Beauty strikes
Chapter 321
"Ahem, don't look at indecent insults, don't listen to indecent abuse, don't speak inappropriately, don't act inappropriately, indecent assault is a crime. The boss murmured twice, attempted indecent assault is very miserable..." Qin Zhi said so earnestly, six insults+attempted in one breath, seems to be true I want to persuade Zhou Yun to turn around.
"Second brother, just don't go." Li Hong hated Qin Zhi the most. He clearly wanted to 'indecent' in his heart, but he kept muttering about right and wrong.
"No, we have the same blessings and share the same hardships, how can I abandon my brother at a critical moment!"
"Aren't you afraid of death? My sister hates sneaky people the most..." Mu Feng interrupted suddenly, telling the wolves that they had attempted to attack the camp, and that Mu Xiaoya would probably be punished.
"No, I think your sister is very gentle. She is the kind of woman who is happy whoever marries someone. She knows how to be considerate." Looking back on the girl, Gong Cheng only thought that Xiaoya Meimei was kind and kind, like a sister next door. How could that be? Serve them with heavy punishment?
"Elder-in-law, that's your wishful thinking. According to information, once Miss Mu's family gets angry, even Master Mu will be afraid." Wu Wenxuan instantly analyzed the character of Xiaoya's beauty, who is soft on the outside and strong on the inside, and Mu Feng could hear it. Nodding frequently: "Little Angkor is still insightful. My sister is usually easy to bully, but when encountering bad people and bad things, no one can stop her sense of justice. So when doing bad things, you must be very careful about her."
"Brother Mu, are you a man? You should really look up to my boss and never hesitate to be a beast. I'm afraid that this or that may not be a great weapon!"
"Xiao Hong is right! We're just spying on the women's camp, and it's not breaking the law! At most, we can just take a photo and leave, no one loses..."
"Wait, peeping and taking pictures is illegal." Hai Luo said quickly.He felt that Zhou Yun and the others were so slutty that they actually planned to break into the women's house at night and even planned to take pictures.
"What are you waiting for? Don't you want to see Fang Lulu's cute appearance in pajamas? Don't you want to see Fang Lulu's seductive sleeping posture? Don't you want to take a few pornographic photos to take home for viewing, collection, and practical use?" Use! There are no women here, put away your useless hypocrisy!" Zhou Yun spoke in a dignified manner, which made Hailuo's heart flutter. Misleading innocent young people is Zhou Yun's specialty. Back then, Li Hong, Ye Wen, and Qin Zhi were Being spoiled by him like this...
"That..." Hailuo's heart moved, and he immediately thought of Fang Lulu wearing three o'clock pajamas, but he quickly came back to his senses, why did the other party only mention Fang Lulu?Could it be that Zhou Yun noticed that he was interested in girls?He seems to have never expressed his heart to everyone...
"However, before we act, let's make a gentleman's agreement! No matter who the beauties next door end up with, everyone can't complain! Let alone revenge!" Zhou Yun's little tail was exposed, a slender lady who was begging for a wolf, and was present With so many animals, who can guarantee that they will not fall in love with the beautiful woman.In order not to affect everyone's feelings, the teenager put forward the principle of fair competition as soon as possible, so as not to be beaten by his brothers in the end.
"Damn it! Boss, you want to eat alone, and you don't want revenge. How despicable!" Li Hong was the first to express dissatisfaction.
"Get lost! Show me what you can do alone." Zhou Yun opened his mouth to defend, and at the same time secretly sighed that Li Hong deserved to receive his true instruction, and he could see his intentions in the blink of an eye.
"Bah! If I have that ability, it's your turn to be the boss!"
"Well, the participants can compete with each other. As long as they are not married, it's fine to win love with a knife. The premise is to be aboveboard! Do you agree? If you are a man, just do it!" Although Zhou Yun didn't have much talent, But there are a lot of tricks, and it is better to be upright than to let the boys make troubles secretly.Anyway, he is already leading the way, no one is afraid of picking up girls from the front...
"I have no objection." Qin Zhi was the first to agree. The reason is that the boy is not interested in women at present, or he has not met a girl who makes his heart beat.
"Okay, I agree too! When the goddess changes her mind, boss, don't blame me for stealing love!" Li Hong admired Xu Qian immensely, but it's a pity that the young man is near the water first, and the current agreement just allows him to please the beautiful woman openly.
