Wu Song

"Life really lacks passion." Xia Hou led the way with that extremely scary mace, and led Andor and others towards the mountain without saying a word.

"I think back then, unfortunately, I was picked up from the university by those instructors. Didn't I just become an agent? I am also a passionate young man. What are you afraid of being an agent? Don't look at me at that time like planting jasmine in a yard, sitting in the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River. Drinking tea during the day, but I also often go out on missions, that excitement, that nervousness, that's life! But now?"

"Jiuzhou Ding, Jiuzhou Ding, your old man is a legendary artifact of Kyushu! It's a bit shabby to be sold to the United States by smugglers who robbed graves, isn't it? You have to be enshrined in the Kunlun Moral Hall Magic weapon. How are you? In that zone53, you were almost torn into pieces by those scientific lunatics. I'm trying to find you back. The foreigner's hairy hands are stroking around, right?"

"How are you, even though you saved me, I would be grateful to you even if you sent me back to China, even if you left me in the center of Beijing. You are an artifact, so you should have such a function? But what about you? I was lost in the Xia Dynasty, which didn’t even have historical records! It was still an era when witchcraft and high technology danced together, and great witches and Atlanteans were desperate. Look at this star chart and astrology, and from your old man’s relationship , I should still be on the earth, but I don’t know how many years ago the earth was.”

"The big star between Mars and Jupiter was destroyed later, right? This can explain why there was one less planet, but one more asteroid belt. But what about the moon? There is no moon in the sky now. Could it be Say, is it really the same as the looted manuscripts we saw in the secret archives of the Secret Service before, is the moon created by the Atlanteans and then ascended nine days from the earth? That is too exaggerated gone."

"However, as long as this is the earth, at least I still have hope of returning home. But, passion."

"Is it passion to be a thug for the Xingtian family? No."

"Is it passion to be a thug for the Great Xia Dynasty? No."

"Is it passion to be a killer for the Great Xia Army? No."

"Jiuzhou Ding, Jiuzhou Ding, you old man actually threw me into a barbarian tribe. Fortunately, I was lucky, and I soon got in touch with the highest power class in this world. This is called luck. Look, my pursuit It's not high, but it's just a matter of cultivating enough strength to break through the void, go back to my lovely Jiangnan courtyard, have a baby with my little peanut, and live a peaceful life with my salary and mission allowance That's it."

"I, Xiahou, am not a very ambitious person. What I need is the kind of passion that can make my heart beat unconsciously. Of course, it is definitely not the kind that can make me shatter to pieces and I don't know how to return." The passion of the matter! God, you sent a group of great gods like Tongtian Taoist to me, I can't bear this passion! This, if you have it, you don't have it."

Xiahou murmured, "If you don't have passion, just create your own passion and beat up the governor of the Hai people here vigorously? Well, I can't bear this kind of passion."

"Life is like a raped woman. If you can't resist, enjoy it with your eyes closed. But, after you enjoy it, if you can kick the raper's little brother hard , This may be the so-called passion." Xia Hou smiled strangely, suddenly looked up at the white clouds in the blue sky, and muttered: "What am I thinking about? What are you thinking about so much? Close your eyes and enjoy this kind of passion." Damn life."

"Actually, I have a chance to get rid of this boring life. When I get the Sun Shooting Art, I can leave Anyi completely. But, for the sake of some things, can I not stay?"

Xiahou was inexplicable and didn't know why his heart suddenly turned into a mess. Recently, his cultivation has been going well, and the Dawu's cultivation has never heard that there is such a saying that he is insane, why suddenly five thieves popped up in his heart, without any warning Are you starting to make a fuss?

But now that I am leading the way for Andorra and Thor, Xiahou has no time to think about it, and regardless of whether his thoughts are a little weird or contradictory, he has a very professional smile on his face, leading the guests step by step. forward.While walking, Xiahou also cast a small spell casually, so they took a step forward, and this step was more than ten feet away. grassy meadow.

Andor and Thor were taken aback. They naturally knew how fast they were moving just now.But they consciously walked slowly as usual, why did their speed suddenly become so outrageous?Cain's eyes were bright, and like his descendants, they all stared at the backs of Xiahou and Shen Gongbao with incomparable greed, almost drooling.Cain could feel the intermittent fluctuations on Xiahou's body, and it was this fluctuation that made the walking speed of their group increase extremely abnormally.

