The legend of the poisoner online game
0077 I won’t go online to kill you
After Xiao Yu's explanation, the two beauties were soon relieved.
Diana licked the corner of her mouth, frowned and said, "You mean, let Zhien and I use our beauty to seduce male players? To cheat money and equipment?"
"How can it be called cheating?" Xiao Yu's face darkened, and he said solemnly, "Have you ever been to the zoo?"
"I've been there." The two girls looked blank, not understanding why Xiao Yu was mentioning the zoo at this time.
"Is there a fee to see orangutans, tigers, lions, and elephants in the zoo?"
"Yes, tickets are required."
"Isn't that enough? You two are so beautiful, even more beautiful than the fairies in the sky. I have seen many beautiful women when I grow up, but women like Anna and Zhi En are really beautiful and have good temperament. I haven’t seen it before, think about it, orangutans and monkeys are so ugly that it costs money to go in and see them, but now that we see fairies, shouldn’t we give some money?”
The two beauties stared at Xiao Yu's words. There is no girl who doesn't like to be praised by others, but why does this guy have such a bad taste when he praises others?
"Are you talking about fairies or prostitutes?" Diana asked Xiao Yu with her head tilted.
Li Zhien gave Xiao Yu a blank look: "I knew he had nothing good to say."
Xiao Yu was very happy in his heart, but he didn't show it on his face: "How do you talk? If there is a male player who sees that you two are beautiful and insists on giving you a set of top-quality equipment, don't you accept it? Don't forget, see When they are beautiful, their mood will become better. This is the same effect as watching a good movie or a good online novel. It makes the body and mind happy, so it is natural to pay some material rewards. People live and their spiritual needs are what they need. The most important thing is that no amount of money can buy it, you don’t understand this truth, do you?”
"Besides, there are currently only three people in our studio. If you want to be snuffed out in the bud by others, then I can't help it. I said these are for the benefit of the studio. You can figure it out."
"What Xiao Yu said is also reasonable." Li Zhien said softly: "The beauty effect is the most popular in the game, but I still can't do it actively to seduce rich players in the game."
Diana nodded: "Me too!"
Xiao Yu: "Damn, who told you to seduce other men? Besides, who in the game can have money like me now?"
What Xiao Yu said this time is the truth, he is the richest player in the game right now, but he must be able to bring the money back to Novice Village.
Under Xiao Yu's persuasion, Diana and Li Zhien finally accepted his suggestion, which is to establish their own family. However, the two women agreed that the family they built would only accept female players and not any male players, which made Xiao Yu ruthless. The egg hurts.
What age is it now, and they still engage in feminism. Besides, girls play games, and few of them are good at playing games. A group of women's soldiers are fighting a family war. They will definitely not be the opponent of a group of old men. But since Diana is so Persisting, he didn't say anything else, everything has to go through a process, if a group of women's army is really formed, it may not be a bad thing.
Before logging into the game, Xiao Yu asked the IDs of the two girls. Li Zhien's name was [Chu Chu Zhi Yu], which was more in line with her image, but Diana's name was a bit nondescript. In Xiao Yu's mind, how could such a beauty It should also be named after Cleopatra, Queen of Greece and the like, but who knows that she is actually called [Han Gong Qiu Yue Leng]!
Xiao Yu gave Diana a thumbs-up: "Boss, it's still your name Jieshu, it's cool to hear it in summer!"
With a soft snort, Diana entered her bedroom and closed the door with a bang.
Sitting next to the computer again, Xiao Yu opened QQ, and the verification prompts sounded one after another. This is a friend request sent by Xiao Yueya and the others.
Xiao Yu opened the group chat and pulled them all in.
Hua Feihua was the first to speak: "Brother, what's the situation? Why are you not online anymore? I saw people all over the world saying that you are super bosses, looking for you everywhere, what is going on? "
Dionysus Hua Hua: "Boss, let's not tell Xiao Hua that he won't come to help when killing the Monkey King, and won't give him any equipment for a while!"
Hua Feihua: "Did you kill the Monkey King? What equipment did you use? Do you have anything I can use?"
