Moe Journey

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If a conjurer whose mental power is not enough to control the magic he is releasing, but insists on trying to release this compound magic that he cannot control, what effect will it have?

One, the mental power is seriously overdrawn. After using this magic, you will have a headache for at least two days and you want to dig it yourself. This is considered luck.

Two, unable to control the energy between the magic elements, leading to very sad things happen,

For example, in the illusion in the previous life, there was a composite magic called Ultimate Flash, which was developed by a level 5 player in Europe, and it was a composite magic with three attributes of fire, water, and lightning.

Later, a lv4 spellcaster player tried to use this magic, and the result was very happy to see.

If a person has learned chemistry well, then electricity (thunder) will split water, and hydrogen and oxygen will be born, and then fire will be combined with a large amount of hydrogen and oxygen, and the result will be...

A large amount of magic elements exploded around the crispy spellcaster, and that guy died immediately.

But don't compare the consequences of the fantasy with the consequences of reality.

In the illusion, it only takes 3600 seconds to die, which is one hour, but in reality, death will not be resurrected.

So for the players in the fantasy world, the result of encountering death is much better than the mental power overdraft, but in the real world...

All in all, the profession of conjurer is extraordinarily delicate, um, it probably means that the armer is Nokia and the conjurer is Apple.

"But... Damn..." Elric bent forward in frustration with tears streaming down his face, who can tell me how to get away?

There is a map in the fantasy world, hey, why not here?

Well, there are maps in Diablo, and the group of brats who traveled through the past didn't have them.

"Tsk, anyway, it looks like, um, we're lost!" Leyle stood up, hands on her hips confidently, and looked ahead.

"Don't you have any way to see the stars to identify the position?" Elric looked at Rael helplessly.

"It's useless, it's useless, the stars in the sky will change their positions!" Rael glanced at Elric and waved her hand.

Elric orz, okay, forgive yourself, this kind of thing is really impossible for people who don't observe the starry sky to discover.

And because the game comes with a map, Elric hardly pays attention to identifying the direction.

"Huh? Let's talk!" Elric was stunned suddenly. Wait, there is a problem. "Why do the stars change?"

Leier sighed helplessly, and said: "There are 88 constellations in the starry sky, which are divided into three large modules, namely 28 constellations in the northern sky, twelve constellations in the zodiac, and 48 stars in the southern sky. Constellation accidents, each constellation is actually a special ethnic group, but that's all I know."

Speaking of this, Leier shrugged helplessly, saying that she didn't know much.

Elric nodded, and said: "But this is also very powerful, I will ask someone else to ask about it later."

Erza sat up from the ground and said, "Don't be discouraged, Rick!"

"Ah, Erza is still as imposing as ever, but after walking for several days, the team is still incomplete. I must hurry up and find someone who can tell the direction from the inside." Elric leaned On the tree trunk, looking at Erza.

"Well, that's right, our team is really immature!" Erza nodded in agreement.

Adventure in the jungle, exploration, lone ranger is the most tragic.

Not only must you be tenacious to find out the direction, fight, treat, find a safe place, but also have cooking skills, medical knowledge and so on.

In short, you are not omnipotent, so you should stop being a lone ranger.

Compared with the Lone Ranger, a team is really much better.

I am good at fighting, you are good at cooking, he is in charge of healing, and she is in charge of leading the way.

How harmonious?And compared to the fighting method of the Lone Ranger, the combat effectiveness of the team has increased a lot, because there are reasonable professional arrangements.

How can a lone ranger in physics encounter a super hard monster?The team can let the mage play, and the lone ranger, you can either fight hard with a sad face, or go back to the city honestly.

"Ahh, so annoying, annoying, annoying!" Leier rolled on the ground in boredom, her slender legs kicking in dissatisfaction.

It took a while to calm down, but a head of hair had been scattered on the ground.

Elric glanced at Leier who didn't know whether it was lying down or lying down (laughs), and asked kindly: "Rayle, are you lying down or lying down?"

