The legend of the poisoner online game
0058 Please dress when the beauty comes
It was already six o'clock in the morning when Xiao Yu got off the assembly line. He ran the mission all night, visited the market twice, and yelled in the village for a while, but in the end he couldn't buy a single Gu worm.
Although I was a little disappointed, it was normal. After all, the speed of the Gu mother's production of worms was too slow. If I didn't have enough for myself, how could I sell the extra to others?Coupled with the small number of players, although the registration number of 40 seems very strong, the relative proportion of over [-] million players is too small.
There is only one Poison Master among the more than 200 players. This is just the beginning. After a few days, many people think that the Poison Master profession is boring and too difficult to play. At that time, the posts on the forum will be flooded, and many people will change professions. Or quit the game, and new players will follow suit, and they will definitely not play this profession again.
'National Treasure', in the future Poison Master is likely to become the giant panda in "Shen Jie", who cannot be seen in the mountains and plains, and howls in a cage.
Hua Feihua and the others became addicted to running missions. No one would think too many missions that are safe, experienced and profitable. Whenever the dwarves make a batch of arrows, Silver Moon Eleven will Taking it to the auction house to sell it, I actually made nearly 70 gold in one night!
For professional players and game veterans, staying up all night to play games is a common thing, but Xiaoyueya, a young girl who has just started, shows more enthusiasm than anyone else. After practicing enough, she went to run the mission again. When it was almost dawn, she finally conquered all the houses in the family map.
"After learning the advanced light-weight technique, these houses can be jumped up in one fell swoop, why are you bothering?" Xiao Yu said something that drove her crazy when Little Crescent Moon excitedly announced the good news to her.
"Why didn't you say it earlier!!" Little Yueya resisted the urge to curse.
Xiao Yu: "I thought you knew..."
"You know I'm still dancing? Do you think I'm as stupid as Hua Feihua??"
"Sister-in-law, why did I offend you again?" Hua Feihua just ran over from the side.
"Shut up! Does my aunt need a reason to scold someone?"
"No need, no need..." Hua Feihua shuddered at the sight of Little Crescent Moon for some reason, even he himself felt strange.
Seeing that everyone didn't intend to get off the plane, Xiao Yu quit the game after saying hello.
Standing up from the chair and stretching his waist, Xiao Yu found that 80.00% of the people who sat in the dozens of rows of seats in front of him all night were playing "God Tribulation".
"If one day, I can gather all the players in Yanwei city together, what a powerful force it would be!" Xiao Yu checked out and walked out of the Internet cafe while feeling lascivious.
For some reason, this summer seems to be extraordinarily hot. Even though it was six o'clock in the morning, Xiao Yu immediately felt as if he had stepped into a steamer as soon as he stepped out of the Internet cafe. It was so hot outside. One can imagine the temperature in his basement. If he went back to sleep at this time, unless he wanted to sleep forever, Xiao Yu really didn't dare to close his eyes.
Touching the keys in his pocket, Xiao Yu didn't go back to his residence, but went directly to the 'studio', which is Diana's apartment.
It takes about 20 minutes to walk from the Internet cafe to the 'studio'. By the time Xiao Yu climbed up to the third floor, he was already dripping with sweat.
Taking out the key and opening the door, Xiao Yu rushed directly into the bathroom.
Diana said that she has class this morning, and she won't be back until after two o'clock in the afternoon, so she just takes advantage of this time to take a bath and get a good night's sleep.
Xiao Yu took off his clothes three times, five times and two times, and turned on the switch of the shower nozzle on the wall, and a cool stream of water instantly poured him from head to sole of his feet.
"It's so cool!"
Xiao Yu couldn't help but yelled, and while washing him, he hummed the most popular little song at the moment. This feeling was so beautiful.
After taking a shower and drying her body, Xiao Yu walked out of the bathroom wearing a bath towel.
There is a large refrigerator with double doors in the corner of the living room. After Xiao Yu opened it, he found that there were bread, milk, ham, eggs, beer and drinks in it.
