The legend of the poisoner online game

Xiao Yu will wake up within three hours after staying up all night.This is a habit developed over the years.

Today is no exception.It's just that this time she didn't wake up naturally, but was called out by someone - Diana.

"Boss, why did you wake me up so early?" Xiao Yu was lying on the bed, and Diana was standing by the bed. She was wearing a pink nightdress. The skirt was obviously a bit short, and the hem could only cover three-thirds of her thighs. One, the rest of it is just so naked - exposed in front of Xiao Yu, Xiao Yu looks at the fair and delicate skin and wants to pounce on it and take a bite.

"I want to go back to school." Diana said while sitting on Xiao Yu's computer chair.

"Go back, that's why you called me up? I'm sure." Xiao Yu was facing inward when he was sleeping. He wanted to turn around while talking, but he felt something was wrong. Turned back.

"I want you to go back with me," Diana said again.

"Huh? I'll accompany you?"

"What? Can't you?"

"Okay, of course, what are you doing when you go back? Where's Zhien?"

Diana: "She was sleeping. She didn't log off until after five o'clock this morning. She rarely stays overnight."

"Aren't you the same? It's better for girls to stay up late, otherwise they will age prematurely."

"It's okay, I'm used to it, I'm going to [Skull Cave] tonight? I'm only level 15, is it enough?" Diana talked about the game again.

Xiao Yu: "Arguably not enough, but let's see who leads the team, don't worry."

Diana: "Then you have to protect me and don't let me hang up."

"No problem, you won't die even if I die, um... If you want to go back to school, shouldn't you go back and change your clothes?"

"Well, I'll change it now."

Watching Diana walk out of the bedroom, Xiao Yu pressed his neck with his hands, he was exhausted from turning his head and talking just now, and he would have cramp after talking like this for a while.

"Made, men are really troublesome. Every day when you sleep and wake up, you will be hard. What's the use of this thing being too big? Make it thicker, it doesn't have to be so long..." Xiao Yu stared at her lower body and muttered helplessly .

Fortunately, I was facing inward when I was sleeping just now, otherwise it would be embarrassing for Diana to see it. Xiao Yu worked hard, and the Optimus Prime under his crotch gradually softened.

……

"I really hope it's summer all year round." Walking on the street, Xiao Yu was obliged to help Diana hold up the sun umbrella.

"Why do you say that?" Diana wore a denim skirt and a white T-shirt on her upper body. Through the thin shirt, the pink underwear covering the two mountains on her chest was faintly visible.

"Girls don't wear much in summer, men have good eyesight." Xiao Yu said while looking around.

Diana smiled: "Men are all virtuous, lustful!"

"Well, that's true." Xiao Yu nodded and admitted: "However, after all, women wear beautiful clothes on the street, isn't it for the sake of showing men? If men don't appreciate them, she will feel boring, and she may commit suicide in despair. No, but disappointment and sadness are unavoidable."

Diana shrugged: "False, it is natural for girls to love beauty, and the first reason to wear beautiful clothes is because they feel comfortable. I never thought of dressing myself deliberately to please others. Men nowadays look at you with lustful eyes. Mischievous, just thinking about it makes me sick to my stomach.”

Xiao Yu: "That's because you haven't met someone you like. Once you meet, your thoughts will change completely. Women are the ones who please you. Do you understand this?"

Diana thought for a while: "Maybe, what about you? Judging by your old-fashioned appearance, you should be quite old, right? Do you have a girlfriend?"

Xiao Yu: "There used to be."

Diana: "And now?"

Xiao Yu: "It's all lost."

Diana: "Hehe, is this the meaning of your name in the game?"

Xiao Yu: "Well, sooner or later I will win back."

Looking at Xiao Yu's serious look, Diana couldn't tell whether he was joking or not.

"What kind of girl do you like?" Diana asked again.

Xiao Yu: "Just look good."

Diana: "What about the others?"

Xiao Yu: "Be honest, don't lie to me!"

……

The distance from the apartment to the school is not too far, Xiao Yu walked and chatted with Diana, and arrived soon.

On the way, Xiao Yu also figured out why Diana asked him to accompany her, three words: to be a coolie!

Diana is already a senior student. She just started school a few days ago. Since it is the last year of the four-year university, there are very few courses. Living in the apartment for a long time, the main reason for bringing Xiao Yu here is to carry bags.

Walking on the campus, seeing couples walking together shoulder to shoulder, Xiao Yu stared at them without hesitation, really envious, going to college is good, carefree, and You can fall in love, but he soon discovered another problem: the girls in this school are really ugly.

He is looking at others, and others are also looking at him. It is not uncommon for a Chinese boy and a foreign girl to walk together, but if the gap between the two is too large, the eyes of the people around will change.

Needless to say, Diana's beauty is the typical kind that both men and women can eat.

But Xiao Yu's image is really unflattering. He is wearing sunglasses, smoking a cigarette, and his hair is messed up, like a hen's coop that has been ravaged by wild dogs. He is wearing street slippers that cost 10 yuan a pair. The jeans on his lower body have already faded due to too much washing, and the black T-shirt on his upper body seems a bit small, wrapped around him like a torn rag, but the sun umbrella in his hand is quite beautiful, and the The beauty just put together a set.

