Alien Supermarket
Chapter 291: Gold is like dung
Although everyone was very upset about Yibao's slander of the Lord of the Blue Palace, but such a sentence did solve a little doubt of everyone.
In fact, it's not that no one has thought of this, it's just that for hundreds of thousands of years, everyone has deified the Lord of the Blue Palace, so they didn't think of such a simple thing as a formation.
In the empty seabed area, the calm water surface suddenly turbulent, everyone was surprised, a white door slowly appeared in front of everyone.
"The door post made of white coral! Look at the things inlaid on the door post, which one of the fucking things is not a priceless treasure!!"
"And that pearl on the beam is bigger than my fist!"
"Do you see what's on the floor in that door? Sand?"
"That's the Jinsha boy!" A person who had been to the Blue Palace snorted disdainfully at these 'country folks'.
"Hey, may I ask if the two sisters in the Blue Palace are here?"
In front of the gate, there were two young girls in Tsing Yi welcoming everyone, their eyes searching the crowd involuntarily.
Everyone looked at Yibao in unison, although they didn't say anything, but the fool also understood the meaning.
"Don't look for it, it's here with Xiaosheng." Yibao ran a few steps in a hurry, with a look of sincerity and fear, and said at the same time:
"The two of them were too hostile just now, so Xiaosheng had no choice but to put them in the void, but it doesn't matter, they are fine, I will release them immediately."
The expressions of the two girls in Tsing Yi changed, and they were about to make a move, but when they heard that the two were still alive in the void, they saw that Yi Bao was really going to release them.He gave up the idea of making a move and retreated to the goal post.
Yibao raised his left hand and swiped casually in front of him again, an empty arc suddenly appeared.With a flick of the hand, two young girls in green clothes poured out of it, but the clothes of the two were already disheveled and tattered, and some clothes on the chest and thighs could no longer hide their shame, as if they had been torn by someone.
"Oh, it's too bad." Yi Bao was stunned when he suddenly realized.He patted himself on the forehead again and again, with a look of remorse, and bowed to the two girls in Tsing Yi again and again.Yet another apology:
"Xiaosheng forgot. On the way here, he accepted a Taoist priest named Yumian Xingguan. He was a lewd Taoist. I forgot his existence. I'm sorry. ..”
"no!"
The two girls in Tsing Yi hurriedly interrupted Yi Bao's words, their faces were both black and red.
Hei was angered by Yibao, and red was humiliated in front of these people.
Jade face star official?
Yuwen Xiaobao was slightly taken aback, this one treasure put away the jade-faced star official, could it be that this person is really a good person?
Huh?
correct.Didn't the jade-faced star official's balls have been pinched and exploded?
Why is she still so lustful?
Yuwen Xiaobao glanced at the two girls in Tsing Yi again, and secretly smiled in his heart.You still have to thank Laozi, if Laozi hadn't crushed Yumian Xingguan's balls, the two of you would no longer be complete.
I just don't understand, since the jade-faced star official eggs are gone, shouldn't his male hormones also be gone?It can be seen why women are still so excited?
"How dare you humiliate our disciples of the Blue Palace like this, it's unreasonable!"
The other two girls in Tsing Yi were furious immediately, shouted angrily at Yi Bao and were about to move forward, Yu Wen Xiao Bao flashed his figure, took a step and stood in the middle, smiled softly, and said:
"Brother Yibao's words can be proved by me, but the jade-faced star official is an obscene monk. As for taking the two fairies of the Blue Palace into the arc, he must have forgotten it for a while, and it was not intentional, so please ask The four fairies will see you better."
"Who are you?" Seeing Yuwen Xiaobao's extraordinary temperament, the girl in Tsing Yi looked behind Yuwen Xiaobao and saw He Wanhai, she couldn't help being slightly startled, because He Wanhai can be said to be an old guest of the Blue Palace feast.
"What City Lord Baiyun said is true, and He can also testify." He Wanhai also stepped forward and bowed slightly to the girl in Tsing Yi.
