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Chapter 625 Dragon Poop + Abnormal

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When Cheng Xian questioned Han Qiuming at the end, he seemed to blame the thousands of brothers who died in foreign lands because the beauty did not disclose the method of crossing the grassland to the world.

The young man couldn't help laughing, this bird man talked like farting, not only smelly, but also completely unreliable, would he care about the preciousness of life?Oranges all over the world protested.

However, Cheng Xian's wishful thinking was wrong. Even though he intended to embarrass the beautiful lady, sister Qiuming was not intrusive and said along the topic: "Mr. Cheng is right, life is precious." There is no more text ...

The matter should have ended here, but Han Qiuming deliberately ended the topic, leaving the other party speechless.However, Mouyun was looking for trouble, cleared his throat: "Ahem~Qiuming, it's not a big deal anyway, so I might as well tell them the family secret method, lest they make unnecessary sacrifices."

"Huh?" Han Qiuming looked at the boy in disbelief, and asked the boy through his eyes, "What do you want to do?" '.Not to mention that they don't have family secrets, even if they do, they shouldn't tell each other.With the character of this group of people in front of them, they might kill people and monopolize the trade routes in the grassland.

"This..." Zhou Yun whispered into Han Qiuming's ear, and the beauty listened, with a subtle smile on the corner of her mouth.

"Since my husband doesn't care about the ancestral precepts, the concubine will just say it...it's dragon dung." Han Qiuming said with a serious face, his lying ability is several times better than that of the little princess, and second only to a certain Caiyue.

"Dragon dung!" Everyone was surprised when they heard the words, but after thinking about it carefully, they felt that it made sense. The dragon clan is the top existence of the floating continent. Ordinary monsters would not dare to approach their habitat.The spleen "xing" of the Dragon Race is very unstable, and most of them live in the first world at the bottom of the Floating Continent. Throughout the ages, no one has visited them, and no one has dared to study their metabolites...

"Yes! It's dragon feces! "Urine" and "urine" are also fine!" Zhou Yun boasted of his "rich knowledge". As long as he wiped his whole body with a mixture of feces and water with a concentration of 10%, no monster would dare to approach him.

"Attention, it wipes all over the body. Monsters have a very sensitive sense of smell. Once they find a little bit of human breath, they can recognize it." The young man "knowledgeable" explained again and again, usually animals use the smell of hiss or poop to confirm themselves The scope of the territory and the warning of other creatures, dragons are no exception, as long as the monsters think that the vicinity is the territory of the dragons, they will naturally not dare to approach indiscriminately.

If someone asks a question at this time, how do you know that dragon dung can expel monsters?Zhou Yun will definitely tell him honestly that future fantasy novels will all be told like this... As for whether it is scientific or not, it has yet to be identified.

"Do you still have... dragon dung?" Cheng Xian asked weakly. The dragons live in the first world where the most advanced monsters appear in the Floating Continent and are also the most dangerous.Occasionally, there are one or two guys with eccentric temperaments who like to go alone, and will go to the second world to live in seclusion.But in the third world where they live, there are almost no traces of dragons, and it may not be easy to get some dragon dung.

"Yes! If you need it, I can send it right away." Zhou Yun said, patting his chest.

"Hey!" Han Qiuming elbowed the young man hard, then approached his ear, and asked in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "You pervert, don't you think you're planning on Xiaoshuang."

"Don't be so troublesome, just find dozens of trustworthy guards and collect a few bags of artificial fertilizers for them to enjoy." Zhou Yun didn't like the group of people who trampled on life in front of him at all, and he was so angry that he played tricks .

"That would be great! I would like to thank you again on behalf of the entire caravan." Cheng Xian bowed deeply, and quickly shifted to the next topic with a shake of spirit: "Thank you for your hard work today, and we will be responsible for entering the dangerous area of ​​the grassland tomorrow." Open the way, so as not to attract criticism, saying that we sent people to die."

"Well, then there is Mr. Lao Cheng." Han Qiuming nodded indifferently, and then listened to the other party nagging about tomorrow's itinerary...

After the party, Han Qiuming listened to the young man's instructions and found dozens of bodyguards to collect fertilizer and hand it over to Cheng Xian.Looking at the other party's expression as if he had found a treasure, Zhou Yun almost laughed out loud.What the hell!Cleverness is misunderstood by cleverness. The other party pays too much attention to interests, and is completely fooled in the end.

Teenagers may not be good at calculating others, but bad ideas emerge in endlessly.Or maybe those who are close to vermilion are red and those who are close to ink are black, and they hang out too much with a certain squad leader...

Zhou Yun returned to his caravan, and a new round of meetings started. Judging from the current situation, the little princess suggested that everyone withdraw from the caravan tonight while everyone was asleep, so as not to fight foolishly with super beasts tomorrow.

Although teenagers and girls don't mind gaining insights and following the business group to see the excitement, the more than [-] bodyguards in the caravan are all Tina's basic team, and if something unexpected happens, the loss outweighs the gain.

"Xiao Feng, it's up to you to do what you do tonight." Mu Xiaoya smiled at her younger brother. Xiaoya expressed her satisfaction with Mu Feng, a good brother. Gospel.