"A flower stuck in the cow dung!" A couple who couldn't see it deliberately mumbled as they passed by Xiao Yu.

"That's better than no flowers, and a dog's tail planted." Xiao Yu replied in a loud and loud voice, and Diana was so angry that she twisted his arm hard.

"Who are you talking about?" The couple stopped after hearing the voice.

"What do you think?" Xiao Yu also stopped. He turned around and looked up and down at the couple in front of him. The man was 1.7 meters five and very thin. He looked like Brother Monkey in the new version of Journey to the West. , and the girl holding his hand was at least twice as thick as him, with three or four swimming rings on her waist, she looked like Zhu Bajie's younger sister.

This monkey brother didn't see Xiao Yu's appearance clearly just now, but now that he looks at him face to face, the kid in sunglasses is really not small. Although he is dressed in sloppy clothes, his body shape is very standard. Lao Gao's front muscles are bulging, and his two arms are as thick as the hind legs of a bay red horse. Compared with him, he is not a heavyweight at all.

"Husband, let's go, I'm in a hurry to buy a skirt, the store will close when it's late."

The little sister Zhu next to Brother Hou also saw the gap between the two. The guy in front of him looked like a hooligan, and he really wanted to fight. Just from his physique, he could tell that Brother Monkey was definitely not his opponent. .

Looking at the couple who left angrily, Diana poked Xiao Yu's arm: "Seeing how fierce you were just now, do you really want to fight?"

Xiao Yu chuckled: "How can I, am I that kind of person?"

"But that girl dares to wear a skirt even though she is so fat. I really admire her courage." Diana recalled what little sister Zhu said just now.

"What would you do if you were as fat as her?" Xiao Yu asked curiously.

Diana: "Suicide by jumping into the sea!"

The dormitory building for foreign students is not far from the school entrance. It is a six-story square European-style building. The simple architectural decoration style made Xiao Yu think of those noble castles described in knightly novels at first sight.

"What I like most about this school is the dormitory building for foreign students." Diana said with emotion.

"I'll build you one later." Xiao Yu said casually, and then added: "In the game."

"Scared me, I thought it was in reality." Diana said with a smile.

Xiao Yu: "In reality? It's not impossible in reality."

"Hehe, do you know how much this building is worth?"

"No matter how high the value is, it is created by people. If others can do it, why can't I?" Xiao Yu said lightly.

Diana turned her head to look at Xiao Yu.

"What's wrong? Why are you looking at me like this? Don't believe me?"

Diana shook her head: "It's not that I don't believe it, but it's unrealistic, at least based on what we're doing now..."

"What if I can?" Xiao Yu interrupted Diana: "I mean, if I rely on the income in the game, can I build such a castle in reality?"

"Then..." Diana thought for a while, then suddenly smiled mischievously: "I'll marry you!"

Xiao Yu stared into Diana's eyes for a while, then smiled: "Okay, this is what you said, it's a deal! Don't go back on your word!"

"Well, I will never go back on my word!"

This is a joke, it was originally a joke, at least Diana thought it was a joke, but what about Xiao Yu?

"I'm sorry, this is a special apartment for international students. Chinese students and other casual people are not allowed to go up." Arriving at the door of the apartment, Xiao Yu was just about to follow Diana upstairs when a young security guard in uniform stopped him.

"What kind of rule is this?" Xiao Yu frowned, looking at Diana who was at the side.

"I'm going to move some things out. He's my friend, and he's here to help me carry my luggage. Can you accommodate me?" From Diana's words, Xiao Yu could tell that the security guard didn't deliberately make things difficult for him.

"Then, come and register, it can't last longer than half an hour."

Following the security guards to the guard room, Xiao Yu picked up a pen on the table and began to fill in his own information in a yellow notebook.

At this moment, a person came out from the back room of the guard room. This person was also wearing a security uniform, and his stature was a little shorter than the one just now: "Xiao Wang, how long did you play last night? Did you gain anything? Where is 007? not coming?"

"No, he stayed up all night yesterday, so he probably hasn't woken up yet." The security guard named Xiao Wang replied while telling Xiao Yu how to fill in the registration information.

"This kid is really lucky. He exploded a red weapon just two days ago. It's still level 15. I'm still using level 5 blue equipment. Hey, God's Tribulation is a game where equipment is too difficult to fight." The security guard who came out later complained.

"You can pull it down, his weapon didn't explode, it was given by someone else."

"Given it by someone else? Damn, who? Who is so generous? Even a red weapon can be given to him? Let me just say, with his character, it would be very popular to be able to explode a green outfit. Level 15 Hongwu, is there something wrong with the system program?"

"He took a good job and helped others to be an undercover agent in that 'pest' family. The patriarch exploded when he took him to play a dungeon, and then gave it to him..."

Hearing this, Xiao Yu and Diana looked at the security guard named Xiao Wang together.

"Brother Security, do you also play God Tribulation?" Xiao Yu asked with a smile.

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(Xiao Jiu also built a book friend group like others. The group number is [323198893]. Everyone understands what it means? You don’t belong to the group when you read books. Men play small jj a hundred times, and women play... two hundred times.)