The legend of the poisoner online game
0139 The hunter goes up the mountain and is attacked by a bear
(Today's first update)
"Okay, okay, boss, what joke are you telling?" Dionysus Huahua laughed as soon as she heard a joke, and the black starling also flew down from the statue at this time, and landed on Huahua's head, waiting to hear something fresh.
"This joke is not very elegant, lesbians should listen carefully." Xiao Yu said with a smile, and he didn't care about the rolling of the eyes of all the beauties, and started talking on his own: "Once upon a time, there was a hunter, one day , This hunter went up to the mountain to hunt, but he met a bear, unexpectedly, the bear was much stronger than him, not only failed to hunt, but also let the bear pin him to the ground and raped him.”
"Boss, is this hunter a woman? How could she be raped?" Dionysus Huahua asked in confusion.
Hua Feihua: "Men can't be raped? Don't interrupt! Don't interrupt while listening to the story."
"Oh." Huahua fell silent.
Xiao Yu went on to say: "After returning home, the hunter was very unconvinced. He rested for a few days, recovered from his injuries, and went up the mountain to find the bear to settle the score. However, he still didn't beat anyone, and was raped by the bear again. Yes, this time the action is even more violent than last time."
Dionysus Huahua: "Huh? This huntress is really unlucky."
Hua Feihua gave Huahua a blank look: "Brother, don't pay attention to Huahua, what happened next?"
"Later, the hunter returned home, rested for more than ten days, and went up the mountain to seek revenge from the bear. This time..."
"I know!" Before Xiao Yu could finish speaking, Huahua interrupted again: "This time, I must have been raped by Xiong again, and the action was more violent. Boss, am I right?"
"No." Xiao Yu shook his head, he glanced at the insecticide player who was approaching this way: "This time, the bear couldn't help laughing wildly when he saw the hunter, and said: MGBD, are you a f*** hunter or not?" Came here to prostitute? Are you addicted after being fucked?"
"Hahahahaha..."
The pest family, including the five beauties, couldn't help laughing out loud, but Xiao Yu's face suddenly darkened, and he pointed at the insecticide player and shouted: "Brothers (bears) of pests, the hunters have gone up the mountain. What do you say??"
"Fuck him!!!"
All the male compatriots, plus the little cat demon and little crescent moon, rushed up to meet the team of the insecticide family with a loud shout...
The fate of the insecticide family is not much better than that of the hunters. In less than 3 minutes, King Invincible and others who were in charge of luring the enemy head-on were defeated and defeated. Xia's invisibility time is only 30 seconds, and they only start to hide when they run to the statue with the team. This time, they didn't expect that the other party would not attack the statue, but took the initiative to attack, so the two children want to leave the team after they are invisible. It was too late.
No need to be reminded, Lian Yuqin has already set her sights on the real man. Although the famous hero disappeared after being invisible, the sound of Lian Yuqin just shrouded them in the attack range, and saw a blue The sound waves spread from Lian Yuqin's body to the surroundings, and the insecticide members consciously escaped from this restricted area, which provided convenience for Li Zhien's "detection of enemies" trap. She only buried two of them and found out The position of the famous hero after invisibility, had no choice but to use lightness kung fu to fly out of the range of the piano sound, and since then, their invisibility would have been invalidated.
Fiasco, another fiasco!
After five confrontations, more than half of the insecticide family members have died three times, and their level has also become level 19.
"Tianzi, are you still fighting?" Wang Wangdi asked, this guy has been beaten completely without temper.
"I think it's better not to fight." The best Gao Fushuai said: "The gap in strength is too big, and it will be in vain to die again. Their people are too skilled, and they have different tricks every time. Although I don't want to admit that we are weak, But to be honest, our family just can’t compare with others, I have to admit it.”
Yue She Yue Yong also said: "I agree with what Ji Pin said, if you go again, you will just give away the equipment for nothing. Now everyone is relegated, and their strength is not as good as before. Aren't we going to attack them tonight? After the family war is over, we will organize a counterattack , I will take revenge when the time comes!"
