The legend of the poisoner online game

If everyone had the energy and perseverance that Little Crescent Moon had when she went to the house, I believe that there would be no bad job in this world!

——Said Xiao Yu.

After the alliance was successful, Xiao Yu thought the matter was over, but who knew that your father sent a friend request before he died——

Ding!

The system prompts: [Your father is dying] sent you a friend request.

Xiao Yu stared at this reminder, and his eyes were stuck. It was almost the end of his life, so why should he add friends?

After clicking agree, your father sent a message before he died, saying that people from the two families should add friends to each other, so as not to accidentally hurt them when they meet in the future.

This guy’s words are also reasonable. Many people in the game don’t like to put their family names on their heads. There are two reasons for this. Do not leave traces when you do bad things, so as not to cause trouble for the family gang.

I just promised your father that before he died, the system prompt sounded immediately!

Ding!

System prompt: [Virgin lifts her leg] Sending you a friend request!

A virgin lifts her leg?Isn't this the master doctor with the highest winning percentage in the martial arts arena?I didn't expect that she and your father belonged to the same family before he died.

I clicked to agree, and a message was sent over there immediately.

A virgin with one leg: "Brother Guang, I'm from the Rural Credit Cooperative. Dad asked me to add you as a friend. Please take care of me in the future."

"You're polite." Xiao Yu replied casually. This guy's name is really personal, and he doesn't know if it's a man or a woman.

Although "God Tribulation" is a one-person-one-card-one-number ID binding mode, it is only limited to the virtual mode. If you don't wear virtual glasses and only use the mouse and keyboard to operate, you can completely use other people's accounts to play.So Xiao Yu felt that a girl shouldn't have such a perverted name, and this virgin might be a boy when she lifts her legs.

Ding!

System prompt: [Adept at solving human clothes] sent you a friend request!

empathetic?Good at undressing people?Xiao Yu was speechless, but still agreed.

Good at undressing people's clothes: "Brother Guang, Dad asked me to report to you, Brother Guang is mighty, long live Brother Guang!"

Xiao Yu: "It's easy to say, easy to say~"

Ding!

System prompt: [This is a bra for big breasts] Sending you a friend request!

"..." Female number, female number again!Xiao Yu felt that the 8000-year civilization of my majestic China would be destroyed in the hands of these guys.

This is a bra for big breasts: "Brother Guang, the little girl came to report, please take care of me in the future, I have good equipment for me, I won't ask for it in vain, massage, massage, back tapping, pedicure, I can do everything, special The service is on call, I will leave a mobile phone number for you, if you need anything, call me: 10086~”

Ding!

System prompt: [Sister who can't tear you apart] has sent you a friend request!

Still agree!

I can't think of riding my sister: "Brother Guang, Dad asked me to add you as a friend and praise you for how powerful you are. You must protect me in the future. Alas, women, it is a sin to be beautiful. People want to ride me every day. Really. Tangled."

Ding!

System prompt: [Picking clothes to see you] sends you a friend request!

Ding!

System prompt: [Meitesi Bangwei] sends you a friend request!

Ding!

System prompt: [The Poor Monk Removes Membrane and Consolation] Sending you a friend request!

……

"Writing can be ruined like this?"

One after another, strange names sent friend requests to Xiao Yu. Although there are cases of spoofing one's own game ID in all major games, it is rare to call so many 'cheap' players into one family.

After agreeing to all of them, Xiao Yu secretly wiped off his cold sweat. Fortunately, he didn't add the other party's family just now, otherwise, his fame would be in vain.

However, even if you are an ally with such a group of guys, you have to be careful in the future. People depend on their clothes and horses. You're lucky if you get a beating.

In particular, there is a guy whose ID is called [Male Gobi], how did you come up with this name?How do you call someone when they want to call him?Are you calling your mother?Or call it Gobi?Or call Mahler Gobi?

There is also a guy named [Di Da Wu Bo] (Large land and abundant things), the four words that are used by teachers in elementary school geography class every day, have now been harmed like this, even if it is sex education, there is no need for a geography teacher Come teach.

Xiao Yu stared at the group of freaks that had appeared in her friends column, and really thought about deleting them all.

At this time, Little Crescent sent a message.

"Honey, where are you?"

"Martial arts arena."

"Oh, guess where I am?"

"On the roof."

"Fuck, how do you know??"

"I'm the patriarch of the family. I know who does what in the family. How can I not know such a small thing as you practicing high jump at the blacksmith shop?" Xiao Yu began to brag.

"No way! The patriarch still has this ability?" Little Yueya believed it.

Just now after finishing the dungeon, when Xiao Yu let everyone move freely, she ran back to her family to practice qinggong. She didn't tell anyone about it. She didn't want to surprise Xiao Yu until she jumped on the roof of the blacksmith shop. How could she know? He guessed it.

"What do you think? This is the benefit of the patriarch. I jumped on the roof. If I'm bored, I'll take you out for a stroll?"

"No! I have to practice more, not only the blacksmith shop, but also other houses. I won't log off the assembly line until my aunt climbs all the houses tonight!"

Xiao Yu: "..."

