Moe Journey

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The three of Elric were following behind Mr. Xun, heading towards the village where Mr. Xun lived.

Along the way, the three members of the team really realized what a trap is!

Mr. Xun is not a bad person, it should be said that he is good enough for a group of people to send him a good person card.

However, this does not mean that he is not a pit.

If I had to describe Mr. Xun in one sentence, it would be - he dug a pit, and in the pit stood Elric, Erza, and Rael.

First of all, Mr. Xun's combat power is not even five points. You know, in Elric's words, this scumbag, Leier, has a combat power of five points in a normal state, and it is possible to trigger a super state when in an angry state. ——that is, all attributes have increased by 20.00%, and in this state, Rael's attack power will rise to an astonishing six points.

However, Mr. Xun's combat power is a super scum that doesn't even have five!

If it's just that the combat power is less than five, then it's fine, but this guy always likes to... find out.

Eh?Is there any movement in the grass here?Let us go and find out!

ah?Is there something strange under the tree over there?Let me take a look!

Wow?Is the jungle over there weird?Let me take a look!

With this probe, the lavish Mr. Xun trampled a sleeping monster awake, and then his pants were bitten, and he ran back crying for help.

Seeing this, Mr. Xun, who was lavish, was seduced by the dryad who had been waiting for the prey to come, and ran back covered in digestive juices to ask for help.

At this glance, Mr. Xun, who was lavish, was swallowed by the piranha, and was rescued from the flower buds struggling crazily.

This kind of thing will happen countless times along the way, and adventurers are usually pursuing the behavior of "not being discovered by monsters without being discovered by monsters" and preparing to act.

It's not just about rushing forward and killing all the monsters blocking the way.

But after Mr. Xun made such a fuss, almost all the monsters hidden on the roadside were activated, making Leier call out: "This guy actually has a mocking aura, hello?"

Secondly, Mr. Xun is annoying!What is annoyance?That is super god-level annoying!

Mr. Xun's Quotation [-]: "My ass hair is too thick, so I am not popular with girls, hey!"

Mr. Xun's Quotation [-]: "Don't you think I am particularly masculine today? For example, hairy ass!"

If it was only this level, he wouldn't be called annoying, but every word of his would never leave the hair on his butt!

Every sentence has something to do with butt hair!And when camping at night, he will tell the story of the ass hairy hero fighting Godzilla!What the hell is a hairy ass hero!And this story is serialized!Serialized!After Godzilla finished fighting, Godzilla's younger brother came out!And then there is my brother, hey!

How many people are there in the Godzilla family? Let me know enough is enough!You just want ass hairy hello!

Who else wants to listen to your commercial spot on how to care for butt hair? Hey!Do you think everyone's butt hair is as thick as yours? Hundan!

Under the turbulent complaints in his heart, Elric made the above complaints in his heart.

"Are you okay?" Looking at Elric with a pale face like a serious illness, Leyle asked while tidying up the tent.

"How should I put it, when I think that Mr. Annoyance is going to give a lecture again, I feel... like, I'm going to die." Elric said while sitting by the fire, tears streaming down his face.

The corners of Leier's eyes twitched and said: "You say that, I want to throw up too."

And next to the two of them was Erusa who was sitting on the ground, her eyes were closed and she was resting without changing her face.

Elric glanced at Ersha and said, "Elusha, don't you feel it?"

Hearing Elric's voice, Erza slowly opened her eyes, shook her head, and said, "I have already started a simulated battle in my head when he was telling the story."

"..." Elric and Rael stared at the stern-faced Erza with dumbfounded looks. Under extreme circumstances, did Erissa learn to fail? !

At this time, a voice that terrified everyone sounded: "Oh, look, I picked up so many branches! Hehe. Come on, before the meal, I will tell you the story of the ass-haired hero vs. Godzilla. The story of the son-in-law of the second uncle's third mother's second niece!"

Elric covered his face, almost crying, has it developed to this point!Ass hairy hero, you want to wipe out the entire Godzilla family, right? !

Just when Xun was about to make a long speech, a man's voice sounded not far away: "Xun? Is it Xun? I'm Shanqi~ Boss Xun??"

Hearing this voice, Xun's expression changed, and he said, "Everyone, run, it's the enemy!"