The girl in Tsing Yi couldn't help suppressing her anger, and cast a hard look at Yibao. If this person can take in his two sisters, he must be able to take in both of himself. There is a lewd way in that empty arc.
Thinking of this, the faces of the two young girls in Tsing Yi couldn't help turning cold, so they walked back to the gate and said loudly:
"The Blue Palace Feast only sends out fifty invitation cards, please present the invitation invitations to enter the palace."
Those behind him who didn't have any banquet invitations suddenly went into a commotion, shouting Yuwen Xiaobao's name one after another, and Yuwen Xiaobao couldn't help but growl for a while.
Li Yuanzhou smiled when he passed by Yuwen Xiaobao, raised his eyebrows, and then walked into the gate.
"Fairy, they are all my followers, and they all want to enter the Blue Palace, the first palace in the world, you see..."
"No, City Lord Baiyun, those who don't have a banquet invitation are not allowed to enter!"
A young girl in Tsing Yi glanced at the banquet card in Yuwen Xiaobao's hand, interrupted Yuwen Xiaobao's words unceremoniously, and after finishing speaking, raised her head proudly and turned to the side.
"What if I say, I insist on letting them in?" Yuwen Xiaobao hates the way others 'look' at him with his chin, even if his mother is the Heavenly King Lao Tzu, Yuwen Xiaobao will still have killing intent.
The four girls in Tsing Yi also clearly heard the murderous intent in Yuwen Xiaobao's tone, and their expressions changed completely. Before a few people spoke, Yuwen Xiaobao's voice came out again:
"The fairies didn't open their mouths, maybe they agreed."
Yuwen Xiaobao immediately waved his hand back, everyone burst into laughter, and rushed towards the gate in unison, immediately drowning the four girls in green clothes in the crowded crowd, some even offered their hands to take advantage of the opportunity, and in an instant , the four girls in Tsing Yi screamed again and again, causing the crowd to burst into laughter and music.
After the thousand or so people had completely walked into the gate of the Blue Palace, Yuwen Xiaobao suddenly discovered that the clothes on the other two girls in Tsing Yi were almost the same as those of the previous two girls in Tsing Yi, and they were all in tatters, especially the chest Several pieces of the butt and butt were torn off, exposing the contents inside.
"Ha ha!"
Yuwen Xiaobao couldn't help laughing, but Yibao who was beside him turned his head hastily, and kept chanting, like a Puritan.
The four girls in Tsing Yi blushed, but they had nowhere to vent their anger. They didn't even know who had pinched them, so who could they find to vent?
But the culprit can't get away, that is:
Yuwen Xiaobao!
The four girls in Tsing Yi stared fiercely at Yuwen Xiaobao, but Yuwen Xiaobao didn't care at all, a few holy kings could be dealt with in front of Lao Tzu.
Swaggering into the gate of the Blue Palace, stepping on the golden sand on the ground, looking at the decorations on both sides of the road, Yuwen Xiaobao couldn't help being shocked by the luxury of the Blue Palace.
In addition to the golden sand on the road, there are all kinds of gems, crystals, pearls, precious corals everywhere on both sides of the road... It can be said that there are all kinds of rare and exotic stones that can be said to be famous in the world!
It's like someone throwing it at will.
Yuwen Xiaobao has this feeling, isn't Lan Gong afraid that someone will steal these rare treasures quietly?
"As soon as you step out of this road, you will be crushed by the powerful sea water." He Wanhai hurriedly whispered a warning in Yuwen Xiaobao's ear as if he had seen what Yuwen Xiaobao was thinking.
Yuwen Xiaobao glanced at his future father-in-law in embarrassment, and muttered in his heart: With a father-in-law who understands him so well, what more can I ask for!
I rely on!
Cursing his lips, Yuwen Xiaobao also dismissed the idea of defrauding these things. It is a skill to obtain other people's property by means, but it would be too embarrassing to defraud these things quietly.
As it progressed little by little, the golden sand under its feet slowly turned into small gold nuggets. After walking for a while, the gold nuggets grew a little bigger, and finally they all turned into gold bricks. Just when everyone was amazed, Suddenly someone shouted in front. It turned out that the road ahead was paved with gold noodles countless times larger than gold bricks.
