Infinite Blood God

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spn late at night.

Zhang Wang stood at Liu Yun's house, the anti-theft door was firmly locked.The door of the kitchen has also been closed, and the curtains of the bedroom are even more tightly drawn...

Of course, it wasn't that Zhang Wang wanted to do anything wrong with Liu Yun.It's just a mentality that a person often "shows" to those close to him after he acquires something fresh and unique.

'Transfiguration! 'He said silently in his heart, and followed the almost instinctive way in his brain to activate the skill of 'bat transformation'.

puff! [

A black mist exploded suddenly. In the black mist, Zhang Wang felt that his body was distorted, deformed, and compressed like the bat image outlined in his brain... Finally, he transformed into a bat!

Due to the disparity in the height of the human body after transforming into a bat, just after this wonderful transformation experience ended, the bat that Zhang Wang transformed into was already at the neck position of his previous height.

However, when the transformation was completed, "Bat Zhang Wang", who was already in mid-air, fell straight towards the floor...

Faced with this emergency situation, Zhang Wang inevitably waved his arms in a panic... However, the next moment he felt that he had quickly changed from a falling posture to an upward posture?

boom!

Feeling dizzy for a while, Zhang Wang, who hit the ceiling directly due to excessive force, fell down again.Subconsciously, Zhang Wang, who was ready to fall to the ground in pain, fell onto a piece of fragrant soft object before he had time to react...

'what happened? Zhang Wang, who was still a little dizzy, opened his eyes, and finally slowly saw the things in front of him from the state of Venus...

puff! ——It was another sound, but it was not the sound of transforming, but a hot nosebleed...

Just now when he hit the ceiling and fell, he fell directly onto Liu Yun's pair of big white rabbits who were trying to catch him!

Today, Zhang Wang's bat form, which is not much bigger than a slap, falls directly on Liu Yun's plump and straight breasts. Although there is a layer of cotton pajamas in between, the strength and slippery touch contained in it are still very tempting. What's more, at such a close distance, the natural fragrance of Liu Yun's body penetrated directly into Zhang Wang's sharp nose!

Nosebleeds are inevitable...

Two 10 minutes later...

Zhang Wang, who had recovered his human form and lost 40 yuan of blood in his body, looked at Liu Yun who had gone back to the bedroom to change out of the nosebleed pajamas with some embarrassment.

But Liu Yun herself didn't take it seriously, instead she made fun of Zhang Wangye's "grown up" joke.

After several intimate bickerings, Zhang Wang's embarrassment was completely relieved.

After calming down, Zhang Wang began to think about his new skill.

Through the slightly embarrassing experiment just now, Zhang Wang completely understood the effect of this skill.He is confident that if he tries again, he will definitely be able to easily master the ordinary flight of the bat body.

But the current short board is also obvious-that is, Zhang Wanghuan can't fly quickly and dexterously in a complex environment!

Although you can become a bat, it is not a bat after all, and there is no long-term learning process. [

What Zhang Wang can foresee is that for a long time, he will face the dilemma of being overwhelmed and having frequent accidents after flying freely in the sheltered vast space and entering the woods, cities, and especially rooms.

It's like an ordinary person learning to ride a bicycle.

Beginners can ride bicycles on flat and wide areas, but once they enter the road or even ride in complicated alleys... obviously it will not work.

In this regard, Zhang Wang also knows that this is not a problem that can be solved in the short term.

So I just keep it in my heart for the time being, and I will only find opportunities to practice more in the future.

Time flies, and the days of being tired of staying at Liu Yun's house for a few days passed quickly.

Zhang Wang entered the mission world again.

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"This mission world "Kick-Ass". There are 10 mission participants in total, please choose a camp!".

“阵营1：选择帮助‘海扁王’、‘大老爸’和‘超杀女’去打击犯罪！完成任务获得1000众神币。每保证一位英雄存活，获得500众神币。杀死或逮捕大毒枭‘弗兰克阿米克’获得2000众神币。杀死或逮捕一名黑帮成员，按照级别可分别获得100~1000不等的众神币。”。

“阵营2：选择帮助黑帮杀死三位英雄。延续犯罪帝国！完成任务获得500众神币。杀死‘大老爸’获得1500众神币、杀死‘超杀女’获得1000众神币、杀死‘海扁王’获得100众神币。”。

Faced with the choice of camp in front of him, Zhang Wang hesitated.

It is not difficult to judge the approximate strength level of both parties through the amount of gods coins rewarded by the mission.

In addition to the big daddy worth 1500 Gods Coins and Super Killer Girl worth 1000 Gods Coins, there is only one "Kick-a-Bian King" who is only worth 100 Gods Coins, that is, the protagonist of this movie, David Lazer. ski.

Anyone who has read this story knows that Kick-Ass is a completely different existence from the protagonists in most superhero movies.

Compared with those "tall, rich and handsome" like Iron Man, Batman, and Superman, Kick-Ass King's real identity David Lezeski is simply a piece of trash!

It can be said to be the best of the best!

Poor in study, low in character, timid and fearful, it can be said that he is an extremely weak person.

He also doesn't show any super powers in the whole film, not even extraordinary skills.Apart from a cheap green tights with a hood and a pair of sticks bought online, he has almost no combat power at all!

Looking at the reward of 100 gods coins given by the mission, you can see how weak this guy should be, although Zhang Wang knows that enemies in different mission worlds have different standards to determine the reward amount.

But the value of King David's 100 gods coins...even in the first world that Zhang Wang experienced is too mediocre!

Therefore, in this movie world, the strength of Kick-off King David can be ignored instead. [

In other words, the evaluation of the combat power of the righteous side is 2500 points.

Considering that the combined attack of father and daughter should be able to cause a special effect that 11 is greater than 2, Zhang Wang slightly raised the evaluation of the father and daughter in his heart.

On the other hand, Frank Amick, the drug lord.

不但完成任务的奖励比正义一方少了一半，只有500众神币。并且杀死或逮捕毒枭boss弗兰克的价格竟然高攀至2000之高？！而就连在电影中那些被砍瓜切菜一般干掉的黑帮小弟最少也都在100众神币之上？而上限的1000众神币显然也正是说明黑帮中有价值1000点的存在！

You know, this price is equivalent to a super killer girl who is one of the most important characters in this film!

Judging from the performance of this blond loli in the movie, Zhang Wang himself has no confidence in defeating her!If the opponent uses a gun, the probability of his death is as high as 90%!

And in the movie, there is such a ruthless character in the "heartfelt" gangster who died under the hands of Big Daddy, or under the Jedi counterattack of Super Killer and Kick-off King? !