Beauty strikes
Chapter 1285 Entertainment
"Then what? What do you want?" Zhou Yun looked at Song Zhi suspiciously. He went to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing. The little guy came to him suddenly, so he must have something to ask for.
"Brother just wants to know the tricks of chasing girls."
"Do you have someone you like?" Zhou Yun understands very well. Nowadays, children in the first grade of elementary school probably have a crush. Girl Caiyue has her eyes on him since she was in kindergarten.
"I can't say there isn't, but I can't say there is either." Song Zhi said that sooner or later he will meet someone he likes, and now he is prepared to ask for advice.
"What good is it for me to teach you how to pick up girls?" Zhou Yun sat carelessly on the stairs of the dormitory, Song Zhi tactfully walked around behind him, and helped him beat his back with moderate strength: "Brother Tian, I'm already calling you brother!" , I will definitely do my best to serve you, big brother."
"Hmm... yes, for the sake of your sense of humor, I'll teach you two tricks later." Zhou Yun said with a naughty smile.The scene in front of him was very familiar. Li Hong, Qin Zhi, Wu Wenxuan and other animals often flattered him like this.
"Thank you, Brother Tian! When do we start teaching?"
"So urgent?" Zhou Yun hurried back to the dormitory before he had time to catch his breath.
"Hey, I want to see Brother Tian's skills soon."
"Then you have to prepare." Zhou Yun said that he is not Yuelao, so how can he just make a fool of himself?Women are very delicate things, and you must work hard before pursuing them!
Of course, Zhou Yun naturally has a set of heaven-defying secrets for dealing with young girls who are not well-versed in the world.It's just that this trick is a bit of a loser...
Zhou Yun thought for a while: "Well, come to my dormitory at three o'clock, and I'll show you something good. Remember, it's my dormitory."
At the beginning, Teacher Gao had prepared two rooms for them. Now Zhou Yun and Xu Caiyue are both living in Nangong Lingyu's room, while his own dormitory is vacant.
"Okay! Let's see you this afternoon..." Song Zhi was full of excitement, and seemed to be looking forward to the afternoon's activities.
Seeing Song Zhi leave, Xu Caiyue couldn't help but sneer at Mou Yun: "You're really teaching a bad child."
"Caiyue, you don't understand, children nowadays are very precocious!" Zhou Yun put his arms around Xiaoyue and went back to his room to rest. It was only one o'clock at noon, and he hadn't taken a nap yet.
At 02:30 in the afternoon, Zhou Yun was still asleep, but Song Zhi couldn't wait to find him, and he even brought a little friend...
Xiaoyue Meimei hates others to disturb her rest, especially when she enjoys a peaceful moment in Yun's arms. If Zhou Yun didn't try to dissuade her, the squad leader would probably vent her anger on Song Zhi.
"Wait..." Zhou Yun shouted, tidying up Xu Caiyue's messy clothes in a leisurely manner. Although the two of them did nothing, but the lonely man and widow hugged each other, how could Zhou Yun not eat the little fox tofu.
"It's not yet three o'clock." Zhou Yun opened the door, only to see Song Zhi and Lin Yong standing outside.
Lin Yong is Song Zhi's good friend, and the two often play together, so Zhou Yun is not surprised that he came together.
"The dormitory is too boring, and the teacher doesn't let you go out, so I came early." Song Zhi smiled shyly, Zhou Yun's eyes were blindfolded and his hair was disheveled, but he thought he was still taking a nap.
"You guys definitely haven't skipped class." Zhou Yun opened the door to let the two of them enter the room, but the teacher wouldn't let them out, wouldn't they escape?The defense of the dormitory building is not strict...
"What are we going to do now? Are we going out to find girls?" Lin Yong asked earnestly. He heard from his friends that Zhou Yun taught them how to pick up girls this afternoon, so he followed him to see the situation.
"Come here! Come here!" Zhou Yun led the two of them into the room and turned on the built-in computer in the dormitory.
Song Zhi and Song Zhi didn't know what he was going to do, but they still obeyed his orders and sat in front of the computer in a row.
Before taking a nap, Zhou Yun found a few unsuitable love action movies on the Internet, and now he played them unscrupulously for two underage children. No wonder Xiaoyue Meimei said that he taught bad children.