"Fuck, I'm so mad!" The real man's face was livid, and his teeth were clucking: "The counterattack will only take place tomorrow, and I can't fight tonight. This is the rule of the family war. I originally wanted to fight back." Letting this kid go after winning the family war tonight seems unnecessary, Ma De, after the family war is over tomorrow, I will meet this kid the day after tomorrow, fuck!"
King Invincible and the others were stunned for a moment after hearing this, they knew this kid's habits too well: "Son of Heaven, don't you? Do you want to..."
"What's wrong? Can't you?" The real man glared: "I've already found out the address of this kid. I'll go the day after tomorrow. You guys can figure it out. I'll cover all the air tickets, food and lodging, and I'll give you an extra 2 Ten thousand yuan, if anyone doesn't go, our relationship will end here, Ma De, if something happens, I will take care of it, what are you afraid of?"
"Air ticket? Where is this kid from?" asked the maggot poison master.
"Gansu, Lanzhou."
"Damn, it's far enough, how long does it take to fly from Harbin to Lanzhou?" Gao Fushuai shrank his neck.
"Even if he is in the United States, so what? How dare you offend me? Ma De, let him die without knowing how to die!" The Son of Destiny said viciously.
……
"Boss, do you think the 'hunter' of the insecticide family will come again?" Bacchus Huahua asked.
Hua Feihua: "Probably not anymore, if you come again, you will really be a prostitute."
"Death is not a flower, can you speak more civilized?" Little Yueya glared at Hua Feihua.
"I also feel that I can't come again." Silver Moon Eleven interjected.
The field monk sighed: "Hey, I still haven't killed a single person."
"Okay, output as soon as possible, come and kill again, there is nothing to discuss." Xiao Yu said looking at the blood bar on the top of the statue that was about to bottom out.
"Boom..."
Ding!
System prompt: [I am an insecticide] The family statue of the family has been smashed, please quickly pull out the flags in the four directions of the family map!
The blood of the family banner is much less than that of the god statue. Since the true destiny and the others completely gave up defense, after a while, the four banners of the insecticide family were pulled up. At this time, the system prompts again. it rang—
Ding!
System prompt: The family banner has been pulled up, please go to the family meeting hall to smash the sacrificial incense burner!
After seeing the system prompt, Xiao Yu led everyone from the pest family into the meeting room of the insecticide family. On the Eight Immortals table in the middle, a censer for sacrificial rituals emitting light smoke was emitting bronze light. Xiao Yulai Going to the side of the censer and putting both hands on it, a long blood bar appeared in front of the members of the pest family. Everyone saw that although they had not received any attack, the blood bar was slowly decreasing.
"It takes 60 seconds to read the health bar. When reading the bar, you cannot move, use skills, or be killed, otherwise you will fail to read the bar. Only one person can read the bar at the same time, usually a monk or a spear , because these two professions have a lot of blood." Xiao Yu explained.
The 60 seconds passed quickly, and with a clear sound of porcelain breaking, the system prompt sounded again——
Ding!
System prompt: Congratulations, the great member of the [We are pest] family, you have won the family battle against the [We are pesticide] family. The work will be stopped, and the building damage in the family will be +24. In addition, the [We are pesticides] family can counterattack your family in the next family war time period, please pay attention to defense!
"That's the end? There's no reward?" Hua Feihua stared at the system prompt with a look of disappointment.
"It should have been there." Xiao Yu said: "But the insecticide family has never been built, so we didn't get anything. If it was a high-level family, we would get a lot of materials after victory, but they are too poor. There is no way." Xiao Yu said helplessly.
"It's boring. It's just that the NPC doesn't work for 24 hours. It's no big deal. Just wait a day. It's boring." Hua Feihua complained.
