Wu Song

"I~~~going~~~crazy~~~~~~"

I don't know how many times the roar full of resentment broke out from the temporary governor's mansion, causing the city of Ifontaine to sway violently. A wall in the backyard of the governor's mansion turned into countless dust after a loud noise. An extremely strong and huge figure ran out of the yard with a 'huh', and ran a long way in an instant of jumping and jumping.On the street, a group of officers and soldiers recruited from the nobles of the Principality of Bailu for daily patrols looked up at the figure flying past foolishly, and shouted in admiration: "Your Excellency, you run so fast!"

Xia Jie, with a livid face, jumped and ran for seven or eight blocks like a fish slipping through the net in panic, before landing heavily on a street corner, and stopped running in front of a refreshment shop.He blinked his eyes and looked around, quickly slipped into this refreshment shop, and found a secret small private room to hide.

Looking sadly at the cup of fragrant black tea on the table, Xia Jie put his hands on his chin resentfully, and let out a long and helpless sigh.

Helpless, life has reached this point, it is really helpless to the extreme.He Xia Jie, the majestic governor of the central region of Daxia, who commanded 500 million elite barbarians and tens of millions of auxiliary troops under his command, was forced to run around by an eleven or twelve-year-old girl. Is there anything more helpless than this?But, who told me that two days ago, when I and Xin Xin were reviewing the lip-to-lip rubbing movement that made both of them feel good, I was seen by the ghostly Qing Shu who was wandering around like a ghost?

In the sky, from Xuanwu Xiahou in the previous life to Mengdihou Xia Jie in this life, he is a person who kills and sets fire without blinking an eye, and is dumbfounded when talking about love, love and the like.Do you want such a guy who is known to be a "rough person" from the outside to give a lecture on the physiological and hygiene knowledge of puberty to a little girl who is not yet an adult?

The conscience of heaven and earth, if Xia Jie really explained to Qing Shu what is meant by mutual affection, what is called human relations, what is called zodiac reproduction, and even what is called the fine-tuning of human body caused by brain gland hormones, guarantee that the first The one who charged at the door with a machete was Qing Shu's grandfather, that Qing Shu who had a very old qualification in the witch palace!

However, just look at Qing Shu's watery and pitiful eyes that look like an abandoned puppy. When she timidly grabs the corner of your clothes, she asks you innocently and purely: "Brother Xia Jie, why did you bite me? Sister Yan Xin's mouth?" Facing such a person, such a question, what else can you do?What else can I do but run away?In short, Xia Jie can't do that kind of ghost thing. Baihu, one of the gangsters in his previous life, can kill women of all ages, but he, Xuanwu Xiahou, doesn't have the cultivation and ability !

It's too embarrassing for the dignified governor of the central government to be forced to flee from his governor's mansion by that thin little girl who is as thin as bean sprouts.

At the exit of the broken wall in the backyard of the Governor's Mansion, Qing Shu frowned, and said pitifully, "Why did Xia Jie run away when he saw me? Well, sister Yan Xin, why are you mouth to mouth with Xia Jie? Are you practicing some kind of witchcraft that requires two people to practice together? Is there such a witchcraft in the Li Wu Temple?" Her pitiful eyes looked at the green-faced Yan Xin who was standing beside him, and Yan Xin turned She rolled her eyes, only to hear an extremely ear-piercing piercing sound in the air, and Yan Xin disappeared in an instant.

"Ah? They all ran away?" Qing Shu's mouth narrowed, as if he was about to cry.However, she quickly adjusted her mood, raised her right hand and smiled and said, "It doesn't matter, they ran away, and you are with me! Be obedient, and I will definitely refine you into something as good as the ancient poisonous dragon." It's like a wild and poisonous beast." She shook her right hand, and Bai, who was lifted upside down in the air by her tail, gave her a weak look, and let out a 'squeak'. "Ah bah", Bai spit out a mouthful of spittle towards the ground, the spittle was dark green.

The spittle, which was as thick as glue, sprayed on the ground, and a large bluestone slab with a radius of about a foot near Qingshu's feet was corroded by the spittle with a hole about a foot deep.Qing Shu's eyes lit up, he nodded and said in admiration: "The Poison Palace's Poison Art is divided into [-] layers, Bai, your saliva can have the poison of third-class voodoo. Hehe, I really want to see the highest level in your body." Looks like eighteenth grade voodoo!" She pampered her little white face, and said with a smile: "Sister Yanxin laid a good foundation for you, and I poured you an indestructible magic weapon with witch medicine. It’s really great to come out of your body. Hehe, only in this way can you slowly absorb the decoction I feed you, and slowly transform you into a wild poisonous beast!"

Bai Bai raised his head weakly, and gave Qing Shu a pitiful look.However, Qing Chu threw Xia Jie and Yan Xin's unhappiness about running away a hundred and eight thousand miles away, and dragged him backwards to the side hall that he occupied as an alchemy room, holding Bai Tai's tail.While running in small steps, she shouted excitedly: "Qingshen, Qingshen, is the thousand grasses, thousands of insects, and animals stewed that I told you to prepare? Well, you must choose the best ingredients. Don't cut corners for me!"