"It's a waste to buy so much food when no one comes to live in it."
Xiao Yu was not polite either, he took out a few pieces of bread and two bags of milk, and stuffed them all into his stomach.
After he was full, he returned to the room Diana pointed out to him, only to find that there was nothing on the bed except a cushion. Moreover, since the bedroom was closed all the time, and there was no air conditioner, although it was not as stuffy as outside, it was still uncomfortable. .
Xiao Yu closed the door, walked around to other rooms, and found that apart from himself and the room next door, the rest of the master bedroom and another bedroom were equipped with wall-mounted air conditioners.
"This master bedroom must be where Diana lives, so I'll go to another air-conditioned room to enjoy it first."
Although Xiao Yu is not a gentleman, he is definitely not a villain, and he has no special hobbies. There is a saying that "people are doing it, the sky is watching", even if there is no one in the room, Xiao Yu knows how to abide by the rules. Basic principles of life.Although, he really wanted to sleep on Diana's bed.
Entering the house, closing the door, turning on the air conditioner, Xiao Yu threw the bath towel aside, picked up the phone and set the alarm to 12 o'clock, although according to experience, he never sleeps for more than 3 hours after a night, but just in case , It's always a little embarrassing to be barged in by Diana after sleeping.After everything was ready, Xiao Yu lay naked on the bed, and quickly fell asleep.
In deep sleep, Xiao Yu had a dream.
He dreamed that he led hundreds of thousands of brothers to fight bloody battles with millions of monsters from other worlds in the game. His body turned into a pile of flesh in the blink of an eye, and the blood stained the ground. Xiao Yu held two grotesque daggers in his hand. One side of the dagger was a knife and the other was a hook. The monsters turned into flesh and blood flying corpses as he waved his hands. There were bursts of sharp exclamations from the group of monsters. This is the desperate sound that any person or animal will make when facing the danger of death...
"what!!!!!"
The scream suddenly changed from a dream to reality. Xiao Yu, who was sleeping soundly, was awakened by a scream that could pierce the eardrums. He suddenly sat up from the bed, and in front of him was a naked body covering his hands. A beautiful girl with a slender chest and black hair is looking at herself in horror. A bath towel is lying in front of her feet.
"You..." Xiao Yu wanted to ask who the other party was, but just after she said a word, the girl screamed again, bent down to pick up the bath towel from the ground, and rushed out like crazy.
It was only then that Xiao Yu remembered that he was naked in his current state, and for some reason, the huge thing between his legs was standing proudly in mid-air like the steel gun in Hua Feihua's hand, as stubborn as a black starling Like his head, he just refused to lower his head.
Xiao Yu quickly wrapped the towel around his waist. He wanted to find clothes, but all the clothes were in another room, and the unsatisfactory thing under his crotch pushed the towel into an arc like the Himalayas.
"Don't be afraid, I'm not a bad person, who are you? Why did you come here? Are you Diana's friend?"
Unable to go out for a while, Xiao Yu had no choice but to yell in the room, but he didn't dare to look out, so he closed the bedroom door behind him.
The door of the bathroom was hit with a bang, bang, bang, and the girl didn't answer. After a while, Xiao Yu heard a loud bang, and then the living room became completely quiet...
"It seems that I was scared away." Xiao Yu leaned against the door, the spear under his crotch drooped like noodles.
"Didn't you say that no one lives here? What the hell is going on?" Xiao Yu picked up his phone and looked at his watch. It was only after nine o'clock. Black hair, it shouldn't be ugly, she was able to run to her house with bare buttocks, it seems that she must have lived here before, and she is very familiar with it...
Xiao Yu sat on the edge of the bed, recalling the scene just now, and his brain quickly made an analysis.
After waiting for a while, after confirming that there was no movement outside, Xiao Yu opened the bedroom door and walked out. He went directly to the bathroom. He saw the towels falling on the floor and the wet floor.
