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Having said that, can studying zombies really win the Nobel Prize in medicine?

Must have, must be able to get.Zombies are a new species in the world. They have never appeared before in history, and they are only exaggerated on the screen.Um, I, Huaxia Lop Nur zombies have to be excluded, we block the news, we don’t admit it, we pretend to be the same as other countries, and we are blind to zombies.

Zombie, a new species, has too many mysteries, such as its life form, its body structure, the operation of various organs, etc., all of which are hot spots that need to be studied urgently.As long as researchers set foot in this emerging field and make some achievements, they can take home the Nobel Prize.We have reason to believe that if the study of zombies can lead to a Nobel Prize, many people in China will win it, because our research was relatively early, but we just kept it hidden and did not announce it.

Although Er Dan did not catch up with the report the day before the World Medical Congress, but he was also present on the first day of the conference, which was very impressive.Here, let me recall a little bit about the first day of the World Medical Congress.

The World Medical Congress, the most famous medical conference in the world, even has the nickname of "Medical Olympics", which is not accessible to ordinary people, which means that it is not ordinary people who can participate in this conference.For example, in China, there are more than a million doctors, but the organizers of the medical conference allocated us only 20 participants, ten in the field of traditional Chinese medicine and [-] in the field of western medicine.You said, can we not pick out top doctors to compete?

Li Erdan's participation in this medical conference is enough to show his status in the medical field.

Generally speaking, participating in various academic conferences requires payment, or it can be called sponsorship.The World Medical Congress is no exception. The level is high, and the conference fee also rises accordingly. It is very fucking high. Each participant has to pay a symbolic $[-].The conference lasted for seven days, with a total consumption of [-] US dollars a day.

Uncle, this is a scam!Can a fart ask for so much money?To say that the organizer is not corrupt, I don't even believe in ghosts.

Of course, the participants do not need to pay for this money themselves, and the participants' departments in China will pay in advance.For example, Li Erdan didn't spend a dime, and the conference fee went to the public account of Jiangdong City's No. 1 Civilian Hospital, and even the round-trip air ticket can be reimbursed.The rest of the attendees were much the same.

Whether it is money or not is not the point, the point is that you can participate in this conference.

The organizers of the conference received a lot of money, and also spent a lot of money for this medical conference, and all aspects cost money.First of all, they booked a five-star hotel along the Thames River. The seven-day conference was held in a large conference room in the hotel. pay.In addition, in the seven-day conference, the afternoon of the third day and the afternoon of the sixth day are the rest time. During the break time, the organizers of the conference also prepared activities, one is to visit the Stonehenge site, and the other is to visit the British Museum.

Such a good conference passed away after only one day. The date of postponement has not yet been fixed, and it is far away. I can't help but squeeze my sad tears in grief, and ask the sky: Why is Mao this session? Is the World Medical Congress so ill-fated?

For Li Erdan, the World Medical Congress was postponed again. He was not sad or heartbroken, but only moved.

Li Erdan went to Great Britain and was moved. What's the situation?Is he corrupted by capitalist ideology or what?

Although Great Britain is capitalist and the government is not very friendly to China, its people are still very friendly. Comrade Li Erdan deeply felt this.It was still dark when he came to Great Britain by plane from a provincial capital city in the Northwest. When he walked out of the airport exit alone and arrogantly, he found four young men and women in Great Britain holding a sign at the exit. Impressively, his name, Li Erdan, was written on it.

I'll go, there is a pick-up, and there is such a good thing?The conference organizers were so thoughtful.

Erdan initially thought that all participants had the privilege of being picked up at the airport, but after chatting with my Huaxia attendees, I found out that everyone else took a taxi to the hotel by themselves, and he was the only one who had the privilege of being picked up at the airport.

When attending the conference early in the morning, another thing that flattered him happened. The organizer of the conference arranged for two people to lead him to his seat, and the rest of them walked over by themselves, looking for their own seat.

The rest of my Huaxia attendees are seated in the back rows, while Li Erdan's seat is in the first row.Yes, it is the first row, very front.

The people sitting in the first row of the meeting are all old comrades, all are authority figures in various fields of medicine, leading figures, and many of them are Nobel Prize winners or nominees for medicine.For example, the leader in the vegetative field, Dr. Picard whom Dudan knew, sat in the first row.

Li Erdan, a young and handsome guy, sat in the first row with a group of old comrades. He felt quite out of the crowd, and at the same time felt a little uncomfortable.

The theme of the first day of the conference was the field of neurology. Four experts gave reports in the morning and three in the afternoon. On average, one person spoke for more than an hour.At the end of the meeting, there is also a concluding speech time.

The report meeting in the field of nerves, to Li Erdan, is like listening to the sky, various internal and external environments, various receptors, dendrites, axons, various neurons, glial, various..., Ni Ma, what a mess, I can't understand it at all.

It is completely normal for Li Erdan not to understand neurology in the field of Western medicine.The field of medicine is so extensive, and human energy is limited, who can cover everything?If Li Erdan explained the meridians and acupoints in the field of traditional Chinese medicine and the five elements of the human body to the brick family called Beast sitting here, I believe that a large number of people sitting here would have their eyes darkened, as if they were in a fog.

Not to mention, the original plan of the General Assembly Committee really included a personal report by me, Huaxia Li Erdan. The theme was to let him talk about some things about Chinese medicine, some things about meridians and acupuncture points, and his boast of penetrating the mysteries of the human body , can increase the life expectancy of human beings, and protect human beings from diseases.It is a pity that Li Erdan's personal report was not completed, and the meeting was cancelled.In Li Erdan's personal plan, he also wants to show some hands in the report meeting, so that those brick experts in the Western world who do not recognize Chinese medicine called beasts can see for themselves that the meridian is a magic horse, and the acupuncture points are a magic horse, and they will be blinded by their titanium alloys. Gouyan, let's rectify the name of Chinese medicine by the way.

Now it seems that Li Erdan can only choose another day to rectify the name of Chinese medicine.