Xing Tian Gale had already led people to jump directly from the nearby mountain, and deliberately stepped on the ground with heavy feet, stirring up high dust and grass clippings.After patting his body a few times, Xing Tian Dafeng stretched out his hands towards Andorra from a distance: "Hahahahaha, Your Excellency Governor, it is so great to see that you are still alive. I heard just now that we Chi Brother Tiger was the one who met you by the river last time? Hahahaha, in broad daylight, Your Excellency the Governor is playing child molestation naked, it really is very interesting, very interesting."

Xia Hou was at a loss for words, why do these guys have such sharp ears?When I spoke at the mountain pass, they heard it on the mountain tops more than ten miles away.

Andor looked at Xingtian Gale with a dull face: "What? What are you talking about? What child molestation?" Although he can speak fluent Daxia official dialect, it doesn't mean that Andor can understand some very profound things. A cryptic vocabulary with a domain nature.

Xing Tian Dafeng looked at him strangely, blinked his eyes, and felt that it was not good to tell this matter in public.After all, he is also the governor of a country, so it would not be good to use these things to humiliate him face to face.So, he just hugged Andorra tightly, almost suffocating Andorra, and then whispered in Andorra's ear: "The so-called child molestation is not just a relationship between two men. Is it the kind of detached physical relationship that transcends friendship but is definitely not a relationship between husband and wife, purely a kind of adultery?"

Andor was so angry that his hands and feet were numb, and he almost fell to the ground and passed out.He glanced at Xiahou resentfully, recalled the scene when he was robbed by Xiahou, and finally understood what was wrong.He was so angry that his teeth were itching, and he wanted to scream 'I'm not gay'!However, due to the face of a golden nobleman, can he yell like this in front of so many people?Of course not!Therefore, he could only swallow the grievance aggrievedly.

However, the demeanor of a golden aristocrat must be maintained.Although all the bones in his upper body were almost broken by Xingtian Gale, Andor grinned, showing the most elegant demeanor and the most decent conversation of an Atlantis gold nobleman.He began to review the historical "friendly exchanges" between the two countries, and looked forward to the possible "harmonious relationship" between the two countries in the future. He made the most of the rhetoric in the temple.

This is the difference between Atlantis and Great Xia.

The gold aristocrats all have clever mouths. They can talk about one thing in an exaggerated way. It is clear that the two countries have only fought against each other for thousands of years, and they don’t know how much enmity they have accumulated. , friendly neighbors, etc., the sincerity of the words and the sincerity of the feelings made the generals of Daxia shudder.As for the generals of Great Xia, although all of them were very clever in intrigue and fighting in Anyi, their verbal skills are very different from those of Andorra. The gap between them is simply incomparable.

These golden nobles have raised nonsense to the realm of art, and have already achieved a kind of sublimation.When they were educated in the temple, they specifically learned these crap skills.And the big witches, even the most scheming big witches, are far from each other in this respect.Xing Tian Gale and the others could only look at Andorra standing there and talking, they had even sublimated today's hunting club into an 'ice-breaking journey' between the two countries.

Among all the great Xia generals present, only Xiahou was the most resistant to this kind of rhetoric.Without him, he had heard this kind of talk too much in his previous life.What kind of friendly neighbors separated by a strip of water are all secretly choking each other to death, live and die, and die and live again?He knew that this kind of talk was nonsense, and it made no difference whether he listened to it or not.

So he coughed heavily, and shouted loudly: "Okay, it's not bad for us to hunt some wild animals and eat while it's still early. What are you doing standing here so stupidly?" After finishing speaking, he said casually. Introduced the generals on his side to Andorra and the others.

Bai came up behind the eloquent Andor at the right time, and pinched Andor's plump, thick and elastic buttocks with his sharp claws.Bai's saliva almost flowed down, what a delicious piece of flesh and blood.Andor was so frightened that he almost screamed. Why did such a big beast get behind him, but none of his bodyguards reacted?However, his reaction was very fast. He heard Xiahou's last words, and quickly introduced his entourage.

Xing Tian Dafeng smiled and said: "Okay, okay, I'm here for the hunting fair today. We don't need to talk nonsense about the relationship between the two countries." If it wasn't for Chi Hu's reminder, you can talk nonsense here until night, wouldn't it be troublesome?"

At that moment, he grabbed Andor's wrist with one hand, and pulled him towards the seat covered with carpets and leather cushions in the middle of the meadow.Xingtian Xuanzhi coldly followed Thor, leading him towards the second seat.More than a thousand guards brought by Andor and Thor followed behind them with neat but rigid steps, forming a neat square formation on one side.

All the generals of Daxia frowned.Especially the generals who stayed behind in the Violent Bear Army were even more disturbed.Speaking of elite soldiers, the generals of the Violent Bear Army have seen too many elite soldiers.But no matter what kind of elite soldiers, they can't be like the thousand guards accompanying them in Andorra. They are tall, short, fat and thin, and even their faces are similar. Such a standard, there is no slightest error at all.