Yinyue Eleven: "Feihua, you are wrong. NPCs cannot work within 24 hours. Do you know how much the loss is? Now the family level is low, it's okay. After the family level is higher, there will be more hired craftsmen. This day The employment fee is a lot of money. Don't underestimate the time of this day. Take our family's blacksmith shop as an example. It can make nearly fifty pots of [Featherless Arrow] in one day. Nearly 200 gold, after deducting the cost, there is still about 100 gold left, if other shops are opened like blacksmith shops in the future, with good recipes and materials, the loss of one day's stoppage of production is simply incalculable."
Hearing the field monk, he interjected: "Amitabha, Brother Eleven is indeed a professional businessman, and analyzing problems is a profession."
Hua Feihua nodded if she had realized something: "It seems reasonable to let you say this. The family battle has been won, shouldn't we go for a walk in the Skull Cave? Then make a [Shenwu Order], then Let's send it! Hehe."
Xiao Yu looked at the time, it was not yet nine o'clock in the evening: "Don't worry, let's move freely for a while, and I will call you when I go, Da Bo, you go to run the map first, I don't think you have a level 20 skill book yet, Go buy him a copy on Eleventh, Taiyi's level 20 skill is [Bagua Sword Formation], it shouldn't be very expensive."
"Boss, his 'bo' is not big, why is he called Potter big, he is lying, I think he is only thirteen or fourteen years old, why don't you make me a younger brother." Dionysus Huahua stared at Harry Bo The big one kept looking at the next one.
"Go, go, who will be your little brother?" Harry Potter gave Dionysus a big push: "Okay, patriarch, I'll go run the map first, and I'll trouble Brother Eleven. I'll give you how much it costs." you."
Yinyue Eleven smiled: "No, the patriarchs have already spoken, can I ask for your money? Stay in the family well, talk when you have something to do, even if the boss is not looking for me, but you are only in high school. It's important to study, and you can't keep playing games, how is your grade?"
"Let's do it." Harry Potter smiled embarrassingly: "Anyway, no one in our city can pass me."
"What do you mean?" Silver Moon Eleven's eyes widened.
"Okay, okay, boss, what joke are you telling?" Dionysus Huahua laughed as soon as she heard a joke, and the black starling also flew down from the statue at this time, and landed on Huahua's head, waiting to hear something fresh.
"This joke is not very elegant, lesbians should listen carefully." Xiao Yu said with a smile, and he didn't care about the rolling of the eyes of all the beauties, and started talking on his own: "Once upon a time, there was a hunter, one day , This hunter went up to the mountain to hunt, but he met a bear, unexpectedly, the bear was much stronger than him, not only failed to hunt, but also let the bear pin him to the ground and raped him.”
"Boss, is this hunter a woman? How could she be raped?" Dionysus Huahua asked in confusion.
Hua Feihua: "Men can't be raped? Don't interrupt! Don't interrupt while listening to the story."
"Oh." Huahua fell silent.
Xiao Yu went on to say: "After returning home, the hunter was very unconvinced. He rested for a few days, recovered from his injuries, and went up the mountain to find the bear to settle the score. However, he still didn't beat anyone, and was raped by the bear again. Yes, this time the action is even more violent than last time."
Dionysus Huahua: "Huh? This huntress is really unlucky."
Hua Feihua gave Huahua a blank look: "Brother, don't pay attention to Huahua, what happened next?"
"Later, the hunter returned home, rested for more than ten days, and went up the mountain to seek revenge from the bear. This time..."
"I know!" Before Xiao Yu could finish speaking, Huahua interrupted again: "This time, I must have been raped by Xiong again, and the action was more violent. Boss, am I right?"
"No." Xiao Yu shook his head, he glanced at the insecticide player who was approaching this way: "This time, the bear couldn't help laughing wildly when he saw the hunter, and said: MGBD, are you a f*** hunter or not?" Came here to prostitute? Are you addicted after being fucked?"
"Hahahahaha..."
