Moe Journey

Starting tomorrow, I will try 2 updates, one at 7:17 in the morning and one at [-]:[-] in the afternoon.

Then don't misunderstand Erza's parents because of this chapter.

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Lord Viscount waved his hand and said, "No problem, let's go."

Elric lowered his head and said, "I knew you would disagree, but I want to tell you, even if you... eh?"

Elric raised his head, looked at the stern Viscount with a surprised face, and asked, "Well, my lord Viscount? Forgive me for my clumsy ears, what did you just say?"

Lord Viscount leaned on the sofa, raised his right leg, put his ankle on the knee of his left leg, then yawned and said, "I said it's okay, let's go."

Elric glanced at Lord Viscount with a look of astonishment, then glanced at Erza beside her who was pale and muttering "I'm not important at all", swallowed, and said, "Well, why?"

Lord Viscount sighed, put his legs down, then bent over, put his arms on his knees, and said, "Let me tell you, what, uh, is Erza? It turned out that when I was very young, I was very Very cute, really super cute, just like an angel, but I don’t know why, when she was a child, she suddenly turned into a flaming bird-like monster on the street, not only frightened the children who played with her, but also because She was terrified herself, so she ran around flapping her wings, set a block of houses on fire, and after she recovered, she was ostracized by the other kids, and then she became so socially awkward."

Elric looked out of the window with sad eyes. This is not good at dealing. Hey, if a stranger sees Erza, he will definitely be annoyed by her serious attitude, which is born of her natural stupidity and queen dual personality. arrived.

For example, should the battle be upright?Although she doesn't require her partners to be the same as herself (mainly the professions of thieves and assassins are recognized in guerrillas), but if you are a thief and you fight against Erza, you will be called " Aren't you coming to fight in a dignified way?" and so on, all kinds of knight lines were so annoying that they vomited blood-this is not a lie, Erza and two rogue-type adventurers have sparred, and both of them vomited blood.

For another example, when we first met, Elusa would strongly believe that we should abide by the principle of "friendship" when we get along with friends we just met, prohibit quarrels, and get along well, making people feel like the monitor of elementary school students Of course, if they get along for a long time, Erissa will be like this now, and can watch Elric and Rael's play with a smile.The reason for this is that Elusa is afraid that she will hurt others again and let others reject her again.

There are various other situations that make it difficult for Erza to communicate normally with people in the first place, unless you can bear Erusa's incomparably serious character, and then get acquainted with her slowly, and finally will be besties.

Lord Viscount continued: "This is not the problem, do you know? In fact, Erza likes to wear princess dresses and gothic lolita dresses, but since she became unsociable, Erza started wearing armor!"

The Viscount roared at the top of his lungs, and then took out a photo album from his pocket. Seeing this scene, Elric complained frantically: "How did you take out a4 from the pocket that feels small when you put two cards in it?" A photo album as big as paper, is that your four-dimensional pocket!"

Lord Viscount looked at Elric very contemptuously, and said: "It looks like someone who doesn't follow trends, this is the pocket that comes with the most popular clothes now, and there are various magic circles in it, heh, storing this volume My photo album is a trifle, and one piece only sells for fifty gold coins, dear."

Elric looked out of the window with a sad expression. One copper coin is about one RMB, so one silver coin is one hundred copper coins or one hundred yuan, one gold coin is ten thousand copper coins, which is ten thousand yuan, and fifty gold coins is 1 ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! !

Damn rich man, damn rich man, damn rich man, Elric showed a dark expression on his face, looking at Lord Viscount, do you want to kill people for money...

Lord Viscount suddenly remembered something, and said to Elric: "Ah, by the way, you have been suffering for so long, and these ten gold coins can be regarded as letting you relax."

Elric looked at the ten gold coins in his hand, sat on the seat, leaned his upper body, put his hands on the table, resting his forehead on the back of his hands, and said in the indifferent eyes of Lord Viscount, Erza and the butler, "Please let me I call you your father."