"Is this still a human?" All the generals of the Xia army had a feeling of inscrutability, and they did not feel any popularity from the accompanying guards.

The senior officials and generals of Daxia and Hairen sat cross-legged on their seats. Every Hairen official must be accompanied by a Daxia officer. Of course, if you insist on saying that this is surveillance or something else, But it can also be understood in this way.Sitting next to Xiahou was a wonderful person: one of Thor's adjutants, the female officer Lilith.Xiahou smelled the strong fragrance from Lilith's body, and couldn't help frowning, moved his buttocks a few times, and sat down next to Xiang Liurou.

As soon as they sat down, Xia Jun soldiers poured Yin Hong wine into horn cups and handed them out to everyone.Xing Tiangao sat on the chief seat, raised his horn cup high, and shouted loudly: "For the presence of Mr. Andor, the governor of the Eastern Kingdom of Atlantis, let's have a toast!" Drink at least one catty of spirits in the cup in one gulp.

The generals of Daxia cheered thunderously, and they all raised their horn cups and drank to the last drop.It's just a catty of spirits, what is it to these generals of the Great Xia?

Andor, Thor, Murphys and other sea people officials almost didn't cry.They usually drink soft fruit wine. Where have they seen this kind of spirit that is no different from pure alcohol?Especially the wine is bright red, there are traces of bright red floating in it, I don't know what it is, how dare they drink it?

However, Xia Jun's generals were staring at him one by one. Out of diplomatic etiquette, this master's first toast, if you don't drink it, it would be too rude.For a group of proud gold nobles of Atlantis, their heads could be broken and their blood could be shed. This etiquette and face must not be lost.

Andor reminded himself in a low voice: "You are also a genetically modified soldier. Although there is no way to compare with them, it shouldn't matter how you say such a small amount of wine?" The spirits were poured directly into the stomach.

Seeing that his own governor had done this, all the Hairen officials below Thor raised their horn cups at the same time, pursed their lips, shook their eyebrows, and drank the bright red wine in one gulp.

Xing Tian Dafeng immediately applauded and said with a big laugh: "Sure enough, they are all heroes. No wonder they have been able to fight with our Daxia for so many years without losing the slightest advantage! This wine is a good thing, but our brother Chihu specially asked someone to prepare it. , if it wasn’t for the governor, you are here today, we would still be reluctant to entertain guests.”

The tradition of the Hai people is that they will never boast in front of the guests how many and precious items they entertain the guests.So upon hearing Xing Tian Dafeng's bragging, Andorra immediately became curious: "So, may I ask, what is so precious about this wine? It seems that there is a little fishy smell. To be honest, it has to be compared with our fine wine from Atlantis. In comparison, this is not a good wine."

Xia Hou slammed the horn cup on the stone table in front of him, and directly smashed half of the crisp horn cup into the stone table. He laughed and said, "Add more wine, fill it up. This wine is indeed not good wine, that is, local wine. We have distilled the grain wine collected three times. But the stuff in this wine is good stuff, and we have to thank our Prime Minister Liu Yin and Lieutenant Liu, if it wasn’t for his willingness, how could we have such good wine?”

Andor looked at Xiang Liuyin who had a sinister smile on his face, and couldn't help but asked with chills in his heart: "Then, what's in the wine?"

Xiang Liuyin laughed a few times, looked at Andor and said with a faint smile: "The bee venom, scorpion venom, spider venom and cockroach venom that Marquis Chihu picked from the mountains and forests are all poisonous insects that have been selected for hundreds of years of climate. , the essence of the venom juice is so rich and tight. With the venom of a different species of five-colored three-headed dragon in our anaconda army and the bile of a five-flower python, this 'five poisons medicinal wine' was reconciled. This is Chi Hu Junhou, the witch medicine prescription passed down in their hometown, isn't it, Chi Hujunhou?"

Xiahou looked at Andor with a simple and honest face: "Hey, that's right. This prescription is a secret handed down by our Chihu tribe. Men drink it, and it strengthens the yang and nourishes the kidney. If you have kidney deficiency, you can just drink it. Women drink it Yes, nourishing yin and nourishing lungs, especially for women's recuperation before giving birth, it is very beneficial."

'Uh, uh', Lilith couldn't bear it first, jumped up suddenly and rushed into a clump of woods near the meadow, and immediately there was a violent vomiting sound.But soon, Lilith screamed again, and ran back dancing almost frantically, and a trail slowly rolled out of the woods.