Dionysus Huahua: "Who told you to kill the Monkey King? We killed Zhu Bajie!"
Hua Feihua: "Cut, I think you look like Zhu Bajie, brother, what's the matter?"
After listening to the two of them quarreling, Xiao Yu briefly explained what had happened.
"Damn it, so all of your bags are full of equipment? The worst is green equipment???" Hua Feihua exclaimed.
Dionysus Huahua: "You stupid bird, who wants to pretend for nothing?"
"Huahua, shut up!" Hua Feihua scolded.
Dionysus Huahua: "Shut up when you say shut up? Who do you think you are? The boss doesn't care about me. Why do you say me?"
"I don't care who cares about you? The boss is too lazy to talk about you."
"Nonsense, the boss is not lazy, he killed the most people today!"
"How many did he kill?"
"Ten! No, twelve, no, wait for me to think about it..."
"Okay, you two stop quarreling, let's get down to business first." Yinyue Eleven couldn't hold back any longer, and interjected while laughing.
"Si Feihua, I've been putting up with you for a long time. When you're fighting, you don't fucking come, and you bully Huahua when you come up. Do you want to die?" Little Yueya, who had been silent all this time, also opened her mouth.
"Sister-in-law, I'm sorry, I won't say anything..." Hua Feihua was frightened and fell silent.
At this time, there was a burst of explosive music in the voice, and then your father's voice sounded before he died: "Are you all there? I just looked at it, and there are people everywhere at the entrance of the valley. These guys may know We didn't leave the valley, especially the people from the Wuji Temple blocked the entrance of the valley, what should we do? We will be killed as soon as we go online."
"How do you know?" Little Crescent asked.
"I got it from Calabash Baby's computer, we all surf the Internet together." Your father said before he died.
"Then continue to wait." Xiao Yu said, "It's impossible for them to wander around the valley for 24 hours. It's only been half an hour now, and in one hour at most, they will definitely disperse."
"It's worth waiting 24 hours for a full bag of equipment!" Your father said with a smile before he died.
Hua Feihua: "Then I'll go ahead and listen to the news. If they withdraw, I'll call you online."
Xiao Yu: "Well, fine, we'll wait for you."
……
This is the tenth time that the Promise God of War has spoken. He led more than 200 people from the guild to stand guard at the gate of the uninhabited canyon. Watching the people from the major guilds coming in and out of the valley one after another, his heart became more and more anxious.
The longer the waiting time, the fewer people in the canyon. Just over half an hour later, the people who entered the valley ran out one after another, some of them were still cursing, and their ears were even more angry when they heard the God of War. Add fuel, if he didn't want to make extra troubles, I'm afraid he would have started fighting with these people long ago.
"God of War, waiting like this is not an option. If they just don't go online, should we just keep waiting?" A dozen members of the family also rushed over.
"Wait and see, don't worry."
He said that he was not in a hurry, and God of War knew in his heart that this was not an option. He thought well at first. After picking up the equipment, these guys must be in a hurry to get out of the canyon. I am afraid it will be too late for his own people to rush there. Announcement, there will definitely be countless players flocking into the valley to find them. Several of them have red names, and their names cannot be hidden. offline!
Go offline!Ma De, these grandsons are all offline!God of War gritted his teeth in hatred, but there was nothing he could do.
At this moment, someone sent him a message.
Promise Temple: "Let's get everyone to leave, let's go to our own business, let's have a meeting, come to the guild meeting room."
The Promise God of War stared at the sender's name for a while, and finally shouted: "Everyone go back, return to everyone, no more waiting." After saying this, the Promise God of War went offline directly.
The so-called family meeting room is actually a QQ group. There are not many people in this group, only twelve people. When Wuji God of War came in, he found that someone was already online.Usually, there will be no one here.
"I've watched all the videos you posted. I lost a few of them. They are indeed masters. According to the club's analysis, some of them have even reached professional standards." As the voice came out, the Promise God of War A profile picture of a middle-aged man in his 40s appeared on the computer screen in front of him.
