Wuhu Mingyue

At noon on October 311, [-] A.D., Chang'an Changling, in the garden of the Fifth Yi Mansion

"Sun Sheng, is there something wrong with you?! It's such a cold day, what are you doing in this kind of garden where not even a hair can grow?! Look at the stones or these frozen ponds?!"

"It's really vulgar! Bald hair and long hair! I don't understand, since you hate following me so much, why do you insist on following me to Chang'an?!"

"I don't bring you here, can you recognize the way here?!"

"What a shame! I didn't guide you along the way, how many times have you lost your way!?"

"I'm just taking you for a ride on purpose when I'm idle and bored!"

"If Bei Gongchun hadn't given us two more horses, you could exhaust a horse to death in your idle and boring time!"

"Hey, it's been a long time since I've ridden a horse, and my whole body is itchy?! By the way, Sun Sheng, why do you think that old man in Fifth Yi avoids us?!"

"Grind our tempers! What reason can there be?! Let us enter the house and live in his house, and he still treats us with delicious food and drink. What are you not satisfied with?!"

"Satisfied?! Have you forgotten the purpose of our coming here?! Her Royal Highness is still anxiously waiting for us to report back! You are doing well! You are full and full, and you can come to this kind of bird garden for good luck?!"

"Fifth Yi wanted to grind us, how could he let us see easily?! I was just worried that if we stayed here for ten days and a half months, something bad would happen! That's why I wanted to go out for a walk. , maybe we can meet him?!"

"I can meet a fart! I think we should rush to smash the door again! I don't believe that old man Wu Yi can hide in the crevice of the rock?!"

"The old man didn't arrest the two of us and beat us up, he was already taking advantage of you and me! You still want to smash the door?! Is there still an addiction to smashing the door?! How rude!"

"Sun Sheng, is your skin itchy again?! Didn't you have a long memory when you were in the All-Difficult Army?!"

Sun Sheng looked at the bald-haired Sifuyan with a threatening face with a sneer, and just when he was about to sarcastically say a few more words, suddenly there were a few high-pitched recitations not far from his ears...

Relying on Chongqiu to dig wells, and denouncing the obscenity of the lake.

The dross of asceticism is turbid, and the waste is clear to entertain myself.

It's a sigh, but I feel it, and I lead the neighbors to the left.

Maijue soil is prosperous and works, ascending sweets and sweets in Xuanxu.

The body is like a round river, and it runs through five Ren.

The secluded spring is surging, and the Jinze is moist.

Hold the urn and draw, without setting up a machine.

Absolutely obscene, An this prudent

The vulgar respects its beauty, and I believe in it.

It is not only in nirvana but not insipidity, but also in grinding without phosphorus.

Although the target is not false, the real focus is on Dashun.

Thirsty people come to Xiang, travel is dependent.

Stop plowing and rest your shoulders, and meet unexpectedly.

Shen Huangli, Fu Zhunai...

"Good writing! Good writing!"

"Bald, do you really understand?!"

"Of course! This young master is also a gentleman..."

"Ha ha……"

"What?! Are you unconvinced?! Hmph! I knew you kid was always jealous of my talent! Do you want me to explain it to you and hear what it means?!"

Sun Sheng cast a teasing glance at the serious bald-haired Sifuyan, but he didn't even have any intention of perfunctory, and ran towards the place where the sound was made without hesitation!

"Hey! Sun Sheng! Where are you going?! Wait for me!"

After a while...

Wu Wuyi was stroking his white beard, looking at the scenery in front of him with a smile...

Shen Wei and a few maids also accompanied him, listening to him recite the stories in the poems...

Although Sun Sheng has never met Fifth Yi, but at this moment, if not Fifth Yi, who else is the old man in front of him? !

Sun Sheng adjusted his attire quickly, stepped forward and bowed in salute: "Descendants of Sun Chu, Sun Sheng pays homage to Mr. Joining the Army!"

But the fifth Yi, as if he had never heard of it, just continued to chant with his hands behind his back: "The raccoon head is like, fly to clear the dust to wash away..."

As soon as Sun Sheng heard this, he immediately interjected: "Pillow the mysterious stone to wash, and relax with joy..."

"Hahaha! Sure enough, you are a descendant of Sun Chu! It's just that I didn't expect you to be so young?!"

"My lord should have been very young when he recited the "Fu" written by our ancestors..."

"Hahaha! Good boy! This sharp mouth really looks like your grandfather! Hahaha, when Mr. Sun wrote this "Ode to the Well", it was when he was young, and the old man was not even born. Not born yet! Hahaha!"

"Your Majesty is generous, it was Sun Sheng who offended..."

Fifth Yi shook his head and said: "I really can't put it down to this "Ode to the Well". I often come to the garden to recite it in front of the mountains, rocks and flowing water. It can be regarded as expressing my feelings through the scenery, and thinking about others when I see things..."

"Could it be that my lord also wants to wash up the stones?! Or do you suddenly have the desire to retire?!"

"Sun Sheng! What are you two talking about?! What is "Shushi pillow flow"?! How do you wash your mouth with this stone?! How do you wash your mouth with running water?! What else is there to retreat?! The old man is getting old, not long ago Retired?!"

"Hahaha! Sun Sheng! This is the strong man you picked up?! Hahaha! His words remind me of the conversation between Wang Ji and your grandfather..."

"Sun Sheng! You kid, speak clearly?! Who picked it up?! And what does this have to do with Wang Ji?! You bunch of scholars, how do you speak so hard?!"

Sun Sheng was also recalled and interested by Wu Wuyi, so he explained to the bald-haired Sifulian: "This "Jing Fu" was written by my grandfather when he was young. Afterwards, he made a slip of the tongue and said Shuliu Zhenshi was Shushi Zhenliu, and was ridiculed by Wang Ji..."

"My mother! There are still capable people who can mock your old grandson's family?! Then how did your grandpa refute it?! It's impossible to admit it?! That's not like your grandson's family style... ..."

Sun Sheng naturally knew that it was the bald-haired Sifulian who was pointing at Sang and scolding Huaihuai, but he also looked at him with great interest when he saw Wu Yi, so he smiled lightly and said: "Grandfather retorted: So I sleep, I want to wash my ears; so Shushi , wanting to sharpen his teeth."

"Hahahahaha! This is all right?! Hahahaha! Sure enough, you learned people are eloquent! Could it be that they are all made of stone!? Hahaha!"

Fifth Yi also couldn't help laughing at what the bald-haired Sifulian said, which surprised Shen Wei who was beside him. It's been a long time since I saw my adoptive father so happy...

"Sun Sheng..., have you and your friends already had lunch?!"

"Master Joining the Army, I haven't used it yet..."

Fifth Yi nodded with a smile, and then said to Shen Wei: "Wei Wei, you take the two young masters to dinner, the old man is going to take a nap..."

"promise……"

"My lord Fifth, we have urgent matters to come to your lord this time! I am bald and thoughtful! I have also learned poetry and books since I was a child, and I hope that my lord can give me some advice! Oh! By the way, our princess Your Highness..."

But before the bald-haired Sifulian finished speaking, he was already limp on the ground...

But before Sun Sheng could recover from the sudden change, Shen Wei had already made another move!

(Although "Shi Shuo Xin Yu" recorded Sun Chu's story, but in terms of interestingness, it is not as good as netizen Yi Dun and Ma Shuheng for this allusion, citing scriptures and arguing with each other for this allusion! I was very excited to read it, so I wrote this chapter to chat with you and laugh.)

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