Wuhu Mingyue
Chapter 1386: Give me a bowl of soup
At noon on December 311, 22 A.D., inside and outside the north gate of Huangjin County, there were already a lot of swords and guns.
"Yang Hu, you bastard, hurry up and surrender to me, or I will chop off your father-in-law's head immediately, and then stomp his hands and feet to make soup."
Yang Nandi triumphantly glanced at the clansmen who were cheering for him, and immediately let a few pawns lead a ragged, disheveled old man to the city wall
"Yang Hu, take a good look at your father-in-law, Wang Jian, how much he has suffered! If you still have a conscience, you should get out and surrender quickly, lest the old man die without a whole body."
Standing on the dilapidated city wall, Yang Hu glanced down a few times. That old man with his ass pouted and constantly staring blindly at him, who else could it be if it wasn't Wang Jian?
Wang Jian's eyes rolled around a few times, and his mind was full of doubts and puzzles. He really couldn't figure out how Yang Hu returned to Jinjin County by such a coincidence. Could it be that he was beaten back by that bastard Li Yun?
"You mother has been watching for so long and still can't see clearly. Don't delay me with my mother. Be careful that I will get angry and kill you all."
"Yang Nandi, are you a mother or a brother? I forgot the oath when I prayed to heaven and earth and planted the fragrance. It's been a long time, and your mother is screaming and killing."
"Bah, if I hadn't thought about brotherhood, you old man would have died in the barren mountains long ago."
"Thank you brother, father-in-law, you haven't eaten yet, right?"
"I have eaten your brother's dry food, it is very delicious, and it doesn't hurt my teeth at all."
"Oh, my father-in-law, why do you like my new good brother so much? You even went to visit him specially. You see, my city is full of leaks, or you, the old man, will simply spend more time at the side of the difficult enemy brother." Wait for a few days, wait for my son-in-law to repair the city wall, and then take you back with eight big sedan chairs."
Wang Jian raised his wrinkled eyelids, then looked at Yang Nandi, who was smiling stiffly, and couldn't help but squirmed his lips.
Immediately, Yang Nandi's scalp became numb, afraid that this old man would really say he wanted to stay, so he quickly yelled at Yang Hu, "Yang Hu, you fucking shameless, you don't even want your own father-in-law! There is an inhuman son-in-law like you in the world."
"Didn't you fucking cook this old thing just now? You even want to eat your brother's father-in-law? Are you still a mother? That old thing's beriberi smells so bad that it can suffocate people, and you still want to use it to make soup you Mother’s disgusting or not, as long as you can drink it, you can share a bowl of soup with me.”
Yang Nandi's face turned red with anger, and he couldn't help shouting at Wang Jian, "Wang Jian, why don't you fart and kill this ungrateful bastard!"
But Wang Jian almost didn't laugh. He really didn't choose the wrong son-in-law at the beginning, otherwise if he really listened to Yang Nandi's nonsense and immediately left the city to surrender, then the two of them, Weng and his son-in-law, would undoubtedly die
"My son-in-law, then I will stay with your brother for a while. I see that there are many things I like to eat in his place, so I am really reluctant to leave."
"Okay, you can stay as long as you want, Yang Nandi will never dare to treat you badly, otherwise he will be a bastard who doesn't respect his elders."
Yang Nandi was so angry that he almost spat out a mouthful of old blood. He really never thought that this pair of Weng and son-in-law could be so shameless.
"Yang Hu, you son of a bitch, do you think I really dare not touch you? With your broken city wall leaking everywhere, and so many brothers behind me, you can be wiped out in an instant."
"Brother, you know that I am no longer your opponent, why do you still have to fight for something and still insist on taking my father-in-law as a hostage? To tell you the truth, I just came back from a defeated battle, and everything is gone. It was snatched away by that bastard Li Yun, and that kid monopolized all the generals of the coalition army by himself, brother, I really want to cry now and have no place to cry."
Yang Nandi's expression tightened immediately, and he couldn't help staring at Yang Hu a few more times.