There are more than ten houses on the family map, each of which is more than ten meters high. For players who only know elementary lightness skills, it is difficult to fly up. Although there are footholds on the walls of each house, it is necessary to Wanting to step on it accurately, and then take off and fly to the roof for the second time, definitely not everyone can do it, even Xiao Yu can't guarantee success every time.

At this moment, the system prompt sounded again.

Ding!

System prompt: [Prince of Dwarf Race] has awakened, please return to the family discussion hall quickly! !

……

5 minutes later, in the meeting hall of the pest family.

"Are you awake?" Xiao Yu saw the dwarf standing on the table and urinating on the ground as soon as Xiao Yu entered the door.

"Where is this place?" Seeing Xiao Yu coming in, the dwarf showed no signs of shyness, and a long jet of water shot out from his little dick the size of a snail lion.

Xiao Yu touched his nose: "How should I say it? This is my home."

"You saved me?" The dwarf finished peeing and pulled up his pants.

"It seems to be." Does this child have amnesia?I thanked myself before going to bed, why did I forget it now.

"I didn't expect you to be so powerful! The warrior who can rescue me from the [Slave Merchant] will definitely gain the respect and friendship of the [Dwarf Race]. [Forging weapons] is the talent of the dwarves, in return, before my people pick me up, if you need anything, I will do my best to help you." The child who finished peeing said politely Xiao Yu nodded his head.

"[Excavating ore] and [Forging weapons]?" Xiao Yu's eyes lit up.

"Yes, benefactor."

Xiao Yu looked at the dwarf's skinny body, which was less than one meter tall. With this physique, he could forge weapons?

At this moment, Yinyue Eleven walked in from outside the door, followed by a big man with a height of two meters.

"I went to the [Skilled Craftsman's Guild] and hired a blacksmith. His name is Tie Dan. The employment period is one week. What do you think?"

Xiao Yu looked up, this guy is really strong, almost as good as an NBA star, the muscles on his arms are bulging like hills, thicker than the waist of a dwarf, he wears a dog leather vest on his upper body, He wore a pair of big knickerbockers on his lower body, straw sandals on his feet, a sledgehammer in his hand, and a small hammer pinned to his waist. The blacksmith was quite well equipped.

Xiao Yu was not very impressed with [Skilled Craftsman's Guild].

There are dozens of craftsmen there, and craftsmen in each industry have their own characteristics, and the level of craftsmen in the same industry is also divided into high and low levels. Although the guild will mark a price for each craftsman, it does not mean that the higher the price The better the artisan technique.

The semi-intelligent NPCs here are different from other games. If you think that they are all fixed programs, you are wrong. Their intelligence is sometimes higher than that of humans. When they were originally designed, many highly intelligent businessmen Celebrities are imbued into the program as clones. They have all the good morals and bad habits of human beings. At that time, he suddenly wanted to know what criteria Shishi hired him by.

"I checked the price first." Silver Moon Eleven said, "His employment price is the lowest, only 2 gold coins a week."

"What? You hired the one with the lowest price?" Xiao Yu was stunned. The guild has a reason for setting prices for every craftsman. Although expensive ones are not necessarily good, cheap ones are definitely not good. Those shrewd guys are It is impossible to dispose of good things locally.

"Yeah." Yinyue nodded eleventh: "I was afraid of wasting money, so I picked the cheapest one and hired it to try. Before hiring him, I went to the meat market. The price of pork is really not cheap. If it doesn't work then, even if we kill him and sell it as pork, we can earn back two gold coins, look, this physique, three hundred catties, right?" Yinyue Eleven pinched Tie Dan as he said. Arm, this guy kept rolling his eyes at Yinyue Eleven.

Xiao Yu smiled noncommittally. If calculated according to the price of meat products, this guy could really sell for a few gold coins, but he didn't believe that Silver Moon Eleven would kill him to eat meat.

"Actually, I have taken a fancy to his forging speed." Silver Moon Eleven finally got to the point.

Xiao Yu didn't speak, waiting for him to continue.

"His forging speed is 30.00% faster than other blacksmiths. I have a [Level 10 Arrow] forging map. The arrows produced are [-] points higher in attack power than ordinary arrows sold in the store, so it makes sense." right?"

"Do you want to put it up for auction?"

"Yes! I checked the auction house. The demand for this type of arrow is very high. As long as the price is right, it is guaranteed to make a lot of money."

"Then why don't you hire more? A level 2 blacksmith shop can hire four craftsmen, wouldn't it be faster for four people to build?" Xiao Yu is very confident in Silver Moon Eleven's business acumen.

Yinyue Eleven smiled wryly: "You think I don't want to? But blacksmiths with [Leadership] cannot be hired by the [Skilled Craftsman's Guild]. , even if we hire 100 blacksmiths, the speed of forging still cannot be improved."

At this moment, the dwarf who was standing on the table of the Eight Immortals and eavesdropped suddenly said: "That's because their skills are not good enough. With my dwarf prince [Mountain Pao] here, there is no forging problem that cannot be solved!"

Xiao Yu was taken aback, is this child?

Ding!

System prompt: Do you accept the dwarf prince [Mountain Pao] to join your family forging army!

Damn, there are people who disagree with this good thing! ! ! !