Lord Viscount glanced at Erza and said, "Uh...he...what has he been through in the past six months?"

Erza said with a confused face: "This... I'm not very clear..."

The butler suddenly complained: "Master Elric, is your integrity only worth 10 yuan!"

When Elric heard this, he immediately stood up and retorted: "Give me 10 yuan and I'll be yours!!"

Then, Elric was pulled violently by Erza, and he was pulled into her arms. Erik said to Elric, "Okay, Rick, listen to your father."

Elric's face was livid, and he was roaring in his heart: "Elusha, how many times have I told you not to hug someone's head in armor? It hurts so much!" !

The Viscount looked at the two people who fell in love with each other (??), wiped the sweat from his forehead, and continued: "Then, since Erza stopped wearing those clothes, the child and I are very sad. But Woolen cloth……"

Having said that, Lord Viscount glanced at Erza and Elric, and said, "Lik, your appearance has given us a chance."

Elric's heart ignited, could it be that I am the legendary savior?Hahaha, as expected, only such an identity is worthy of Yushu's graceful and graceful uncle, hahahaha.

The Viscount said seriously: "Because of your appearance, Erza went on a trip, so I can finally raise my second child with Madam in peace."

"..." Elric turned his head stiffly, and said, "Huh?"

Lord Viscount covered his face and said: "Ah, you don't know yet, in fact, Ersha's mother has been pregnant for more than nine months now, oh hehe, she is about to give birth, it has already made the adventure People from the guild have checked it, she is a girl, oh hehe, definitely inherited her mother's beauty~"

"..." Elric covered his face, wait, something seems wrong?

Erza stood up abruptly, and said, "We've only been out for half a year!!"

That's right, we've only been out for half a year, why did we get pregnant in September!Where is this weird? ?

Lord Viscount leaned on the sofa, buttoned his nose, then flicked it, and said indifferently: "Eh? Didn't I say? Ah, I'm sorry, I was pregnant for more than three months before you went out. Just didn't say it."

"..." Elric covered his face again, why didn't he say anything.

As if sensing Elric's heart, the Viscount said: "Think, if I tell you, Erza will be very excited about having a younger sister, right? Think, what if, what if the child is born , after getting along with Erza for a long time, what if the second daughter also likes armor? No matter how you think about this kind of thing, it’s very sad, isn’t it?”

Elric thought with a blank expression on his face: No, no, no, from all angles, your thoughts are very sad.

So Elric asked, "What are you going to do if I don't show up?"

The Viscount gave a big thumbs up with a big smile, and said: "Isn't it very simple, just find an excuse to let Elusa go out to practice for four or five years, and when she comes back, oh hehe, our little princess has already been trained She has a gentle and virtuous princess personality, hahaha!"

"Well... From every angle, I think such parents are terrible..." Elric covered his face and said to Erza.

Erza covered her face and said: "Father, don't worry, I also feel that I am ashamed of your education for me when I grow up like this, so I will not prevent my sister from growing up in the way of the ideal woman in your mind." .”

Ersha, you are here again, it's not right for such a serious character to appear now, you are naturally dumbfounded! !

Elric suddenly felt that he was under a lot of pressure, and he said to Lord Viscount, "Well, Lord Viscount, I want to say..."

Lord Viscount glanced at Elric and said, "My daughter will give you twenty gold coins."

Elric held Lord Viscount's hand in both hands with a serious face, and said, "Please rest assured, Father-in-law, I will definitely protect Erza well."

So, Elric, where did your integrity go?

At this time, Phyllis suddenly pushed open the door and rushed in with a panicked face, saying, "Husband... madam is about to give birth!"

"What!!" Everyone was shocked, lying in a big trough, why did she give birth all of a sudden? ?

Lord Viscount suddenly stood up and said, "Didn't you say that the due date is next week?"

Phyllis said nervously: "It seems that the carriage bumped, so..."

Oh no! !Everyone's heart began to gallop.

Lord Viscount immediately said: "Hurry up and find a doctor for me!!!"

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