Wu Song

'Woooooh~~~my son~~~', crying loudly, Taiyi rushed towards Xia Jie, rolling and crawling.His dark wooden staff stabbed back a few times indiscriminately under his armpit, more than a dozen guards grunted, rolled their eyes and hugged their lower body and slowly limp on the ground.

'Woooooh~~~my son~~~', with tears flying, Taiyi thumped and rolled away from the official team.The wooden stick seemed to be just on the water, and it knocked on the surroundings lightly, and more than two dozen well-dressed officials let out a "wow", hugged the most painful places such as knees and ankles, and jumped up on the spot.

"Woo woo woo~~~ my son~~~", tears splashed everywhere, Taiyi's two big black feet "baji" ran over Xingtian Gale's face, two black lacquered feet The big lacquered footprints were so conspicuous on Xing Tian Dafeng's face, and the stench of mud and unknown things mixed together made Xing Tian Dafeng groan and choke his own neck to vomit crazily.

"Wooooow~~~my son~~~", Taiyi danced and jumped at Xia Jie, and his two big hands with sticky mud slapped them at Yan Xin indiscriminately.Yan Xin Huarong let out a pale exclamation, jumped up hastily, and flew a hundred feet away like lightning.Taiyi kicked Xuanwu back three or five steps, threw himself on Xia Jie's body, put his hands on Xia Jie's body crying bitterly, and howled loudly: "Daddy, I haven't seen you for a long time, woo Woo, you miss me so much! Woooo! You've become a human being now!"

The corners of Xia Jie's mouth twitched, the corners of his eyes twitched wildly, and his body was shaking violently.In heaven, where did Tai Yi just go?In addition to the smell of mud, Xia Jie can clearly distinguish that Taiyi's body is covered with animal feces, urine, rotting corpses and all kinds of the most unpleasant smells, and there seems to be something in it. A strange smell characteristic of the foul-smelling bodily fluids ejected by a beetle called a 'spanker'.This strong smell rushed straight into Xia Jie's nostrils. With Wu Wu's five senses, which are a thousand times more sensitive than ordinary people, this stench almost fainted Xia Jie.He finally understood why Xingtian Gale, who had been stepped on by Taiyi, could vomit so happily.

Forcibly controlling himself so that he would not be fainted by the stench, Xia Jie opened his hands, wanting to act like a loving father and filial son, wanting to hug Taiyi forcefully, but he really didn't have the courage to do it.The mud on Taiyi's back was nearly an inch thick, how dare he hug him?Xia Jie could only dryly say high-sounding words: "You, you have suffered...my child...my child is not filial...you, how did you become like this?"

Taiyi's tears flowed down in big strings, and the tears washed away the mud on his face, revealing the still dark skin under the mud. God knows if it's been so long since he's been on an envoy to Dongyi for so long. Take a shower.He burst into tears, muttering something vaguely in his mouth, and gradually, Taiyi's body trembled violently.

Something is wrong, very wrong.

Based on Xia Jie's understanding of Taiyi, if he was crawling around in that muddy pit just now, and was viciously counting those servants, now he is holding his own crying and suffering. . .Taiyi was really crying sadly!It's not the kind of malicious teasing, but a real cry!

At this time, Taiyi's body trembled like a fallen leaf in the wind, he had no strength at all, and leaned limply on Xia Jie's body, as if he was about to sink to the ground.Xia Jie was startled, and hurriedly hugged Taiyi, not caring that his hands were stained with mud, but just hugged him, not knowing what was wrong with him.

Xingtian Xuanzhi on the side just made some water to help Xingtian Dafeng wash off the stinky footprints on his face. Those of them who knew Taiyi's character and style from Xia Jie's mouth just stood aside and were full of enthusiasm. He looked up at the sky with a bitter and helpless face, unable to make any response.Facing the majestic Yin Wu, the suzerain of the Star Sect of the Great Xia Witch Cult, what can they do?It doesn't matter if he wants to pretend to be crazy or foolish, or he wants to deliberately tease people, these juniors can only bear it for life!

Taiyi's bitter crying lasted for a full quarter of an hour.

Then, he suddenly wiped off the mud and tears on his face with the back of Xia Jie's only robe that seemed to be clean, and hit Xia Jie with a wooden stick in his hand.He 'hee hee' said with a smile: "My boy, this 'Goddess Lake' has become your fief, not bad, not bad! Oh, remember, when I die, I will bury him in the middle of the lake. island."

Xia Jie was taken aback for a moment, and Yan Xin next to him had a distorted face, full of unhappiness.Bury an old man like Tai Yi on an island in the middle of the lake?Yan Xin was reluctant.In her opinion, the Goddess Lake has become her private property, because she just snatched it from Xia Jie!However, facing such a tired and lazy character as Tai Yi, Yan Xin could only bear the bad breath forcibly, his eyes rolling wildly thinking about how to express this bad breath in the future.