At this moment, Xiao Yu's cell phone rang.
It's Diana.
"Xiao Yu, are you in my apartment now???" Diana's voice was a little excited.
"Yes, yes." Xiao Yu originally wanted to call her to ask what happened, but he was afraid that she was in class, so he didn't expect this girl to call first.
"I want you to leave immediately! Immediately! From now on, you are fired! I didn't expect you to be this kind of person, perverted sex-maniac! Please leave my apartment immediately! Immediately!" Diana's voice Suddenly he raised his head and shouted loudly, anger, dissatisfaction, and anger were all transmitted to Xiao Yu's ears through the wireless signal.
"I..." Xiao Yu was about to explain, but the other party actually hung up the phone.
What's the matter?Fired before going to work?Recalling the scene that happened just now, and thinking about those boring plots that have been badly written in online novels, Xiao Yu also guessed seventy-eight out of ten.
That girl should be the third member of the studio that Diana mentioned, that is, her classmate. However, didn't he remember that Diana said that she went on a trip?I can't come back until tomorrow morning, is it early?
Lust-love-crazy?It was the first time someone scolded me like this when I grew up so old, and it was still scolded by a foreign girl.Xiao Yu originally wanted to call to explain, but after thinking about it, he decided to forget it. He has always been too lazy to talk nonsense to women with big breasts and no brains. If he can figure it out, he will let her think about it. Can you make that girl run away under your nose?Besides, if you want to commit a crime, you won't stay at your house in broad daylight. Isn't this courting death?
Xiao Yu went back to the bedroom, slowly got dressed, went to the bathroom and picked up the bath towels on the floor and hung them up. Just as he was about to leave, he remembered that he had eaten someone else’s bread and milk this morning. He thought that everyone would be a unit from now on. Yes, just eat something, it doesn't matter, but now that I have become a sex-erotic-maniac, the nature is different.
He took out 100 yuan from his pocket and slapped it on the coffee table!
"Goodbye, Miss Anna with big breasts and no brains—"
At this moment, with a loud bang, the door of the room was slammed open.
Although I was a little disappointed, it was normal. After all, the speed of the Gu mother's production of worms was too slow. If I didn't have enough for myself, how could I sell the extra to others?Coupled with the small number of players, although the registration number of 40 seems very strong, the relative proportion of over [-] million players is too small.
There is only one Poison Master among the more than 200 players. This is just the beginning. After a few days, many people think that the Poison Master profession is boring and too difficult to play. At that time, the posts on the forum will be flooded, and many people will change professions. Or quit the game, and new players will follow suit, and they will definitely not play this profession again.
'National Treasure', in the future Poison Master is likely to become the giant panda in "Shen Jie", who cannot be seen in the mountains and plains, and howls in a cage.
Hua Feihua and the others became addicted to running missions. No one would think too many missions that are safe, experienced and profitable. Whenever the dwarves make a batch of arrows, Silver Moon Eleven will Taking it to the auction house to sell it, I actually made nearly 70 gold in one night!
For professional players and game veterans, staying up all night to play games is a common thing, but Xiaoyueya, a young girl who has just started, shows more enthusiasm than anyone else. After practicing enough, she went to run the mission again. When it was almost dawn, she finally conquered all the houses in the family map.
"After learning the advanced light-weight technique, these houses can be jumped up in one fell swoop, why are you bothering?" Xiao Yu said something that drove her crazy when Little Crescent Moon excitedly announced the good news to her.
"Why didn't you say it earlier!!" Little Yueya resisted the urge to curse.
Xiao Yu: "I thought you knew..."
"You know I'm still dancing? Do you think I'm as stupid as Hua Feihua??"
"Sister-in-law, why did I offend you again?" Hua Feihua just ran over from the side.
"Shut up! Does my aunt need a reason to scold someone?"
"No need, no need..." Hua Feihua shuddered at the sight of Little Crescent Moon for some reason, even he himself felt strange.