"How many? How many are you talking about?" Seeing the image of the middle-aged man appearing on the screen, the Promise God of War became inexplicably nervous. The second day of Shen Jie's public beta test, his guild suffered such a big loss. Well, the club must not be able to explain it. The matter of his promotion has just begun to look a little bit, and now it seems to be in vain again.
"Yes, how many are there? The one who lost everything, Lian Yuqin, your father before he died, and the Silver Moon Eleven, all of them have the level of operation of a professional player." The middle-aged man said calmly.
The Promise God of War opened his mouth wide: "Mr. Zhang, can't you? Four professional players? This is too, too incredible..."
"The headquarters was also surprised, and wondered if it might be players from other clubs entering the game to find excitement, but the result of the research is that this possibility is unlikely. After all, let an international star play basketball with a group of elementary school students. No club would be willing to do such a boring thing."
Wuji God of War nodded again and again: "Well, Mr. Zhang is right, so I don't think I should be a member of the club."
"Although the loss this time is not small, it is only the early stage of the game. The days to come are still long. You are still young, and you still do not think about things. A newborn calf is not afraid of tigers. It really needs to be honed."
Hearing the middle-aged man's words, the Promise God of War broke out in cold sweat behind his back.
"Do you know where you went wrong in this operation?"
"I know, Mr. Zhang." Promise God of War paused for a second and then said: "I shouldn't act out of loyalty and mobilize all the elite groups for a BOSS, so that the strength of our guild will be exposed at once..."
"Wrong!" The middle-aged man's voice suddenly became severe: "The elite group originally existed to protect the honor of the guild. They are knives, guns, and killing machines! Just to grab a gold boss, don't say you mobilized A few elite regiments, even if all the hidden powers are used, there is nothing wrong with it!"
"Winning or losing in the game is a common thing. It's not your fault that you were killed by the boss, but you should never have to. You shouldn't shout on the whole server, saying that there is no one in the canyon. The ultimate boss, in the name of the guild, has sworn to appeal to all players to go to the uninhabited canyon, now? Where is the boss? Where are the people? Don’t you think that people can go offline????”
Sweat dripped from the forehead of the Promise God of War 'shua'.
Diana licked the corner of her mouth, frowned and said, "You mean, let Zhien and I use our beauty to seduce male players? To cheat money and equipment?"
"How can it be called cheating?" Xiao Yu's face darkened, and he said solemnly, "Have you ever been to the zoo?"
"I've been there." The two girls looked blank, not understanding why Xiao Yu was mentioning the zoo at this time.
"Is there a fee to see orangutans, tigers, lions, and elephants in the zoo?"
"Yes, tickets are required."
"Isn't that enough? You two are so beautiful, even more beautiful than the fairies in the sky. I have seen many beautiful women when I grow up, but women like Anna and Zhi En are really beautiful and have good temperament. I haven’t seen it before, think about it, orangutans and monkeys are so ugly that it costs money to go in and see them, but now that we see fairies, shouldn’t we give some money?”
The two beauties stared at Xiao Yu's words. There is no girl who doesn't like to be praised by others, but why does this guy have such a bad taste when he praises others?
"Are you talking about fairies or prostitutes?" Diana asked Xiao Yu with her head tilted.
Li Zhien gave Xiao Yu a blank look: "I knew he had nothing good to say."
Xiao Yu was very happy in his heart, but he didn't show it on his face: "How do you talk? If there is a male player who sees that you two are beautiful and insists on giving you a set of top-quality equipment, don't you accept it? Don't forget, see When they are beautiful, their mood will become better. This is the same effect as watching a good movie or a good online novel. It makes the body and mind happy, so it is natural to pay some material rewards. People live and their spiritual needs are what they need. The most important thing is that no amount of money can buy it, you don’t understand this truth, do you?”
"Besides, there are currently only three people in our studio. If you want to be snuffed out in the bud by others, then I can't help it. I said these are for the benefit of the studio. You can figure it out."
"What Xiao Yu said is also reasonable." Li Zhien said softly: "The beauty effect is the most popular in the game, but I still can't do it actively to seduce rich players in the game."
Diana nodded: "Me too!"
