The legend of the poisoner online game

"What the hell chivalry, you dare to come to China to get rid of a B like you? I told you that a man who fights for a woman is called a 2B in China. You are not even a 2B! You can count as a 3B at most! Bah !" Xiao Yu cursed at Jims who was lying on the ground, writhing in pain like a bean worm burned by charcoal fire.

"Duel, you still have a duel? Fuck, let's go." Xiao Yu took Diana and Li Zhien's arms one by one, walked around Jims on the ground, glared at Charles who was standing in a daze, and walked away... …

Charles was dumbfounded. He didn't recover until Xiao Yu turned around the corner and disappeared.

"Jims, Jims, are you all right? Are you all right?"

Charles squatted down. He saw that his friend's face was purple. He covered his crotch with both hands. There were beads of sweat on his forehead, tears and snot all over his face, and he curled up into a ball. , A painful voice squeezed out of his throat, this kick was really cruel.

Diana was pulled by Xiao Yu, like a robot that couldn't think. Following his lead, she turned around the corner, walked mechanically, and kept repeating the scene just now in her mind.

She never expected that Xiao Yu would strike without saying a word. As soon as she pulled out her arm, Xiao Yu's hand grabbed the finger Jims had pressed on his chin, and then he slammed With a push back, James' body immediately bent down, and then he kicked the opponent's crotch... hard, hard, and Diana felt that the sound was like a sudden explosion. It's like thunder-'boom'!

Li Zhien was much calmer than Diana, this little Korean beauty actually had a smile on her face, and the way she looked at Xiao Yu also changed, it felt like a fantasy-filled little loli staring at the hero in her heart.

……

"What's the matter? Boss, you've been staring at me with this look for a long time. Even if I'm handsome, you don't have to keep staring at me, right?"

In the hot pot restaurant, Diana, who was sitting opposite, stared at Xiao Yu with straight eyes, it felt like staring at a monster.

"You don't think I don't have the spirit of chivalry, do you?" Xiao Yu continued, "We all come from playing games. Do we still have one-on-one fights in field battles? Just now it was one-on-two, can I do it if I don't strike first? Alright boss, don’t look at me anymore, you can’t get enough of it, come here, I’ll give you a prawn..."

"Jims won't let it go, you're in big trouble, what can you do?" Diana finally spoke, for so long, all she saw was Jims bullying others, what happened today really made him She couldn't believe it.

Xiao Yu took a piece of lettuce and put it in his mouth: "Well, this dish is quite fresh, come on, Zhien, you can try it too..."

"Xiao Yu!" Diana was angry.

"Boss, I understand what you mean. Don't worry. With his little ability, he can't do anything to me. He will go back to work after he's full. Isn't the studio going to open this afternoon? Come, let's eat first... "

Diana frowned, and wanted to say something more, but she hesitated for a long time before saying anything, and finally only said two words: Thank you.

Diana was actually very happy in her heart. She didn't expect that the slovenly guy in front of her could beat Jims. This made her feel bad. Clearly, he wanted to challenge, and I agreed to all of them, which meant that it had started. He was stupid and even stretched out his finger to make a gesture there. It would be polite if I didn't break it.

However, what Diana was worried about was Jims' revenge, and he would not fail to avenge this revenge, and troubles in the future, alas, Diana was worried when she thought about it.

……

Back at the apartment, it was already 02:30 in the afternoon, Jims and Charles had already disappeared, Xiao Yu believed that with the kick just now, Jims would not be able to walk like a normal person within half a month.

The studio had been announced to be formally established in the morning meeting. The name was very rustic. It was suggested by Diana. It was called [Star] Studio. As soon as he got back to the apartment, Xiao Yu immediately asked Diana for a writing brush and a few pictures. The paper, with the words 'Star Studio' written on it, was pasted on the toilet door, the bedroom door, and the closet kitchen door.

"What are you doing?" Diana couldn't help asking when she saw Xiao Yu sticking these useless papers on the doors and windows of her house.

"Strengthen the impression lest it be forgotten,"

"..."

"Isn't this too ugly?" Li Zhien also felt that Xiao Yu was just making trouble, "However, your handwriting is pretty good."

"Does it need to be said? Do you want to post a poster at the door?" Xiao Yu asked, waving the last big-character poster left in his hand.

"No, no!" Diana quickly waved her hands.

"If you don't post it, how will others know that we are a studio?"

"For such a high-end apartment, even if you want to post it, you have to make a decent sign. How can you do that?"

"Okay then." Seeing Li Zhien nodding at the side, Xiao Yu had no choice but to throw the last big-character poster into the wastebasket.

……

Diana and Li Zhien hadn't entered the game yet. They took out the account cards and virtual glasses they had bought in advance, and went into their own rooms. When the door was closed, there was no more movement.