"Brother Tian, you asked us to come just to watch this?" Song Zhi was puzzled, and secretly told Zhou Yun that he and his friends often hid in places where there were no adults to watch unsuitable movies for children.
"Don't be distracted! This is just a prelude! Watch it carefully!" Zhou Yun said solemnly, the two little animals nodded, and immediately began to watch with relish.
Frankly speaking, for Zhou Yun, who is surrounded by beautiful women, the film in front of him is really not attractive, but the posture can be learned so that he can bully girls in the future.
However, at this moment, Xu Caiyue combed her long hair and walked out of the room calmly: "Where are the beasts?"
"Wow!" A female voice suddenly came from the ear, and Song Zhi and Lin Yong jumped up in fright.
"Brother Tian, turn it off quickly." The two were so frightened that they felt as if they were caught in bed, and they withered instantly.
"Oh~ why are you two so nervous! Just pretend she doesn't exist." Zhou Yun said that as long as Xiaoyue Meimei is not offended, she will not betray everyone.
"But there are girls here, it's not good." Lin Yong said awkwardly, Xu Yue is so beautiful, they don't want to lose their demeanor in front of girls.
"What's wrong, you don't even have the guts, what are you guys doing?" Zhou Yun yelled without restraint, making the two little boys blush.
However, Song Zhi and Lin Yong secretly took a look at Xu Caiyue, seeing that she was very calm, so they simply pretended to be calm, and sat down to watch according to Zhou Yun's words.
Ten minutes later, Zhou Yun turned off the computer, looked at the two little boys who were still full of thoughts, and said, "Listen up, the critical moment is here!"
"Critical moment? What critical moment?" Song Zhi asked curiously.
"Hey! Why did you turn off the computer?" Lin Yong even yelled, why don't you continue to watch?Coming to the exciting part.Daringly, the two guys have forgotten the real purpose of this afternoon,
"Watch a fart! Let me ask you a question, are you two here to watch a movie or to study!"
"Learn!" The two of them suddenly realized that their mission to find Mouyun was to learn how to pick up girls.
"Come with me, it's time for practice." Zhou Yun patted his buttocks and stood up.
"Practice?" Song Zhi was at a loss, he didn't learn anything, how to practice?Could it be that Xuantian wants to take them to whoring?It is true that despite their misgivings, the two still followed Zhou Yun out of the room...
"Do you know where Shen Li's dormitory is?"
"Brother Tian's target is Shen Li?" Song Zhi asked suspiciously.
"What? Do you like her? If so, I'll change my target..." Zhou Yun said casually. Anyway, he didn't intend to really kill the little girl.
"No. Although Shen Li is pretty, I still like a gorgeous big sister. Be like Teacher Tang!"
"Me too! But Xu Yue is fine too!" Lin Yong added.
"Yes! Xu Yue is also fine!"
"Give up, these two are my prey..." Zhou Yun said naively, he really doesn't understand that the children nowadays all like Sister Yu, and the last "Xu Yue is fine", why Xu Yue also OK?
"We know, that's why I asked you for tips on how to pick up girls! If we encounter the same type in the future, we will have a way to deal with it!" Song Zhixiao said excitedly, Tang He has been preempted by a certain cloud, and they don't plan to take it away like.As for Xu Yue, this can be put aside first, it is only natural for Nursing Zhou Yun...
"Stop talking nonsense, tell me Shen Li's dormitory number quickly." Zhou Yun didn't bother to entangle in this issue, the little kid was very knowledgeable, thinking that when he was in primary school, he never noticed that Caiyue was very beautiful until the second year of junior high school It was only later that I gradually realized that the black-bellied squad leader of the poisonous snake had the skin of a fairy from the dust.He felt sorry for this more than once, this character should be gentler, he will definitely fall in love with each other...
"I've checked the dormitory list, and she seems to live in room 0705." Lin Yong thought for a while and said.
"Go! Remember to listen to my orders later."
"Yes! Master Instructor!" The two little guys were very eye-catching, and they stood at attention and saluted, expressing their absolute obedience to the orders of their superiors.
Although they don't know what Zhou Yun is going to do, the master must have a unique strategy.
"Listen up! You have to be careful when chasing a girl, whether it's good or bad, you have to impress her!"
"We've heard of this." Song Zhi and Lin Yong looked at Zhou Yun.