Xiao Yu: "Damn, who told you to seduce other men? Besides, who in the game can have money like me now?"
What Xiao Yu said this time is the truth, he is the richest player in the game right now, but he must be able to bring the money back to Novice Village.
Under Xiao Yu's persuasion, Diana and Li Zhien finally accepted his suggestion, which is to establish their own family. However, the two women agreed that the family they built would only accept female players and not any male players, which made Xiao Yu ruthless. The egg hurts.
What age is it now, and they still engage in feminism. Besides, girls play games, and few of them are good at playing games. A group of women's soldiers are fighting a family war. They will definitely not be the opponent of a group of old men. But since Diana is so Persisting, he didn't say anything else, everything has to go through a process, if a group of women's army is really formed, it may not be a bad thing.
Before logging into the game, Xiao Yu asked the IDs of the two girls. Li Zhien's name was [Chu Chu Zhi Yu], which was more in line with her image, but Diana's name was a bit nondescript. In Xiao Yu's mind, how could such a beauty It should also be named after Cleopatra, Queen of Greece and the like, but who knows that she is actually called [Han Gong Qiu Yue Leng]!
Xiao Yu gave Diana a thumbs-up: "Boss, it's still your name Jieshu, it's cool to hear it in summer!"
With a soft snort, Diana entered her bedroom and closed the door with a bang.
Sitting next to the computer again, Xiao Yu opened QQ, and the verification prompts sounded one after another. This is a friend request sent by Xiao Yueya and the others.
Xiao Yu opened the group chat and pulled them all in.
Hua Feihua was the first to speak: "Brother, what's the situation? Why are you not online anymore? I saw people all over the world saying that you are super bosses, looking for you everywhere, what is going on? "
Dionysus Hua Hua: "Boss, let's not tell Xiao Hua that he won't come to help when killing the Monkey King, and won't give him any equipment for a while!"
Hua Feihua: "Did you kill the Monkey King? What equipment did you use? Do you have anything I can use?"
Dionysus Huahua: "Who told you to kill the Monkey King? We killed Zhu Bajie!"
Hua Feihua: "Cut, I think you look like Zhu Bajie, brother, what's the matter?"
After listening to the two of them quarreling, Xiao Yu briefly explained what had happened.
"Damn it, so all of your bags are full of equipment? The worst is green equipment???" Hua Feihua exclaimed.
Dionysus Huahua: "You stupid bird, who wants to pretend for nothing?"
"Huahua, shut up!" Hua Feihua scolded.
Dionysus Huahua: "Shut up when you say shut up? Who do you think you are? The boss doesn't care about me. Why do you say me?"
"I don't care who cares about you? The boss is too lazy to talk about you."
"Nonsense, the boss is not lazy, he killed the most people today!"
"How many did he kill?"
"Ten! No, twelve, no, wait for me to think about it..."
"Okay, you two stop quarreling, let's get down to business first." Yinyue Eleven couldn't hold back any longer, and interjected while laughing.
"Si Feihua, I've been putting up with you for a long time. When you're fighting, you don't fucking come, and you bully Huahua when you come up. Do you want to die?" Little Yueya, who had been silent all this time, also opened her mouth.
"Sister-in-law, I'm sorry, I won't say anything..." Hua Feihua was frightened and fell silent.
At this time, there was a burst of explosive music in the voice, and then your father's voice sounded before he died: "Are you all there? I just looked at it, and there are people everywhere at the entrance of the valley. These guys may know We didn't leave the valley, especially the people from the Wuji Temple blocked the entrance of the valley, what should we do? We will be killed as soon as we go online."
"How do you know?" Little Crescent asked.
"I got it from Calabash Baby's computer, we all surf the Internet together." Your father said before he died.
"Then continue to wait." Xiao Yu said, "It's impossible for them to wander around the valley for 24 hours. It's only been half an hour now, and in one hour at most, they will definitely disperse."
"It's worth waiting 24 hours for a full bag of equipment!" Your father said with a smile before he died.
Hua Feihua: "Then I'll go ahead and listen to the news. If they withdraw, I'll call you online."