The pest family, including the five beauties, couldn't help laughing out loud, but Xiao Yu's face suddenly darkened, and he pointed at the insecticide player and shouted: "Brothers (bears) of pests, the hunters have gone up the mountain. What do you say??"
"Fuck him!!!"
All the male compatriots, plus the little cat demon and little crescent moon, rushed up to meet the team of the insecticide family with a loud shout...
The fate of the insecticide family is not much better than that of the hunters. In less than 3 minutes, King Invincible and others who were in charge of luring the enemy head-on were defeated and defeated. Xia's invisibility time is only 30 seconds, and they only start to hide when they run to the statue with the team. This time, they didn't expect that the other party would not attack the statue, but took the initiative to attack, so the two children want to leave the team after they are invisible. It was too late.
No need to be reminded, Lian Yuqin has already set her sights on the real man. Although the famous hero disappeared after being invisible, the sound of Lian Yuqin just shrouded them in the attack range, and saw a blue The sound waves spread from Lian Yuqin's body to the surroundings, and the insecticide members consciously escaped from this restricted area, which provided convenience for Li Zhien's "detection of enemies" trap. She only buried two of them and found out The position of the famous hero after invisibility, had no choice but to use lightness kung fu to fly out of the range of the piano sound, and since then, their invisibility would have been invalidated.
Fiasco, another fiasco!
After five confrontations, more than half of the insecticide family members have died three times, and their level has also become level 19.
"Tianzi, are you still fighting?" Wang Wangdi asked, this guy has been beaten completely without temper.
"I think it's better not to fight." The best Gao Fushuai said: "The gap in strength is too big, and it will be in vain to die again. Their people are too skilled, and they have different tricks every time. Although I don't want to admit that we are weak, But to be honest, our family just can’t compare with others, I have to admit it.”
Yue She Yue Yong also said: "I agree with what Ji Pin said, if you go again, you will just give away the equipment for nothing. Now everyone is relegated, and their strength is not as good as before. Aren't we going to attack them tonight? After the family war is over, we will organize a counterattack , I will take revenge when the time comes!"
"Fuck, I'm so mad!" The real man's face was livid, and his teeth were clucking: "The counterattack will only take place tomorrow, and I can't fight tonight. This is the rule of the family war. I originally wanted to fight back." Letting this kid go after winning the family war tonight seems unnecessary, Ma De, after the family war is over tomorrow, I will meet this kid the day after tomorrow, fuck!"
King Invincible and the others were stunned for a moment after hearing this, they knew this kid's habits too well: "Son of Heaven, don't you? Do you want to..."
"What's wrong? Can't you?" The real man glared: "I've already found out the address of this kid. I'll go the day after tomorrow. You guys can figure it out. I'll cover all the air tickets, food and lodging, and I'll give you an extra 2 Ten thousand yuan, if anyone doesn't go, our relationship will end here, Ma De, if something happens, I will take care of it, what are you afraid of?"
"Air ticket? Where is this kid from?" asked the maggot poison master.
"Gansu, Lanzhou."
"Damn, it's far enough, how long does it take to fly from Harbin to Lanzhou?" Gao Fushuai shrank his neck.
"Even if he is in the United States, so what? How dare you offend me? Ma De, let him die without knowing how to die!" The Son of Destiny said viciously.
……
"Boss, do you think the 'hunter' of the insecticide family will come again?" Bacchus Huahua asked.
Hua Feihua: "Probably not anymore, if you come again, you will really be a prostitute."
"Death is not a flower, can you speak more civilized?" Little Yueya glared at Hua Feihua.
"I also feel that I can't come again." Silver Moon Eleven interjected.
The field monk sighed: "Hey, I still haven't killed a single person."
"Okay, output as soon as possible, come and kill again, there is nothing to discuss." Xiao Yu said looking at the blood bar on the top of the statue that was about to bottom out.
"Boom..."
Ding!
System prompt: [I am an insecticide] The family statue of the family has been smashed, please quickly pull out the flags in the four directions of the family map!
