Moe Journey

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Let's start again, at the exit of the town, the three people once again looked at the town with melancholy... er, well, to be precise, Erza and Elric were looking at the town with melancholy eyes.

Leyle held his forehead helplessly and said, "I said, two?"

Elric stretched out his hand suddenly, stopping Rael's next words, and said in a sad and sad tone: "Let me and Erza take a look at this town that is about to leave, It is possible that we will not come back for a year, five years..."

Leier was silent, yes, she is about to leave her home to explore unknown areas, this is not travel, no one knows what kind of monsters there are in unknown areas!No one knows whether he will die suddenly in the unknown field, and the memory of his hometown makes people unbearable to stop it.

"That's what I said." Leyle sighed and said, "But, I want to remind you two that this scene has happened four times just now, and I remind you for the fifth time that you are already standing here. It's been three hours, can you hurry up and leave?"

Elric made a very fake, very fake voice, so fake that people could almost recognize it at a glance, coughed, then touched his nose in embarrassment, and hugged Lei in a tone of "we know each other very well, good buddy". Just as he was about to speak, a gleaming dagger was placed on his nose.

"First, take your hands away." Leyle glanced at the one that was originally hugging her shoulders, but it slid down the shoulders before hugging her for a second, and then went through her armpit to touch her chest. Salty trotter, "Second, if you are going to say 'Oh, little Lei, wait a minute, Erza is going to really take a long trip', please shut your mouth if you have said this sentence four times .”

Elric shrunk his nose, retracted his left hand with a weak face, then looked at the resolute Leier, and said: "I already know, Leier, I know, I am a criminal Man... pooh!"

Before Elric could finish speaking, Leier flew up and kicked him in the abdomen, then made a gorgeous turn in mid-air, and landed on the ground again. Looking at Elric who rolled her eyes and fell to the ground, she sneered: " If you play dead again, it’s not kicking, I think it’s necessary for my dagger to have friendly communication with your crotch!”

Elric stood up with a bang, adjusted his collar, and then said to Leier: "Okay, I understand, let's go now, let's go now!"

Erza turned around slowly and said, "Let's go!"

"..." Rael glanced at Elric, and whispered, "So she is really sad?"

Elric shook his head with a confused face, and said, "That... Actually, I don't know either."

Rael hit Elric's abdomen with an elbow in anger, and said viciously: "I don't know how much you like her because you have been waiting here for more than three hours!"

Elric clutched his stomach, and said helplessly, "Please, Leier, I'm a fiancée with her. Is it wrong for me to like her? No? Absolutely not?"

"Ah! I'm so bored, I'm so bored, no, no, no, no!" Rael pushed Elric away angrily, and walked in front angrily, hum, isn't it just that there is a child? There is a child!Are you amazing? !

Elric and Erusa hurried to catch up, looking at Leier, who has become strange since coming to this city, inexplicably, what's going on?

Of course it was because of the jealousy of a woman. Of course, the three people present were all... hey.

Leyle walked in the front, looked at Ersha and Elric who were walking side by side, and muttered: "Huh, you won't come to see me after you have a baby... Huh." In fact, you are not lonely because you have not been molested ? ?

Elric rubbed his head, always feeling that something is wrong with Rael now!

Could it be that?Is it because my uncle's charm has declined?This is unscientific, shouldn't a handsome guy like this be so fascinated by this little girl!

Doesn't it mean that the soul is scattered?Don't use idioms indiscriminately!Copy the idiom dictionary a hundred times for me!

After Elric discovered the problem, he strode forward, leaned against the tree trunk, looked at Leier, raised the corner of his mouth slightly, then crossed his arms, with the palm of his right hand facing Leier, and stretched out his index finger He waved his middle finger and said, "Yo!"

Leyle walked over without moving her eyes, and slashed the dagger in Elric's head, causing Elric to shrink back quickly, and then looked at Ersha who was walking over with puzzled eyes, no? Ah, my performance just now was definitely a [-]% prince!

Erza looked at Leier and Elric, and suddenly realized: "Like, Leier doesn't think you are not handsome, but you are lonely!"

