Moe Journey

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"I'm exhausted!" Elric fell on the bed in the hotel, feeling as if his whole body was burned out.

"Are you kidding me!" Leyle sat on a chair beside her with her mouth pouted, and then stared at Elrico who was lying on her clothes with hatred, "Why did you propose to take a look around? Instead, you are tired of yourself!"

After making a fuss for a while, Elrico decisively proposed to Erza and Leyle to take a walk around. Originally, they planned to see if there were any good materials or information nearby. But inexplicably...

"So, what I just said! I was suggesting that we go to look at the information or materials! It's not shopping! Why do you go shopping from the East Street of Fuyuki Town to the West Street and then go shopping again? Come back? It’s fine if you don’t buy one thing, why are you still planning to go to the back street? Forgive me, really…” Elrico’s eyes twitched and he looked at the whole body exuding “I’m not satisfied yet, my soul is weak” Leyle and Erza, who were breathing heavily, shrank their necks unconsciously.

"You don't understand?" Leyle sneered, and said, "Do you know about shopping around? Why do you want to read it again? It's to see the price comparison of these stores, you know? For example, the one on West Street The clothes of the same style and the same model are one silver coin and three copper coins cheaper than the one at No. 17 on the East Street!"

"..." Fuck, is there a reason for being so cruel?By the way, how are your women's brains structured? Hun Dan, don't get me wrong, I'm not belittling, but...

Nima, what kind of brain structure is it that can memorize all the hundreds of products in each of the dozens of stores and then compare the prices? Soul Dan!Were the girls who like shopping always been Ultramans who slipped on bananas and lost their memory in their previous lives? ?

"Speaking of which." Elric suddenly remembered something, glanced at Leier and Erza strangely, and asked curiously: "I'm just asking, do you... look at clothes meaningful?"

Does it make sense?Doesn't make sense?Adventures are carried out in various unknown and known fields full of monsters. Basically, three quarters of the year are carried out in non-urban areas, and taking risks means...

The clothes on his body are basically combat clothes.

"This question..." Leier pouted while sitting on the sofa, "I also know it's meaningless, so didn't I buy it?"

"...If you don't buy it, what are you looking at!" Elric shook his head with a wry smile, didn't he want to buy it after seeing it?

"Women's nature?" Leier tilted her head cutely, looking at Elric with expectant eyes.

"No... That... Even if you look at me with an expression of anticipation." Elric twitched the corners of her eyes, "I can only say... Are you a woman?"

"..." Leyle's smiling face froze suddenly, and she gritted her teeth and looked at Elrico happily, and said, "Oh, it seems that you really don't want to die and feel uncomfortable, Sky?"

"What's that name! There are already enough Vowskis in a certain country!" Elrico made precise complaints without reservation.

"Cut!" Leyle leaned weakly on the sofa, looked at the ceiling with absent-minded eyes, and said, "I'm really not used to this kind of leisurely life!"

"The weapons are coming soon~" Elric lay on the bed, and after taking off her clothes, pants and shoes, only a set of pure white underwear was left on her body.

By the way, I don’t know if it’s the magical power of the legendary Niangniangquan. Anyway, when Elric turns into Elric, his pajamas will change accordingly, and...

For example, Elric wears blue and white striped boxer briefs. After being splashed with water, her clothes will become a set of blue and white striped underwear.

And his current set of white underwear, well, the prototype is beige underwear.

By the way, not only the underwear, but also the windbreaker outside will change a little bit, otherwise, if the clothes matching Elric's height are worn on the body of Elric, who is much shorter than him, there will definitely be trampling. The situation that the clothes are placed on the ground falls flat.

"...Hey!" Rael looked at Elric who was lying on the bed with a little blush, "Don't just lie on the bed in underwear! Don't take off my bra!"

Damn it, why is she so...cute even though she was transformed from a man!The beautiful pure black long hair, and the fair, but not pale, enviable clothes... Ahhhhhh!I am so unwilling!

