Heavenly Court Exchange System
Chapter 61 The Narcissistic Otaku
() "Hey, hey, why are you still not moving? It's not because you were scared stupid, hey." Chu Jiang put away the little fireball, looked at the dumbfounded nerd in front of him, walked up to him, waved his hand, Then said.
"Xiaoying, what's going on, I won't be really scared to death, isn't it that otaku are generally very strong inside, even if the goddess is taken away by Gao Fushuai, even if they have a spare tire or pump, they will Unwavering? How could it be like this? It’s over. My mission, my redemption point, my chance to draw a lottery, my upgrade system 1.0, goodbye forever.” I asked Xiaoying from the bottom of my heart, wanting to know what was going on.
"Hey, don't be like this, I'm so annoying, manly Tofu, why are you so blah, isn't the system notifying you that the mission failed? Wait a minute, according to my years of experience, this person Maybe it might be because you were frightened by the small fireball technique that you suddenly performed, so that your brain temporarily paused." Hearing Chu Jiang's voice, Xiaoying felt disgusted for a while, and wanted to destroy Chu Jiang humanely, but she held back Impulsively, she told Chu Jiang bit by bit.
"I'll bear it, shit, who made you the master, who made your personality incomplete, who made you flawed, when you go back, you must let him enter a lower plane, at least you can get back a trace of broken personality , It’s good to recover.” Xiaoying said silently in her heart, ninjas are invincible.
"Then what should I do? Do I just wait for him to recover? What if he is completely stupid? Then my hard work is not in vain." Hearing Xiaoying say this, Chu Jiang asked.
"I don't know." Xiaoying is really very entertaining to Chu Jiang, what kind of effort did you put in, but you just used the little fireball technique, and you scared others into stupidity, it's really shameless.
"Ghost." Just as Chu Jiang was staring at the otaku carefully, the otaku woke up, looked at Chu Jiang, and then screamed, the whole person quickly backed up, and then, there was nothing behind, the otaku fell It went down, and then Chu Jiang wanted to catch the otaku, but was taken down by the force of the otaku's fall.
"No, it's such a tragedy. I'm the only one. I still haven't enjoyed my good life. Am I going to die like this? I'm not reconciled." Chu Jiang thought aggrievedly as he looked at himself falling at a high speed.
"Oh my god, help~~~~~~" The yell came from the sad otaku.
"Congratulations to the host for enabling the hidden function Yufeng of the hidden spirit jade pendant because it is moving at a high speed. Do you want to enable Yufeng?" At this moment, the system's notification sound came, which sounded like the sound of heaven in Chu Jiang's ears.
"Open." Chu Jiang said in his heart, although he didn't know what this Yufeng was, but the name should be related to flying, at least he wouldn't fall to his death.
"Phew, I guessed it right. It's the flying skill. I almost fell to my death. It was broken. That hard-working second-year boy is still falling down. I can't let him fall to his death, otherwise I will be out of luck. "Just as Chu Jiang was stabilizing his body in the air with the ability to control the wind, he suddenly remembered that sad otaku.
"Phew, if Bai Xiaosheng was here, it would be fine. At least you don't have to worry about being seen. Although there's no one here, but in case someone sees you, grab the slices and you'll be finished." Chu Jiang quickly left the place because he told Xiang Zhuang'er that he was so frightened that he passed out in Zhong Er.
But what he didn't know was that all his movements were photographed by an astronomy enthusiast. The greatest hobby and pleasure of an otaku is to make videos and post them on online forums or posts, and then watch the huge number of hits , They will feel that they are very fulfilled and that the meaning of their existence has finally been found.
Ordinary people don't know the sorrow of otaku at all. They always like to regard these illusory hits and replies as a kind of glory, which is really ridiculous.
As soon as the video was uploaded, it immediately triggered crazy reprints and clicks on the Internet. Experts proved that there was no trace of modification, which led to the fact that Xijing City was very lively in the future, and supernatural events often occurred. But at that time, Chu Jiang had already They have already gone on their own plane travel through the plane shuttle, so these people are doomed to return without success.
But not to mention, there are still a large number of imaginary second-year boys who are recruited by various sects as outer disciples, referred to as odd jobs. After about half a year, some people will still come to Xijing to ask immortals, which is really boring.
But these are things that will happen in the future. At this time, Chu Jiang has brought the otaku to an open place, by a river, and threw the otaku there, and then the whole person was facing the otaku, with his hands behind his back, Looking at the river, he seems to be a peerless expert, but don't tell me, once his poss is shown, he really looks like a peerless expert, but no one knows if it is.
