()Chapter 67 Conquer the confusion

On the top of the building next to the square, Zhang Yunpeng exclaimed: "What a siege of Wei and rescue of Zhao, it seems that these Yankees have read Sun Tzu's Art of War, but I have to blame you Decepticons for being so stupid that you can't even see such a clumsy strategy! "

After speaking, Zhang Yunpeng looked at Miluan, who was struggling in the hands of the little living Buddha, and asked, "What do you think? My brother Miluan?"

Confusion struggled and shouted righteously: "King Dapeng, how dare you betray King Megatron and join forces with humans to deal with us?"

Zhang Yunpeng gave him a disdainful look. With the terrifying strength of the little living Buddha, even all the Decepticons would be no problem.

Zhang Yunpeng glanced at Miluan arrogantly, and said to him in a dog-legged manner: "Brother Miluan, you can yell in the internal channel of the Decepticon, the Cosmic Rubik's Cube is here, when the time comes, you can shout!" It's a great achievement!"

Confusedly glanced at the Cosmic Rubik's Cube casually thrown on the ground by the little living Buddha, with a greedy look in his eyes.After hesitating for a while, he was about to say something, but the little living Buddha had already opened his mouth and looked at him curiously, so confused that he had to swallow the words just on his lips.

The little living Buddha studied for a while, then took out a green porcelain bottle from his wide sleeve, poured out a fragrant pill, and stuffed it into his confused mouth.Only then did he let go of the confusion, and said with a complacent expression: "This is the Buddha Zen Pill that I have refined in my own way. If you don't take the antidote on time every month after eating it, then you will explode and die, my lord." Seeing how weird you are, you will follow me from now on, as long as you can work for me with peace of mind, I will definitely not treat you badly!"

The little living Buddha was both threatening and tempting, and he was confused for a while. He looked at the little living Buddha very puzzled, and then looked at Zhang Yunpeng, as if he wanted Zhang Yunpeng to explain the meaning of the little living Buddha's words.

But Zhang Yunpeng was resisting the urge to laugh, telling himself over and over again, never laugh, never laugh, at this moment his body was shaking constantly because he was holding back his laughter.From the little living Buddha's point of view, Zhang Yunpeng seemed to be afraid of his own Buddha Zen Pill, so he couldn't stop shaking in fright.

At this moment, Zhang Yunpeng didn't feel the slightest bit of fear in his heart, he just suppressed his smile and thought in his heart: "I'm so stupid! I'm too stupid to give a robot some medicine and threaten him with an antidote. The heavens have eyes! The little living Buddha Lolita is really weird to the extreme, um! So silly and naive!"

If the little living Buddha could see through Zhang Yunpeng's thoughts at this moment, she would definitely transcend Zhang Yunpeng as soon as possible to relieve her anger.

After a while, Zhang Yunpeng stopped trembling, and said to Miluan with a persuasive look: "Miluan, you agreed to the living Buddha, she is a bodhisattva with a compassionate heart, and she can't bear to harm you. So you want you to be obedient and obedient, the advantage is that you will definitely not be missing."

The Little Living Buddha also nodded after hearing Zhang Yunpeng's words, and looked at Miran kindly.It's just that with her little girl's appearance, she put on a kind and dignified appearance, but it made people feel extremely weird.

And Confusion still looked at Zhang Yunpeng in a daze. Although he could understand what the two said, how could he understand the meaning of the two with his Chinese level learned from the Internet?

He just wanted to ask Zhang Yunpeng what he meant, but Zhang Yunpeng's voice came to his mind: "If you still want to live, just do as I say, or I won't be able to save you."

After hearing Zhang Yunpeng's words, Milu asked calmly, "Okay, I believe you, what should I do next?"

So Miluan pretended to be grateful and flattered, hugged the trousers of the little living Buddha, and said in a trembling voice with some joy: "Thank you for looking down on me, I am willing to do bullshit for you, as long as you say a word , I am confused, even if I go up the mountain of swords and down into the sea of ​​fire, I will not hesitate!"

What he said was very vivid, if he hadn't taught him to say it just now, Zhang Yunpeng would have thought that Miluan was really prostrating at the feet of the little living Buddha, willing to be an ox and a horse for her.

"A robot is a robot, they don't have any shame!" Zhang Yunpeng admired sincerely.

Hearing Miran's tearful words, the little Living Buddha looked at him with satisfaction, then nodded, took out another jade bottle from his bosom, poured out a pink pill and said to Miran: "This Yunwu Pill can not only temporarily relieve the medicinal properties of Buddha Zen Pill in your body, but also can greatly strengthen your physique, for your determination, I will reward you with it!"

Zhang Yunpeng was about to suffocate internal injuries, he finally understood that this little Lolita Living Buddha really regarded Confusion as a strange beast, so he wanted to subdue it and become his own sitting spirit beast.

"Oh! You are a young girl who has not been deeply involved in the world. Even if you have the cultivation base of the thirteenth generation, in my eyes, you are just a little bit more powerful little lolita! But it's funny to think about it. Dan strengthened a robot's physique, and her head was kicked by a donkey, even if she took a piece of fine iron, it was better than this panacea!"

At this time, Zhang Yunpeng finally understood that the inscrutable appearance of the little living Buddha before was all faked, and now that he has seen through it, then this little loli might be in trouble!

According to Zhang Yunpeng's explanation, Milu took the pink pill in the hand of the little living Buddha with trembling hands, and then said gratefully: "Thank you for the reward, master! Thank you for the reward, master!" Looking at his current appearance, he can't wait to lie down Lick the little living Buddha's toes.

The little Living Buddha nodded appreciatively, and then said: "My name is Sang Ding, you can just call me Living Buddha from now on, you don't need to call me Master Master!"

Miluan also followed Zhang Yunpeng's instructions, knelt down on both knees, knocked his head on the ground three times devoutly, and then said: "Follow the Dharma of the Living Buddha!"

Although his acting looks decent, Zhang Yunpeng finds it very strange to do it as a robot.

Looking at the little living Buddha again, although she still has a calm expression at this time, the unconcealable smile in her eyes has betrayed her heart. Obviously, she is able to subdue a "strange beast" like confusion here. , the heart is still very happy.

Seeing which pink cloud and mist pill Miluan swallowed, the Little Living Buddha calmly pointed to the cosmic Rubik's Cube on the ground beside him and asked Miluan, "Do you know the mystery of this thing?"

Hearing the little living Buddha's question, he looked at Zhang Yunpeng in confusion, his big eyes like two light bulbs were full of confusion.

In his mind, Zhang Yunpeng's voice sounded again: "She is asking you, this Cosmic Rubik's Cube works!"

Hearing Zhang Yunpeng's explanation, Miluan suddenly realized, and then said to the little living Buddha: "This so-called cosmic Rubik's Cube is also called the source of fire seeds by us, and the fire seeds are the souls of us creatures, and this source of fire seeds can provide The energy of our souls, and can turn any electronic device into a creature like us!"

Hearing this, the little Living Buddha's eyes lit up, as if he was considering taking the Rubik's Cube from the universe for himself, but what Miluan said next made him dispel this idea.

"However, these creatures have evil hearts. They were born with only one purpose, which is to destroy! And they only obey the leader who has the source of fire, and they are only the leader of the Decepticons!"

After listening to the confused introduction, the little Living Buddha looked at the Rubik's Cube on the ground with great regret, and then sighed: "In this case, how can we destroy this Rubik's Cube?"

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