Seeing that everyone didn't intend to get off the plane, Xiao Yu quit the game after saying hello.
Standing up from the chair and stretching his waist, Xiao Yu found that 80.00% of the people who sat in the dozens of rows of seats in front of him all night were playing "God Tribulation".
"If one day, I can gather all the players in Yanwei city together, what a powerful force it would be!" Xiao Yu checked out and walked out of the Internet cafe while feeling lascivious.
For some reason, this summer seems to be extraordinarily hot. Even though it was six o'clock in the morning, Xiao Yu immediately felt as if he had stepped into a steamer as soon as he stepped out of the Internet cafe. It was so hot outside. One can imagine the temperature in his basement. If he went back to sleep at this time, unless he wanted to sleep forever, Xiao Yu really didn't dare to close his eyes.
Touching the keys in his pocket, Xiao Yu didn't go back to his residence, but went directly to the 'studio', which is Diana's apartment.
It takes about 20 minutes to walk from the Internet cafe to the 'studio'. By the time Xiao Yu climbed up to the third floor, he was already dripping with sweat.
Taking out the key and opening the door, Xiao Yu rushed directly into the bathroom.
Diana said that she has class this morning, and she won't be back until after two o'clock in the afternoon, so she just takes advantage of this time to take a bath and get a good night's sleep.
Xiao Yu took off his clothes three times, five times and two times, and turned on the switch of the shower nozzle on the wall, and a cool stream of water instantly poured him from head to sole of his feet.
"It's so cool!"
Xiao Yu couldn't help but yelled, and while washing him, he hummed the most popular little song at the moment. This feeling was so beautiful.
After taking a shower and drying her body, Xiao Yu walked out of the bathroom wearing a bath towel.
There is a large refrigerator with double doors in the corner of the living room. After Xiao Yu opened it, he found that there were bread, milk, ham, eggs, beer and drinks in it.
"It's a waste to buy so much food when no one comes to live in it."
Xiao Yu was not polite either, he took out a few pieces of bread and two bags of milk, and stuffed them all into his stomach.
After he was full, he returned to the room Diana pointed out to him, only to find that there was nothing on the bed except a cushion. Moreover, since the bedroom was closed all the time, and there was no air conditioner, although it was not as stuffy as outside, it was still uncomfortable. .
Xiao Yu closed the door, walked around to other rooms, and found that apart from himself and the room next door, the rest of the master bedroom and another bedroom were equipped with wall-mounted air conditioners.
"This master bedroom must be where Diana lives, so I'll go to another air-conditioned room to enjoy it first."
Although Xiao Yu is not a gentleman, he is definitely not a villain, and he has no special hobbies. There is a saying that "people are doing it, the sky is watching", even if there is no one in the room, Xiao Yu knows how to abide by the rules. Basic principles of life.Although, he really wanted to sleep on Diana's bed.
Entering the house, closing the door, turning on the air conditioner, Xiao Yu threw the bath towel aside, picked up the phone and set the alarm to 12 o'clock, although according to experience, he never sleeps for more than 3 hours after a night, but just in case , It's always a little embarrassing to be barged in by Diana after sleeping.After everything was ready, Xiao Yu lay naked on the bed, and quickly fell asleep.
In deep sleep, Xiao Yu had a dream.
He dreamed that he led hundreds of thousands of brothers to fight bloody battles with millions of monsters from other worlds in the game. His body turned into a pile of flesh in the blink of an eye, and the blood stained the ground. Xiao Yu held two grotesque daggers in his hand. One side of the dagger was a knife and the other was a hook. The monsters turned into flesh and blood flying corpses as he waved his hands. There were bursts of sharp exclamations from the group of monsters. This is the desperate sound that any person or animal will make when facing the danger of death...
"what!!!!!"