"No, in fact, impressions are very particular. You don't need to explain too much about good impressions, but you need to be very careful about bad impressions! You can't let a girl hate you, don't let her be afraid of you, or find you annoying, or disgust you. You just You need to make her angry! It's best to turn shame into anger!"
"In other words, this bad impression must meet the four standards, 'deep', 'interesting', 'passionate' and 'not disgusting', so from a certain perspective, a bad impression is more difficult than a good one."
"For example?" Song Zhi and Lin Yong's eyes lit up one after another, as if they deeply trusted Zhou Yun's trick.
"For example...forcibly kissing a girl. The target must be an innocent little girl who has no experience. If she is suddenly kissed by you, she will definitely leave a deep impression on you, and although she may be angry, she will not hate you. More It may be looking at you at a loss!"
"It seems to make sense." Song Zhi nodded and thought deeply. If he suddenly kissed the girl in the class, the other party would not be too disgusted, and it would leave a deep impact...
If the position is reversed, a girl I don't hate suddenly kisses me, ummmmm!I may pretend to be angry on the surface, but I must be very happy in my heart!
"You want to kiss Chen Li forcibly!" Lin Yong really admired him, no wonder he was able to tame Tang He, he was so daring!
"No, I'm going to teach you another method today." Zhou Yun quacked with a smirk, he's not crazy enough to bully a little girl, and it's not too late to forcefully kiss Shen Li in ten years.
"what way?"
"Come with me." Zhou Yun took the two boys and sneaked to the door of Shen Li's dormitory. He first used the clairvoyant ability to confirm that the girl was in the room, and then began to arrange the tasks.
The three of Zhou Yun squatted at the door of the 0705 dormitory, and screamed at Eva in the dormitory through the narrow door...
"Wow!"
"Wow! Wow!"
"Wow! Whoa!"
Shen Li, a good student who was reading and studying in the dormitory, suddenly heard a barking sound coming from outside the door, and his brows suddenly frowned into Sichuan characters.
"She didn't seem to come out?"
"Then make it louder!" Zhou Yun and Lin Yong continued to exclaim, as if they suddenly saw a stunning beauty taking a bath.
The girl who lived in the same dormitory with Shen Li couldn't help looking at the door curiously: "Why is it so noisy outside?"
"I'll go out and have a look." Shen Li sighed helplessly, I really don't know which class of idiot boys are playing around at the door of their room.
"Brother just wants to know the tricks of chasing girls."
"Do you have someone you like?" Zhou Yun understands very well. Nowadays, children in the first grade of elementary school probably have a crush. Girl Caiyue has her eyes on him since she was in kindergarten.
"I can't say there isn't, but I can't say there is either." Song Zhi said that sooner or later he will meet someone he likes, and now he is prepared to ask for advice.
"What good is it for me to teach you how to pick up girls?" Zhou Yun sat carelessly on the stairs of the dormitory, Song Zhi tactfully walked around behind him, and helped him beat his back with moderate strength: "Brother Tian, I'm already calling you brother!" , I will definitely do my best to serve you, big brother."
"Hmm... yes, for the sake of your sense of humor, I'll teach you two tricks later." Zhou Yun said with a naughty smile.The scene in front of him was very familiar. Li Hong, Qin Zhi, Wu Wenxuan and other animals often flattered him like this.
"Thank you, Brother Tian! When do we start teaching?"
"So urgent?" Zhou Yun hurried back to the dormitory before he had time to catch his breath.
"Hey, I want to see Brother Tian's skills soon."
"Then you have to prepare." Zhou Yun said that he is not Yuelao, so how can he just make a fool of himself?Women are very delicate things, and you must work hard before pursuing them!
Of course, Zhou Yun naturally has a set of heaven-defying secrets for dealing with young girls who are not well-versed in the world.It's just that this trick is a bit of a loser...
Zhou Yun thought for a while: "Well, come to my dormitory at three o'clock, and I'll show you something good. Remember, it's my dormitory."
At the beginning, Teacher Gao had prepared two rooms for them. Now Zhou Yun and Xu Caiyue are both living in Nangong Lingyu's room, while his own dormitory is vacant.
"Okay! Let's see you this afternoon..." Song Zhi was full of excitement, and seemed to be looking forward to the afternoon's activities.
Seeing Song Zhi leave, Xu Caiyue couldn't help but sneer at Mou Yun: "You're really teaching a bad child."
