The legend of the poisoner online game

"Haha, what kind of jb song are you singing? I want to carry forward the sex club's [town-style stunt]! In the future, we will fight gang battles. It is too small to rely on the strength of a dozen of us. I just received it today. I met a group of outstanding college students who are interested in studying Chinese [expletive language] literature, Ma De, who is more popular than others. After communicating with them for a while, I finally realized how vulgar, clumsy and untechnical our swearing words were back then. , now we can find educated masters, Boss Pest, I strongly demand the establishment of this band, it must be established!" Umegawa Uchiku said in an unusually firm tone.

"Hahaha." Xiao Yu couldn't help but burst out laughing: "Okay, let's set it up, this 'band' will be handed over to your sex club, Ma De, [The Voice of China], shit, who came up with this name ? There is a level..."

Mei Chuanuchi laughed loudly: "Haha, isn't it? A student from the Chinese Department called [Male-Prostitution Uprising], I just recruited, and the band has more than 30 people now. Look, I'll mark it out separately. gone."

In the guild function, in addition to a list of members, the same player can join different teams at the same time. Xiao Yu opened the [The Voice of China] band, and a large list of strange and full of personality names appeared in front of him.

"[I was beaten on Jingyang Ridge], Occupation: Prajna Monk, Level: 22!" [

"[Iron Palm Milk Floating], Occupation: Master Physician, Level: 23!"

"[Hole stem combination], Occupation: Taiyi Taoist, Level: 22!"

"[Nine Yin Struggles], Occupation: Daqiangmen Lancer, Level: 22!"

"[I also use Fu Yanjie], Occupation: Archer, Level: 23!"

"[I can't find it after pulling off the pants chain], Occupation: Stick King, Level: 23!"

"[Unzip the pants chain and disappear], Occupation: Drunkard, Level: 22!"

"[Pull up the trousers and squeeze the bird], Occupation: Beggar, Level: 23!"

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"You recruited all of these?" Xiao Yu asked Meichuan Neiku after reading the list.

Umegawa Uchiku: "Yeah, how's it going? They're all undergraduates. I've only accepted so many people in the past half a day. It's really hard to find educated hooligans. I plan to expand the orchestra to 1000 people, and then set up a special study group. Ben, when the time comes, write the research results in the guild announcement, and then..."

"Okay, okay." Xiao Yu interrupted Mei Chuan Neiku, at this time he saw another player named [Let the Princess Fertilize] join the guild: "It's fine for you to communicate internally, don't be in the guild. Spread the word, or I'll clear you all out immediately!"

"Uh, good boss, then don't spread the word, don't spread it, I'll continue to accept people, hehe." Mei Chuanuchi laughed twice and turned off the voice call.

Recruiting people in a guild is a boring but interesting job. A level 1 guild can accommodate 1 people. At the current rate of recruitment, it will take at least three hours to collect them all. After Xiao Yu has set up the guild function, After finding Little Crescent, he also joined the ranks of incomers.

Unknowingly, two hours passed, the members of the Star Guild had expanded to more than 7000, and the entire gang chat was in a mess. At this time, Xiao Yu had another task, which was to set up a sub-room for the gang chat.

The chat function in God Tribulation is very comprehensive. In the guild chat channel, the guild leader and deputy guild leader can add sub-channels, and there is no limit to the number of additions. For the convenience of future guild battles, Xiao Yu directly set up the chat in accordance with the formal guild battle command method channel.

These channels are very cumbersome and have many details. First of all, there are special channels for upgrading. There is a room every 5 levels, starting from level 0, and it has been set to level 100. There are 20 sub-rooms under each room.

The second is the dungeon channel. There is one dungeon in the game every 10 levels, all the way to level 90. This requires 9 channels, and there are still 20 sub-channels below the channel.

The cave map channel is again, for example, the skull cave, mining site, each cave has a room, and each room is still 20 sub-rooms.

In addition to the above three channels, there are more than ten categories such as mission channel, logistics channel, entertainment channel, and husband and wife channel, the most important of which is the pk channel. [

The pk channel Xiao Yu divided more than a dozen legions by occupation, and also divided 10 levels by equipment level, named respectively: White Legion, Green Legion, Blue Legion, Red Legion, Golden Legion, Dark Gold Legion, Purple and Gold Legion, Black Gold Legion, Platinum Legion, God of War Legion!

Of course, the [The Voice of China] Orchestra was also assigned to a separate room. For safety reasons, he also specially set up a password for the room, so as not to let someone slip through the wrong door and fall into the tiger's mouth.

After setting up the chat channel, another hour and a half passed, and by this time, the members of the Star Gang had expanded to more than 9000 people.

"Okay, boss, Zhien, let's go eat first, it's almost seven o'clock." Xiao Yu shouted to Diana and Li Zhien beside him.

"Let's collect it for a while, let's talk when it's full, haha." Diana was in high spirits, she had already forgotten about the scolding just now, and saw that there were nearly ten thousand more players in the guild, And every new member of the gang will respectfully call her "boss", which can't close this little girl's beautiful mouth.

Half an hour later, the guild was finally full. Under Xiao Yu's repeated urging, Diana and Li Zhien reluctantly took off their glasses and walked out of the room.

