The legend of the poisoner online game

Seeing the name of Mr. Right faded away, 008 stood there in a daze.

"Why is that?"

008 muttered to himself, originally he volunteered to be an undercover agent, but now that the real man has asked him to withdraw, why does he feel uncomfortable?

Are you going to leave the pest family in the future?People in this family treat me much better than the real man. I once lost everything, and the rookie Wang Champion, such a famous person always talks to me in a friendly manner. I have never seen him put on airs. It was all given by him. If it wasn't for him, I don't know how long I would be able to make a gold suit with my own ability, but now, I actually betrayed him...

008 felt like crying. He suddenly felt that he had turned into a bad guy. It was normal to intrigue in the game. He originally wanted to help the real man bring down the pest family, but now?Tonight, no, maybe this afternoon, the real man will find out that he once lost everything. With his method, he must not take it lightly. When playing other games, this guy once broke the leg of a hostile player Well, in the end I lost some money and let it go, and now it's the turn of the person who once lost everything, this person who kept giving him equipment...

"If something happened to me when I lost everything, it was all my fault. What am I doing here?" 008 sat down on the ground.

no!It can't be like this, I have to tell the patriarch, I have to let him avoid the limelight, otherwise I won't be able to feel at ease for the rest of my life!

008 opened the list of family members and found that there was no one online except himself. He opened the private chat device and began to leave messages for Zeng Shuguang...

……

Still waking up on time at 9 o'clock, Xiao Yu went to the bathroom, and when he returned to the living room, he found that the door of Diana and Li Zhien's room was still closed. It was estimated that the two girls were still sleeping, so he went back to the bedroom, lay down on the bed and clicked a button. He smoked a cigarette, thinking about setting up a gang.

"Master, master, the call is coming, master, master, the call is coming..."

The cell phone rang suddenly, it was Xiao Yu's new ringtone since she had the little stone monkey.

is an unfamiliar number.

"Hello, who is it?" Xiao Yu pressed the answer button.

"What do you think?" A girl's voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Huh? Little Crescent?" Xiao Yu sat up from the bed, and through the phone, although the girl's voice was a little different from the one in the game, the similarity was still more than 80%.

"Hehe, what little crescent moon, I have a name, okay? By the way, I won't be angry if I don't tell my name. You kid hasn't asked me what my name is. It's too much!" As he talked, little crescent moon The voice became louder.

Before Xiao Yu could speak, the girl said again: "Hey, by the way, who are you? Let me confirm your identity first."

Xiao Yu slowly lay down again: "My name is Xiao Yu, and I'm called Zeng Lose Guang in the game."

Little Crescent: "Are you sure?"

Xiao Yu: "It should be sure."

Little Crescent: "It's really strange."

Xiao Yu: "What?"

Little Crescent: "Your voice is much better than in the game, why don't you proofread your real voice?"

Xiao Yu smiled: "The false voice makes you fascinated, but if it's the real voice, why don't you agree with me?"

"Tch, what kind of man has I never seen before? Just listening to the voice fascinates me? Look at your virtue." Little Yueya said disdainfully.

Xiao Yu chuckled, and changed the subject: "It's only past nine o'clock, shall we sleep in again? Wake up and chat in the game."

"No, I can't sleep!"

"I'm sleepy..."

"Don't sleep!"

"well……"

"Is there a man like you? I called you, but you actually wanted to sleep! Chat with me..."

"What are you talking about?"

"Talk casually, can't you talk nonsense?"

"Yes."

"By the way, how old are you?"

"78."

"fart!"

"Aren't you talking nonsense?"

"..."

"Why don't you talk?"

"Are you in need of a beating?"

"I don't owe a beating, I owe a kiss!"

"..."

"Why is there no movement again?"

"Do you want to die?"

"I don't want to die, I want to sleep."

"..."

……

Half an hour later, the speechless little Yueya who was often choked by Xiao Yu finally lost her temper—"Xiao Yu, I warn you, you will regret it! Let you speak inappropriately, and I will tell the whole family later, what do you want to do?" Seduce me to bed, I told Sister Qin, you are playing a hooligan to me, I shouted in the whole server, saying that I lost all my impotence, premature ejaculation, incompetence!"

"I was wrong!" Xiao Yu sat up from the bed in a 'swish': "Sister, I was wrong, can't I be wrong? Can we talk when we have something to say? I am really sleepy now. ..."

"Okay, then tell me, do you like me?"

"I like you, I really like you to death, I have grown up so much, I have never loved someone like you, I can't live without you, alas, my aunt, I have to enter the game at night, let's start Sleep well?"

"Okay, remember what you said."

"Yeah, I remember it, and I will never forget it in my life."

"Then how old are you?"

"22 years, six months and three days plus two hours and 43 minutes."

"..."

……

After hanging up Xiao Yueya's phone call, Xiao Yu quickly fell asleep again, and woke up again, it was already two o'clock in the afternoon.