Back in her own room, Xiao Yu opened the window, switched on the electric fan she bought from the supermarket just now, lay on the bed, closed her eyes, and soon fell asleep.

I was really tired today, I was woken up by Li Zhien after two hours of sleep in the morning, and now I have enough food and drink, just to catch up on sleep.

This sleep time was not considered long. When Xiao Yu woke up, he found that it was just four o'clock in the afternoon. He opened the bedroom door and walked out. I wanted to go in and see how many levels they have and what profession they play, but after much deliberation, I still can't do it. It's a hot day, who doesn't want to cool off, in case the two of them play naked in the house without clothes The game, that scene... is really embarrassing and exciting.

Xiao Yu is a man, a normal man, and it's normal to see beautiful women thinking about it, not to mention that Diana and Li Zhien are the best among beauties, it's pure nonsense to say that they don't have any thoughts, okay? - Sex is a man's nature. Isn't there a lot of women who see handsome guys who can't move?It doesn't matter if you are in heat, stop with courtesy, it doesn't matter if you are romantic, just don't be obscene.If all the men can sit still, then the woman will not die.

After returning from the toilet, Xiao Yu turned on the computer, put on his eyes, and entered the game very quickly.

A series of 'ding-ding' sounds rang in the ear, and the small red icon of the private chat message blinked to remind Xiao Yu that someone was looking for you.

Opening the message bar, Xiao Yu saw that most of these were friend applications sent by players to him. Men asked for advice, women asked for support, some reported their measurements, and some left their QQ numbers and phone numbers number, and some even sent photos.

Looking at these, Xiao Yu thought it was funny, but at the same time he was a little confused, when did he become so famous?

Although I was on TV a few times at the beginning, there were too many people on TV. Last night, including those who shouted in the whole server, there were 8000 people hanging around on it. At the beginning, some people added themselves Friends, but I have ignored them all. When I logged out in the morning, the message notification was quiet. This time I went online, there were so many people. It seemed that I regarded myself as a rich man.

Xiao Yu used one-click cleaning method to filter out all the information of applying to add friends, and finally only six were left.

The first one is from Little Crescent Moon: "Dear Brother Guang, I have to go to sleep, this game is so fun, I will find you when I wake up, you must be sleeping right now? You should be sleeping soundly ? Then I won’t bother you, good night~no, good afternoon~”

Seeing the message from Little Crescent Moon, Xiao Yu's heart warmed up. This little girl is really a lady when she is not angry. Look at the sending time of the message. It is 53:24 in the afternoon. This girl has not been offline for [-] hours. .

The second one was sent by Hua Feihua: "Brother, my dear brother, why don't you go up? I'm already level 19, I really can't take it anymore, go to bed first, and play a dungeon at night~"

The third one is Dionysus Huahua: "Boss, I have to go to sleep. Now I am a little confused, and the wine is gone. If I continue to play, I may deny my relatives. I will entrust your bird to Eleven to raise it. You come up and find it." As long as he wants it, I think this kid is a bit unreliable, don't sell your bird, I warned him not to sell it, boss, you must get your bird back, and play after I wake up!"

Xiao Yu read it over and over several times, but it was awkward no matter how you read it.

The fourth one was sent by Yinyue 174th: "Patriarch, I put your bird in the blacksmith shop, and the blacksmith task cannot be accepted. The dwarf said that the iron ore is enough. I thought it was unlimited. It's a pity. Now there is no task anymore, I have to sleep, we will talk at night, by the way, I put all the money from selling arrows into the family warehouse, a total of [-] gold, and we are ranked first in the family wealth list! Haha, Made, It is estimated that there will be many beauties looking for you to take care of you, right?"

After reading Yinyue Eleven's message, Xiao Yu finally understood, no wonder so many people asked her to add friends just now, it was because of this.

The function of applying to join the family has been closed by Xiao Yu long ago, these players who add friends probably want to join the family.

Opening the family wealth list, Xiao Yu found that the pest family's funds topped the list with 174 gold, 2 gold more than No.67.

The fifth article was sent by the Dragon King of the East China Sea: "Master, are you down yet? Come up and write a letter, I have something to discuss with you."

The sixth item is a system prompt, reminding that the smithy task is temporarily closed, and it will be opened again when the dwarf is in a good mood.

Xiao Yu originally wanted to do two rounds of family missions, but now it seems that there is no way, he ran back to the family, and as soon as he reached the door of the blacksmith shop, the black starling flew out from inside and landed on Xiao Yu's shoulder.

"Oh my god~ Dad is here~" Hei Bage opened his broken voice and yelled, scaring Xiao Yu. How could this little bastard know new words again?

At this time, the Dragon King of the East China Sea sent another message: "Great God, are you coming up?"