Shameless people are invincible

() By the way, yesterday afternoon, after Ling Xiao received the bonus from the finance department, several people in the village urged him to treat him. He readily agreed, which surprised people. They couldn't imagine that Ling Xiao would also have a day when the sun would rise from the west .

Because in people's eyes, Ling Xiao is still a student who doesn't know much about the world, and he seems to be very stingy.As a child of a dual-career family in the city, he is not the only one in Dachen Township. Compared with other urbanites, he is really simple and frugal. He has been working here for almost a year. Except for daily necessities, I have never seen him buy snacks in supply and marketing cooperatives or private shops. Although the clothes on his body are neat and clean, they are basically the same clothes. It is rare to see him buying new clothes, and he does not smoke or drink. Drink, and don't mix with people in restaurants, he eats what the cafeteria sells.People discussed in private, some said that it is really rare to see young people in the city who are as educated as he is nowadays, while others said that he was born stingy and reluctant to spend money, so they were surprised to hear that he readily agreed to the treat, but they didn't know that Ling Xiao readily agreed to the treat Is another idea.

During the nearly one year of work, Ling Xiao always felt that the relationship with everyone was still a bit strange. Many times, he couldn't integrate into other people's clubs, and the state of being out of group was very uncomfortable. He had reflected on it in private, thinking that it might be because he didn't like it. The reason for talking, laughing and drinking with everyone.

He used to know nothing about the situation in the village, but only after he came here did he realize that people in the village have no taboos when talking and laughing, no matter men or women, especially those who are married, they often use swear words and vulgar words, It was very unpleasant to hear.Moreover, some swear words and vulgar words are so naked that people can't blush when they say them, but he blush when he hears them.Later, often in this kind of environment, his ears would become callused after listening for a long time, his immunity was strengthened, his skin was not so tender, and he laughed when he heard funny things, but he always thought he was educated He is a young man who has just started working and has not yet had a family. People say that he should not meddle with others. He should keep himself clean. When he encounters people chatting and laughing with obscenities, he should avoid them as much as possible. , so intersect with everyone in general.

As for drinking, Ling Xiao doesn't like that stuff, but he knows that he has a lot of alcohol, because he drank many times with his classmates when he was in junior college, especially in the days before graduation when he was about to say goodbye, and there were drinking parties every night .Every time he participated, none of his classmates could drink him. His highest drinking record was a catty of high-grade liquor and two bottles of beer.After drinking a few times, although other students did not drink as much as him, some sang, laughed, cried, jumped around, and even cursed and went crazy. He was very sober, at most Feeling hot all over my body, I have never figured out how much alcohol I can drink.The reason why he didn’t drink alcohol after he started working was because his family was not rich, and his family situation was special. He was very frugal since he was a child.The more important aspect is that, in his view, as an aspiring young man, it is not a good behavior to go out and drink and fool around, and he does not want to leave a bad impression on people, so he never interacts with others except eating in the cafeteria. When he went out to eat out, if someone invited him, he would refuse with an excuse, and of course he would not invite anyone else.

After introspection, I feel that my behavior is too different from the others, which seems too conspicuous and does not follow the crowd, which has become a problem, but since I plan to do a career here with peace of mind, I need to maintain a good relationship with everyone. It is also necessary to get used to and adapt to the life style of the village cadres.He thought, as long as he thinks it is too much, he should pay attention not to get involved with them, but it is not a bad idea to chat with people and drink a few times, so this time after receiving the bonus, someone persuaded him to treat him. It was an opportunity to get closer to everyone, so I readily agreed.

But in the afternoon after get off work, more than ten people were molested by him.Anyway, it’s to get closer to everyone. One is to invite and the other is to invite. If there are more people, there will be more. The treat is at a small private restaurant at the entrance of the township government. The sanitary conditions are very poor, but the same is true for other restaurants, and the food is average It is mainly big meat, and at most a few dark meat dishes can be fried.Someone came over ahead of time and ordered the boss to stew five catties of pork bones, and added five catties of eggs to boil together with the meat. This was the main course of the evening.

After all the people arrived, the only three small tables were full. First, they cut five catties of beef, and ordered a few plates of peanuts and tofu to serve as appetizers.The wine is more than 50 degrees of loose liquor, one yuan and one catty. Anyone who drinks drinks is drunk in a large bowl.This arrangement was not bad for the cadres in the village like them. Everyone ate and drank very lively. After more than an hour, all the meat was wiped out, and some of the light drinkers had drunk enough to go back.Ling Xiao's performance this night surprised everyone. No one thought that he could drink a lot of alcohol in such a gentle appearance. The spicy and inferior liquor tasted like drinking water, and he didn't even frown. All of a sudden.