The gold noodles are laid out on the ground like huge tabletops, reflecting the luster of various gemstones and rare treasures on the roadside.
This shit isn't gold, it's dung!
I rely on!
How much wealth does this blue palace have?
Yuwen Xiaobao couldn't help but secretly startled, compared to his own Baiyun City, the Blue Palace was like a golden mountain, and the bastard Baiyun City was just a piece of gold slag next to the golden mountain!
No comparison! !
Huh?
The corners of Yuwen Xiaobao's eyebrows twitched suddenly. If I hook up with that girl named Qixianzi, I will become the son-in-law of the Blue Palace. Will such things...
Snapped!
Suddenly a slap rang out, startling many people towards the place where the sound came from, and they were startled again when they saw Yuwen Xiaobao's palm still on his face.
He Wanhai was also taken aback, why is this kid slapping himself for fun?
"Brother Xiaobao, you are..." Yibao also looked at Yuwen Xiaobao with a strange look.
Yuwen Xiaobao glanced at Bao, then grinned suddenly, and said:
"If I tell Big Brother Yibao that I suddenly realized something, I wonder if Big Brother Yibao will believe it?"
"Brother Xiaobao has really suddenly realized something!" Yibao exclaimed, seeing his appearance, he must have really believed it.
The rest of the people curled their lips. For people like Yuwen Xiaobao who can do anything by cheating, robbing and plundering, even if they are killed, they will not believe that Yuwen Xiaobao can suddenly realize the Tao.
Yuwen Xiaobao smiled, turned a blind eye to everyone's eyes, and walked straight.
In fact, Yuwen Xiaobao really didn't realize any Taoism, but suddenly felt that he missed the seven fairies in blue clothes so much, and felt that he was too wretched and unbearable, because the seven fairies in blue clothes could be said to be really close to A kind of existence in the fairy.
And at that moment, I actually wanted to hook up with someone to become the quick son-in-law of the Blue Palace and then share some of the wealth of the Blue Palace... Oh my god!
How could I be so shameless! (to be continued..)
In fact, it's not that no one has thought of this, it's just that for hundreds of thousands of years, everyone has deified the Lord of the Blue Palace, so they didn't think of such a simple thing as a formation.
In the empty seabed area, the calm water surface suddenly turbulent, everyone was surprised, a white door slowly appeared in front of everyone.
"The door post made of white coral! Look at the things inlaid on the door post, which one of the fucking things is not a priceless treasure!!"
"And that pearl on the beam is bigger than my fist!"
"Do you see what's on the floor in that door? Sand?"
"That's the Jinsha boy!" A person who had been to the Blue Palace snorted disdainfully at these 'country folks'.
"Hey, may I ask if the two sisters in the Blue Palace are here?"
In front of the gate, there were two young girls in Tsing Yi welcoming everyone, their eyes searching the crowd involuntarily.
Everyone looked at Yibao in unison, although they didn't say anything, but the fool also understood the meaning.
"Don't look for it, it's here with Xiaosheng." Yibao ran a few steps in a hurry, with a look of sincerity and fear, and said at the same time:
"The two of them were too hostile just now, so Xiaosheng had no choice but to put them in the void, but it doesn't matter, they are fine, I will release them immediately."
The expressions of the two girls in Tsing Yi changed, and they were about to make a move, but when they heard that the two were still alive in the void, they saw that Yi Bao was really going to release them.He gave up the idea of making a move and retreated to the goal post.
Yibao raised his left hand and swiped casually in front of him again, an empty arc suddenly appeared.With a flick of the hand, two young girls in green clothes poured out of it, but the clothes of the two were already disheveled and tattered, and some clothes on the chest and thighs could no longer hide their shame, as if they had been torn by someone.
"Oh, it's too bad." Yi Bao was stunned when he suddenly realized.He patted himself on the forehead again and again, with a look of remorse, and bowed to the two girls in Tsing Yi again and again.Yet another apology:
"Xiaosheng forgot. On the way here, he accepted a Taoist priest named Yumian Xingguan. He was a lewd Taoist. I forgot his existence. I'm sorry. ..”