"Cough cough, cough cough." Just as Chu Jiang was pretending to be aggressive, there was a coughing sound from behind, which was obviously caused by the short-lived hypoxic shock caused by the high-speed fall of the otaku, who was relieved by lying on the ground Some woke up.
"You're awake." Chu Jiang turned his back to the otaku, imitating the vibration of the vocal cords with his magic power, turning his voice into an old man's voice, and said to the otaku, it sounded a bit of the vicissitudes of life.
"It was you who saved me." Hearing the old voice, the otaku's eyes blurred for a while, and then he asked suspiciously. He clearly remembered that he was scared by a ghost and fell down the building. I often look at the river from the window.
"That's right, I saved you." Chu Jiang tried his best to keep calm, and then replied, but if he knew that the nerd regarded him as a ghost in his heart, would he still be so calm.
"Senior, why did you save me?" The otaku asked Chu Jiang, and then said without waiting for Chu Jiang's answer: "Could it be that I have spiritual roots, but I am a peerless cultivation genius. Senior can't bear me to die like this. Then he rescued me, wanted to accept me as a disciple, and asked senior to tell me the background, I will measure it, and if it is suitable, I will definitely worship you as my teacher."
"I bought a watch last year. It's really terminally ill. You thought it was reading a novel about cultivating immortals. What kind of heavenly way did you pick out a building? Hongjun, Jade Emperor, please measure it. You want to worship me as your teacher." I don't necessarily accept you as an apprentice, nainai is a bear, I have seen narcissistic people, I have never seen you so narcissistic, and I am more narcissistic than me." Hearing what the otaku said, Chu Jiang immediately felt that he was quite good , at least I am not so narcissistic.
"Ahem, I saved you this time, not to take you as a disciple. As for my origin, I am a small sect, an unknown person, so I won't say it out of embarrassment. Is there still you, no talent for cultivation, scum One, I just don’t want you to waste oxygen and land after you die. You don’t have to think about it. By the way, I put a spell on you. As long as you are not killed intentionally by others, you can live a long life. You want to die, you know?" Chu Jiang said with his back to the otaku, but he didn't do anything, he just wanted to play tricks on the otaku and make you so narcissistic, that's the price.
When the otaku heard Chu Jiang's words, he suddenly felt thunderous, and cried, "No. Why are you doing this to me? I'm really sad. If you don't play tricks like this, please let me die."
;
"Xiaoying, what's going on, I won't be really scared to death, isn't it that otaku are generally very strong inside, even if the goddess is taken away by Gao Fushuai, even if they have a spare tire or pump, they will Unwavering? How could it be like this? It’s over. My mission, my redemption point, my chance to draw a lottery, my upgrade system 1.0, goodbye forever.” I asked Xiaoying from the bottom of my heart, wanting to know what was going on.
"Hey, don't be like this, I'm so annoying, manly Tofu, why are you so blah, isn't the system notifying you that the mission failed? Wait a minute, according to my years of experience, this person Maybe it might be because you were frightened by the small fireball technique that you suddenly performed, so that your brain temporarily paused." Hearing Chu Jiang's voice, Xiaoying felt disgusted for a while, and wanted to destroy Chu Jiang humanely, but she held back Impulsively, she told Chu Jiang bit by bit.
"I'll bear it, shit, who made you the master, who made your personality incomplete, who made you flawed, when you go back, you must let him enter a lower plane, at least you can get back a trace of broken personality , It’s good to recover.” Xiaoying said silently in her heart, ninjas are invincible.
"Then what should I do? Do I just wait for him to recover? What if he is completely stupid? Then my hard work is not in vain." Hearing Xiaoying say this, Chu Jiang asked.
"I don't know." Xiaoying is really very entertaining to Chu Jiang, what kind of effort did you put in, but you just used the little fireball technique, and you scared others into stupidity, it's really shameless.
"Ghost." Just as Chu Jiang was staring at the otaku carefully, the otaku woke up, looked at Chu Jiang, and then screamed, the whole person quickly backed up, and then, there was nothing behind, the otaku fell It went down, and then Chu Jiang wanted to catch the otaku, but was taken down by the force of the otaku's fall.
"No, it's such a tragedy. I'm the only one. I still haven't enjoyed my good life. Am I going to die like this? I'm not reconciled." Chu Jiang thought aggrievedly as he looked at himself falling at a high speed.
"Oh my god, help~~~~~~" The yell came from the sad otaku.