"Huh?" Elric was stunned, "ha" in a questioning tone, and then stared at Rael strangely.

Leyle's face flushed red, and she said to Elric: "Who is so... who is lonely! I will not be lonely! Idiot, idiot! Idiot, idiot!" You are not lonely, you are called arrogant ?

Elric suddenly realized, that's right, no wonder he felt something was wrong, it turned out that it was because he didn't molested Rael!

With his right hand clenched and hammering on the palm of his open left hand, Elric said loudly: "I just said why I feel wrong these days, so it's because of this!"

Elric, who came to his senses, quickly walked towards Rael.Seeing Elric approaching, Rael blushed immediately.

Elric showed a standard aristocratic smile, and gently stopped in front of Leier, with his right hand touching his chest and his left behind his back, speaking with a voice that was [-]% magnetic and [-]% seductive. Said: "This beautiful elf lady..."

Rael, who had never seen this side of Elric before, said in a panic: "Eh... eh? What should I do? I... what should I do... um... what's the matter?"

Elric gave a good-natured chuckle and said, "Can you show me your panties?"

"..." Erza covered her mouth violently, then turned around stiffly, and the next moment, her shoulders began to shake wildly.Rick, this move is too ruthless.

Leier's blushing face became extremely stiff in an instant, it seemed to have turned pale, and it was even cracked!

She lowered her head tremblingly, but the corners of her mouth could not stop rising, and she said in an angry voice with a smile: "Erric, you are trying to die! Suffer me!!"

Skillfully taking out the dagger, holding it in her hand, Leier rushed towards Elric.

Elric turned sideways, and after avoiding Rael's pounce, he quickly turned around, then squatted on the ground, looked from behind Rael, and sighed: "Oh, oh, is it a carrot pattern today? Rael, you really have so many patterns on your underwear, but why... Hey!"

Jumping up to avoid Rael's dagger, Elric continued to taunt: "Why do you have such childish underwear? Is it to show that the same as your appearance, a ****-level heart hahaha!"

Veins visible to the naked eye appeared on Leier's forehead, this is trying to die! !

"You are killing yourself, stupid human, today I will show you the wisdom of the elves!!" Rael, who roared like this, rushed towards Elric again.

Elric skillfully took out a banana from his pocket, then threw it behind Leier, then watched Leier continue to rush towards him with indifference, and exclaimed: "This is unscientific! Why didn't you rush over to pick up bananas under my indifferent and contemptuous gaze! I've practiced it for a long time!"

Rael almost choked to death, she roared angrily: "I've been wondering why you often go to the woods in the middle of the night to practice throwing boomerangs from your pocket, I thought you were practicing throwing hidden weapons! Are you practicing stilling bananas! And why should I go back to pick up bananas! Why! Am I a monkey? Is it a monkey? Or do you think I’m an orangutan? Am I an orangutan!!!”

"Why do you look down on orangutans!!" A loud roar sounded from behind Leier.

Under Elric's indifferent gaze, and under Rael's contemptuous gaze after turning around, the heart of the man who picked up the banana that fell on the ground and had already eaten half of it was stung.

He roared with tears streaming down his face: "What are your expressions! Is there anything wrong with liking bananas? Is there something wrong?"

As he said that, he burst into tears and shouted: "Is it my fault that there is hair on the buttocks? And is it my fault that the hair is so hard that it can be used as a steel wool ball for washing dishes? And even if you shave it off, it will come back again." Is it my fault for growing up?? Is it my fault for liking to eat bananas? Is it my fault for liking to eat bananas that fall on the ground!!"

Elric complained blankly: "The last one is your fault no matter how you look at it!!"

The man was stunned, and then said in a panic: "Hey!! Is it my fault!!!"

Elric looked up at the sky, then lowered his head and patted Rael's shoulder, saying, "Feel happy? Finally, there is someone more idiot than you."

"Who are you calling an idiot!!" Rael launched an elbow strike, hitting Elric's kidney, the effect was outstanding, and Elric fell down!

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