Qing Yu, a big witch with a pale complexion and an abnormally pale green luster on his teeth and tongue, came out from the side hall. He laughed sinisterly a few times, and said joyfully, "How could it be? I have the opportunity to refine Pixiu with such a powerful body into a poisonous beast. How could I let go of this opportunity? You are really smart, Qingshu, and you have thought of such a good way to refine him. You are really capable, Qingsu , Wu Zun and Meng Hou regard this little guy very seriously, it is really rare to be able to borrow him to let us toss!"

The door of the side hall is wide open, revealing a big soup cauldron with a mysterious shape inside, which looks like three skulls pieced together.A large pile of dark green bones exuding a strange fishy smell was piled up under the soup cauldron, and a raging will-o'-the-wisp was burning on it.A large pot of black and green viscous medicinal liquid in the soup cauldron was bubbling, every bubble exploded, and a wisp of thick green smoke drifted out from it.The smoke rose gradually, and gradually distorted into the hideous faces of poisonous insects and beasts.The silent, but shrill howling that could be felt with spiritual sense filled the side hall, and there was a creepy eerie feeling seeping into the body along the pores in the distance, causing Bai Meng to shudder a few times .

Qing Shu's big eyes shone with excitement, and she happily grabbed Bai's tail and spun him around like a windmill a few times, laughing loudly: "Bai, look, a thousand grasses, a thousand insects, and a thousand beasts soup! It uses a thousand kinds of heaven and earth The most poisonous herb in the world, the venom of a thousand kinds of the most poisonous insects in the world, and the inner alchemy juice of a thousand kinds of the most poisonous beasts in the world! Although it is not as vicious and strange as the refining soup, but in fact The toxicity is a hundred times stronger than that of refining people's soup!" She lifted Bai, kissed Bai's face affectionately, and said with a smile: "As long as you can escape from this pot of soup, you The voodoo on my body can at least rise to No.16 or above! Hee hee, I really want to catch up with the poison of the ancient poisonous dragon!"

Qingxuan on the side was trembling with excitement, he rubbed his palm frantically, and said impatiently: "Miss, the heat is up, hurry up and throw this little guy in! The indestructible body of King Kong plus the power of ten thousand poisons body, just thinking about it makes people want to kill people! Oh hehehehehehe, if this little guy succeeds, he will definitely be the strongest killer in our Li Wu Temple! The strongest poisonous beast! Not every beast They all have that kind of good luck, let Wu Zun refine them into indestructible bodies of diamonds!"

Nodding vigorously, Qing Shu forcefully opened Bai's mouth, stuffed him with witchcraft like a stuffed duck, and then threw him into the soup cauldron with a 'gu dong'.Bai 'quack' screamed, like a frog scalded by boiling water, struggling in the soup cauldron in a hurry.But the weird soup in this soup cauldron was surprisingly thick, how could he struggle to move?Seeing Bai seemed to be stuck in a swamp, swallowed by the tumbling medicinal liquid.Qing Shu's eyes were replaced by two groups of black and green will-o'-the-wisps, and she exclaimed with great joy: "Bai, don't worry! You have a third-class poison as a base, and you won't die. You won't die even with Sister Yan Xin here." , you just obediently cultivate in it!"

The side hall was soon surrounded by a large number of great witches from the Hall of Poison, and they all stared at the soup cauldron with bright eyes, looking at their happy faces, as if today was the New Year's Eve.

Qing Shu let out a clear drink, and together with her, nine great witches with the Nine Cauldron logo shot at the same time, and a black witch seal blasted into the soup cauldron with a long gloomy light.The soup medicine in the soup cauldron immediately rolled violently, carrying Bai Nabai's body floating in the soup cauldron, like a big glutinous rice ball in the soup pot, it was indescribably weird.Bai could only grin his teeth and make faces at the surrounding big witches, and kept spitting at them.But the miserable green saliva was also bound in the soup pot by Wu Yin, and it ended up being used on himself.

In the refreshment shop, Xia Jie finally snorted weakly, picked up a piece of rose pine nut cake and threw it into his mouth, muttering in a low voice: "That's right, that's good, compared to Da Xia's dim sum, the craftsmanship is better A lot. Well, the level of luxury in a slavery society is really not as good as that in a semi-kingly, feudal, semi-high-tech civilized colonial society!"

Just lamenting the cultural differences between Daxia and Hairen territory, the door of the private room, which is densely packed with gold and silver and carved with thousands of roses, was pushed open silently, like a thief. Muling sneaked in quietly, and closed the door carefully.Looking at his appearance, he is simply a rat who steals oil. How can he look like the adjutant of the governor of the central province of Daxia and the top leader of the Secret Service?

He grabbed the teacup on the table and poured a cup of tea for Akamura, then casually threw the scalding tea to Akamura.Xia Jie laughed and said, "Why do you smell like a thief more and more?"

