The legend of the poisoner online game

"Boss, I only know how to drink, but I don't know how to recite couplets." The Dionysus Huahua said with a sad face.

"Patriarch, I don't know how, I haven't graduated from elementary school." I, 008, also said.

"Brother, I'm not good at this." Hua Feihua also came over.

Diana and Li Zhien, the two foreign girls looked at Xiao Yu and shook their heads helplessly: "We don't even know how to do it."

Xiao Yu looked at Lao Hei, this buddy was sitting on the painting cat, and with his concentration, he knew that there was no hope.

"What are you afraid of? Let's see what couplets they come up with first!" Yinyue Eleven said lightly.

Your father coughed before he died, and every member of the sex club looked at him with a smile on his face, as if they were confident about the victory of this game.

"Brother, in order to make it easier to judge the outcome, we only have one upper couplet, and then, one side will follow up with one line, and whoever fails to catch up will lose. What do you think?" Your father said while grabbing his sleeves before he died.

Xiao Yu: "Okay, brother, you can go out."

Before your father died: "My first couplet is: [Shandong Luohuashenghualuodongshan]! Brothers of the pest family, please listen carefully. This sentence has a clear meaning and the same pronunciation regardless of righteous thoughts or negative thoughts. Your second couplet It must be consistent, well, let’s start, please read the second line—”

Xiao Yu frowned, he didn't expect your father to come up with such a couplet before he died, he was silent for a few seconds, and just about to speak, Yinyue Eleven said: "My next couplet is: [Shanxi Changsheng The tree grows on the west mountain.”

"Okay! That's right!" All the members of the pest family applauded.

"My next sentence is: [Huangshan larch leaves and Luoshan yellow]!" The sex-yongshe family immediately shouted loudly.

"[The woodcutter in Nanshan woodcutters in the south of the mountain]." Xiao Yu answered.

Before everyone could applaud, someone from the sex agency spoke up again: "[Shanghai tap water comes from the sea]!"

"[The car parks in front of the front door parking lot]!" This time it was the field monk who answered the question. I didn't expect this buddy to have a diploma.

Sex Club: "[Beijing Wolong Temple Dragon Wo Jingbei]!"

Lian Yuqin: "【West Lake Pleasure Boat Tour West Lake】!"

Xingyongshe: "[Great Wall Computer calculates the mayor]!"

Little Crescent: "[Downhill Wrangler Ma Mushanxia]!"

Xingyongshe: "[Zhongshan Freight Station transports goods in the mountains]!"

The kitten demon: "[Fragrant Mountain Red Leaves and Fallen Leaves Red Mountain Fragrance]!"

Xingyongshe: "[Border town winds back to the edge of the city]!"

Up to this point, Xiao Yu finally understood that this couplet sex club must have practiced a lot in normal times, and his own people racked their brains to come up with a pair, but they just opened their mouths, and it felt like they were prepared in advance. Similarly, you don't even have to think about it. If you want to win them, the only way is to squeeze out their inventory, or you will definitely lose.

Xiao Yu looked at Yinyue Eleven, and Eleven was also frowning: "It's not right, it's too difficult, they came prepared."

"Haha, brothers of pests, are you sorry? Then quickly admit defeat, quickly admit defeat, haha..."

All the sex club members burst out laughing.

Half a minute later, Xiao Yu finally said another sentence: "[Binhai Lianfeng Mountain Peak Lianbinhai]!"

The members of the sex agency suddenly became silent. They looked at me and you, each with a blank face. From that look, the words prepared in advance should be almost used.

"【Beijing-North Oil Pipeline to Beijing】!" Shan Xie Renyi from the sex agency finally remembered another sentence.

"Okay, great, good at undressing human clothes, I will let you untie my sister's clothes tonight..." Sister Bai Tiebuqi ran forward and kissed the face of the person who was good at undressing human clothes.

"【Changchun Jingyuetan Moon Tranquil Spring】!" A minute later, Yinyue Shiyi also choked out a sentence.

The members of the sex agency became dumb again, all of them frowned, and looked at your father with empty eyes before he died.

"Fuck!" Your father yelled loudly before he died, "【Big Wave Mermaid Minami Big】!"

'Shua...', as soon as your father finished saying this before he died, the faces of the five beauties from the pest family immediately turned red.

Unexpectedly, the sex agency has such a skill.

"Admit defeat, brother of the vermin family!" The members of the sex agency were excited again, some whistled, some broke danced, they laughed, jumped, hugged each other, and started to celebrate the victory.

At this time, a group of lights appeared in the passage on the left, and the players of the Proud World Guild finally came out of the maze.

"Brothers, you lost. The world-defying people are here. Remember our agreement, one boss and one piece of equipment..." Your father patted Xiao Yu on the shoulder before he died, and Xiao Yu gave a wry smile. I really can't think of the next link.

"All right……"

"Boss!" Just as Xiao Yu was about to admit defeat, Dionysus Huahua suddenly called out, "Look at the team chat, what does Brother Guo mean?"

Brother Baiguo came to memorize: "[Go to the playground tomorrow and practice until dawn]!"

Quiet, extremely quiet, everyone's eyes are focused on Lao Hei, this black-faced Zhang Fei who has never heard him speak, unexpectedly has such a skill, looking at his tall figure of nearly 1.9 meters, burly and thick chest On the back, there is a sturdy face with a tiger head, leopard eyes and beards, and several monsters from the sex agency are thinking at the same time: With this body, this buddy may really have the strength of X to dawn...

