Moe Journey

Chapter 0010 Elric's Great Loss

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From chocolate bananas to fried noodles, then stinky tofu, fried chicken wings, dumplings and spring rolls, all kinds of snacks made Erza, who had never eaten these things, satisfied her spirit and body. .

But in contrast, Elric's complexion is getting worse and worse. You know, as a man who lives at home and takes care of himself, Elric's cooking skills are definitely at the level of a super chef. .

As a gluttonous foodie, Elric is proficient in Chinese, Japanese, British, French, and various dim sum and cooking methods. Of course, he has never presented these techniques in front of Erza and Leier. showed.

The purpose, of course, is for the legendary contrast strategy——as a good student, the monitor suddenly found that the worst boy in the class sent warm milk and a rain-proof thing to a kitten on a rainy day. The sensitivity was full in an instant, and then a pair of shameless campus couples started something.

Isn't this kind of plot popular with readers?Moreover, according to the information on page No. 6.1.2 of the "Traveler's Handbook v12.

Definitely?Otherwise, how could the senior dragon have captured the legendary dragon's peace of mind with a piece of barbecue full of proficiency?You know, the giant dragons in that era were generally girls!So a new era of dragon knights was born shamelessly—why shameless?Well, Dragon Knight Dragon Knight, the focus is on the word "riding", ahem.

Elric knelt alone in the secluded woods next to the celebration, pounding the ground with tears streaming down his face, and said, "Isn't this a pit traveler? The level of food in other worlds that was agreed to lower the average value of the universe? This he meow There are twenty or thirty kinds of snacks at a glance! This is just a small place! If you go to a bigger city, wouldn’t there be hundreds of kinds?”

Therefore, one should be cautious when investing, and it is dangerous to enter the pit. Elric's "Contrast Strategy" Da. Fa failed miserably at the level of food that is full of superiority in this world.

"Damn it, since the style cannot be surpassed, then the taste must be surpassed!!" Elric stood up, clenched his fists and burned.

Burn, my little universe!

With flames in his eyes, Elric walked towards Erza and Leier who were standing in the middle of the road, and said, "Is it delicious?"

Erusa was holding a very small bowl, which contained fried noodles that could be eaten in one or two bites, and said while eating: "Yeah, fried noodles should be as chewy as rubber bands and rich in flavor. Burnt smell!"

Lei Er took a small bite of a bowl of curry rice and said, "That's right, curry has a series of flavors such as sweet curry, spicy curry, and so on, and mine is an instant flavor~"

After trying the fried noodles, Erza picked up a small bowl of ramen and said, "Ramen seems to be cooked until it puffs up to be delicious!"

ha? ?A chewy texture like a rubber band?Does it still taste burnt?Instant curry? ?Ramen cooked until puffed up...

Elric said feebly: "Isn't that all terrible?"

Hearing Elric's exclamation, Erza and Leier were as if they had lost all their strength, and Leier said: "You said it! You said that taboo line! Say it!" It's all over!"

Elric was stunned and said, "Huh?"

Leier pouted and said, "I finally participated in a celebration, and it feels like it was all wasted."

Erza also said with a pity on her face: "I don't feel like I have any appetite anymore."

The corners of Elric's eyes twitched as he looked at the listless Erza and Rael, his mouth was open and he couldn't make a sound.

Leier said with a sad face: "Speaking of participating in the celebration, it is the atmosphere. Even if the food is unpalatable, it would be nice to have that atmosphere, but how can such a thing be said! Once the atmosphere adds to the food If it is said to be broken, there will be no more! Woohoo!"

Erza also showed a sad expression when she heard Rael's words, and said, "My...my first celebration..."

Elric's face turned extremely pale, so there is such a thing!I'm really sorry that the time without a girlfriend in reality is the same as the time in this world!There are girlfriends in online games, at most, they just brush dungeons together and have never participated in the celebration in the game. I'm really sorry! !

Because it is an intelligent game, occasional celebrations will be held in some cities, but most of the time, players are just trying their luck, and will not run there just to participate in a certain city's celebration, just like this world.

