Moe Journey

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The next morning, Elric fled the tribe in embarrassment under the hostile eyes of all the cow girls.

"Damn it, why am I the only one being hostile!" Elrico stood in the open space not far from the tribe with a displeased face, muttering depressingly.

"Because, when the group of enthusiastic cow girls broke into Elric's tent, they were surprised to find that there was another girl blocking the door, tsk tsk, isn't this taking food from the cow's mouth? ?” Rael shrugged indifferently.

In the crisis of losing his virginity, Elric finally succumbed to Leier's suggestion, and with the help of Shui, he became a charming and cute girl.

However, before he became a girl, all the girls of the cow tribe who coveted him watched him walk into the tent, but when the girls of the cow tribe attacked at night, they found that they had been preempted - this is the girl their opinion.

Because, the first girl who broke into the tent saw two raised spots on the bed—one was Elrico, and the other was a pillow hidden in the bed.

As a result, Elric became the stealing cat in the eyes of all the cow girls—well, of course she was hated.

"Why am I so unlucky!" Elric sighed, looking at the sky sadly.

"You need to know one thing." Leyle said earnestly, "When I was chatting last night, I learned that the male to female ratio of the Beastmen seems to have reached an astonishing one to nine, that is, nine out of ten Beastmen are girls. , and in this case, the girls of the orc tribe almost can't wait to get married when they see a man, and you are the only man in our team, so~"

"What is this?" Elric suddenly became restless, "I'm surprised that this kind of race hasn't died out yet!"

"Because the blood of the orcs is absolutely inherited, generally speaking, the orcs will only marry men of the same race or men of the human race, and if they are men of the same race, they will naturally give birth to descendants of the same race, but the branches are different. It’s just for sure, and if it’s a human male, it will definitely inherit part of the mother’s blood.” Leier glanced at Elrico contemptuously, hehe, this is the studious elf who was born from the orc tribe last night. Oh, the girl asked.

The orc race is a very, very powerful race in a sense, except for some special branches—such as the cow race—most other races are randomly born according to the branch of their parents, rather than having mixed blood.

If you use the species on the earth to make a weird analogy, it is probably the child of a dachshund and a golden retriever, either a dachshund or a golden retriever, and there will be no hybrids such as a dachshund and a golden retriever.

This can also be regarded as a kind of compensation from the gods for the astonishing male-female ratio of the orc race.

And some special branches have also been mentioned, such as the offspring of the cow family, no matter who the male object is, the cow family will definitely be born.

"In every sense, the orc tribe is a man's paradise." Elric looked at the sky not far away with a calm face, and said to the three girls beside him.

"Yes, yes, is a certain man attracted? Fox girls have the most charming faces, cat girls are the cutest, dogs are the most loyal, wolves are the wildest, swans have beautiful legs, and cows are the most beautiful." Big tits, dear~" Leyle looked at Elrico with a smile, and then praised her like a professional bustard promoting her own girls.

"Why don't you say that although the fox girl is charming, but if you are not careful, you will always sink into sex? Why don't you say that although the cat girl is the cutest, cats are extremely cute in every sense. Is it difficult to get along with? The wolves are the wildest? Tsk, if you show weakness, the first one to bite you to death will be the wolves, okay?" Elric rolled his eyes, the girl of the orc tribe is in various meanings There will be some habits of beasts on the surface.

"Ouch, do you still know much about these?" Leyle sneered, and said with a feeling that "although the body looks like a child, but the mind is a high school student's famous detective, there is only one truth". Elric's bloody words.

"Why do I always feel that you are suspecting that I will have a harem? Or do you think that I investigate these to choose a girl of a better race as a wife?" Elric rolled her eyes and looked at Lei Er asked.

"Eh? Isn't it!" Rael looked at Elrico in surprise, covering her mouth with an expression of disbelief.

"Don't show me an unbelievable face! Listen to me, I, I am the man who wants to become the owner of the biggest harem in the world!" Elrico raised his head and said An impassioned declaration.

"You want to become... [the biggest harem owner]'s man?" Leier frowned, using strange phrases to completely change the flavor of Elrico's words.

"Wait...wait a minute, that, I think your punctuation is a bit strange, I mean it." Elrico covered her head, always feeling that her words seemed to be distorted in various senses.

"Uh, I just have one question." Leyle shrank her neck weakly and raised her hand, "Who is the biggest harem owner? Why do you want you to be that guy's man?"

"...Sure enough, haha, hahaha, I knew it, how long will this meme last!" Elric was in a mess at once, could it be that this old meme can continue to be used?From various aspects, I don't know where to start complaining!

"It's crazy." Seeing Elrico's appearance, Rael immediately recovered his calm expression, and said calmly to Erza and Tabasa who were watching the play beside him.

"Well, indeed." Erza nodded calmly, the biggest harem in the world?dream!

Tabasa continued to read the book calmly, saying that he didn't see anything.

"Okay, it's decided." Elric suddenly regained his spirits, and said with a serious face and a righteous aura that people couldn't look directly at: "Then, let me, as Elric, Come to create the biggest, strongest, most beautiful, most unbreakable, most enviable and jealous lily garden in this world b...Pfft!"

Leyle had already turned around in the air, and after shedding her strength, she stood gently on the ground, and then watched as she was kicked hard in the face by herself, turned 36 degrees in the air and fell to the ground hard, and then Because the strength of the whirling has not disappeared, all the madness like a spinning top moved towards Elrico who was rolling in the distance, and said softly: "Reject."

"Tell me to reject before kicking!!" Elric's complaint sounded in the distance.

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"Hiss, it hurts..." Elric covered his face, looked at the calm trio, and said pitifully, "Hey, Erza, she kicked me!"

"Well, I know." Erza nodded calmly, "Good kick."

Forget it after opening the harem, but you still think about Lily, you are a waste of female resources in Hongguoguo, do you know how many readers are crying watching that pair on the street that is so cute and beautiful that it makes people want to die? Does the nosebleed lily weep secretly?

They roared in their hearts: Damn it, there are so few girls in the first place, you two girls are wasting two girls!

You're going to make one more gay couple in the world, you know?

In this case, Lik, you actually want Lily, tsk.

"Why...why... I feel that Erissa seems to be thinking about something that will collapse the worldview?" Elric swallowed, and asked weakly.

"No, that's just your illusion." Erza brought the topic over calmly and asked, "Tabasa, where are the tribes nearby?"

Tabasa glanced at Erza calmly. In fact, I also think that you are thinking about some topics that will destroy the world view.

After letting Yunlong lift into the air, he used magic power to transmit what Yunlong saw to his mind. Tabasa calmly pointed in the direction of one o'clock and said, "Over there, the wolf clan."

"...Wolf clan...?" Elric touched his chin and said, "Going to get it?"

"Must." Leier nodded, and said, "It is said that the wolves are all handsome guys. Leng Jun's handsome guy."

"Tch, are you kidding? Haven't you heard a word? Men are all wolves." Elric shook his head, showing a chic look.

"You just dropped a word? Is there a word for color? Is there a word for color in front of the wolf? Don't ignore the most important word quietly, and then make an obscene line look handsome You look like that!" Rael's complaints had already broken through the sky!

"Pfft!" Elric spat out a mouthful of old blood while clutching his chest, gave a trembling thumbs up, and said, "It's terrible, your complaint energy has already exceeded 120! Come on, let your stupid hair absorb it!" Tucao energy, and save the world!"

"I'm sorry, please forgive me for refusing!" Leyle said blankly, "I'm not interested in the Demon King of the Star of No Shit."

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