The scream suddenly changed from a dream to reality. Xiao Yu, who was sleeping soundly, was awakened by a scream that could pierce the eardrums. He suddenly sat up from the bed, and in front of him was a naked body covering his hands. A beautiful girl with a slender chest and black hair is looking at herself in horror. A bath towel is lying in front of her feet.
"You..." Xiao Yu wanted to ask who the other party was, but just after she said a word, the girl screamed again, bent down to pick up the bath towel from the ground, and rushed out like crazy.
It was only then that Xiao Yu remembered that he was naked in his current state, and for some reason, the huge thing between his legs was standing proudly in mid-air like the steel gun in Hua Feihua's hand, as stubborn as a black starling Like his head, he just refused to lower his head.
Xiao Yu quickly wrapped the towel around his waist. He wanted to find clothes, but all the clothes were in another room, and the unsatisfactory thing under his crotch pushed the towel into an arc like the Himalayas.
"Don't be afraid, I'm not a bad person, who are you? Why did you come here? Are you Diana's friend?"
Unable to go out for a while, Xiao Yu had no choice but to yell in the room, but he didn't dare to look out, so he closed the bedroom door behind him.
The door of the bathroom was hit with a bang, bang, bang, and the girl didn't answer. After a while, Xiao Yu heard a loud bang, and then the living room became completely quiet...
"It seems that I was scared away." Xiao Yu leaned against the door, the spear under his crotch drooped like noodles.
"Didn't you say that no one lives here? What the hell is going on?" Xiao Yu picked up his phone and looked at his watch. It was only after nine o'clock. Black hair, it shouldn't be ugly, she was able to run to her house with bare buttocks, it seems that she must have lived here before, and she is very familiar with it...
Xiao Yu sat on the edge of the bed, recalling the scene just now, and his brain quickly made an analysis.
After waiting for a while, after confirming that there was no movement outside, Xiao Yu opened the bedroom door and walked out. He went directly to the bathroom. He saw the towels falling on the floor and the wet floor.
At this moment, Xiao Yu's cell phone rang.
It's Diana.
"Xiao Yu, are you in my apartment now???" Diana's voice was a little excited.
"Yes, yes." Xiao Yu originally wanted to call her to ask what happened, but he was afraid that she was in class, so he didn't expect this girl to call first.
"I want you to leave immediately! Immediately! From now on, you are fired! I didn't expect you to be this kind of person, perverted sex-maniac! Please leave my apartment immediately! Immediately!" Diana's voice Suddenly he raised his head and shouted loudly, anger, dissatisfaction, and anger were all transmitted to Xiao Yu's ears through the wireless signal.
"I..." Xiao Yu was about to explain, but the other party actually hung up the phone.
What's the matter?Fired before going to work?Recalling the scene that happened just now, and thinking about those boring plots that have been badly written in online novels, Xiao Yu also guessed seventy-eight out of ten.
That girl should be the third member of the studio that Diana mentioned, that is, her classmate. However, didn't he remember that Diana said that she went on a trip?I can't come back until tomorrow morning, is it early?
Lust-love-crazy?It was the first time someone scolded me like this when I grew up so old, and it was still scolded by a foreign girl.Xiao Yu originally wanted to call to explain, but after thinking about it, he decided to forget it. He has always been too lazy to talk nonsense to women with big breasts and no brains. If he can figure it out, he will let her think about it. Can you make that girl run away under your nose?Besides, if you want to commit a crime, you won't stay at your house in broad daylight. Isn't this courting death?
Xiao Yu went back to the bedroom, slowly got dressed, went to the bathroom and picked up the bath towels on the floor and hung them up. Just as he was about to leave, he remembered that he had eaten someone else’s bread and milk this morning. He thought that everyone would be a unit from now on. Yes, just eat something, it doesn't matter, but now that I have become a sex-erotic-maniac, the nature is different.
He took out 100 yuan from his pocket and slapped it on the coffee table!
"Goodbye, Miss Anna with big breasts and no brains—"
At this moment, with a loud bang, the door of the room was slammed open.
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