"Hey, you should think about it carefully. This agreement is a double-edged sword. You can cut the knife, and he can also win the love. If you find a beautiful woman in the future, you might let him steal it." Mu Feng quickly told the essentials. Li Hong, it's just that the boy is not afraid, saying that even if he loses in a head-to-head confrontation, he will admit defeat.
"Otherwise, in the future, whoever finds a beautiful woman must report it to the organization first, so that it can be regarded as fair competition!" Wu Wenxuan committed an occupational disease again, and collecting information is his personal interest, especially the first-hand information about beautiful women .Maybe it can be sold for a big price...
"Good suggestion!" Zhou Yun hurriedly took out a pen and paper from the bed, and hurriedly added Wu Wenxuan's theory of resource sharing on it.It turned out that he had drawn up nine copies of the "Gentlemen's Treaty" long ago, and all the people had to sign it.
"This... seems to have nothing to do with me, but it doesn't matter if I agree." Long Tan was very self-aware. The beauties on the opposite side couldn't possibly fall in love with him, a small man, and it didn't matter whether he signed it or not.
"I think it's better to be ordinary, and you can't enjoy Yanfu too much." Mu Feng is very honest. There are definitely not many good and funny men like him.Signing the contract is also to cooperate with the public. It is estimated that the ordinary girl he likes may not be in line with the appetite of everyone.
"Is signing this directly related to voyeurism in the women's camp?" Hailuo asked curiously, that is completely different, why did the boy insist on everyone signing this inexplicable fake~~'gentlemen's agreement'.
"Vote a certificate!" Zhou Yun said naively: "The so-called blessings are shared and difficulties are shared. We must work together to overcome difficulties. If one person is unfortunately caught peeping, hehehe~~ everyone must take responsibility together!"
"Brother Yun would not want to visit the women's camp alone at night, and if he was arrested, he would say that everyone planned it together?" Qin Zhi questioned, the boy is very domineering to the girls, but when it comes to beautiful women, Zhou Yun has never made concessions, this agreement I'm afraid there are other connotations.
"Uh heh heh... how is it possible, I am very loyal, even if I am caught, I will not betray everyone." Zhou Yun rubbed his nose shyly.
"Oh! The boss wiped his nose! He's lying!" Li Hong was very familiar with the boy's behavior, and once he scratched his buttocks or wiped his nose, it meant that he was ulterior motives.
"Go, go, go! Everyone has signed, and you must not go back on your word! Each person will keep a copy, and you will be responsible for the consequences if you lose it!" Zhou Yun sent out the note, but soon realized that something was wrong. There are nine copies here, why are there only eight people? sign?correct!How could I forget my brother-in-law.
Zhou Yun crawled forward in the small tent, and crawled to Xu Jian's side in a blink of an eye. At present, Boss Jian is resting with his hands behind his head and his eyes closed.Knowing his uncle's personality, Zhou Yun understood that getting Xu Jian to sign this flirtatious gentleman's agreement was as difficult as climbing the sky.So he chose another way to solve the difficulty.Since it is impossible to sign, let's draw a pledge!Can the bank withdraw money without stamping with fingers?
But here comes the problem again, the brother-in-law's hands are behind his head, how can we make him submit?
When Zhou Yun was about to gently pull away the opponent's wrist, Xu Jian's icy voice sounded: "Do you want to die?"
The length and width of the tent were only three to five meters, and Xu Jian heard every word of the conversation.Now that the young man dared to make his mind on him, he probably wanted to hang himself for his life.
"Eh... Boss Jian, are you still asleep?" Zhou Yun greeted very kindly.
"All of you be honest to me tonight, whoever dares to step out of the tent, I will tell him not to see the sun tomorrow..." Xu Jian said in a low voice, so frightened that Sao Nian quickly crawled back to the bed.Xu Qian and Xu Caiyue slept in the big camp next door, how could brother Jian just sit and watch the wolf harm his little sister?Fortunately, they still talk with gusto, really embarrassing to the man...
Big brother Xu Jian was mighty and domineering, and with a single word, the night raid team calmed down and lay down on the bed to sleep obediently. No one, including Li Hong and Qin Zhi, dared to provoke him.The reason is very simple, if a big man can scare away a young man with his aura, how would they dare to twitch his beard.