"Congratulations to the host for enabling the hidden function Yufeng of the hidden spirit jade pendant because it is moving at a high speed. Do you want to enable Yufeng?" At this moment, the system's notification sound came, which sounded like the sound of heaven in Chu Jiang's ears.
"Open." Chu Jiang said in his heart, although he didn't know what this Yufeng was, but the name should be related to flying, at least he wouldn't fall to his death.
"Phew, I guessed it right. It's the flying skill. I almost fell to my death. It was broken. That hard-working second-year boy is still falling down. I can't let him fall to his death, otherwise I will be out of luck. "Just as Chu Jiang was stabilizing his body in the air with the ability to control the wind, he suddenly remembered that sad otaku.
"Phew, if Bai Xiaosheng was here, it would be fine. At least you don't have to worry about being seen. Although there's no one here, but in case someone sees you, grab the slices and you'll be finished." Chu Jiang quickly left the place because he told Xiang Zhuang'er that he was so frightened that he passed out in Zhong Er.
But what he didn't know was that all his movements were photographed by an astronomy enthusiast. The greatest hobby and pleasure of an otaku is to make videos and post them on online forums or posts, and then watch the huge number of hits , They will feel that they are very fulfilled and that the meaning of their existence has finally been found.
Ordinary people don't know the sorrow of otaku at all. They always like to regard these illusory hits and replies as a kind of glory, which is really ridiculous.
As soon as the video was uploaded, it immediately triggered crazy reprints and clicks on the Internet. Experts proved that there was no trace of modification, which led to the fact that Xijing City was very lively in the future, and supernatural events often occurred. But at that time, Chu Jiang had already They have already gone on their own plane travel through the plane shuttle, so these people are doomed to return without success.
But not to mention, there are still a large number of imaginary second-year boys who are recruited by various sects as outer disciples, referred to as odd jobs. After about half a year, some people will still come to Xijing to ask immortals, which is really boring.
But these are things that will happen in the future. At this time, Chu Jiang has brought the otaku to an open place, by a river, and threw the otaku there, and then the whole person was facing the otaku, with his hands behind his back, Looking at the river, he seems to be a peerless expert, but don't tell me, once his poss is shown, he really looks like a peerless expert, but no one knows if it is.
"Cough cough, cough cough." Just as Chu Jiang was pretending to be aggressive, there was a coughing sound from behind, which was obviously caused by the short-lived hypoxic shock caused by the high-speed fall of the otaku, who was relieved by lying on the ground Some woke up.
"You're awake." Chu Jiang turned his back to the otaku, imitating the vibration of the vocal cords with his magic power, turning his voice into an old man's voice, and said to the otaku, it sounded a bit of the vicissitudes of life.
"It was you who saved me." Hearing the old voice, the otaku's eyes blurred for a while, and then he asked suspiciously. He clearly remembered that he was scared by a ghost and fell down the building. I often look at the river from the window.
"That's right, I saved you." Chu Jiang tried his best to keep calm, and then replied, but if he knew that the nerd regarded him as a ghost in his heart, would he still be so calm.
"Senior, why did you save me?" The otaku asked Chu Jiang, and then said without waiting for Chu Jiang's answer: "Could it be that I have spiritual roots, but I am a peerless cultivation genius. Senior can't bear me to die like this. Then he rescued me, wanted to accept me as a disciple, and asked senior to tell me the background, I will measure it, and if it is suitable, I will definitely worship you as my teacher."
"I bought a watch last year. It's really terminally ill. You thought it was reading a novel about cultivating immortals. What kind of heavenly way did you pick out a building? Hongjun, Jade Emperor, please measure it. You want to worship me as your teacher." I don't necessarily accept you as an apprentice, nainai is a bear, I have seen narcissistic people, I have never seen you so narcissistic, and I am more narcissistic than me." Hearing what the otaku said, Chu Jiang immediately felt that he was quite good , at least I am not so narcissistic.
"Ahem, I saved you this time, not to take you as a disciple. As for my origin, I am a small sect, an unknown person, so I won't say it out of embarrassment. Is there still you, no talent for cultivation, scum One, I just don’t want you to waste oxygen and land after you die. You don’t have to think about it. By the way, I put a spell on you. As long as you are not killed intentionally by others, you can live a long life. You want to die, you know?" Chu Jiang said with his back to the otaku, but he didn't do anything, he just wanted to play tricks on the otaku and make you so narcissistic, that's the price.
When the otaku heard Chu Jiang's words, he suddenly felt thunderous, and cried, "No. Why are you doing this to me? I'm really sad. If you don't play tricks like this, please let me die."
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