Moe Journey

Chapter 0022 Beasts!

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Elric was stunned, he looked at the woman lying on the hospital bed in a daze, stretched out his hand tremblingly, pointed to the woman on the hospital bed and said, "This is...Elusha's mother?"

Erza nodded with a smile and said, "Yes, this is my mother."

Elric rushed over and grabbed Lord Viscount by the collar, and said, "You beast!!"

When Lord Viscount heard these words, his whole face turned livid. He looked at Elric and growled, "I... I'll just say it, my wife, she is 29 years old this year."

Elric breathed a sigh of relief, then turned his head and said, "What, so I'm already 29 years old."

He breathed a sigh of relief, and then saw Erza.

"Eh? Wait!" Elric covered his head, took a deep breath, and then said in an extremely painful tone: "Well, let me ask, Ersha's mother is indeed El Sha's biological mother?"

The Viscount snorted coldly and said, "This is the only wife in my life, what's your opinion!"

Elric squatted on the ground with his head in his hands, and murmured: "Wait, let me calm down, um, Erza is 16 years old this year? Well, and Erissa's mother is 29 years old this year? That is to say... ..."

He stood up abruptly, grabbed Lord Viscount's collar again with a frantic face, and said, "Aren't you still a beast!!"

Lord Viscount also looked a little embarrassed, he scratched his face, and said: "Well, cough, that, well, how should I put it, uh, although, it is true that it is too early to have a child at the age of 13, but, cough cough, please calm down A little, because now you can get married at the age of 12."

"Oh oh oh oh!!" Elric hugged his hair and let out a low growl, "Damn it, how could it be like this, being able to marry a 12-year-old little loli is really... too envious... too It's a beast! This kind of envy... Cough, what makes people angry, is abominable!!"

Although Elric made such accusations, some special emotions leaked between the accusations, such as envy, jealousy, or envy, jealousy, and hatred, made some people around "Ah, that's how it is" with a clear smile.

In short, Elric stood up, looked at the super petite mother on the bed, although she was 29 years old, her height was less than 1.5 meters, and murmured: "Mother... Is..."

Erlica looked into Elric's eyes, blinked, then reached out, held his hand, and said, "It's okay, I'm still here."

Elric lowered his head, smiled, and said to Erza, "Thank you."

Raising his head, Elric showed an apologetic smile to Lord Viscount and the others, and said, "Sorry, I'll leave first."

The Viscount looked at Elric, then at Erza who was chasing after Elric, frowned, and said, "What's wrong?"

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Elric sat on the grass in front of the hospital with his back against a tree, covered his face, shook his head, and said, "Tsk."

Erza, who rushed over, looked at Elric sitting on the grass with her head bowed, showing a worried expression, walked over, stroked Elric's hair and said, "Lick, what's wrong?"

"Well, how should I put it?" Elric looked at Ersha's worried expression, smiled relievedly, and said, "I'm just a little envious, jealous, hateful nobleman, who actually...chuck...can make a 12-year-old Little Lolita is pregnant with...Chi Liu...with her own child."

The expression on Erza's face froze, and then she moved Elric's shoulder and said, "Lik, you have to remember that it's okay to shoot someone with a loli size, but it's absolutely not allowed to shoot at a loli!"

The corners of Elric's eyes twitched as he looked at Ersha's serious expression, and said in a detached voice, "Is this the aspect you paid attention to?"

"That's right!" Erza nodded, "It's too scumbag to attack a child!"

"Pfft!" Elric almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, and then said to Ersha: "Before this, you have to know that your father impregnated your 12-year-old mother and gave birth to you." Come!"

Erza was stunned and said, "Huh?"

Elric covered his face in pain, and said, "Didn't you face up to this fact?"

Erza shook her head and said, "No, that, but when I was sensible, my mother was already there!"

"Ugh!" Elric covered his head and wailed, don't let me be natural in this kind of place!

Sighing heavily, Elric knows that sometimes, you need to be calm. If you discuss a problem with a natural fool, natural fool can make you deeply realize the power of natural fool, so just ignore it .

Standing up, he patted the scraps of grass sticking to his pants, then stretched heavily, and said to the sky with a smile: "Work hard~"

"Lik, you..." Erza tilted her head, looked at the boy smiling at the sky, and couldn't help shouting.

"Huh? What's the matter? Erissa." Elric tilted his head, looked at Erissa, and responded with a smile.

"It always feels like you've regained your vitality." Tilting her head and looking at Elric, Erza made her own evaluation.

Elric was about to speak with a smile, but was interrupted by a roar from far and near: "Ai-Ai-Ai-Er-Er-Like!"

Hearing this voice, Elric suddenly showed an expression of enlightenment, and said, "It turned out to be close to pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Elric's abdomen was kicked fiercely by the galloping Leier, accompanied by the sound of the broken spine, was Leier's roar: "Where is the child!!"

Elric spun at a high speed of 7 degrees in the air with a peaceful face, and then fell heavily on the ground, rolling to an open space not far away like a wheel.

With Elusa covering her forehead and looking helpless, Elric slowly got up, clutching her waist, and said to Leier: "Don't you know that a man's kidney is a very important thing?" !!"

Rael sneered, and said to Elric: "Did you know that assassins have a technique called kidney shot!"

Elric showed a terrified expression, and said: "This trick is really too vicious, who came up with it!"

Rael raised her right hand lightly, let out three consecutive smiles of "Eh heh heh, Eh heh heh, Eh heh heh heh", and said to the pale Elric, "Do you know you're afraid?"

Elric roared: "Who the hell came up with this kind of attack method of hitting the opponent with a kidney, so that the opponent will be frightened by a sudden kidney, and make orz unconscious and let others slaughter him for x seconds!"

"..." Leier, who was extremely confident, suddenly felt that she was losing all her strength. She raised her hand and said weakly, "Well, that's not what Kidney Shot means..."

Elric covered his face, and said in surprise: "What a terrifying attack! This kind of technique where you can take out a kidney at will and hit someone else, and then put it back on after the beating is really amazing!"

Rael suddenly felt that Elric's understanding of his own structure seemed to have some inhuman understanding! !Whose kidneys are detachable? Hey!

Rael, who was just about to complain, found Elric clutching her stomach and laughing wildly: "Hahahaha, hahahaha, what an idiot! I really believed it, hahaha!"

"...hehehehehe..." Leier lowered her head, feeling that...

"Human beings should die [-] times!!" Rael roared, and rushed towards Elric, saying, "Surrender to me!! Shadow attack!"

Elric was startled by Rael who suddenly disappeared, then slipped and fell backwards.

A knife almost slid across his scalp, and Elric, who fell down, happened to see Rael's knife grazing his scalp and stabbing forward.

Falling to the ground, Elric raised his head and said in surprise, "Wow, Rael, it's bear-patterned underwear today!"

Looking stiffly at Elric who was lying on the ground and peeping at her from under her skirt, Leier's face turned red, she raised her head, stepped on Erric's face fiercely, and said: " Pervert, go to hell!"

Elric showed a healed expression under Leier's shoes, gave Leier a thumbs up, and said, "It's better to see from the angle of raising the legs, very good!"

The blush on Leier's face changed from light red to deep red, and after a few gorgeous continuous tramples, Elric felt as if something white was slowly flying out of his body.

Leyle watched a white ball-like thing fly out of Elric's mouth, and said to Ersha: "Elusha, what should I do if the soul comes out!!"

Elusha stared dumbfounded at the soul of the bewildered Elric floating in mid-air, pulled it away, stuffed it into Erric's mouth, and said, "Swallow it!"

In this way, Elric was revived, which is really gratifying, gratifying and congratulating.

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