"Brother, don't you believe that I originally wanted to go to Xixiang County to copy Li Yun's lair and swallow everything he had, but I didn't expect that. What a joke, when I was fighting with those bastards from the coalition army, that bastard actually attacked me so that I almost lost my life in Xixiang County, or else
Otherwise, why would I be willing to let my father-in-law go to Tangluo Road alone?"
"You fucking didn't lie to me"
"If I lie to you, my father-in-law will die immediately."
"cough cough"
Wang Jian couldn't help coughing violently, and managed to calm down, and immediately yelled at Yang Hu on the city wall, "You motherfuckers are really looking forward to my death, aren't you? Difficult to fight, you have to replace me!" Make the decision, go into the city immediately and kill this unfamiliar white-eyed wolf."
But at this moment
A panicked pawn suddenly ran to Yang Hu's side, and shouted loudly, "My lord is not well, Li Yun brought his men and horses to kill him!"
an hour later
Xixiang County, in a large room where prisoners are held in the yamen
The soldiers of the coalition forces hung their heads one by one, never thinking that there would be such a chance to revisit their old places
Duman looked at the extremely familiar environment in front of him with a dejected expression, especially when he smelled the disgusting smell of feces and urine, he couldn't help but think of the "wonderful" scene where he and Mingyue unexpectedly met here
Ding Taiyi also squatted on the ground with his head downcast, and then glared at Xie Ai not far away who was obviously out of his mind
"It's all my fault, it's all my fault, I shouldn't agree with your nonsense, let Mingyue go out alone, now that Zhang Xian has taken her away, I really don't know what he will do to her"
Mrs. Ding twitched the corners of her eyes, clenched her hands into fists, and her mind was full of unbearable scenes of Mingyue being bullied and insulted by all kinds of things.
"Hey, what's the matter with her? She's a woman. She won't die even if she's a princess. The big deal is that she gets tired of being played by Zhang Xian, and then she is thrown to his brothers."
"What the hell are you talking about, believe it or not, I'm going to beat you to death now"
Ding Taiyi jumped up suddenly, and rushed towards the shady pawn
"You are a fucking beast, you forgot that Mingyue was taken away by Zhang Xian to save us"
"Fuck your mother, it's you who forced her out, and now I know I regret it, and you're still blaming me and brothers for beating this Ding Taiyi to death together" To be continued
"Yang Hu, you bastard, hurry up and surrender to me, or I will chop off your father-in-law's head immediately, and then stomp his hands and feet to make soup."
Yang Nandi triumphantly glanced at the clansmen who were cheering for him, and immediately let a few pawns lead a ragged, disheveled old man to the city wall
"Yang Hu, take a good look at your father-in-law, Wang Jian, how much he has suffered! If you still have a conscience, you should get out and surrender quickly, lest the old man die without a whole body."
Standing on the dilapidated city wall, Yang Hu glanced down a few times. That old man with his ass pouted and constantly staring blindly at him, who else could it be if it wasn't Wang Jian?
Wang Jian's eyes rolled around a few times, and his mind was full of doubts and puzzles. He really couldn't figure out how Yang Hu returned to Jinjin County by such a coincidence. Could it be that he was beaten back by that bastard Li Yun?
"You mother has been watching for so long and still can't see clearly. Don't delay me with my mother. Be careful that I will get angry and kill you all."
"Yang Nandi, are you a mother or a brother? I forgot the oath when I prayed to heaven and earth and planted the fragrance. It's been a long time, and your mother is screaming and killing."
"Bah, if I hadn't thought about brotherhood, you old man would have died in the barren mountains long ago."
"Thank you brother, father-in-law, you haven't eaten yet, right?"
"I have eaten your brother's dry food, it is very delicious, and it doesn't hurt my teeth at all."
"Oh, my father-in-law, why do you like my new good brother so much? You even went to visit him specially. You see, my city is full of leaks, or you, the old man, will simply spend more time at the side of the difficult enemy brother." Wait for a few days, wait for my son-in-law to repair the city wall, and then take you back with eight big sedan chairs."
Wang Jian raised his wrinkled eyelids, then looked at Yang Nandi, who was smiling stiffly, and couldn't help but squirmed his lips.
