Shameless people are invincible

() On Monday, August [-], [-], the township government of Dachen Township became lively from early in the morning, because all township cadres were on holiday to attend the wedding of Ling Xiao and Caiping, and breakfast was also part of the wedding banquet. , so it has been lively since breakfast.Later, after going down to pick up Ling Xiao's family, relatives, friends and classmates, the car got even more lively.

However, the real excitement was yet to come. Before ten o'clock, the villagers of Dachen Village came to the township government to see their wives, because the township cadres hadn't seen their wives in the township government's courtyard for many years.Seeing that the township government was becoming more and more chaotic, several people began to clean up the villagers who were watching the excitement outside. After clearing out, they asked these few people to go to the door and the gap in the wall to stop the irrelevant people who wanted to come in.The courtyard was not allowed to enter, so the villagers gathered at the gate of Zhengfu and on the street in front of the gate. At eleven o'clock, the township cadres, classmates who came to Ling Xiao's wedding, and some relatives and friends also came out to wait for the car to welcome the relatives. In addition to the villagers of men, women, old and young, there are huge crowds of people gathered here, and there are not so many people on the grand festival day, so it is so lively!

At [-]:[-], the people guarding the gate of the township government responsible for setting off firecrackers finally heard the news shouting "Come! Come!" and rushed back, the group of young people excitedly set up the firecrackers. site.When they saw the shadow of a red Santana sedan, someone impatiently lit the firecrackers, and when the two jeeps behind them could be seen clearly, two kicks and firecrackers rang deafeningly. The villagers gathered around the gate were blown up and scattered, but a group of village urchins who were not afraid of anything, yelled and braved the gunfire to grab the small cannons that hadn't exploded in the smoke.

Before the cannon was fired, Ling Xiao was busy coming out to greet his bride. Nana, who was wearing a beautiful new dress, excitedly tugged his sleeves tightly to her side.Ling Xiao, who was full of joy, looked like the bridegroom today. He was wearing a brand-new blue suit, a red tie, and the groom's red flower pinned to his left chest. The young man looked even more handsome. When he came out, the village The eyes of the big girls and young daughters-in-law turned to him fiercely.The eyes of the boys in the village were fixed on the face of the handsome and foreign Nana. Such a beautiful little girl had only been seen on TV.

When the red Santana arrived at the gate, it was blocked by these young people. They set off the firecrackers and kicked them louder, and the three cars were immediately enveloped in smoke.After the sound of the guns died down, the smoke in front of the car gradually dispersed, and people rushed to the car, wanting to see the bride first.From the front windshield of the car, I saw Caiping sitting in the passenger seat. Caiping was covered in bright red bridal attire, with a red gauze scarf as a hijab, covering her shy and charming face.In the back seat are Caifen, Caifang and Baobao. They are seeing off their relatives. They are all wearing nice new clothes and have excited smiles on their faces. Even Caifen, who was dissatisfied with her sister's marriage to Ling Xiao before, is smiling like a flower.

Ling Xiao felt proud and relieved to be able to find a Santana car to marry Caiping. This car was found by Yang Zhicheng, director of the county government office.Director Yang happened to come to Dachen Country the day before yesterday. Because he has a good relationship with Secretary Wu, he came here at least twice a month, and he came twice in less than half a month recently. He had a good impression of Ling Xiao.When eating in the small cafeteria at noon the day before yesterday, Director Yang heard that he was going to have a wedding soon, and offered to find him a red Santana car as a wedding car.

This group of young people stopped the car to amuse the bride and groom. This is a folk custom, and Ling Xiao must either hug or carry Caiping to enter.Surrounded by people, Ling Xiao squeezed to the front of the car and opened the door on Caiping's side. Caiping was actually wearing a dazzling bright red cotton jacket and cotton trousers on a hot day.This is also a folk custom. It is said that it is for the sake of living a warm and thick life, and you can change into summer clothes when you enter a new house.

Caiping saw so many people watching in the car. Although it was expected, she felt even more shy when the door opened.The township cadres, classmates, and villagers behind Ling Xiao yelled in unison for Ling Xiao to quickly pick up the bride. Caiping became more and more ashamed and did not dare to look up, and the red gauze on her face did not help her to hide her shame.Amidst the extremely enthusiastic shouts of everyone, Caiping was hugged out of the car by Ling Xiao, her hands tightly wrapped around Ling Xiao's neck, and her shy and happy eyes looked affectionately at her groom through the scarf, feeling The novelty and sweetness of this new daughter-in-law.

