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Yuwen Xiaobao's pupils twitched, damn it!What kind of psychiatrist is this?Is this doing psychotherapy for yourself?It's just annoying.

No wonder Zhizunbao beat this broken mouth to death with a stick in his anger.

"Before doing psychotherapy, in order to achieve the best treatment effect, we must first make me feel the best. Only when I feel the best can the treatment effect be the best. So before starting treatment, Tang Mou I still have a small request, I wonder if my husband can agree to it?"

Long-winded!Yuwen Xiaobao secretly clenched his fists, took a deep breath, forced a smile and said:

"Say."

"Okay, I know that Mr. is a good person, hehe, but I want to explain first, Mr. Tang will not be angry if you don't agree with my little request, although this is Tang's first request. Once, but I also understand a truth, that is: the customer is God, God! By the way, do you know what God means? Hehe, this is also a word that Tang learned. God means God... ···”

"Say it!!"

Yuwen Xiaobao interrupted Tang Seng's words with two words between his teeth, gritted his teeth secretly, restraining his impulse again and again!Yuwen Xiaobao really wanted, really wanted, really wanted to beat this guy up!

"Okay, then I'm going to say it, I really want to say it..."

"talk!!!"

Yuwen Xiaobao let out a roar, jumped up, grabbed the tie on Tang Seng's chest, pulled it close, and raised his fist to punch that mouth. At the last moment, he resisted the impulse again, and slowly withdrew his fist , loosened Tang Monk's tie, patted lightly, and said:

"Please, come on, I beg you."

"Hey, it's another child shoe with a bit of a temper, well, actually, that's my request.<>" Tang Seng paused for a while before saying:

"Can you let me take a pee first? Damn! I didn't expect Interstellar Shuttle to be stuck in traffic, and I've been holding it in for a long time. You know, if you hold it in for a long time, you will feel uncomfortable all over the body. If you don't feel comfortable, just ······"

"Scatter!" Yuwen Xiaobao felt his palms itch, his fist knuckles made a 'cracking' sound, and roared:

"Damn it, hurry up!!"

"Cake seller! Poor boy, Amitabha."

Tang Seng chuckled, pulled up his trousers and ran into the bathroom. It took him a while to come out.

"Sir, before we start the treatment, may I have one more small request?"

"Go to hell!!!"

Yuwen Xiaobao jumped up and punched Tang Seng's stinky mouth, punching and kicking violently with both fists and feet, venting the anger in his heart, just when he was feeling refreshed, suddenly a golden light flashed, and Yuwen Xiaobao was caught An infinite force bounced off and hit the wall.

"Amitabha."

The four words suddenly came to Yuwen Xiaobao's ears. When he looked up, he saw Tang Seng clasped his hands together. In the golden light, the suit and leather shoes on Tang Seng's body had turned into beautiful cassocks. Putting on the purple gold crown, he raised his hand again, and the tin rod appeared out of thin air. With a lift of his left hand, the purple gold bowl was held in his hand.

Yuwen Xiaobao was stunned. As Tang Seng recovered his original appearance, Yuwen Xiaobao knew that this person had surpassed Shi Yuan and was already immortal.

"Damn it! This Buddha light is so fucking dazzling, stop it!" With a sound of 'stop', the golden light disappeared.

"you you······"

Yuwen Xiaobao pointed at Tang Seng, not knowing what to say for a moment.

Depend on!This is a fairy-level existence. If I got angry just now, even if I have nine lives, it won't be enough!He couldn't help but secretly swallowed his saliva.

"It didn't hurt? Who told you to be so impulsive? It's not enough to hit me once, but you also need to hit me a second time, a third time, and kick me. If I don't change into this clothes, I'm really afraid that you will put it on me." I'll kill you, I'm not afraid of killing you, if I fall to the ground and crush the flowers and plants, it will be a big crime, so I had no choice but to change into this clothes, that's why I bounced you to the wall , you won't blame me?"

"By the way, do you think my clothes look good? Does it look good? Why don't you say it? Well, although you didn't say it, I can still analyze the result from your seemingly unbearable expression, that is You also like this dress, don’t you want it too? If you want it, you have to say it. If you don’t tell me, how do I know you want it? Don’t you really want it? Really want it? You have to say wow donor······"

"Talk about your size! Damn!!! I can't help it!!! Even if you are a goddamn fairy body, I will strangle you to death!!!"

Yuwen Xiaobao let out an angry roar soaring into the sky, yelling and rushing towards Tang Seng again, another burst of 'crackling'!

"Important! More important!! As long as it makes you feel comfortable, you can ravage me at will. For the sake of my career, I will definitely grit my teeth tightly and endure all this with tears in my eyes. Ah! Let the storm come more violently !"

What a bitch!I rely on!Even this can't beat you to shut your mouth, okay, then I'll beat you so hard you can't take care of yourself!Damn! ! !

Yuwen Xiaobao exerted all his strength, punching his fists and toes, smashing down like a storm...

boom! ! !

The door was knocked open suddenly, and Jiang Ba and Yu Wenyan and Yu Wenxiao broke in.

"Brother Bao! What are you doing?" Yu Wenxiao stared at Yuwen Xiaobao who was riding on Tang Seng's body in surprise, his eyes widened.

The two got up in a panic, Yuwen Xiaobao straightened his crumpled clothes, smiled comfortably, and uttered two words with great joy:

"Really cool."

"You...disgusting!"

Yu Wenyan stomped her feet, turned around and left, Yuwen Xiaobao hurriedly pulled her back, but at this moment Yu Wenxiao laughed loudly, Yuwen Xiaobao turned her head to look, and even Jiang Ba couldn't help laughing.

"Damn it! Where are you thinking?" Yuwen Xiaobao glared at the three of them, pulled Tang Seng aside and said:

"Tell them, what do you do? Damn!"

"Amitabha." Tang Seng bowed his head and raised his head with a bruised nose and swollen face. He glanced at the three of them and said:

"My next Tang Seng is a psychiatrist. Hehe, hello benefactors, this is Tang's business card. In the future, if you have anything to do, you can contact him as often as possible. Once you are born, you will be familiar with each other."

"Psychiatrist?" Yu Wenyan frowned.

"What is a psychiatrist? To put it simply, I can help you if you are in a bad mood or have any troubles that you can't solve yourself, or you are depressed, tangled, or even want to commit suicide, etc. The industry you solve is called a psychiatrist.”

"Oh." Yu Wenyan nodded half-understanding, bit her finger in embarrassment, pointed to the ground and said:

"Then...then what were you doing just now?"

"Oh, that's right, because it was my first time just now, so..."

"Wait, what is the first time to explain clearly!" Yuwen Xiaobao yelled quickly.

"You're so bad! I'm ignoring you." Tang Seng raised his orchid finger and let out a coquettish cry. Everyone shivered, only to hear Tang Seng say again:

"It was my first time to do psychotherapy and I had no experience, so I didn't achieve the effect at first, but later I unexpectedly discovered that it turned out that the curative effect can be achieved by asking the customer to fuck me hard, so I told him to fuck me hard .”

Yu Wenyan and Yu Wenxiao swallowed again and again, Jiang Ba also clenched his fists tightly, this person is really fucking indebted.