Immediately, Yang Nandi's scalp became numb, afraid that this old man would really say he wanted to stay, so he quickly yelled at Yang Hu, "Yang Hu, you fucking shameless, you don't even want your own father-in-law! There is an inhuman son-in-law like you in the world."
"Didn't you fucking cook this old thing just now? You even want to eat your brother's father-in-law? Are you still a mother? That old thing's beriberi smells so bad that it can suffocate people, and you still want to use it to make soup you Mother’s disgusting or not, as long as you can drink it, you can share a bowl of soup with me.”
Yang Nandi's face turned red with anger, and he couldn't help shouting at Wang Jian, "Wang Jian, why don't you fart and kill this ungrateful bastard!"
But Wang Jian almost didn't laugh. He really didn't choose the wrong son-in-law at the beginning, otherwise if he really listened to Yang Nandi's nonsense and immediately left the city to surrender, then the two of them, Weng and his son-in-law, would undoubtedly die
"My son-in-law, then I will stay with your brother for a while. I see that there are many things I like to eat in his place, so I am really reluctant to leave."
"Okay, you can stay as long as you want, Yang Nandi will never dare to treat you badly, otherwise he will be a bastard who doesn't respect his elders."
Yang Nandi was so angry that he almost spat out a mouthful of old blood. He really never thought that this pair of Weng and son-in-law could be so shameless.
"Yang Hu, you son of a bitch, do you think I really dare not touch you? With your broken city wall leaking everywhere, and so many brothers behind me, you can be wiped out in an instant."
"Brother, you know that I am no longer your opponent, why do you still have to fight for something and still insist on taking my father-in-law as a hostage? To tell you the truth, I just came back from a defeated battle, and everything is gone. It was snatched away by that bastard Li Yun, and that kid monopolized all the generals of the coalition army by himself, brother, I really want to cry now and have no place to cry."
Yang Nandi's expression tightened immediately, and he couldn't help staring at Yang Hu a few more times.
"Brother, don't you believe that I originally wanted to go to Xixiang County to copy Li Yun's lair and swallow everything he had, but I didn't expect that. What a joke, when I was fighting with those bastards from the coalition army, that bastard actually attacked me so that I almost lost my life in Xixiang County, or else
Otherwise, why would I be willing to let my father-in-law go to Tangluo Road alone?"
"You fucking didn't lie to me"
"If I lie to you, my father-in-law will die immediately."
"cough cough"
Wang Jian couldn't help coughing violently, and managed to calm down, and immediately yelled at Yang Hu on the city wall, "You motherfuckers are really looking forward to my death, aren't you? Difficult to fight, you have to replace me!" Make the decision, go into the city immediately and kill this unfamiliar white-eyed wolf."
But at this moment
A panicked pawn suddenly ran to Yang Hu's side, and shouted loudly, "My lord is not well, Li Yun brought his men and horses to kill him!"
an hour later
Xixiang County, in a large room where prisoners are held in the yamen
The soldiers of the coalition forces hung their heads one by one, never thinking that there would be such a chance to revisit their old places
Duman looked at the extremely familiar environment in front of him with a dejected expression, especially when he smelled the disgusting smell of feces and urine, he couldn't help but think of the "wonderful" scene where he and Mingyue unexpectedly met here
Ding Taiyi also squatted on the ground with his head downcast, and then glared at Xie Ai not far away who was obviously out of his mind
"It's all my fault, it's all my fault, I shouldn't agree with your nonsense, let Mingyue go out alone, now that Zhang Xian has taken her away, I really don't know what he will do to her"
Mrs. Ding twitched the corners of her eyes, clenched her hands into fists, and her mind was full of unbearable scenes of Mingyue being bullied and insulted by all kinds of things.
"Hey, what's the matter with her? She's a woman. She won't die even if she's a princess. The big deal is that she gets tired of being played by Zhang Xian, and then she is thrown to his brothers."
"What the hell are you talking about, believe it or not, I'm going to beat you to death now"
Ding Taiyi jumped up suddenly, and rushed towards the shady pawn
"You are a fucking beast, you forgot that Mingyue was taken away by Zhang Xian to save us"
"Fuck your mother, it's you who forced her out, and now I know I regret it, and you're still blaming me and brothers for beating this Ding Taiyi to death together" To be continued
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