Ling Xiao was holding his delicate and beautiful bride in his arms, and was so excited beyond words by thousands of onlookers, he couldn't care less to look closely at the affectionate eyes of the beautiful bride in his arms, the booing of the people next to him and the noise around him Walked into the courtyard in a voice.Three wedding cars drove slowly into the yard behind them, many watching villagers followed the car and crowded towards the door, especially the group of urchins who wanted to squeeze in through the gap between the adults' legs. A few gate guards took on troublesome jobs, shouted loudly to stop them, and finally stabilized their position with the help of other township cadres and Ling Xiao's classmates, but they still ran in a lot of urchins, enough for them to clean up .

Ling Xiao is so strong, and Caiping is also skinny, carrying her to the new house without stopping for more than 200 meters.The new house was decorated with lights and festoons, and the big red happy characters were stuck on the back wall. The two single beds were made into a large bed, covered with brand new sheets, and a stack of colorful satin quilts was stacked against the west wall. On the top is a pair of big red mandarin duck pillows.The quilts and quilts are four beds, which are generally not used by young couples nowadays, but the folk customs are like this, it is called four beds and four covers, and the colors are matched with red, yellow and green powder.Caiping leaned on the quilt after being carried to bed, and the beautiful bride in bright red leaned on the colorful quilt, which fully reflected the joy of the new house.

Because Caiping wanted to change clothes, Ling Xiao and the men who followed up to watch the excitement were all thrown out.Ling Xiao really didn't want to leave. Seeing Caiping sitting on the bed, she finally got her wish and made her his bride. I couldn't mention how excited she was, but Caiping's family still needs enthusiasm to send her off. Reception, if you want to hang on, you can't go.But when he went out, there was already a special person to warmly welcome the send-off relatives into the small cafeteria, and there was also a special person in charge of hospitality.

The wedding ceremony will be held next, at the door outside the corridor of the new house, the national flags are posted on both sides of the door, if more than ten years ago, the portrait of the Communist Party had to be hung above the red flag, the newlyweds would have to salute the President.A long table was set up at the door, and two chairs were placed in front of the long table. This was prepared for Ling Xiao's father, stepmother and elders. One of the contents of the ceremony was that Ling Xiao and Caiping formally met with their parents and elders in the family, and accepted their parents. and blessings from elders.

When Caiping came out again, her head had been removed, and she was replaced by a red suit. Even the exposed underwear, high-heeled shoes and socks were all red, and her beautiful face was full of joy. Delicate and charming.Since the arrival of Caiping, Nana has been happily following her, and Meimei can't bear to come out to watch the excitement. Even Caifen, Caifen and Baobao also ran out to watch her sister's wedding ceremony. The five beauties, big and small, including Caiping, were more beautiful than the other, and even the two young girls, who were so pure and fresh, were so dazzlingly beautiful that they made the boys around them salivate like cats scratching their hearts.

The hottest scene of the ceremony is the introduction of the relationship between the groom and the bride. Ling Xiao and Caiping can’t be fooled if they want to. His classmates pressed him for questioning. Zhao Qitai and the others provided clues. These guys in the village don’t care about the occasion. , Tell those rumors out.Facing their family members, Ling Xiao and Caiping felt ashamed, but the more this happened, the happier people seemed to be, the more vigorous their booing and the more enthusiastic their laughter.Ling Shangyun, Liu Lihua and other elders, as people who have been there, just smiled when they heard this, thinking that it is no wonder they are so anxious to have a happy event.But some people felt different when they heard it. The four little girls, Meimei, Nana, Caifen and Caifang, felt ashamed for them, and they felt ashamed themselves. They wanted to leave but wanted to continue listening.

It was Qin Shuixian who was willing to think about Ling Xiao. Seeing that people were entangled with Ling Xiao and Caiping, she stepped forward to persuade them, and asked people to move on to the next item quickly under the pretext of getting late, so as not to delay the opening time.

Another item worth mentioning during the ceremony was Ling Xiao and Caiping meeting their parents. During this ceremony, people often teased the bride and groom, and also took the opportunity to tease the groom's parents, but mainly teased the bride.When a bride bows to her parents-in-law, she has to make a deep bend, and even if it does not exceed ninety degrees, she has to do it all over again. It is not enough to make her father and mother's voice loud and clear, but they must also scream crisply and sweetly, otherwise they will be sad.But the most special thing about today's ceremony is that Ling Xiao has always called Liu Lihua his aunt, which makes many insiders want to hear what he plans to call today.Ling Xiao called his mother, this was the result of his discussion with Caiping, and he himself thought it was appropriate, especially this time when he treated him and Caiping, what his stepmother did qualifies as a mother.But after so many years, he got used to calling his aunt, and he was not as clear as Caiping, but the people who made a fuss refused to listen, and they didn't let him go until he yelled loudly a few times, mom.