Akamura deftly caught the flying teacup, regardless of the fact that the tea in it could half-cook a piece of meat, he lifted the lid of the bowl and swallowed the tea in one mouthful, sitting proudly in the summer Jie opposite.He imitated Xia Jie's unscrupulous appearance sometimes, raised Erlang's legs, shook his thighs proudly and easily, and smiled: "Brother, isn't this job you asked me to do as a thief? Good news, bad news , each has one, which one do you want to hear first?"

Blinking his eyes, he grabbed it with his big hand, and before Chi Liang reached out, he grabbed the rose pine nut cake on the plate on the table and stuffed it into his mouth. Xia Jie smiled vaguely: "Okay."

Chi Mu clapped his hands and said with a smile: "The good news is that all the local nobles in the Central Territory have been placed by our Secret Service. The Secret Service has set up five branches in various places. According to the elder brother's intention, the leader of the branch They are all in charge of the confidantes around Xuan Zhi and the five of them, and all the news is collected here, big brother."

"Hmm." Xia Jie swallowed the rose pine nut cake in his mouth, and stretched out his hand on purpose. Just when Chi Liang's hand stretched out less than a foot, he grabbed the lily cake from another plate, and then stuffed it into his mouth.Chi Liang was so angry that he yelled 'Wow', he shot like the wind, and before Xia Jie made another shot, he hugged all the six dishes that were born on the table into his arms, and then he smiled proudly and wildly .

"Hey!" Xia Jie rubbed his head and laughed, his heart, which had become extremely depressed by Qing Shu's 'threats and bullying', finally became cheerful.He smiled and said, "Good news, is that all?"

Akamura lowered his head, took a piece of daisy petal red bean cake from a plate in his arms, and said vaguely while chewing: "Well, this is half of the good news. The other half is the elders of Xing Tian's family. , it is the grandfather-level old man who is the head of the Xingtian family who led a group of elite soldiers from the Xingtian family to the central region, and is now strolling over the road to see the scenery. These veterans are responsible for the safety of you, brother Xingtian, brother Xingtian and the others. .Other than that, they won't meddle in anything that the central leadership does."

Xing Tian'e's grandfather?Those are all old monsters who are not dead, and have been cultivating for at least five or six hundred years?Today's great witch's natural lifespan is only so short, if people from Xing Tian'e's grandfather generation can live to this day, they must be strongmen of the heaven-defying level!With the existence of the Four Great Witches, one should not underestimate their hidden power.In particular, they would not intervene in the affairs of the central leadership, which made Xia Jie most satisfied.Presumably, for old people of this status and age, they don't bother to pay attention to these trivial things that seem insignificant to them. (One click from you warms up my entire codeword life. Let’s watch the fantasy fantasy channel of Wenxue.com, more exciting content is waiting for you!) In this way, the safety of my life and that of Xingtian Brothers will be greatly improved Guarantee!This is the most important thing.

"Hahahaha!" After laughing happily a few times, Xia Jie asked with a smile on his face, "Then, what's the bad news?"

Akamura shrugged helplessly, and instinctively spread his hands, so the plates in his arms fell to the ground at the same time.He didn't even look at the dishes, but said with a bit of distress: "The ones who led the reinforcements of the Xingtian family were Xing Tianbi and Xing Tiangan. Uh, the support army is completely under their control. The meaning of the Xingtian family is that if we If you can’t control the central leadership, Xing Tianbi, Xing Tianyan and the others will immediately take over the affairs here.”

After looking at Chi Liang in surprise for a long time, Xia Jie patted his forehead and said in surprise, "But, am I the governor of the Central Territory?"

Akamura sighed helplessly: "But brother, the governor of the central government was also arranged by the Xingtian family? Those two have the king's order in their hands, and the warrant of the Xingtian family. Once they feel that you can't control the central government situation, they will immediately take over here."

"Come on, I understand." Xia Jie crossed his legs on the long-backed armchair very depressedly, and his heavy body made the armchair carved from fine oak under him creak.He said helplessly: "I'm aggrieved as the governor! Damn, the Xingtian family is still examining their children to see who will take over the Xingtian family in the future, isn't it? Put those two in the central leadership here , Damn, don’t they just have a way to suppress the common people by letting go and massacring?”

Akamura spread his hands helplessly.To be honest, Chi Liang had never seen a witch like Xia Jie.In Yifengdanlu's midnight riot a while ago, Xia Jie, Xing Tian Dafeng, Chi Liang and other military leaders were assassinated. This kind of thing spread to other great witches, such as Xiang Liurou, who had already slaughtered the city up.But what about Xia Jie?He just ordered to kill some people who were running around in the streets.This is not the style of a great witch.Xing Tianbi and Xing Tianyan must be another method of doing things, but it is difficult to say which of these two methods is good and which is bad.

Knocking hard on the table in front of him, Xia Jie said with a gloomy face: "Come on, come on, anyway, it's a good thing. If someone makes trouble again, let Xing Tianbi and Xing Tianyan take people to the top. Hehe, we have come to the middle Leader, do they still have a part to watch? Chi Mu, you manage the secret service well, and secretly monitor the entire central leader, even if I don’t want to be the governor..."

Smiling meaningfully, Xia Jie didn't say much.What is this governor doing?military and personal