Walking out of the bedroom, Xiao Yu saw that Diana was lying on the sofa watching TV. This girl was wearing a blue suspender dress. The two round peaks on her chest stretched the skirt tightly, and her snow-white thigh was exposed under the skirt- Exposed to the outside, her smooth and greasy little feet rested on the edge of the sofa and kept swinging from side to side. Seeing Xiao Yu coming out, she pulled down her skirt and sat up from the sofa.

"Woke up?"

"Well, what are you looking at? You are smiling so happily." Xiao Yu walked to the other side of the sofa and sat down.

"A TV series." Diana took out a bag of melon seeds from under the tea table, and poured a handful in front of Xiao Yu.

"What TV show? It's good? Damn, it's not..." Xiao Yu glanced at the TV screen, and he saw a beautiful woman in a blue dress driving a car. Reaching the f level, it is a circle bigger than Diana's. I really don't know where to find this actor.

"Well, it's pretty good. It's called "Gold Medal Translation". It's a new film. It's funny and exciting."

"Yeah, it's exciting, it's so exciting!" Xiao Yu stared at the screen intently, his eyes locked on the chest of the driving beauty.

"Look at your perverted look, man..."

"There is nothing good." Xiao Yu continued for her.

"By the way, do you think this beauty's breasts are real or fake? How can they be so big? They are almost as big as half a volleyball." Xiao Yu asked Diana.

"It's fake, who can grow such a big breast for a normal person? There must be something in it." Diana said lightly.

Xiao Yu nodded: "You're right, how big can an average person grow? I don't know much about this."

"Ordinary people?" Diana thought for a while: "Basically, they are A cups and B cups. Even if a C cup is plump, D cups are rare."

"Oh, that's it." Xiao Yuruo nodded enlightenedly: "Then tell me, how old is this woman who drives? Does she have a D cup?"

"D cup? It seems that you really don't understand, at least you have an e cup, maybe you can reach an f cup." Diana said with certainty.

"My God, looking at this girl's chest, I thought it was a cow, with an F cup? Isn't that three sizes bigger than yours?" Xiao Yu said in surprise.

"Two sizes, mine is d..."

"Oh, so it's a D." Xiao Yu suppressed a smile, stared at Diana's chest and said, "So the D cup is so big..."

"Don't look!!" Diana suddenly understood something, grabbed the sofa cushion behind her and threw it towards Xiao Yu.

"Hahaha..." Xiao Yu finally laughed out loud.

"Do not laugh!"

Diana blushed. She stood up and walked to Xiao Yu's side. She raised her small fist and hit Xiao Yu on the shoulder. Xiao Yu lay down on her body...

"what!"

Xiao Yu hastily stretched out his hand to help her, but he missed it all at once, and Diana's body fell firmly into his arms...

"So soft..."

Wen Yu's arms were full, Xiao Yu's first feeling was softness, this Diana's body was like a pink and white pillow stuffed with duck down, it was so comfortable to hold in her arms, and the two balls of white flour on her chest It was as tall as a steamed bun, and it was crushed into the shape of Wu Dalang's biscuits. The intense stimulation of skin contact caused Xiao Yu's body to react instantly.

The reaction was not obvious, but Diana felt it.

"Huh? You?"

Li Zhien's bedroom door suddenly opened, and the chick stood at the door, looking at the two people on the sofa in surprise, with her mouth open and speechless.

Diana's face became even redder, and one of her hands was pressed just below Xiao Yu's lower abdomen. The muscles at that position seemed to be expanding rapidly, and her nose was less than one centimeter away from Xiao Yu's face. A little earlier, you can meet each other.

The sudden appearance of Li Zhien surprised both of them. When Diana wanted to get up, her arm unconsciously pressed down. Xiao Yu frowned in pain, and bowed forward reflexively. Then, the two lips, unexpectedly touched together...

An electric tingling sensation instantly spread throughout Diana's body. At this moment, she felt that her heart was about to jump out. I, I was kissed by the guy in front of me, kissed?

The two people who separated quickly were a little embarrassed.

"Misunderstanding, it's a complete misunderstanding." Xiao Yu hurriedly explained: "Just now we were talking about the size of 'chest', but it turned out..."

After talking halfway, Xiao Yu stopped, turned his head to look at Diana, and asked in a low voice, "Boss, are Zhi En's breasts B-cup or C-cup?"

"you!"

Diana felt that the guy in front of her was sick, mentally ill, or the worst kind.

……

At six o'clock in the evening, Xiao Yuming used the excuse of making up for Diana's "loss" today, but in his heart he used the excuse of "repaying Anna for her dedication and kissing" as an excuse, and took the two daughters to a high-end hotel for a delicious meal.

After eating, everyone returned to their room, turned on the computer, put on the helmet, and logged in to the game again.

A white light flashed in front of his eyes, and Xiao Yu appeared on the family map. The first thing he heard was a series of system prompts. When he opened it, the first one was from 008.

"Patriarch, I want to tell you something..."