"I'm so happy, I'm so happy. I'll call the United States first and tell the club that I have formed a gang. Xiao Yu, thank you, thank you very much."

Diana was as happy as a child, bouncing up and down, and the two proud breasts on her chest also swayed up and down, watching Xiao Yu's heart pounding, just as he swallowed a mouthful of saliva When she was about to remind her to be careful that the buttons of her clothes were pulled open, the girl unexpectedly jumped on him and kissed him hard on the left cheek.

"This is a reward for you, lovely Xiao Yu, I'll call first!" After saying this, Diana ran back to the bedroom, leaving Xiao Yu and Li Zhien standing in the living room in a daze.

"She, did she kiss me?" Xiao Yu asked Li Zhien, he thought it was like a dream just now.

"Okay, it seems so." Li Zhien also thought that he was delusional.

Xiao Yu touched the kissed cheek, hehe laughed twice, and began to recall the feeling when he was kissed just now in his mind, but after thinking about it for a long time, he couldn't remember it, Diana's movements were too fast, and it was almost past Xiao Yu. rain reaction.

"What are you looking at, you want to kiss too?" Seeing Li Zhien staring at herself like a monster, Xiao Yu asked.

"Missing you big-headed ghost!" Li Zhien whitened Xiao Yu and thought about what to eat tonight. The establishment of a guild today should be celebrated. Anna told me that the American School Club promised her that as long as she can be in the game If you make some achievements, you will allocate a certain amount of funds to her. She is so anxious to call, it must be for this matter. Speaking of it, I really have to thank you. You give her the token and ask her to build a guild. The entire server knows that Xingchen's leader is Anna. Unexpectedly, you are quite caring. "

"What? Funding? Why didn't I know about this?" Xiao Yu asked with wide-eyed eyes.

Li Zhien pursed her lips and smiled: "Actually, Anna has long wanted to tell you about establishing a guild in her name, but she has never been ashamed to say so. Without you, we would have nothing in the game, let alone establish a guild." The studio has developed a guild, but you still gave her the token tonight, I didn't expect that you are quite caring."

Xiao Yu rubbed his nose. To him, it doesn’t make any difference whoever joins the gang. Although Diana had considered joining the gang today, it would make her happy, but the main reason was that she couldn’t go back to the city because of her red name, otherwise Otherwise, she wouldn't be allowed to run wildly for more than an hour.

It's just that I didn't expect that there would be financial matters involved, but I don't know how much will be given. Seeing how excited she is, it should not be too little. However, what made Xiao Yu happiest was Diana's kiss just now. After a while, wait for her to come out and ask her, see if I can do it again...

Diana's phone calls were not short, and Xiao Yu and Li Zhien waited for nearly 10 minutes before she came out of the bedroom.

"Anna, how's it going? Over there at the club..." Li Zhien got up from the sofa excitedly, and she got stuck in the middle of her words.

"What's the matter, Anna, you don't seem happy?" Li Zhien saw that something was wrong with Diana's face, she seemed to be angry, and she was very angry.

Xiao Yu frowned, and a few thoughts quickly flashed through his mind, "What? The matter of funding has gone to waste?" [

"I'm so pissed off, I'm so pissed off, Jims, you bastard!" Diana suddenly yelled, she sat down on the sofa in anger, and her high chest twitched continuously due to the huge mood swings. Up and down, Xiao Yu still habitually rolled his eyes, but his heart was as calm as water.

"If my guess is right, did Jims call your school in advance? Said some bad things about you, and then the club canceled the funding, right?" Xiao Yu leaned on the sofa and took out the He took out a cigarette and was about to light it, but he held back after thinking about it.

"Jims, this despicable villain, he actually told the alma mater club that my token was obtained through improper means! He said that I sold my body and used it to sleep with others. Way to get it, and also said that I am just a puppet gang leader, all the gang members are Chinese, that I am living with Chinese people now, and, and... I am so mad! How can he be so despicable! I I've never seen such a shameless villain!" Diana's angry voice was a little hoarse, since Xiao Yu knew her, it was the first time she saw her get so angry.

"A villain, you will always be a villain." Xiao Yu said lightly: "Just get used to it, let's go, go to eat first, I am really hungry, and the box lunch at noon is a bit small." Xiao Yu said Stand up from the sofa.

"I'm so angry, are you still in the mood to eat?" Diana looked up at Xiao Yu, she couldn't understand how wide the guy's heart was in front of her: "500 million! That's 500 million dollars! In the blink of an eye It's gone! I'm going crazy!"

"500 million US dollars? More than 100 million RMB? So much?" Xiao Yu was stunned for a moment, no wonder Diana was angry, this is indeed not a small sum, at least for the current Diana.

"What do you think? Money is a trivial matter. The key is, how could he be so despicable and shameless? He just talked nonsense without any evidence. Now I guess all the international students know about it. It really pissed me off!" Diana said more and more Angry, her face was red with anger.

"Fuck!" Xiao Yu narrowed his eyes: "This James tm is meaner than me, you wait, I'll kill him now!" As he spoke, Xiao Yu rushed into the kitchen and directly picked up the A kitchen knife on the table rushed out.