The blood of the family banner is much less than that of the god statue. Since the true destiny and the others completely gave up defense, after a while, the four banners of the insecticide family were pulled up. At this time, the system prompts again. it rang—
Ding!
System prompt: The family banner has been pulled up, please go to the family meeting hall to smash the sacrificial incense burner!
After seeing the system prompt, Xiao Yu led everyone from the pest family into the meeting room of the insecticide family. On the Eight Immortals table in the middle, a censer for sacrificial rituals emitting light smoke was emitting bronze light. Xiao Yulai Going to the side of the censer and putting both hands on it, a long blood bar appeared in front of the members of the pest family. Everyone saw that although they had not received any attack, the blood bar was slowly decreasing.
"It takes 60 seconds to read the health bar. When reading the bar, you cannot move, use skills, or be killed, otherwise you will fail to read the bar. Only one person can read the bar at the same time, usually a monk or a spear , because these two professions have a lot of blood." Xiao Yu explained.
The 60 seconds passed quickly, and with a clear sound of porcelain breaking, the system prompt sounded again——
Ding!
System prompt: Congratulations, the great member of the [We are pest] family, you have won the family battle against the [We are pesticide] family. The work will be stopped, and the building damage in the family will be +24. In addition, the [We are pesticides] family can counterattack your family in the next family war time period, please pay attention to defense!
"That's the end? There's no reward?" Hua Feihua stared at the system prompt with a look of disappointment.
"It should have been there." Xiao Yu said: "But the insecticide family has never been built, so we didn't get anything. If it was a high-level family, we would get a lot of materials after victory, but they are too poor. There is no way." Xiao Yu said helplessly.
"It's boring. It's just that the NPC doesn't work for 24 hours. It's no big deal. Just wait a day. It's boring." Hua Feihua complained.
Yinyue Eleven: "Feihua, you are wrong. NPCs cannot work within 24 hours. Do you know how much the loss is? Now the family level is low, it's okay. After the family level is higher, there will be more hired craftsmen. This day The employment fee is a lot of money. Don't underestimate the time of this day. Take our family's blacksmith shop as an example. It can make nearly fifty pots of [Featherless Arrow] in one day. Nearly 200 gold, after deducting the cost, there is still about 100 gold left, if other shops are opened like blacksmith shops in the future, with good recipes and materials, the loss of one day's stoppage of production is simply incalculable."
Hearing the field monk, he interjected: "Amitabha, Brother Eleven is indeed a professional businessman, and analyzing problems is a profession."
Hua Feihua nodded if she had realized something: "It seems reasonable to let you say this. The family battle has been won, shouldn't we go for a walk in the Skull Cave? Then make a [Shenwu Order], then Let's send it! Hehe."
Xiao Yu looked at the time, it was not yet nine o'clock in the evening: "Don't worry, let's move freely for a while, and I will call you when I go, Da Bo, you go to run the map first, I don't think you have a level 20 skill book yet, Go buy him a copy on Eleventh, Taiyi's level 20 skill is [Bagua Sword Formation], it shouldn't be very expensive."
"Boss, his 'bo' is not big, why is he called Potter big, he is lying, I think he is only thirteen or fourteen years old, why don't you make me a younger brother." Dionysus Huahua stared at Harry Bo The big one kept looking at the next one.
"Go, go, who will be your little brother?" Harry Potter gave Dionysus a big push: "Okay, patriarch, I'll go run the map first, and I'll trouble Brother Eleven. I'll give you how much it costs." you."
Yinyue Eleven smiled: "No, the patriarchs have already spoken, can I ask for your money? Stay in the family well, talk when you have something to do, even if the boss is not looking for me, but you are only in high school. It's important to study, and you can't keep playing games, how is your grade?"
"Let's do it." Harry Potter smiled embarrassingly: "Anyway, no one in our city can pass me."
"What do you mean?" Silver Moon Eleven's eyes widened.
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