Xiao Yu: "Well, fine, we'll wait for you."
……
This is the tenth time that the Promise God of War has spoken. He led more than 200 people from the guild to stand guard at the gate of the uninhabited canyon. Watching the people from the major guilds coming in and out of the valley one after another, his heart became more and more anxious.
The longer the waiting time, the fewer people in the canyon. Just over half an hour later, the people who entered the valley ran out one after another, some of them were still cursing, and their ears were even more angry when they heard the God of War. Add fuel, if he didn't want to make extra troubles, I'm afraid he would have started fighting with these people long ago.
"God of War, waiting like this is not an option. If they just don't go online, should we just keep waiting?" A dozen members of the family also rushed over.
"Wait and see, don't worry."
He said that he was not in a hurry, and God of War knew in his heart that this was not an option. He thought well at first. After picking up the equipment, these guys must be in a hurry to get out of the canyon. I am afraid it will be too late for his own people to rush there. Announcement, there will definitely be countless players flocking into the valley to find them. Several of them have red names, and their names cannot be hidden. offline!
Go offline!Ma De, these grandsons are all offline!God of War gritted his teeth in hatred, but there was nothing he could do.
At this moment, someone sent him a message.
Promise Temple: "Let's get everyone to leave, let's go to our own business, let's have a meeting, come to the guild meeting room."
The Promise God of War stared at the sender's name for a while, and finally shouted: "Everyone go back, return to everyone, no more waiting." After saying this, the Promise God of War went offline directly.
The so-called family meeting room is actually a QQ group. There are not many people in this group, only twelve people. When Wuji God of War came in, he found that someone was already online.Usually, there will be no one here.
"I've watched all the videos you posted. I lost a few of them. They are indeed masters. According to the club's analysis, some of them have even reached professional standards." As the voice came out, the Promise God of War A profile picture of a middle-aged man in his 40s appeared on the computer screen in front of him.
"How many? How many are you talking about?" Seeing the image of the middle-aged man appearing on the screen, the Promise God of War became inexplicably nervous. The second day of Shen Jie's public beta test, his guild suffered such a big loss. Well, the club must not be able to explain it. The matter of his promotion has just begun to look a little bit, and now it seems to be in vain again.
"Yes, how many are there? The one who lost everything, Lian Yuqin, your father before he died, and the Silver Moon Eleven, all of them have the level of operation of a professional player." The middle-aged man said calmly.
The Promise God of War opened his mouth wide: "Mr. Zhang, can't you? Four professional players? This is too, too incredible..."
"The headquarters was also surprised, and wondered if it might be players from other clubs entering the game to find excitement, but the result of the research is that this possibility is unlikely. After all, let an international star play basketball with a group of elementary school students. No club would be willing to do such a boring thing."
Wuji God of War nodded again and again: "Well, Mr. Zhang is right, so I don't think I should be a member of the club."
"Although the loss this time is not small, it is only the early stage of the game. The days to come are still long. You are still young, and you still do not think about things. A newborn calf is not afraid of tigers. It really needs to be honed."
Hearing the middle-aged man's words, the Promise God of War broke out in cold sweat behind his back.
"Do you know where you went wrong in this operation?"
"I know, Mr. Zhang." Promise God of War paused for a second and then said: "I shouldn't act out of loyalty and mobilize all the elite groups for a BOSS, so that the strength of our guild will be exposed at once..."
"Wrong!" The middle-aged man's voice suddenly became severe: "The elite group originally existed to protect the honor of the guild. They are knives, guns, and killing machines! Just to grab a gold boss, don't say you mobilized A few elite regiments, even if all the hidden powers are used, there is nothing wrong with it!"
"Winning or losing in the game is a common thing. It's not your fault that you were killed by the boss, but you should never have to. You shouldn't shout on the whole server, saying that there is no one in the canyon. The ultimate boss, in the name of the guild, has sworn to appeal to all players to go to the uninhabited canyon, now? Where is the boss? Where are the people? Don’t you think that people can go offline????”
Sweat dripped from the forehead of the Promise God of War 'shua'.
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