The legend of the poisoner online game

Xiao Yu's guess is not wrong, Lao Hei did come here on a private plane

Xiao Yu couldn't believe his eyes when he saw Lao Hei at the entrance of the lounge

In the game, Lao Hei has a burly figure, a round face, a beard, and a living image of Li Kui in the first rebirth.

But the real old black is only about 1.6 meters tall. He is wearing a set of light gray men's casual clothes, and his figure is abnormally thin. Standing there is like a purple bamboo swaying in the winter wind.

Hei's skin is very dark, his head is very small, his hairstyle is very neatly trimmed, and his facial features are sharp and sharp. He looks very energetic. His appearance is very ordinary and popular, but his whole body exudes a kind of aura that can only be seen by those who are used to giving orders. This momentum is neither compelling nor oppressive, but it can make you feel clearly

What surprised Xiao Yu the most was that there were four big men standing behind Lao Hei

Four burly men with a height of 1.9 meters and indifferent expressions

"bodyguard"

These two words instantly appeared in Xiao Yu's head [

"Brother, this old black is not easy." Before he died, your father put away the joke just now and said with a serious face.

Seeing Xiao Yu coming over, Lao Hei smiled and said hello: "I'm sorry to ask the boss to come pick me up in person, I really didn't want to go on purpose, this is"

"Why are you being polite, Brother Guo? He is President Liu of the Sex Club. In the game: Before your father died." When Xiao Yu finished these words, the four bodyguards behind Old Hei showed a clear expression of indifference. a smile

After a brief introduction, Xiao Yu took Lao Hei into the car. As for the four bodyguards behind him, one sat in the car with Lao Hei, and the other three called a taxi. This made Xiao Yu very embarrassed.

"Brother Guo knew that you brought so many people here, I should call more cars."

"It's okay, we just wanted to take a taxi there," Guo Ge said with a smile

"Brother Guo takes a taxi, doesn't it?" President Liu interjected, "You come here with a special plane and then take a taxi. That's a lot of price. Brother Guo, what kind of business are you doing? I checked the plane and it seems to be ffk028 It’s worth 1 million, I’m really rich, I’m envious.”

Old Hei smiled: "It's nothing to do with a small business."

President Liu's English level is still in the primitive state. Guo Ge's words are more incomprehensible than what he understands, so Xiao Yu acts as an interpreter.

Seeing that people don't like to talk about President Liu, I stopped asking. Anyway, one thing is certain, that is, Lao Hei is very rich and not ordinary rich.

Half an hour later, several people returned to the hotel. When everyone saw Lao Hei and the four bodyguards behind him, they were all surprised.

"These four guys are definitely masters, it's best not to provoke them easily" everyone thought so

The banquet has finally begun. Xiao Yu, the leader of the guild, made an opening speech for this party under the suggestion of everyone.

"Brothers and sisters"

Xiao Yu didn't feel any pressure at all to speak in front of everyone. He picked up the wine glass on the table and said loudly [

"Everyone comes from all corners of the country and come together for a common goal. This is our fate. Recalling that when I first entered the game, I met a beautiful woman in Xinshou Village. Her name is Xiao Yueya..."

Xiao Yu's opening speech was eloquent and eloquent for more than ten minutes. He clicked on everyone present and told them the process of getting to know them and the main things that happened after they got to know each other in a concise and funny way. In terms of eloquence and memory, Xiao Yu will never lose to anyone

Although the content of the narration is long, everyone does not find it boring at all. When Xiao Yu called everyone to toast for the fate, the elites of the Star Gang, who were still full of enthusiasm, let out a deafening cry.

It was a carnival night. After Xiao Yu drank his first glass of wine, everyone consciously raised their glasses to express their gratitude to the boss for giving him such a chance to party with everyone.

The atmosphere of the wine shop does not need to be deliberately mobilized by anyone. The gang of beautiful girls are drinking and punching there. After drinking bottles of white wine, red wine, and beer, the whole hall has become a mess.

There is no need for restraint on a carnival night. Many people may never be as happy as they are today or as indulgent as they are today in their entire lives.

The wine was drunk from 07:30 in the evening until eleven o'clock

The sleeping place is upstairs, and some children who drank too much went back to rest halfway.

Everybody's drunk tonight

Even Xiao Yu became confused after downing two bottles of white wine and one bottle of red wine

No need to think about driving home. I opened a few more rooms in the hotel. Xiao Yu and Lian Yuqin lived here directly.

The next morning, with the pain in his head after being drunk, Xiao Yu opened his eyes. At this time, he heard the noisy voices from the next door, and some people kept laughing strangely.

"This should be the guys from the sex agency"

Look at the time, it's already eight o'clock in the morning, Xiao Yu got up from the bed, washed his face, put on his clothes, and knocked on the door next door

The one who opened the door was a hole made of stems. He saw Xiao Yu and grabbed his arm: "Haha, brother Guang woke up, come in."