Liu Lihua was so happy, she was so happy that she couldn't stop laughing from ear to ear.She had this wish when she sat down and waited for them to meet, and her wish came true. Looking at her tall and handsome son and her virtuous and handsome daughter-in-law, she was really happy from the bottom of her heart.

After the ceremony was over, the wedding banquet began. In addition to Caiping's family sending relatives off, the township leaders, school leaders, and Ling Xiao's elders were also arranged in the small canteen, and the rest were arranged in the big canteen.After the banquet started, Caiping could have a few bites at the table where she saw off her relatives, and then, led by one of Ling Xiao's cousins, she and Ling Xiao visited relatives and friends along the table.Ling Xiao can only be hungry, but he can eat a few mouthfuls of food when he is punished for drinking, but after all the visits, Caiping feels hungrier than him, because it is already after six o'clock in the afternoon.

The banquet dragged on for so long, mainly because when the bride and groom visited their relatives and friends, the local rules had to tease them and make things difficult for them in various ways.Let them guess riddles, let them sing, and let them kiss, which is the most lively and interesting scene in the wedding banquet.Let the two of them sing, Caiping is a teacher, singing is not stage fright, and she sings very nicely, Ling Xiao is naturally not inferior to Caiping, singing a song with a throat is also a bit tasteful, the love song of the two together is what people want most Listen, every table must sing.Ask them to guess the riddle, pass the guess, and if they fail to guess, the female guest will be punished with sugar and the male guest will be fined with cigarettes. The two kissed.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, with her own relatives, younger sister, and younger brother watching, Caiping was a little shy at first.When Ling Xiao was asked to kiss her, it was okay to kiss her face, but to squeeze her mouth tightly, and when she was asked to kiss Ling Xiao, her face was even more flushed like a dragonfly.The relatives are usually just teasing, but the township leaders are very difficult, and they can't do it if they don't kiss warmly.Everything is difficult at the beginning, and I have no choice but to wipe off my shy face after kissing passionately for the first time, and then kiss as much as I want in the future.The people who watched the excitement the most were those young boys and girls who had just started their love life. Meimei, Nana, Caifen and Caifen were exactly the same age. In addition to finding it particularly interesting, I couldn't help thinking of their future day, and couldn't help substituting themselves into the sister-in-law or sister. When they kissed intensely, they were actually very shy.

What made them even more shy was still behind, but Caifen and Caifen didn't see it. They left after the meeting in the small cafeteria. Meimei and Nana basically didn't see it. Half of the time, the sisters also went back early.

It was the group of young people in the village and Ling Xiao's classmates. They not only teased the bride and groom endlessly, but also teased them more viciously than other banquets.However, Ling Xiao's classmates were more civilized in their jokes, and most of them made outlandish requests for Ling Xiao and Caiping to kiss, but the people in the village were unscrupulous.They seldom let Ling Xiao and Caiping kiss, saying that it was right for them. Their program was to make Ling Xiao and Caiping guess the kind of riddles that would make them think in a wrong way, and they made their performances unbearable. purpose action.Counting the "jing" they are the worst, the riddles are the most explicit, and the actions made by them are also the most indecent. Caiping is someone who has experienced it, and she thinks of it every time. , so red that he couldn't even lift his head.But the more it was like this, the more excited people were, and even the female cadres in the village joined in the fun and booed, and the scene was extremely noisy.

The folk customs are like this, and everyone is like this when they are married. It is a compulsory course to tease the bride and groom at the wedding banquet and in the bridal chamber, and no one can escape it.For some aggressive brides, they might tease the guests in turn. Ling Xiao and Caiping naturally don't have that kind of ability, they can neither get angry nor get angry, just keep a smile and guess what they can guess or do. Well, if it really doesn't work, Ling Xiao usually punishes himself with three glasses of wine.Today's wedding wine is 42 degrees, and Ling Xiao feels that he has a huge amount, and he probably can handle it, but he has been drinking a lot since meeting the elders and leaders. The family cared to let him rest for a while, but this sleep was so sleepy that people couldn't cry out, and he didn't wake up until ten o'clock in the evening, which was already the time for the wedding night in the bridal chamber.