Holding Taiyi's shoulder tightly, Xia Jie frowned and asked him in a low voice: "Are you alright?"

Taiyi shook his head lightly, he didn't have the usual indecency of laughing and scolding, but sighed a little weakly in a low voice: "It's okay...you know, this 'Goddess Lake' was created by me back then. When the prince was there, was the palace where he used to cool off? I haven’t been here for many years. I didn’t expect that kid Lugui to seal this place to you.”

With a sigh, Taiyi put his hands behind his back, lightly touched the ground with his wooden staff, and said quietly: "When I left this 'Goddess Lake', I handed over this piece of land back to you. Wang Ting. Unexpectedly, Lu Gui would award it to you, oh~~~!" With an extremely bitter sigh, Taiyi looked at Xia Jie with the kind of gentle eyes that made Xia Jie's hair stand on end, and patted Xia Jie gently with his hand. Patting Xia Jie's face, he said quietly: "Xia Jie, this is our fate!"

The stench stinks, Tai Yi's hand, God knows what the black thing on the palm is, it just covered Xia Jie's face with two black handprints.Xia Jie's stomach churned for a while, even though he had experienced the so-called perverted ordeal of eating bento in the cesspit in his previous life, he was still almost vomited by the stench from Taiyi's hand.The lethality of this stench mixed with hundreds of inexplicable raw materials is really astonishing.

Get off from the carriage, the five priests and Brad Reed who stood aside and watched the show stupidly for a quarter of an hour, looked blankly at Taiyi and Xia Jie's "father and son" and "intimate" 'Emotional exchange'.After a long time, Brad Reid stammered and raised his front hoof and shouted: "God of the Sea, Mr. Xia Jie, this is your father?"

Taiyi glanced at Xia Jie strangely, glared at Xia Jie with an extremely fierce gaze, then Taiyi shook his body carelessly and took a few steps forward, reaching out to hold Brad Rhett. After washing his hooves, he laughed loudly: "Hahaha, Xia Jie is Lao Tzu's son, no one in this world 'dare' to say no! This lord has a handsome face and a peculiar description, his whole body and bones are strange , must be a very important person among the sea people?" (A single click from you warms up my whole coding life. Let's watch the Fantastic Fantastic Channel of Literature Network together, more exciting content is waiting for you!) Tai Yi's vicious hug Look at Brad Reed.

Brad Reid uttered an 'owwow', jumped out dozens of steps as if his butt was on fire, and then lay down on the side of the road and vomited crazily.He was trembling violently all over, and within a short while, Brad Reid had spouted yellow-green foam from the corner of his mouth, apparently vomited gall water.

Xia Jie, Yan Xin, Xing Tian Dafeng, and Bai squatting on Xia Jie's shoulder raised their right hands at the same time, and slapped themselves on the face helplessly.

Tai Yi greeted the five ocean priests with a happy face.He laughed loudly and said: "Hahahahaha, you all came from afar, and you were originally guests. I don't know what business you have come to my Daxia this time, but since it was my child who was not good enough to welcome you, now it is my child's place again. Territory, that is my guest! Old man Xia Yi, on behalf of the millions of people in the 'Ghostland', welcome all the distinguished guests from Atlantis!"

Fast as lightning, fast as thunder, before the five ocean priests could react, Tai Yi, who called himself Xia Yi, had already rushed in front of the five priests, hugging them very warmly.At the same time, Taiyi was very bored, almost shamelessly used his dark face to give an extremely intimate kiss to the five ocean priests.

'Woooooooooooooooooo', the five ocean priests ran away frantically, ran to the side of the avenue, and vomited loudly.Pity the nobles and priests of Atlantis, their bodies may have never been in contact with soil in their entire lives, but now they are smeared with filth by Taiyi!In just a few snaps of the fingers, the five ocean priests also vomited out the gall water.Their golden scepters were thrown on the ground indiscriminately, and they couldn't care less about these things at this moment.

"Demeanor! Demeanor!" Xia Jie numbly looked at Tai Yi's petty behavior.After all, Daxia is a big country, he is too Yi, no matter how you say, he is also an important minister among Daxia's important ministers, even if this group of sea people are envoys of the enemy country, it is really embarrassing for Daxia to do such a thing.In particular, he now keeps claiming to be Xia Jie's father, and even maliciously changed his name to Xia Yi, which makes people laugh and cry. This even disgraces Xia Jie!

Before it was too late to stop Taiyi's bad behavior, Taiyi had already hugged the livid Mutu affectionately.Mutu, who had always stood aside with a majestic and solemn face, now had the expression on his face as if someone had forced three big steamed buns into his mouth. His mouth was so wide that he couldn't close it for a long time.Everyone watched as the color on Mutu's face became more and more ugly. Gradually, the muscles on Mutu's body swelled piece by piece, and the bulging muscle lumps appeared so clearly under the tight leather jacket.The blood vessels on Mutu's neck are almost as thick as a thumb!