Although there is a game panel or something, Elric can be sure that this panel is really tasteless.

Have you ever seen a character window that can only record the player's name and gender and level?Have you ever seen a skill list with only passive skills above?

Have you ever seen an online game with almost only these two windows?

Okay, let’s stop complaining, let’s get back to the original topic.

Elric sighed, then scratched his head, and said, "Okay, I'll make it up to you."

The content of compensation is naturally equal to the content of making the other party sad.

Elric said to Erza and Rael, "Wait a minute."

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Erza and Leier stared blankly at the smiling, long-haired beauty in celebration-style clothes who was selling food in front of the stove.

Rael said: "Why do you say that? Why did it become like this?"

Elric glanced at Leier, and said with a very serious expression: "I asked, men rent a booth for [-] copper coins an hour, and women rent a booth for [-] copper coins an hour!"

Leier complained fiercely: "Two copper coins! Is your integrity only worth two copper coins?? With two copper coins, you give up your male identity!!"

Elric shook his head seriously, and said to Leier: "You are too naive, you know, standing behind a snack shop, the attractiveness of a man and a woman are completely different! Have you ever heard of a Kanban girl? It’s a waiter in a small shop! Let a cute girl greet customers! Why is it a Kanban girl and not a Kanban boy! It’s because of the attractiveness of girls!!”

Looking at the burning Elric, Rael complained indifferently: "Simply speaking, it is to use the girl's cute appearance to attract more customers to spend, isn't it?"

Elric gave a thumbs up and said to Leier: "You found out!"

Just when Leier and Erza were about to continue complaining, a customer said: "Well, I want a fried noodle."

There was a gentle smile on the corner of Elric's mouth. He clasped his hands together and placed them slightly to the left on his chest. He tilted his head and said with a smile, "Wait a minute, big brother~"

The next moment, the customer showed a healed expression, and said with a smirk, "It's okay, it's okay, take your time, hehehe."

Looking at this scene, Leier fell on Ersha's body in pain and said, "Elusha..."

Erza pursed her lips, looked at Leier, and said, "What's wrong?"

Rael raised her head with tears in her eyes, and said, "If, if I thought Elric just now was cute, would I have lost my life!"

After hearing this, Erza was silent for a while, and then said to Leier seriously: "Look!"

"Eh?" Under Rael's puzzled eyes, Erza smiled and said, "Change!"

The next moment, Erza's clothes were instantly switched to a miniskirt maid outfit, and with the black stockings and the absolute white area between the skirt and the socks, it was even more delicious to eat.

Eh?Why is it edible?Humph, haven't you heard a word!Beautiful and delicious! !

Ersha said with a straight face: "Let's see who is the number one beautiful girl! This is the outcome!"

After hearing Erza's words, Rael held her head weakly. Too bad, Erza's problem of "as long as there is a victory or defeat, I must participate" appeared.

After hearing Erza's declaration of "Let's compare and see who is the cutest", the crowd cheered.

At this time, a person who seemed to be a manager came over and said, "You two beauties, it's not interesting for you to compete in private like this, right? Why don't you participate in the first beauty contest in the celebration?"

Erza burned up in an instant, and then said: "Okay! Let the horse come here!"

Elric rubbed his chin, um, is this the favorite plot in the legend?By the way, what are the benefits of such a beauty contest?

So he asked, "Excuse me, what prizes will the winners get?"

The administrator handed out a piece of paper and said, "Hey, I happen to be the staff responsible for finding cute girls to participate in the competition. This is the flyer. Here it is. If you sign up, just go there."

With that said, the manager pointed to the large square in the center of the town.

Erza nodded, and looked at Elric together.

There are three links, the first is a simple chat between the judges and the contestants, which creates the first image for everyone, then the talent show, and the last is the scoring link. The audience can give the contestants any time. For example, as soon as the contestants appear on the stage , you think this woman is disgusting and I don't like it, you can give him zero points, and the judges are the same.

And in the end, the total score of the audience will be divided by the number of people, and the average score will be used to calculate the audience score of the contestants - a full score of [-] points.

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