recalled something, then tentatively opened a table, took out a bunch of keys from inside, and a packet of bird food.

"System prompt: You have obtained [the keys to all the rooms of Earl Black's house]."

"System prompt: You got [a pack of bird food]."

Some props to play tricks on the Earl need to be prepared outside, but some can be directly used in the Earl’s house. Wang Mo turned around and took a few steps, opened a door with a key, and walked into the Earl’s bedroom.

On the balcony outside the bedroom, there is a shelf with a big red parrot perched on it. The parrot was in a deep sleep state. Wang Mo walked over lightly. There was a coat of the Earl himself hanging beside him. Kiwi gently scratched open the pocket of his coat, and then poured the whole bag of bird food in, and a crumb or two fell from the small opening at the bottom of the pocket from time to time.

Wang Mo applied a thin layer of glue to the pocket inside the coat.

Then Wang Mo found a bunch of bananas on the table next to him. Wang Mo took out one of them, stuffed it into his mouth and ate it clean, and left the banana peel on the door of the bedroom.

From the fruit plate, Wang Mo also found a huge pineapple. He chanted a traction technique, lifted the whole pineapple up, placed it gently on top of the bedroom door, and locked it carefully.

Then, after rummaging through the cabinets, Wang Mo found the medicine box, found the bandages from inside, and sprinkled a layer of salt on the bandages before putting the bandages back in place.

After doing this, Wang Mo ran out with a banana, found the toilet on the second floor, and lifted the lid of the wooden toilet. Wang Mo took out a whole bag of clay from his backpack and poured it all in. , filled the entire toilet bowl.

In this era in the Legend of Karando game, the toilet is just a very common thing, with no technical content, don’t even think about pumping water, if Wang Mo fills it up, then...

On the floor of the toilet door, Wang Mo took out the bananas he had prepared in advance, peeled them and threw them away, leaving only the skins and placed them near the door. Then he crushed the bananas whole and put them on the ground.

After finishing all this, Wang Mo applied a layer of glue on the lid of the toilet, and then closed the lid tightly. After so many pranks, it should be almost done. Wang Mo nodded in satisfaction, and went outside to find A cabinet is hidden inside, waiting for the prank to take effect, and he can leave after completing five times.

In fact, when Wang Mo arranged the prank just now, the pranks he arranged before had already taken effect one after another. When he arranged the prank, Earl Black was also suffering from the prank, and he had received continuous system reminders.

When Wang Mo was doing these things, Earl Black's experience can be imagined...

Earl Black went to the kitchen, looked at the boiling water, turned off the fire, and then walked outside with the kettle and the bag of "coffee powder". He walked to the table and poured out the bag of clay in his hand. Into the cup, and then poured a cup of hot water into it.

The clay quickly dissolved and dissipated under the washing of hot water, turning the water into a cloudy brown-black color. The Earl took two grains of sugar and put them in, stirred them gently with a spoon, and then sat down on the chair——

"Crack!" The earl had just sat on it, when the legs of the chair that had been broken by the cutting technique cracked, and the three-legged chair suddenly fell to the ground, and the earl's fat body sat on the corner of the chair with a bang—

"Aw! Damn it! What's going on! Petera on me—" the count roared angrily, his face twitched from time to time in pain, he clutched his ass and jumped up like a spring, panting heavily gruffly.

The anger value rose by [-] points in an instant, the earl's facial muscles twitched, he kept cursing and changed to another chair, and then sat down again. At this time, an achievement floated on Wang Mo on the second floor.

"System prompt: You have obtained the achievement [Three-legged monsters]."

The count had just sat down, his anger had just subsided to 28 o'clock, he picked up the quill next to him and was about to write something first, but just as he touched the quill, he felt something was wrong in an instant. Lots of pink paint.

"Oh! My God, what happened to me today, who broke in!" Earl Black growled angrily, wiped his hands gently with the handkerchief next to him, quickly threw away the quill, and walked in from the table. Take another one out of the lower drawer.

The count panted angrily, and began to scribble on the half-written parchment. His hand was so fast that in just a dozen seconds, the entire parchment had been distorted. Covered, Earl Black casually pulled the piece of paper away and replaced it with another, but in the end he couldn't tear it off——

"Oh! God, if I catch this troublemaker, I will definitely hang him! For sure!" The earl roared angrily again, almost hysterically, and then panted heavily.

At this time, Wang Mo had already obtained two achievements in a row. When the Earl discovered that the parchment was fixed on the table, his anger value instantly broke through the [-] mark under the addition.