"..." Leier was silent for a while, then stood up slowly, and said, "Why do I always feel that this sentence is full of strong malice?"

"No, no." Elric waved his hands with a smile, how could he be so malicious?It is obviously extremely malicious!

"Watch!" Rael squinted at the smiling Elric, and snorted coldly, "Hmph, but I always feel that you are thinking something bad..."

"Yes, yes, I was just thinking, what others have are boobs, but yours are boobs!" Elric covered his mouth and started hammering the ground after finishing speaking.

"Boobs and boobs?" Rael looked at Elric blankly, what?

"Well, by the way, ordinary people have boobs, you are boobs, and Erza is boobs!" Elric finally laughed out loud after holding back a smile.

"Eh? Boobs? Boobs? Boobs?" Leier looked at her chest in a daze. What does it mean?

Elric looked at Rael's appearance, and gradually stopped laughing, tsk, isn't it boring if others can't understand but you can understand?

Therefore, Elric decided to say compassionately: "In the same way, others are faces, but some people are waists, some people are waists, some people are waists, some people are legs, and some people are waists."

Suddenly, Erza was stunned, and then said: "Like, you are bullying Rael again."

Elric said with a smile: "Ahaha, Ersha understands everything!"

"Woohoo!" Rael gritted her teeth thinking about those examples, what do they mean?

Elric sighed, and said: "If you think of Yueqian as a word, isn't it a face? But why some people have faces and others are Yueqian? Because some people have big faces, they are called Yueqian. , And why do some people have a moon and some people have a waist? Because some people have a thick waist, so it is the moon, and Erza has a chest, because her breasts are bigger than ordinary people, and you~~"

Lei Er was stunned, she was a chest... huh?how... how...

"That's right, hahaha, the two protruding parts on the part of your breasts that are less penetrating compared to others hahahaha!!" Elric laughed wildly while kneeling on the ground and pounding on the ground.

"Heh...hehehehehehe..." Leyle lowered her head, let out a broken laugh, raised her head, and stared at Elric, "Stupid human, you really The most important thing is that you never forget to ridicule the great elves all day, you know you are trying to die? Do you know? Hundan! Didn’t someone tell you the truth that if you don’t die, you won’t die? Hehehe, haha, hahaha!”

Seemingly broken, Rael screamed and ran towards Elric, and when Elric panicked and stretched out his hands to block her, he bit Elric's arm fiercely.

"Hey! How many times are you going to play the hand biting play? You are so weak! Let go, let go!" Elric swung his arms angrily, treating Leyle, who was biting his hand, as if it was tied to his hand It waved like a strip of cloth, "You're an elf! You're not a dog-human, a werewolf, or a tiger-human, you bastard!"

"And, heh heh heh heh (different tone)." Rael seemed to be about to say something from his nose, but, uh, you should say it anyway!

"Stupid elf, give me the chance to talk! I don't understand what you're talking about at all, hey!" Elric looked at the elf on his arm dumbfounded.

"Hmph, I'm not an idiot orc, but a proud elf. You insulted a noble elf, and you must be punished!" Rael shook her head and stared at Elric with a cold snort.

"..." Elric threw a knife on Leier's forehead fiercely with a blank face, and complained: "Please translate for me how your five different hums turned into such a long sentence Yes!!"

"That's Elvish!" Rael covered her head and looked at Elric with a serious face.

"I speak Elvish and you have a face! Do you think I don't know that under the influence of the will of the universe (the will of the great author?) Chinese has already unified the whole world!"

"Tsk, tsk." Leyle clicked her tongue and curled her lips.

"You just clicked? Cut? Hey, is this the attitude an elf should have! Isn't the elf in the legend extremely arrogant and thinks that the number one labor and capital in the world is peace, kindness and gentleness! You give me countless hopes that there will be a gentle version of the elf Apologize to the readers! What's wrong with the little devil!" Elric stretched out his hand and pinched Rael's face fiercely.

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