This damn sister-in-law!No wonder they asked to sleep at the door just now, to prevent them from leaving camp in the middle of the night.Zhou Yun complained in his heart, but his mind was struggling with how to get Xu Jian to sign the gentleman's agreement. With a flash of inspiration, the young man happily thought, since fingers don't work, why not use toes instead, anyway, they are all fingerprints...
Thinking of doing it, Zhou Yun used the time slot clone to lurk quietly at Xu Jian's feet, and then used Time Acceleration to smear the painting with lightning speed, imprinting a document on each toe, and completing nine marks in an instant. Then it dissipated out of thin air.
Xu Jian noticed something was wrong, and immediately jumped up and looked around, but everyone squinted their eyes and pretended to be asleep, so he couldn't ask what happened, thinking that the sea breeze had blown the tent and touched him.
"It's done! It's hard to come by, everyone has a share, keep it!" Zhou Yun waited for everything to calm down before he took out the agreement and distributed it to everyone.In other words, if you let brother Jian know that the boy is using his toes to mark, I don't know what expression he will have.
"Brother Yun is amazing!" Li Hong quickly put away the agreement, and asked curiously, "Then how about tonight's actions?"
"Temporarily stranded, my brother-in-law is guarding the door, it will be very difficult for us to sneak out, anyway, the days will be long." After finishing speaking, Zhou Yun turned around and fell asleep.He was exhausted today, if he hadn't been worried that his brothers would show pride for the beautiful women in the future, it would have been rare for him to make a gentleman's agreement tonight... As for whether this agreement will have the desired effect, it is unknown.
Zhou Yun admitted that he was very greedy, and he didn't want to let go of any beauties around him, nor did he want to lose any brothers around him.It would be nice if everyone could get together forever, but it's a pity that there is always a banquet in the world.The end of the assessment means that they will go their separate ways...
At the end of the practical assessment, all candidates can finally go to bed with peace of mind. They don't have to get up in the middle of the night to take turns, and they don't have to worry about enemy attacks.However, the official evaluators are busy.After all, this year's assessment is really a classic, and the results of Yunziying are unprecedentedly brilliant, breaking several historical records one after another.
The official evaluators simply don't know how to evaluate this super army.How do you make an evaluation of a corps that can fight against the Seventh Battalion Alliance?This is not something that can be done just by writing the word 'excellent'...
(The author's life~ one more chapter!)
"Second brother, just don't go." Li Hong hated Qin Zhi the most. He clearly wanted to 'indecent' in his heart, but he kept muttering about right and wrong.
"No, we have the same blessings and share the same hardships, how can I abandon my brother at a critical moment!"
"Aren't you afraid of death? My sister hates sneaky people the most..." Mu Feng interrupted suddenly, telling the wolves that they had attempted to attack the camp, and that Mu Xiaoya would probably be punished.
"No, I think your sister is very gentle. She is the kind of woman who is happy whoever marries someone. She knows how to be considerate." Looking back on the girl, Gong Cheng only thought that Xiaoya Meimei was kind and kind, like a sister next door. How could that be? Serve them with heavy punishment?
"Elder-in-law, that's your wishful thinking. According to information, once Miss Mu's family gets angry, even Master Mu will be afraid." Wu Wenxuan instantly analyzed the character of Xiaoya's beauty, who is soft on the outside and strong on the inside, and Mu Feng could hear it. Nodding frequently: "Little Angkor is still insightful. My sister is usually easy to bully, but when encountering bad people and bad things, no one can stop her sense of justice. So when doing bad things, you must be very careful about her."
"Brother Mu, are you a man? You should really look up to my boss and never hesitate to be a beast. I'm afraid that this or that may not be a great weapon!"
"Xiao Hong is right! We're just spying on the women's camp, and it's not breaking the law! At most, we can just take a photo and leave, no one loses..."
"Wait, peeping and taking pictures is illegal." Hai Luo said quickly.He felt that Zhou Yun and the others were so slutty that they actually planned to break into the women's house at night and even planned to take pictures.
"What are you waiting for? Don't you want to see Fang Lulu's cute appearance in pajamas? Don't you want to see Fang Lulu's seductive sleeping posture? Don't you want to take a few pornographic photos to take home for viewing, collection, and practical use?" Use! There are no women here, put away your useless hypocrisy!" Zhou Yun spoke in a dignified manner, which made Hailuo's heart flutter. Misleading innocent young people is Zhou Yun's specialty. Back then, Li Hong, Ye Wen, and Qin Zhi were Being spoiled by him like this...