"System prompt: Trick Earl Black: 15."

The earl trembled his fingers to touch the coffee next to him, raised the cup to his mouth and took a sip, trying to calm down his anger, but just after taking a sip of the coffee, the earl spit it out in a big gulp, and at the same time the spit out gulp A gulp of black water soaked a large pile of parchment on the table and soaked the count's clothes.

"Damn it! Bastard! You cursed undead! You..." the earl roared angrily, spitting the gravel out of his mouth indistinctly. This prank was more serious, directly causing the earl's anger to reach 150 points , mainly because even the earl's clothes were stained, and those "coffee" earls were caught off guard and drank a big swig...

All of this was under Wang Mo's control in advance. After making the coffee, the earl sat down and found that the chair was broken. Before his anger dissipated, he picked up the quill. Then he changed the quill and found the sheepskin after writing. The paper was glued to the table, and when I was angry, I took a gulp of coffee, only to find that it was washed by clay.

Wang Mo did it so closely, there is actually an advantage, that is, if the Earl is not very angry, if he sips the coffee, he will not swallow the liquid with clay recklessly, then the laxative inside will naturally not work, And without the previous three pranks as a foreshadowing, this prank would not reach the level of fifty points of anger.

Now that the prank is complete, Wang Mo has laid the groundwork for the next prank. The earl's clothes are soaked, so he will definitely go back to the bedroom to change. Then the prank he prepared in the bedroom before will be useful. When the earl changes his clothes When the time comes, just when the chronic laxative is working, the count will run to the toilet, and the prank he arranged in the toilet will naturally be useful.

All these plans are flawless, and teasing people can also tease out a way, which is what the legend of Kalando will do.

The count was panting heavily, and wanted to put down the cup in his hand angrily, but suddenly found something abnormal. The cup was like an artifact that had recognized its owner, and the hand stuck to him would not come down. The count flicked the cup left and right. Not coming down, the earl roared, and his anger rose again, reaching 180 points in an instant.

The count slammed the cup into pieces on the ground, and then wiped the pieces off his hands one by one. In the process of doing this, the count's hand was scratched unexpectedly, and a lot of blood flowed out. The value rose again, breaking through two hundred.

"System prompt: Trick Earl Black: 25."

The count took a deep breath, stood up and walked upstairs quickly. At this time, Wang Mo had just finished the prank in the bedroom, got into the toilet and started to play pranks, while the count quickly returned to the bedroom door, and pushed it away. As soon as the door was entered, a huge pineapple suddenly fell from the sky and hit the earl on the head with a bang——

"Oh..." the earl just yelled out in pain, staggered subconsciously, and instantly stepped on the banana peel unexpectedly, his whole body slid to the ground, and fell to the floor with a bang.

The pineapple fell from the earl's head, and the earl lay on the floor, cursing indistinctly, his anger was instantly pushed to 260 by the two serial pranks, and then he stood up angrily, refusing to go any further. Scolding that troublemaker, he quickly took out the medicine box and found a bandage from it.

The earl unfolded a roll of bandages, just wrapped them on his fingers, screamed like a pig butcher, quickly took off the bandages, then howled in pain while covering his fingers, the wound was sprinkled with salt It wasn't that pleasant to be on the bed, and the Earl's anger value broke through 310 points again in an instant, reaching [-] points.

"System prompt: Trick Earl Black: 35."

Panting heavily, the count took out a roll of bandages again, looked carefully before binding his fingers, then took off his dirty clothes, went to the balcony and picked up a new one to put on.

The movement of the Earl changing his clothes quickly woke up the big red parrot. As soon as the red parrot opened its eyes, its first sight was fixed on the Earl's new clothes, or the bird food that was dripping from his pocket——

The parrot screamed, and then jumped up suddenly. Although the calf was chained, it jumped directly onto the earl's pocket, opened its mouth and pecked at the pocket--

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(Actually, when I wrote this, I wanted to add some funny tasks and gameplay to the game. After all, besides being cool, the fun of game novels is also a major attraction, but I don’t know whether you like such things. From the copy I haven't interacted with the players for a long time, um... I won't deviate from the main plot, everything should be in moderation, and the following plot ghosts will be carefully considered, so don't worry...)

(Please ask Sanjiang tickets, although No.1 seems impossible, but No.2 is still possible... I am so tragic, my collection exceeds that of that book twice, and the number of votes is twice as low as his... Sigh.)