But at first people thought he was young and aggressive, trying to show off his strength, so some people wanted to bully him and make a fool of him, but then everyone was dumbfounded, seeing him coming all the time, soldiers come to block the future, Instead let him get drunk several times.Later, when everyone saw that he drank two bowls of baijiu without changing his face, and his words were not messed up at all, they were so shocked that no one dared to drink with him anymore.

Originally, they drank a lot of white wine, but some people still hadn't enjoyed themselves enough, and they still wanted to drink beer, which they called cold.In order to make them happy, Ling Xiao also went all out, and let them drink as much beer as they wanted, and they would still accompany them to the end.So, the rest of the people made up a table, and asked the boss to cut up the only two catties of beef left in the restaurant, and added two plates of peanuts and pickles. In the end, empty beer bottles were placed on the table, and there were not many left sober. up.

Finally, when it was time to close the accounts, there were a few one-yuan bills left over from the one-hundred-yuan bonus, which made Ling Xiao secretly distressed for a long time, because the one hundred yuan was equivalent to more than one and a half months of his salary, and it was enough to invite a customer for a meal. No, it was the most expensive time in his life.However, heartache is heartache, and he has no regrets, because they all said that they had eaten and drank well after a night of big wine and meat, and they said a lot of good things about him, and their attitudes were very affectionate.Seeing that everyone was so happy, Ling Xiao was also very happy, thinking that the money was well spent, and was still excitedly muttering in his heart: From then on, the relationship with them should be greatly shortened?Well, this is called reciprocating. I used to think that I was really stingy. I should be more generous in the future. If you bleed a little more and ask everyone a few more times, then you will definitely become one with everyone.

This dinner made people know Ling Xiao again, and they especially admired him for drinking so much that they couldn't tell from his face.Some sober people calculated that he was at least enough to drink half a catty of white wine, and he also brought six bottles of beer with him.

Waiting for Ling Xiao and a few sober and semi-sober people to help the drunks back to the hometown and settle down, and then several people gathered in the secretary's room.The secretary's room is usually a place for chatting and farting. Ling Xiao made up his mind to "learn" from them. There was no bed and chair to sit on, but he hopped to sit on a desk at the door.

In the evening, the salty meat and strong wine burned people's mouths to fire. When these people came in, they drank water first. Some of the cold water in the kettle were poured into glasses, and some couldn't wait to pick up the pot and pour it into the spout. Ling Xiao also felt thirsty, but he was still not used to being so careless like them, and he couldn't even bear the tea-stained water glass, so he had to go back to his dormitory to get a glass.

The man named Zhang Changsheng was lying on the single bed against the west wall in the room. Seeing Ling Xiao go out, he laughed with a naturally loud voice: "Haha, let Ling Xiao shock the group of people today. They are so fierce, let Ling Xiao settle them down today, and let Ling Xiao settle them all by himself, it’s amazing!" Everyone has a worship complex, and drinking a lot of alcohol is also a hero, Zhang Changsheng's tone showed that Adoration to Ling Xiao in terms of drinking.

Sitting on a chair was Secretary Wei of the League Committee, blushing and hiccupping, laughing and saying, "That's right, in the future, as long as the wine fairy Ling Xiao is on the wine table, who would dare to put the clapper on to be a hero?"

The five people in the room laughed, and a middle-aged man who sat not far from Secretary Wei was Liu Guiping, the deputy head of the township. People laughed and said, "I don't know much about Ling Xiao, he is such a rare good young man." Ah! I seldom listened to him before, but today I can speak eloquently. Whoever has a girl who can marry him will be good. Hey? Isn’t he messing with Mr. Jin? It worked out? They really match each other .”

Secretary Ren, who was half lying on the single bed by the east wall, sat up suddenly. Secretary Ren's name was Ren Jing, and his nickname became "Human Jing". It was him, he was also the one who pretended to be drunk early to hide from alcohol when he saw the situation was not good, but didn't hide his flesh.

The "jing" sat up and said mysteriously: "I answered a call at noon today and heard something. Seeing Ling Xiao's happy look today, maybe he doesn't know it. If he knew, I don't think he will be happy. If it's like this, maybe I squatted in the corner and cried with my head in my arms."

"What's the matter?" the others asked curiously.