"no!"
The two girls in Tsing Yi hurriedly interrupted Yi Bao's words, their faces were both black and red.
Hei was angered by Yibao, and red was humiliated in front of these people.
Jade face star official?
Yuwen Xiaobao was slightly taken aback, this one treasure put away the jade-faced star official, could it be that this person is really a good person?
Huh?
correct.Didn't the jade-faced star official's balls have been pinched and exploded?
Why is she still so lustful?
Yuwen Xiaobao glanced at the two girls in Tsing Yi again, and secretly smiled in his heart.You still have to thank Laozi, if Laozi hadn't crushed Yumian Xingguan's balls, the two of you would no longer be complete.
I just don't understand, since the jade-faced star official eggs are gone, shouldn't his male hormones also be gone?It can be seen why women are still so excited?
"How dare you humiliate our disciples of the Blue Palace like this, it's unreasonable!"
The other two girls in Tsing Yi were furious immediately, shouted angrily at Yi Bao and were about to move forward, Yu Wen Xiao Bao flashed his figure, took a step and stood in the middle, smiled softly, and said:
"Brother Yibao's words can be proved by me, but the jade-faced star official is an obscene monk. As for taking the two fairies of the Blue Palace into the arc, he must have forgotten it for a while, and it was not intentional, so please ask The four fairies will see you better."
"Who are you?" Seeing Yuwen Xiaobao's extraordinary temperament, the girl in Tsing Yi looked behind Yuwen Xiaobao and saw He Wanhai, she couldn't help being slightly startled, because He Wanhai can be said to be an old guest of the Blue Palace feast.
"What City Lord Baiyun said is true, and He can also testify." He Wanhai also stepped forward and bowed slightly to the girl in Tsing Yi.
The girl in Tsing Yi couldn't help suppressing her anger, and cast a hard look at Yibao. If this person can take in his two sisters, he must be able to take in both of himself. There is a lewd way in that empty arc.
Thinking of this, the faces of the two young girls in Tsing Yi couldn't help turning cold, so they walked back to the gate and said loudly:
"The Blue Palace Feast only sends out fifty invitation cards, please present the invitation invitations to enter the palace."
Those behind him who didn't have any banquet invitations suddenly went into a commotion, shouting Yuwen Xiaobao's name one after another, and Yuwen Xiaobao couldn't help but growl for a while.
Li Yuanzhou smiled when he passed by Yuwen Xiaobao, raised his eyebrows, and then walked into the gate.
"Fairy, they are all my followers, and they all want to enter the Blue Palace, the first palace in the world, you see..."
"No, City Lord Baiyun, those who don't have a banquet invitation are not allowed to enter!"
A young girl in Tsing Yi glanced at the banquet card in Yuwen Xiaobao's hand, interrupted Yuwen Xiaobao's words unceremoniously, and after finishing speaking, raised her head proudly and turned to the side.
"What if I say, I insist on letting them in?" Yuwen Xiaobao hates the way others 'look' at him with his chin, even if his mother is the Heavenly King Lao Tzu, Yuwen Xiaobao will still have killing intent.
The four girls in Tsing Yi also clearly heard the murderous intent in Yuwen Xiaobao's tone, and their expressions changed completely. Before a few people spoke, Yuwen Xiaobao's voice came out again:
"The fairies didn't open their mouths, maybe they agreed."
Yuwen Xiaobao immediately waved his hand back, everyone burst into laughter, and rushed towards the gate in unison, immediately drowning the four girls in green clothes in the crowded crowd, some even offered their hands to take advantage of the opportunity, and in an instant , the four girls in Tsing Yi screamed again and again, causing the crowd to burst into laughter and music.
After the thousand or so people had completely walked into the gate of the Blue Palace, Yuwen Xiaobao suddenly discovered that the clothes on the other two girls in Tsing Yi were almost the same as those of the previous two girls in Tsing Yi, and they were all in tatters, especially the chest Several pieces of the butt and butt were torn off, exposing the contents inside.