"Caiyue, you don't understand, children nowadays are very precocious!" Zhou Yun put his arms around Xiaoyue and went back to his room to rest. It was only one o'clock at noon, and he hadn't taken a nap yet.
At 02:30 in the afternoon, Zhou Yun was still asleep, but Song Zhi couldn't wait to find him, and he even brought a little friend...
Xiaoyue Meimei hates others to disturb her rest, especially when she enjoys a peaceful moment in Yun's arms. If Zhou Yun didn't try to dissuade her, the squad leader would probably vent her anger on Song Zhi.
"Wait..." Zhou Yun shouted, tidying up Xu Caiyue's messy clothes in a leisurely manner. Although the two of them did nothing, but the lonely man and widow hugged each other, how could Zhou Yun not eat the little fox tofu.
"It's not yet three o'clock." Zhou Yun opened the door, only to see Song Zhi and Lin Yong standing outside.
Lin Yong is Song Zhi's good friend, and the two often play together, so Zhou Yun is not surprised that he came together.
"The dormitory is too boring, and the teacher doesn't let you go out, so I came early." Song Zhi smiled shyly, Zhou Yun's eyes were blindfolded and his hair was disheveled, but he thought he was still taking a nap.
"You guys definitely haven't skipped class." Zhou Yun opened the door to let the two of them enter the room, but the teacher wouldn't let them out, wouldn't they escape?The defense of the dormitory building is not strict...
"What are we going to do now? Are we going out to find girls?" Lin Yong asked earnestly. He heard from his friends that Zhou Yun taught them how to pick up girls this afternoon, so he followed him to see the situation.
"Come here! Come here!" Zhou Yun led the two of them into the room and turned on the built-in computer in the dormitory.
Song Zhi and Song Zhi didn't know what he was going to do, but they still obeyed his orders and sat in front of the computer in a row.
Before taking a nap, Zhou Yun found a few unsuitable love action movies on the Internet, and now he played them unscrupulously for two underage children. No wonder Xiaoyue Meimei said that he taught bad children.
"Brother Tian, you asked us to come just to watch this?" Song Zhi was puzzled, and secretly told Zhou Yun that he and his friends often hid in places where there were no adults to watch unsuitable movies for children.
"Don't be distracted! This is just a prelude! Watch it carefully!" Zhou Yun said solemnly, the two little animals nodded, and immediately began to watch with relish.
Frankly speaking, for Zhou Yun, who is surrounded by beautiful women, the film in front of him is really not attractive, but the posture can be learned so that he can bully girls in the future.
However, at this moment, Xu Caiyue combed her long hair and walked out of the room calmly: "Where are the beasts?"
"Wow!" A female voice suddenly came from the ear, and Song Zhi and Lin Yong jumped up in fright.
"Brother Tian, turn it off quickly." The two were so frightened that they felt as if they were caught in bed, and they withered instantly.
"Oh~ why are you two so nervous! Just pretend she doesn't exist." Zhou Yun said that as long as Xiaoyue Meimei is not offended, she will not betray everyone.
"But there are girls here, it's not good." Lin Yong said awkwardly, Xu Yue is so beautiful, they don't want to lose their demeanor in front of girls.
"What's wrong, you don't even have the guts, what are you guys doing?" Zhou Yun yelled without restraint, making the two little boys blush.
However, Song Zhi and Lin Yong secretly took a look at Xu Caiyue, seeing that she was very calm, so they simply pretended to be calm, and sat down to watch according to Zhou Yun's words.
Ten minutes later, Zhou Yun turned off the computer, looked at the two little boys who were still full of thoughts, and said, "Listen up, the critical moment is here!"
"Critical moment? What critical moment?" Song Zhi asked curiously.
"Hey! Why did you turn off the computer?" Lin Yong even yelled, why don't you continue to watch?Coming to the exciting part.Daringly, the two guys have forgotten the real purpose of this afternoon,
"Watch a fart! Let me ask you a question, are you two here to watch a movie or to study!"
"Learn!" The two of them suddenly realized that their mission to find Mouyun was to learn how to pick up girls.
"Come with me, it's time for practice." Zhou Yun patted his buttocks and stood up.
"Practice?" Song Zhi was at a loss, he didn't learn anything, how to practice?Could it be that Xuantian wants to take them to whoring?It is true that despite their misgivings, the two still followed Zhou Yun out of the room...
