Wuhu Mingyue

By the river in Shangfenjing Village, two young people were relaxing by the river, humming a tune while relieved, and beside them was a big yellow dog with its eyes wide open, its tongue sticking out, and wheezing Gasp!

"Dahei, what are you looking at? I said why is your bitch so shameless?!" The slightly older young man muttered dissatisfiedly to the big yellow dog beside him.

"Hahaha, Brother Lang, you are a big yellow dog, and you are always with you, especially when you are shitting and peeing, hahaha!"

Hearing the ridicule of the little guy beside him, A Lang was not annoyed, he just laughed and said: "Hahaha, you monkey, you don't know, this dog has been so virtuous since he was a child, hahaha!" A jerk, trembling all over, shouted: "It's comfortable, it's comfortable! It's so fucking comfortable. After urinating and then shaking it, the whole body feels comfortable! Hahaha!"

The monkey also trembled, and said comfortably, "Yeah, I was suffocated to death before! Brother Lang, your method is good, why did you think of it and suffocated it first?"

"Hey, take it hard, the longer you hold it in, the more enjoyable it will be when you urinate, hahaha!"

"Hey, aren't you afraid of being choked up?!"

"Hahaha, it doesn't matter, I'm a monk, it doesn't matter! You are different, if your little thing is suffocated, your big brother will ask me to settle accounts, hahaha!"

Dahei also seemed very excited, barking wildly as he stared at the monkey, and even jumped up and down!

The monkey quickly put away his trousers and kicked Dahei. Unfortunately, Dahei seemed to be a smart dog, and ran away after brushing it, and then continued to pant at the monkey for a while!

Seeing this scene, A Lang immediately burst into laughter: "Hahaha! Dahei, do you want to be so impatient? Can I find you a male dog tomorrow?!"

"Damn! Brother Alang, you don't want to bury people like this, right? You are treating me like a male dog together with your bitch! It's too bullying!"

"Hahaha, it's Dahei! It's not me! Hahaha!"

"Woof, woof, woof!" Dahei seemed very satisfied with Alang's words, and barked at Alang three times as a reward!

The monkey looked at A Lang and his dog, his face darkened immediately, and he said unhappily: "Brother A Lang, let me ask you why Da Hei is obviously a yellow dog, but you insist on calling him Da Hei, and it is too rude to call him such a nondescript name." Isn't it strange!"

"Hey, haven't you seen the things it does? It's either stealing chickens, chasing out mice, or digging holes. I have survived starvation several times thanks to the food it stole. Also, you Look at it also likes to peek at men, this dog has done dirty things a lot! If you don’t call it Dahei, what is it called?!”

Hearing that his master was praising it, Dahei immediately rolled happily on the ground several times, then got up all at once, and barked three more happy dogs at Dahei, sticking out his tongue and drooling...

"Hahaha, look at this dog, it's too human!"

But the monkey couldn't laugh at all, because Dahei had already run to his side, bit the monkey's pants, and kept wagging its tail!

"Help... help! Brother Alang! Me, me, me... I'm afraid of dogs!"

"Hahaha, don't be afraid, Dahei is making out with you. Look, he is not that affectionate to me, hahaha!"

"Help!!! Help! Me, me... my god!" The monkey was so frightened that he fled here and there. He was really afraid of dogs since he was a child. The aftermath of the next...

But Dahei thought it was the monkey showing affection to him and wanted to play with it, so naturally he chased him all the way excitedly!

This time, Ah Lang, who was watching the play, laughed so hard that his stomach hurts!

Not long after, Dahei threw the panicked monkey to the ground, and kept licking the monkey with his dog tongue. Like that, I really wanted to leave all the saliva on the monkey's face...

A Lang couldn't stop laughing, so he hurried to the monkey to hug Dahei, and there was only the monkey with a face full of saliva left on the ground...

Dahei, who was held aside by Alang, was extremely reluctant and dissatisfied. He barked wildly at Alang, but he was kicked away by Alang after a few barks, and could only whimper with his tail between his legs. He shrank to the side and hummed lowly, but those dog eyes never left the monkey for a moment!

And at this moment, A Lang seemed to have noticed something amiss by the river, and his eyes were fixed on the river!

In fact, there was no movement on the river, but something seemed to be floating slowly from a distance, because it was too dark to see anything clearly, so we could only wait for the thing to slowly float over by itself!

After a while!

"Look! Monkey! Get up and look! There is a man on the river! Let's save him!" A Lang ran towards the slowly drifting thing after saying this!

The monkey had also got up on the ground at this time, and finally wiped off the saliva all over his face, and saw Brother Alang running out quickly, so he had to follow up quickly, and his eyes were also looking towards the river, ah!There really is one!

Not long after, a corpse-like object was salvaged from the river by Alang and the monkey. Because it was winter, Alang and the monkey were frozen to death!

But looking at the rescued person, he seemed to be dead, motionless. Could it be that he was really dead? !

"Unlucky! It's really unlucky, a dead person! It's a dead little girl! Brother Alang, look, she's not breathing anymore." The monkey stretched out his hand to test the corpse's nose, but there was no sign of exhalation!

"Don't worry, I'll try it!" A Lang squatted on the ground after finishing speaking, and picked up the dead body of the little girl in front of him, put it on his knee, and slapped her on the back vigorously!

It's a pity that there was no movement after taking pictures for a long time, not even a trace of water flowed out of the mouth!

"Strange, logically speaking, even if she drowned, she should have poured a lot of water. I took pictures for so long and she didn't spit out any water from her mouth. Could it be that she was thrown into the water after she died?!"

"Unlucky! It's really unlucky, brother Alang, what are you doing, throw it into the river quickly, it's normal for someone to die these days, but I have to go back to the camp to change clothes, I'm freezing to death! "

"Yeah, you go back first!" A Lang ignored the monkey and walked away on his own, only paying attention to the female corpse in his hand nervously!

At this time, Dahei also ran over, sniffing at the little female corpse, and barking at Alang as if he had discovered something!

"What? You think she's not dead yet?!"