"That..." Hailuo's heart moved, and he immediately thought of Fang Lulu wearing three o'clock pajamas, but he quickly came back to his senses, why did the other party only mention Fang Lulu?Could it be that Zhou Yun noticed that he was interested in girls?He seems to have never expressed his heart to everyone...
"However, before we act, let's make a gentleman's agreement! No matter who the beauties next door end up with, everyone can't complain! Let alone revenge!" Zhou Yun's little tail was exposed, a slender lady who was begging for a wolf, and was present With so many animals, who can guarantee that they will not fall in love with the beautiful woman.In order not to affect everyone's feelings, the teenager put forward the principle of fair competition as soon as possible, so as not to be beaten by his brothers in the end.
"Damn it! Boss, you want to eat alone, and you don't want revenge. How despicable!" Li Hong was the first to express dissatisfaction.
"Get lost! Show me what you can do alone." Zhou Yun opened his mouth to defend, and at the same time secretly sighed that Li Hong deserved to receive his true instruction, and he could see his intentions in the blink of an eye.
"Bah! If I have that ability, it's your turn to be the boss!"
"Well, the participants can compete with each other. As long as they are not married, it's fine to win love with a knife. The premise is to be aboveboard! Do you agree? If you are a man, just do it!" Although Zhou Yun didn't have much talent, But there are a lot of tricks, and it is better to be upright than to let the boys make troubles secretly.Anyway, he is already leading the way, no one is afraid of picking up girls from the front...
"I have no objection." Qin Zhi was the first to agree. The reason is that the boy is not interested in women at present, or he has not met a girl who makes his heart beat.
"Okay, I agree too! When the goddess changes her mind, boss, don't blame me for stealing love!" Li Hong admired Xu Qian immensely, but it's a pity that the young man is near the water first, and the current agreement just allows him to please the beautiful woman openly.
"Hey, you should think about it carefully. This agreement is a double-edged sword. You can cut the knife, and he can also win the love. If you find a beautiful woman in the future, you might let him steal it." Mu Feng quickly told the essentials. Li Hong, it's just that the boy is not afraid, saying that even if he loses in a head-to-head confrontation, he will admit defeat.
"Otherwise, in the future, whoever finds a beautiful woman must report it to the organization first, so that it can be regarded as fair competition!" Wu Wenxuan committed an occupational disease again, and collecting information is his personal interest, especially the first-hand information about beautiful women .Maybe it can be sold for a big price...
"Good suggestion!" Zhou Yun hurriedly took out a pen and paper from the bed, and hurriedly added Wu Wenxuan's theory of resource sharing on it.It turned out that he had drawn up nine copies of the "Gentlemen's Treaty" long ago, and all the people had to sign it.
"This... seems to have nothing to do with me, but it doesn't matter if I agree." Long Tan was very self-aware. The beauties on the opposite side couldn't possibly fall in love with him, a small man, and it didn't matter whether he signed it or not.
"I think it's better to be ordinary, and you can't enjoy Yanfu too much." Mu Feng is very honest. There are definitely not many good and funny men like him.Signing the contract is also to cooperate with the public. It is estimated that the ordinary girl he likes may not be in line with the appetite of everyone.
"Is signing this directly related to voyeurism in the women's camp?" Hailuo asked curiously, that is completely different, why did the boy insist on everyone signing this inexplicable fake~~'gentlemen's agreement'.
"Vote a certificate!" Zhou Yun said naively: "The so-called blessings are shared and difficulties are shared. We must work together to overcome difficulties. If one person is unfortunately caught peeping, hehehe~~ everyone must take responsibility together!"
"Brother Yun would not want to visit the women's camp alone at night, and if he was arrested, he would say that everyone planned it together?" Qin Zhi questioned, the boy is very domineering to the girls, but when it comes to beautiful women, Zhou Yun has never made concessions, this agreement I'm afraid there are other connotations.
"Uh heh heh... how is it possible, I am very loyal, even if I am caught, I will not betray everyone." Zhou Yun rubbed his nose shyly.
"Oh! The boss wiped his nose! He's lying!" Li Hong was very familiar with the boy's behavior, and once he scratched his buttocks or wiped his nose, it meant that he was ulterior motives.