"Hey..." Elric made a reluctant voice, and said, "Because, when you wear this bra, you will feel like your chest is being restrained."

Leier watched Elric propping up the bed with both hands, lifting her upper body, revealing a pair of delicate breasts...<! !Why doesn't it sag but still stand upright!Apologize to me for being like Newton!Apologies for why it wasn't coconuts or meteorites that fell down! Hun Dan!By the way, who is Newton?

"It's so comfortable~~~" Elrico showed a happy expression on his face, rolling while hugging the soft bed.

"I can't be reconciled..." Leier is really unwilling, because her breasts are so small, she doesn't even need to wear a bra, and the result is that for those who can wear a bra but feel that wearing a bra will be subtly restrained Sensing Elric, who took off her bra extravagantly, Leier felt a kind of envy, jealousy and hatred of "Damn it, I want to wear a bra too".

"By the way, Rael, do you know? In the alchemy subject of the conjurer, those people have summed up two rules, do you want to hear it?" Elric showed a strange smile, and then smiled Looking at Rael.

"I want to hear it, but... why do you know this kind of thing?" Rael looked at Elrico strangely, you are obviously an armed man, why do you know so much about the spellcaster?

"Well, don't worry about the details." Elric waved his hand, saying that there is a friend who is a top student in the conjurer, which is really touching, "I said it!"

"Tell me~" Rael looked at Elrico with interest.

"For conjurers who study alchemy, all experiments can be divided into two categories."

"The first type is to give you a wooden stick and let it break."

"The second type is to give you a piece of chewing gum, and then let Mars dance samba around the sun."

"In the first category, people who study alchemy will exclaim, 'Damn, do you need to think about this?'."

"The second category, people who study alchemy will exclaim, 'Damn, how dare you think about it?'."

"... I always feel..." Leyle looked at Elrico with twitching corners of his eyes, "I always feel like I got shot in a subject called mathematics! Isn't it a class that Xiao Ming is seven years old this year, which proves that Xiao Ming will be eight years old next year? The second category is that you have five dollars, how do you spend two dollars to make the solar storm break out, so the first category is that you still need a certificate? The second is that you can also get a certificate?"

"Don't you think this kind of dialogue is a little bit damaging to the worldview?" Elrico looked at the calm-faced Leier, "And you are sure that there are only two kinds of thinking in math class. What is it? One is what the fuck is this?"

"You're destroying the worldview too! Stop this dangerous conversation!" Leyle fell down on the sofa with a sad face, then stared at Elrico's pair completely ignoring gravity, standing proudly up boobs.

"...Miss, can you stop staring at my breasts with such an aggressive gaze?" Elric shrank back, then carefully lifted the quilt to cover her breasts.

"Why are you looking at me like a pervert!" Leyle roared angrily, "I'm a woman! In essence, you are a man! Our force fields are all different. The meaning is reversed!"

"What are you talking about?" Elrico looked at Leier with incredulous eyes, and retorted: "But, if you tell the difference from the chest, you are the man?"

"..."Warning, warning, the player's anger is full, and the combat power has increased by 20.00%. It is dangerous, dangerous, and the bloody mode is turned on." I think there is a sentence that I have to emphasize again and again, if you don't die, won't die."

"Wait...Leyle, wait...hey..."

"It's useless to talk too much! Suffer!"

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When Erza pushed open the door of the room and walked in, what she saw was Leier sitting on the side of the bed with a face like a perverted lolicon who successfully raped a [beep-] young girl, and the person next to her was blushing. Elric, who was sweating profusely and panting like a young girl who had just been raped by a perverted lolicon [beep-], was lying beside the bed.

"What the hell have you guys done?" Erza immediately became uneasy. I read correctly that you are all women, okay?

"It's nothing." Leyle looked at her fingernails calmly, "I just fiddled with the feather on Elrico's chest, which couldn't move, for 10 minutes."

"...Are you a devil!" Erza was extremely restless.

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