"Do you know where Shen Li's dormitory is?"
"Brother Tian's target is Shen Li?" Song Zhi asked suspiciously.
"What? Do you like her? If so, I'll change my target..." Zhou Yun said casually. Anyway, he didn't intend to really kill the little girl.
"No. Although Shen Li is pretty, I still like a gorgeous big sister. Be like Teacher Tang!"
"Me too! But Xu Yue is fine too!" Lin Yong added.
"Yes! Xu Yue is also fine!"
"Give up, these two are my prey..." Zhou Yun said naively, he really doesn't understand that the children nowadays all like Sister Yu, and the last "Xu Yue is fine", why Xu Yue also OK?
"We know, that's why I asked you for tips on how to pick up girls! If we encounter the same type in the future, we will have a way to deal with it!" Song Zhixiao said excitedly, Tang He has been preempted by a certain cloud, and they don't plan to take it away like.As for Xu Yue, this can be put aside first, it is only natural for Nursing Zhou Yun...
"Stop talking nonsense, tell me Shen Li's dormitory number quickly." Zhou Yun didn't bother to entangle in this issue, the little kid was very knowledgeable, thinking that when he was in primary school, he never noticed that Caiyue was very beautiful until the second year of junior high school It was only later that I gradually realized that the black-bellied squad leader of the poisonous snake had the skin of a fairy from the dust.He felt sorry for this more than once, this character should be gentler, he will definitely fall in love with each other...
"I've checked the dormitory list, and she seems to live in room 0705." Lin Yong thought for a while and said.
"Go! Remember to listen to my orders later."
"Yes! Master Instructor!" The two little guys were very eye-catching, and they stood at attention and saluted, expressing their absolute obedience to the orders of their superiors.
Although they don't know what Zhou Yun is going to do, the master must have a unique strategy.
"Listen up! You have to be careful when chasing a girl, whether it's good or bad, you have to impress her!"
"We've heard of this." Song Zhi and Lin Yong looked at Zhou Yun.
"No, in fact, impressions are very particular. You don't need to explain too much about good impressions, but you need to be very careful about bad impressions! You can't let a girl hate you, don't let her be afraid of you, or find you annoying, or disgust you. You just You need to make her angry! It's best to turn shame into anger!"
"In other words, this bad impression must meet the four standards, 'deep', 'interesting', 'passionate' and 'not disgusting', so from a certain perspective, a bad impression is more difficult than a good one."
"For example?" Song Zhi and Lin Yong's eyes lit up one after another, as if they deeply trusted Zhou Yun's trick.
"For example...forcibly kissing a girl. The target must be an innocent little girl who has no experience. If she is suddenly kissed by you, she will definitely leave a deep impression on you, and although she may be angry, she will not hate you. More It may be looking at you at a loss!"
"It seems to make sense." Song Zhi nodded and thought deeply. If he suddenly kissed the girl in the class, the other party would not be too disgusted, and it would leave a deep impact...
If the position is reversed, a girl I don't hate suddenly kisses me, ummmmm!I may pretend to be angry on the surface, but I must be very happy in my heart!
"You want to kiss Chen Li forcibly!" Lin Yong really admired him, no wonder he was able to tame Tang He, he was so daring!
"No, I'm going to teach you another method today." Zhou Yun quacked with a smirk, he's not crazy enough to bully a little girl, and it's not too late to forcefully kiss Shen Li in ten years.
"what way?"
"Come with me." Zhou Yun took the two boys and sneaked to the door of Shen Li's dormitory. He first used the clairvoyant ability to confirm that the girl was in the room, and then began to arrange the tasks.
The three of Zhou Yun squatted at the door of the 0705 dormitory, and screamed at Eva in the dormitory through the narrow door...
"Wow!"
"Wow! Wow!"
"Wow! Whoa!"
Shen Li, a good student who was reading and studying in the dormitory, suddenly heard a barking sound coming from outside the door, and his brows suddenly frowned into Sichuan characters.
"She didn't seem to come out?"
"Then make it louder!" Zhou Yun and Lin Yong continued to exclaim, as if they suddenly saw a stunning beauty taking a bath.
The girl who lived in the same dormitory with Shen Li couldn't help looking at the door curiously: "Why is it so noisy outside?"
"I'll go out and have a look." Shen Li sighed helplessly, I really don't know which class of idiot boys are playing around at the door of their room.
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