The sex agency lost, and they were convinced.

……

"Are you here early?"

Ao Shi Fengyun looked surprised, he always thought that Xiao Yu was lying to him, that more than 100 of them hadn't gotten out of the maze, how many of them got out so quickly?Even if they were lucky and didn't get lost, the monsters in the maze were enough for them to kill for a while. Now that Xiao Yu and others actually appeared at the entrance of the fifth floor, he was somewhat surprised.

"After a while, hehe, how do you get down from the 5th floor? You have a lot of people, should you send one in to check the situation?" Xiao Yu asked with a smile.

"No problem, Mingxia, let's go in one." Ao Shi Fengyun shouted behind him.

"Okay, I'll come in this time!" A famous hero instantly disappeared.

Only five seconds passed.

"There is an ambush below, he died..." Ao Shi Fengyun said with a wry smile.

Xiao Yu: "Did you see anyone? How many are there?"

Aoshi Fengyun: "I didn't see anyone, there was a trap on the ground, and it was pitch black, so he didn't dare to turn on the light."

"No one? Could it be that all the drunk and happy people have withdrawn? Into the next floor?"

From memory, Xiao Yu knew that the fifth floor of the Skull Cave was called the "Hall of the Dead". This map is much simpler than the first, second, and third floors. There is no place to hide outside the ten coffins. If Zui Xiaoyao really wants to attack the Proud World Guild head-on, this map is undoubtedly the most suitable.

"Not sure, I'll send someone in to find out."

Ao Shi Feng Yun was straightforward, he gave an order, and another famous hero sneaked into the fifth floor invisibly.

"Tell him to stay where he is after entering, don't run around, and be careful of the mines nearby." Xiao Yu reminded.

"There's no one inside, it's pitch black." The famous hero inside quickly replied.

Xiao Yu: "Let him listen to the sound of monsters nearby."

"Yes, I can hear strange voices."

"That's right. The drunk and carefree person should not be nearby. Find someone to take Lei away. It's safe near the fifth-floor gate."

The job of Teng Lei is naturally none other than the monk. Since there are no famous heroes hiding in the dark, under the protection of several doctors, all the traps buried near the fifth-floor door were detonated one by one.

"I have never been to this map, it seems to be a hall." Ao Shifengyun asked.

Xiao Yu: "It looks like this, how do you fight? One side? This is already the fifth floor, and it won't be long before we can go down to the seventh floor."

"Why don't you form a team, in case you run into someone who is drunk and happy." Ao Shi Fengyun finally put forward the request to form a team, Xiao Yu secretly sneered, he really understands the prudence of game players Well, this guy thought he had few people, poor equipment, and low monster-clearing efficiency and refused to group himself, but after the monster-clearing competition in the four-story maze, he had already seen how powerful his group was, so he thought of taking the initiative to pull himself join the group.

"okay."

After joining the team of the Proud World Guild, Xiao Yu began to give everyone a pre-war training class in the family chat: "When you see something good, you must be quick with your hands and feet. When you grab something, you must pay attention to your skills, and you must pay attention to cooperation. Remember the four-character mantra : One fast, two accurate, third block, four lead!"

"Quickly, it means that you have to act quickly. You must act as soon as you see something. First come, first served. Everyone understands this truth."

"Second precision, it means that the shot must be accurate, don't go in the wrong direction at that time, obviously picked up the gold equipment and ran to the blue equipment, this and the soon to be matched together, complement each other, only fast or not, waste of effort, only accurate or not fast , also nonsense."

"Third gear refers to the coordination skills. Just now, when I was grabbing the explosive equipment of the skeleton warrior on the fourth floor, if I hadn't blocked your father before he died, Little Crescent Moon might not have been able to grab the blueprint, so tell me Everyone, when you find that it is too late for you to do it yourself, you must learn to create opportunities for your companions. This is cooperation. When teammates are together, you must think of the word "cooperation"! Whether it is PK, fighting bosses, or leveling up to grab things, you must cooperate, this is the foundation of being king!"

"Four references refer to attracting monsters. This is mainly used when grabbing the items exploded by [non-team] players. You also know that we cannot pick up the items exploded by others within 1 minute. At this time, in order to delay time, In the case of insufficient manpower, the best way is to attract the nearby monsters, let the monsters block the items, so that they cannot pick them up, wait for 60 seconds, and then we will do it..."

At the same time that Xiao Yu was training on grabbing things on the family channel, your father also started preaching in the sex agency family before his death.

"Our family has now climbed into a big guild. What is the big guild? They are nonsense, they are exploited by TM, what is an elite group? It is ordinary players who spend tens of thousands of equipment money, even Hundreds of thousands of players supply hundreds of people, can we not be elites? If a lady in our store brings tens of thousands of money to spend for me, I'm richer than the president of the United Nations. So, now that we have a relationship, we can climb the big If you have a guild, you have to learn to use it, how to use it, I have 10 strategies, the first..."

What does it mean to lure wolves into a house? The members of the Proud World Guild never imagined that the people who teamed up with them would suffer such damage. They were killing monsters and stealing things, and at the same time they were plotting against themselves. Who the hell is this!

"Feng-chest, I just got good news and bad news, which one do you want to hear first?" Ao Shi Feng Yun, who was busy killing monsters, suddenly heard Xiao Yu calling him.