Xia Jie could clearly hear Mutu growling in a low voice hoarsely: "You... let go!" Maybe it was severe pain, maybe it was something else, but Mutu's voice seemed to be the last pain in his body. A bit of air was forced out of the lung cavity, which caused a little mournful hissing from the vocal cords.

Taiyi was humming a very helpless folk song in a low voice.While humming, he muttered slowly: "Well, are you one of the monsters created by those guys playing with water? Hehehehe, yes, yes, it really surprised me. How did they make you have Such a powerful one? The body of Sanding Wuwu! Tsk tsk, it's really good."

Like a butcher picking out meat in the market, Taiyi tightened his grip on Mutu's body, while his two dark hands kept walking on Mutu's back, sometimes pinching his buttocks, sometimes pinching his buttocks. The muscles around his waist.Mutu's complexion became more and more red, and gradually turned purple, and his eyes almost jumped out of their sockets.But Taiyi suddenly laughed and said: "Hahaha, you are a good guy, my kid likes to befriend good guys. Well, you have a good body!"

A few werewolf generals on the side saw that something was wrong, Taiyi said something nice, but why did his leader's face become more and more ugly?They snorted coldly, and were about to approach, but Taiyi had already let go of Mutu, and hugged them very courteously.The stench, the extreme stench, especially for this group of werewolf warriors with a good sense of smell like a wolf, this stench is simply more lethal than any weapon!

Immediately, two werewolf generals were stunned alive.Mutu, who was still panting, pointed at Taiyi angrily and said angrily: "You, do you want to provoke a war between the two countries?"

Taiyi flinched and jumped back in horror, looked at Mutu in surprise, and whispered in a very 'cowardly' voice: "I welcome you on behalf of my child, is there something wrong?"

Mutu was so angry that he trembled all over. He was horrified by Taiyi's incomparably tyrannical body, which was as irresistible as a huge mountain.He looked at Taiyi angrily, but couldn't say another word.Maybe this old man is a little dirty, maybe he is a little too smelly, but his strength is really shocking!Could it be that a bad old man in Daxia has such a strong strength?

In particular, what made Mutu feel annoyed but helpless was: Although Taiyi was a little dirty, he, after all, hugged them face to face under the guise of welcoming everyone.It's really embarrassing to be at a disadvantage, but still have to laugh and fight with this old man.

The five sea priests vomited aside, and they walked over angrily holding their golden scepters.A tall sea priest said angrily: "I, Wolfs Alexander, the sea priest of the Ocean Temple of Atlantis, have had enough of your rudeness in Daxia! We have decided to go to war! Now Go to war!"

Taiyi rolled his eyes, took a few steps back in 'panic', pulled Xia Jie's sleeve and said in 'panic': "My dear son, what is he talking about starting a war?"

Xia Jie spread his hands, and just about to speak, the face of the sea priest who called himself Wolfs Alexander suddenly changed. He seemed to be listening to something intently, and then he roared through gritted teeth: "But, our Atlanta The Teis are magnanimous and magnanimous. We do not want to cause great disasters because of the stupidity of some members of your Xia Kingdom! You should be grateful for our magnanimity. We, we decided to accept your sincerity and offer Before the original witch staff, we will not, will not launch a blow against you again!"

Xia Jie and Tai Yi looked at each other in surprise, and looked up at the sky at the same time.To their surprise, the doomsday fortress of the sea people in the sky is slowly descending. Now in their field of vision, the sea people's fortress is the size of an ordinary small orange, bigger than what they saw a few days ago about twice.That's right, the fortress is slowly approaching the ground.

A trace of surprise flashed across Taiyi's face, he frowned, not knowing what the Hairen were up to.Are they not afraid that their fortress will be lowered too low, so that Daxia can take advantage of it?Their greatest advantage is their absolute height. If their height drops too much, there are many powerful methods in Daxia's witchcraft that can kill people hundreds of thousands of miles away.

Wolfs Alexander looked proudly at Taiyi and Xia Jie's startled faces, and he chuckled softly: "As expected, Mr. Xia Jie is the representative of the main battle right? You deliberately want to create all kinds of conflicts for us to Atlantis is fighting your Great Xia decisively, but you are not willing to let your Great Xia submit to our Atlantis. That’s why, no wonder you created so many conflicts when you were in Atlantis, we Next time, you are deliberately provoking us."

Thinking they had discovered Xia Jie's intentions, Wolfs Alexander, five ocean priests, Brad Reed, and a group of representatives of the sea people stopped looking at Taiyi, and urged Xia Jie to make arrangements as soon as possible. rest