"Ha ha!"
Yuwen Xiaobao couldn't help laughing, but Yibao who was beside him turned his head hastily, and kept chanting, like a Puritan.
The four girls in Tsing Yi blushed, but they had nowhere to vent their anger. They didn't even know who had pinched them, so who could they find to vent?
But the culprit can't get away, that is:
Yuwen Xiaobao!
The four girls in Tsing Yi stared fiercely at Yuwen Xiaobao, but Yuwen Xiaobao didn't care at all, a few holy kings could be dealt with in front of Lao Tzu.
Swaggering into the gate of the Blue Palace, stepping on the golden sand on the ground, looking at the decorations on both sides of the road, Yuwen Xiaobao couldn't help being shocked by the luxury of the Blue Palace.
In addition to the golden sand on the road, there are all kinds of gems, crystals, pearls, precious corals everywhere on both sides of the road... It can be said that there are all kinds of rare and exotic stones that can be said to be famous in the world!
It's like someone throwing it at will.
Yuwen Xiaobao has this feeling, isn't Lan Gong afraid that someone will steal these rare treasures quietly?
"As soon as you step out of this road, you will be crushed by the powerful sea water." He Wanhai hurriedly whispered a warning in Yuwen Xiaobao's ear as if he had seen what Yuwen Xiaobao was thinking.
Yuwen Xiaobao glanced at his future father-in-law in embarrassment, and muttered in his heart: With a father-in-law who understands him so well, what more can I ask for!
I rely on!
Cursing his lips, Yuwen Xiaobao also dismissed the idea of defrauding these things. It is a skill to obtain other people's property by means, but it would be too embarrassing to defraud these things quietly.
As it progressed little by little, the golden sand under its feet slowly turned into small gold nuggets. After walking for a while, the gold nuggets grew a little bigger, and finally they all turned into gold bricks. Just when everyone was amazed, Suddenly someone shouted in front. It turned out that the road ahead was paved with gold noodles countless times larger than gold bricks.
The gold noodles are laid out on the ground like huge tabletops, reflecting the luster of various gemstones and rare treasures on the roadside.
This shit isn't gold, it's dung!
I rely on!
How much wealth does this blue palace have?
Yuwen Xiaobao couldn't help but secretly startled, compared to his own Baiyun City, the Blue Palace was like a golden mountain, and the bastard Baiyun City was just a piece of gold slag next to the golden mountain!
No comparison! !
Huh?
The corners of Yuwen Xiaobao's eyebrows twitched suddenly. If I hook up with that girl named Qixianzi, I will become the son-in-law of the Blue Palace. Will such things...
Snapped!
Suddenly a slap rang out, startling many people towards the place where the sound came from, and they were startled again when they saw Yuwen Xiaobao's palm still on his face.
He Wanhai was also taken aback, why is this kid slapping himself for fun?
"Brother Xiaobao, you are..." Yibao also looked at Yuwen Xiaobao with a strange look.
Yuwen Xiaobao glanced at Bao, then grinned suddenly, and said:
"If I tell Big Brother Yibao that I suddenly realized something, I wonder if Big Brother Yibao will believe it?"
"Brother Xiaobao has really suddenly realized something!" Yibao exclaimed, seeing his appearance, he must have really believed it.
The rest of the people curled their lips. For people like Yuwen Xiaobao who can do anything by cheating, robbing and plundering, even if they are killed, they will not believe that Yuwen Xiaobao can suddenly realize the Tao.
Yuwen Xiaobao smiled, turned a blind eye to everyone's eyes, and walked straight.
In fact, Yuwen Xiaobao really didn't realize any Taoism, but suddenly felt that he missed the seven fairies in blue clothes so much, and felt that he was too wretched and unbearable, because the seven fairies in blue clothes could be said to be really close to A kind of existence in the fairy.
And at that moment, I actually wanted to hook up with someone to become the quick son-in-law of the Blue Palace and then share some of the wealth of the Blue Palace... Oh my god!
How could I be so shameless! (to be continued..)
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