"Sister Ya, don't worry." Mu Feng's light control ability can not only be used for invisibility, but also create various illusions, just like a mirage. He can completely create a virtual scene, such as Zhou Yun and others. Camp and sleep.In this way, it would be difficult for the guards in charge of the night watch to detect any changes in the caravan.

Combined with Mu Feng's unique invisibility method, it is obviously not difficult for everyone to sneak away without being noticed.It's just that someone seems to be obsessed with this place of right and wrong...

"Report, you go first, I want to stay!" Zhou Yun raised his hands high, claiming that he still had a wish unfulfilled, and he couldn't just leave like that.

"Kale Yesu!" Xiao Kale coaxed together, yelling that without her help, big brother would die...

"Damn girl, don't make trouble, Boss, I'm staying to deal with business."

"Kale has to do Zhengsu if he stays!" The little girl found that her strength has greatly increased after time travel, and she can be a domineering force on weekdays, teaching some bad guys who don't like her. The fly in the ointment is that she thinks she is too sharp There is no need to make people worry, Mouyun pays less and less attention to her, which makes Xiao Kale super dissatisfied.

Zhou Qingyang scowled angrily, and grabbed the whining boy with one hand: "What are you going to do? There is still time, so hurry up and make a deal."

Zhou Yun blinked cutely, and then remembered that he is not the boss in the team, and his parents are in charge of him, and all kinds of private behaviors will be controlled by the two bosses.

If the girls do not agree, Mouyun dares to be a rogue, and uses the "swing" and "swing" massage hands to do whatever he wants, making the girls' objections invalid.But now the opponent is the father who taught him how to bloom his ass, the boy was instantly entangled...

Faced with Zhou's father's stare, Mouyun couldn't find the reason for a moment, squinted at the ceiling without thinking and said: "Hey...well, Dad, you know, men always have a few days of inconvenience every month, so you guys first Let's go, I'll just stay and rest for two days."

"I found a pervert~" Xu Caiyue stared at "sao" Nian with a smile, as if she was very satisfied with this excuse.

"Hmm! It turns out that there really is a great uncle in the world. This is the first time I've heard of it. It's indeed my husband." Daiqinya gave a mighty and domineering thumbs up to Mouyun, which seemed like a real man.

"Say, it's nothing to be proud of." Xiao Fen opened her paper fan to cover her mouth and snickered, while Angel uttered two words clearly from her small mouth: "Pervert."

"Yun, how can you..."

"Neuropathy."

"Shameless!"

"Ah la la~ Xiao Yunmu save me..."

"nausea……"

"The president has no eyes, and he actually recruited this kind of member."

Mu Xiaoya, Han Qiuming, Wei Lisi, Xu Qian, Fang Lulu, and Xun Xiang all expressed different opinions at the same time. Zhou Yun couldn't argue with each other for a moment, and he probably didn't even understand why he said such a "cao" casually. egg excuse.

The two elders lost all face and regretted that their family was not strict in discipline. Sister Ning stroked the boy's head with a heartbroken expression: "This child is under too much pressure, we should give him more care."

"Big brother, Carle knows he's wrong."

"I'm sorry, I will be obedient from now on and won't cause you any trouble." Xiao Kale and Rong Yandan lowered their heads in shame.

"Damn it! Why don't you two apologize to me for nothing?" Zhou Yun felt speechless, could the two girls believe what they said?

Qin Zhi sighed deeply, patted the young man on the shoulder and said earnestly, "Boss, you'll just admit...pervert."

"Recognize your sister! If you talk nonsense, believe it or not, I will destroy you." Zhou Yun strangled the boy's neck and shook...

"Broken! Broken! Brother Yun, don't choke your neck... Aww! It's even worse below!"

"I think it's better to get to the topic quickly, and time is limited at night." The secretary mm saw that the young man was pitiful, and hurriedly rescued him, but Shiyan and the other girls looked at "sao" Nian with a qualitative change in their eyes.As for whether it will change in a good direction or a bad direction, it is unknown...

After a lot of joy and joy, Zhou Yun had no choice but to tell everyone some of his true thoughts. Xiao Kale discovered that there was a slave trader in the business group. Since he met a slave trader, he hoped to do his best to save the poor.

"Do you think I am very loving! Like a saint! Even I myself have begun to admire my noble character."

"Are you sure it's not for that female slave swordsman?" Rou Momo confirmed the situation. As a young reporter of Wuyi College, Jiaren knows all kinds of school news like the back of his hand, and of course information on beauties is indispensable.

Jiechan is the most beautiful and outstanding beauty among the first-year freshmen. Of course, the beauty knows a thing or two. Looking at Yun's "se", "fascinated" and "fascinated" expression, one can determine his intention to stay. related.

Not to mention, Zhou Yun is really not interested in the life and death of other people, he just needs to help the beautiful swordsman get out of trouble, and free those good slaves who have done nothing wrong by the way.Of course, it was impossible for the young man to tell everyone about his appeal, so he said confidently and conversely: "Liberating the slaves is the top priority, and helping the female slave swordsman out of trouble is just incidental."

"Ah la la, Xiaoyun did tell people that he wanted to do some good deeds for everyone at noon today." Miraculously, Xu Qian agreed to let the boy stay, and also suggested that he could disguise himself as an ordinary mercenary and sneak into the business group.As an additional condition, the little princess did not allow the boy to stay alone, and asked him to choose five people to accompany him.

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