"Go, go, go! Everyone has signed, and you must not go back on your word! Each person will keep a copy, and you will be responsible for the consequences if you lose it!" Zhou Yun sent out the note, but soon realized that something was wrong. There are nine copies here, why are there only eight people? sign?correct!How could I forget my brother-in-law.
Zhou Yun crawled forward in the small tent, and crawled to Xu Jian's side in a blink of an eye. At present, Boss Jian is resting with his hands behind his head and his eyes closed.Knowing his uncle's personality, Zhou Yun understood that getting Xu Jian to sign this flirtatious gentleman's agreement was as difficult as climbing the sky.So he chose another way to solve the difficulty.Since it is impossible to sign, let's draw a pledge!Can the bank withdraw money without stamping with fingers?
But here comes the problem again, the brother-in-law's hands are behind his head, how can we make him submit?
When Zhou Yun was about to gently pull away the opponent's wrist, Xu Jian's icy voice sounded: "Do you want to die?"
The length and width of the tent were only three to five meters, and Xu Jian heard every word of the conversation.Now that the young man dared to make his mind on him, he probably wanted to hang himself for his life.
"Eh... Boss Jian, are you still asleep?" Zhou Yun greeted very kindly.
"All of you be honest to me tonight, whoever dares to step out of the tent, I will tell him not to see the sun tomorrow..." Xu Jian said in a low voice, so frightened that Sao Nian quickly crawled back to the bed.Xu Qian and Xu Caiyue slept in the big camp next door, how could brother Jian just sit and watch the wolf harm his little sister?Fortunately, they still talk with gusto, really embarrassing to the man...
Big brother Xu Jian was mighty and domineering, and with a single word, the night raid team calmed down and lay down on the bed to sleep obediently. No one, including Li Hong and Qin Zhi, dared to provoke him.The reason is very simple, if a big man can scare away a young man with his aura, how would they dare to twitch his beard.
This damn sister-in-law!No wonder they asked to sleep at the door just now, to prevent them from leaving camp in the middle of the night.Zhou Yun complained in his heart, but his mind was struggling with how to get Xu Jian to sign the gentleman's agreement. With a flash of inspiration, the young man happily thought, since fingers don't work, why not use toes instead, anyway, they are all fingerprints...
Thinking of doing it, Zhou Yun used the time slot clone to lurk quietly at Xu Jian's feet, and then used Time Acceleration to smear the painting with lightning speed, imprinting a document on each toe, and completing nine marks in an instant. Then it dissipated out of thin air.
Xu Jian noticed something was wrong, and immediately jumped up and looked around, but everyone squinted their eyes and pretended to be asleep, so he couldn't ask what happened, thinking that the sea breeze had blown the tent and touched him.
"It's done! It's hard to come by, everyone has a share, keep it!" Zhou Yun waited for everything to calm down before he took out the agreement and distributed it to everyone.In other words, if you let brother Jian know that the boy is using his toes to mark, I don't know what expression he will have.
"Brother Yun is amazing!" Li Hong quickly put away the agreement, and asked curiously, "Then how about tonight's actions?"
"Temporarily stranded, my brother-in-law is guarding the door, it will be very difficult for us to sneak out, anyway, the days will be long." After finishing speaking, Zhou Yun turned around and fell asleep.He was exhausted today, if he hadn't been worried that his brothers would show pride for the beautiful women in the future, it would have been rare for him to make a gentleman's agreement tonight... As for whether this agreement will have the desired effect, it is unknown.
Zhou Yun admitted that he was very greedy, and he didn't want to let go of any beauties around him, nor did he want to lose any brothers around him.It would be nice if everyone could get together forever, but it's a pity that there is always a banquet in the world.The end of the assessment means that they will go their separate ways...
At the end of the practical assessment, all candidates can finally go to bed with peace of mind. They don't have to get up in the middle of the night to take turns, and they don't have to worry about enemy attacks.However, the official evaluators are busy.After all, this year's assessment is really a classic, and the results of Yunziying are unprecedentedly brilliant, breaking several historical records one after another.
The official evaluators simply don't know how to evaluate this super army.How do you make an evaluation of a corps that can fight against the Seventh Battalion Alliance?This is not something that can be done just by writing the word 'excellent'...
(The author's life~ one more chapter!)
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