Before Xiao Yu figured out what was going on, he had already been pulled into the room

"Why are you laughing so excited so early in the morning?" Xiao Yu originally wanted them to keep their voices down so as not to disturb the rest of the guests in the next room, but suddenly it occurred to him that all the rooms in this area were occupied by him. people

"Haha Brother Guang is here, we are talking about a woman, come here, Brother Guang, do you think this girl is on time?"

"I faint you..."

Xiao Yu never expected that the seven or eight guys from the sex agency in this room would turn on their computers and watch pornographic movies

On the screen of the computer, a foreign girl with big breasts was playing naked with a strong black man. The foreign girl kept yelling and obscenity, Xiao Yu's head was black. Wire

"It's really early in the morning that you guys are there. This girl is really good. Where did you find the movie?" Xiao Yu leaned forward and stared at the swaying breasts on the foreign girl's breasts and asked.

"Haha Guang brother is not bad"

"Yeah, yes, yes." Xiao Yu nodded again and again.

Make a hole with a stem: "I didn't expect to send you the website later, Brother Guang, this one seems to be a fellow, but Brother Guang, you and your four beautiful sister-in-laws watch this together every day, do you have any reaction? I watch it now. Pornography is almost the same as watching cartoons.”

Before Xiao Yu could speak, he was good at undressing human clothes, and then he interjected: "What do you know? You can only be energetic when you look at it, right, brother Guang?"

"For your size." Xiao Yu punched Shanjie Renyi angrily: "I can't figure it out. Your family runs a brothel. If you need it, you can just find one. Why are you still watching this? Is it interesting?"

"Brother Guang, you don't understand this." Shanjie Renyi said solemnly: "Everything in this world is knowledge. You can't look at the problem and only look at the surface but not the essence. You think we watch pornography to satisfy our physical needs. In fact, we I just want to understand the social status of people around the world through this naked artistic expression.”

"Get out" Xiao Yu scolded angrily: "You still know the social status of people in various countries through watching pornographic films, how shameless are you?"

"Brother Guang, don't you understand?" The expression on Shan Jie Renyi's face turned out to be very serious: "Since you don't believe me, I will teach you a lesson today."

"Okay, tell me what you can see when you look at it." Xiao Yu became interested when he saw the expression of being good at undressing people's clothes

Shanjie Renyi coughed: "Then let me start with the tertiary movies from various countries."

"Yeah you say"

"First of all, let's talk about the tertiary movies in the United States. The tertiary movies in this country are all men and women tossing up and down, and the tricks are old and new, and they are endless; what men do, women do. They pay great attention to fairness and justice, and both sides keep saying: What does 'ohmygoohmygo' mean? Brother Guang, have you thought about it?"

"what is the problem"

"This shows that firstly, Americans believe in God; secondly, it shows that Americans place more emphasis on equality between men and women, which reflects the openness, fairness and democracy of this country."

"I'm dizzy." Xiao Yu felt black lines appearing in front of his eyes again: "Does this have anything to do with that?"

"Yes, why not?" Shan Jierenyi still had a serious face: "If you don't believe me, let me analyze our neighboring country, which is the largest birthplace of the world's best, Japan."

"Okay, let's listen"

Good at undressing people's clothes: "In Japanese tertiary films, we often see the picture: the woman lies on the ground like a dead dog, the man bared his teeth, blew his beard and stared at him, and the woman began to howl like a pig. The body is distorted, showing an extremely painful expression, it feels like eating feces, drinking urine, being stung by a scorpion, or bitten by a poisonous snake, brother Guang, have you noticed this problem after watching many movies?"

"Yeah, who watches more movies?" Xiao Yu glared at Shan Xie Renyi angrily.

"Hehe" smiled empathetically: "Brother Guang said that, we still draw two conclusions from Japanese tertiary films."

"Which two points"

"First, the social status of Japanese women is very low, not as good as pigs and dogs"

"What about the second"

"Japanese men are tm sadists and generally suffer from mania and schizophrenia"

"I'm dizzy" But Xiao Yu felt that what he said was not unreasonable

"Now let me analyze for you how about French tertiary movies," Shanjie Renyi continued.

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ps: Let me talk about two things. First, there is only one change in three days on the 6th, 7th, 8th, because I am a little anxious. In fact, I have saved three chapters because I don’t have time codes. I still have to run around for my life, but I will definitely make up for it.

The second is that Poison Master did not enter the finals. Thank you for your support. The main reason is to tell Duo Er not to stamp it. After all, Xiao Jiu asked for chapters for the finals. In the future, this book will not ask for it. Everyone wants to support Xiao Jiu completely voluntarily. I definitely have no objection if I want to cover it in principle, but as long as I support the genuine version, I will be satisfied. Really, this is from my heart, and everyone else is free...