Elric couldn't help complaining: "I've already heard him calling your boss, how are you?"

Hearing Elric's complaints, Xun sighed and said, "Hey, I can't hide it from everyone."

Could it be... Conspiracy?Is this a conspiracy?In fact, Xun is Yin Yasha's subordinate!

Xun suddenly knelt on the ground, pressed his head tightly to the ground, and said with tears streaming down his face: "Sorry! Although we arrived at our village one day after we set off, I walked around our village for three days, but, but, But I really can't bear the heart of the hairy ass hero to end like this!"

Before he could finish his words, he was kicked flying by Elric. While kicking the ass of Xun who was lying on the ground with his head in his hands, Elric said, "Enough is enough for me, what are you doing?" Hey, you are willing to cheat us into something! Are you going to cheat the heavens? You don’t have the heart to finish it, who wants to hear your ass fight against Godzilla, soulless!"

At this time, a young man with a knife rushed out from the nearby jungle. When he saw Xun lying on the ground being kicked by Elric, he immediately shouted excitedly: "Boss Xun! You... How dare you hurt Boss Xun, I will kill you!"

After finishing speaking, the man rushed towards Elric with a knife, and then accidentally tripped his left foot over his right foot, causing a gorgeous face-down fall to be established.

Under Elric's astonished gaze, the knife in the man's hand fell to the ground, then flew up, slashing across Xun's butt in a gorgeous arc.

"..." Elric wiped the sweat from his forehead, and then said to the man lying on the ground: "To be honest, are you actually here to assassinate Xun? It's okay, tell the truth, I won't beat you .”

The man stood up and said, "That's not true! I'm Fourteen's guard, Shan Qi! I'm here to meet Boss Xun!"

Guard... guard?Elric looked at the man twitching from the corner of his eyes, then turned his head to look at Leier, and said in surprise: "He said he was a guard!!"

Leyle pointed to Xun lying on the ground, and asked, "Excuse me, is this the kind of virtue you have as a guard?"

Shan Qi was stunned, and then saw Xun whose butt hair was completely shaved off, revealing a white and tender butt, burst into tears and rushed forward, and said: "Boss Xun! Boss Xun! What kind of inhuman treatment have you received? Ah! The hair is gone!!"

Elric waved his hands blankly, and said, "No, no, no one has the heart to abuse him. It's better to say that he abused our nerves, and his butt hair was cut off by your knife?"

Xun slowly woke up—as if fainted by the flying knife—and looked around in a daze, then saw Shan Qi wake up, looked at him excitedly, and said: "Shan Qi! I'm back ! Fourteen is saved!"

Shan Qi nodded excitedly, and said, "Yeah! Boss Xun, go back quickly! In two days, Silver Yasha will come to snatch the fourteenth!"

Xun nodded, then stood up abruptly, looked at Elric and said passionately: "Little brother! Let's go! Fourteen is waiting for us! Don't waste time because of your willfulness!"

Elric took a deep breath, and in the eyes of Leier agreeing and Erissa's surprised eyes, he smashed the bowl in his hand to the ground and shouted: "Who is self-willed, you bastard! It's you who just now Hey, I made a detour to prevent the hairy ass hero from finishing what I said!"

Xun folded his hands on his chest, laughed and said, "Hahahaha, how is this possible? Butt hair or something, I don't care at all!"

Elric pointed to the butt hair on the ground that was cut off by Shan Qi's knife, and said indifferently: "Your butt hair."

"Eh?" Xun was stunned, then looked at the butt hair that fell on the ground with shocked eyes, knelt down trembling, and gently picked up the clump of black hair with both hands, before opening his mouth, he was already excited and crying .

"Mao... Mao! Mao!!" Xun cried, and said, "Mao... Mao! Mao!!"

Elric kicked Xun away fiercely, and then said: "Don't give me a hairy hair! I can't feel the sad atmosphere at all, hey!"

Xun wiped away his tears and said resolutely: "I won't cry, it's all Yin Yasha's fault! I want to avenge my butt hair! Wait, Yin Yasha!"

Elric looked at the night sky not far away, and sighed, "Why do I feel sorry for you all of a sudden? Silver Yasha, it's not easy for you."

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