Moe Journey

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"Oh~ Target found!" Crouching in the grass beside him, Elric said softly with a proud smile of "I've seen the end".

And in front of him was a little dog girl who shrank and walked quietly.

"That? Too small?" Rael looked at Elric with horrified eyes, and said, "I'm enough for the team of girls with small breasts and loli attributes!"

"I think you misunderstood it in various senses?" Elric immediately slashed over with a knife in his hand, and then complained: "Could it be that our team was established just to collect moe girls of various attributes! !"

"Hey! That's a good idea! Then we might as well call our team Moe Girl [beep-] Kingdom Romance or Moe Girl [beep-] Haiwei Home!" Rael looked at Elric excitedly, Said his suggestion.

"I'm not 32!" Elric made another hand knife without looking back, "I can tell, that little girl has unparalleled power in the legend!"

"Oh oh oh! What kind of power? Could it be the reincarnation of the ancient dog god?" Leyle became excited again when she heard this topic, and said, "Could it be the three-headed hell dog?"

"Hmph, how naive!" Elric sneered, pushed the black-rimmed glasses that did not exist on the bridge of his nose, representing wisdom, and said, "That bitch is so cute! Look at that little With her tall body, timid expression, and green eyes like jasper, she has displayed the attributes of a cowardly girl to [-]%!"

"...What, so it turns out that the pervert factor is on the attack?" Leyle curled her lips, looked at the tree trunk behind her with a disappointed face, and then said to Tabasa and Erza who were sitting beside them reading a book: "You two don't care about him?"

Wait, it's okay for Erza to care, why did she even bring Tabasa in?Did you really agree with Elric's sentence, "This team only needs me as a man, hahaha, you are all my harem"!

"..." Tabasa was silent for a while, then cast a helpless look at Leier, and said calmly, "It has nothing to do with me."

"What Rick does is his freedom, I support him!" Erza said calmly.

"Well, can I say something?" On the side, Hiro Inaba, holding a bunch of black hair given by Elric, said weakly: "If possible, can you stop huddling by the side of the road like a thief? Beastmen are more straightforward in doing things, just make an announcement and call for companions!"

"Stop talking stupid!" Elric turned back sternly, gave Inabayang a vicious look, and said, "The people summoned in that way must be enthusiastic and extroverted! This is absolutely impossible! There is a Rael in the team Such a guy complaining about me has already made my ass hurt! What if another lively girl comes to complain about me!"

"So that's the case!" Yang Inaba suddenly became restless. The criterion for finding a partner is whether you will complain about you?

"Besides, if you want to open a harem, it would be better if the girls are more docile??" Elric verified his words with a stern face and said, "What if there is a palace fight! I don't want to Filming "Zhen [Bi-] Biography"!"

"Although I don't know what you want to express, but I always feel that I have lost my integrity!!" Inaba Yang mercilessly complained about the key points: "In short, you just want to find a gentle, docile, well-behaved girl who doesn't talk much. A cute figure, a good personality, and a good length?"

"Don't be so blunt, okay? Also, if possible, it's better to have a weaker combat power, otherwise..." Otherwise, it would be terrible if you accidentally get caught by something during sex!

"... Well, I understand." Inaba Yang covered his head, with a face so painful that the little jj started to cramp, and said: "You just want to find a cute, cute and well-behaved mascot, right? The cute thing is ?”

"Oh oh oh!" Elric clapped his hands and said, "So I was looking for cute things?"

"It's hopeless! You are completely hopeless!!" Yang Inaba covered his face, looked at Leier with a broken face, and said, "How did he survive!!"

"...um..." Rael was silent for a while, and then said under Elric's eyes: "Fools are lucky?"

"You're so stupid!" Elric threw himself towards Leier and said angrily, "I've been praised by the aunt next door as a smart person since I was in junior high school, even if I'm a second child!" For addition and subtraction within ten, even ten questions can answer five questions!"

"That's already an idiot, okay?" Rael kicked Elric in the face fiercely, "How stupid do you have to be to make a mistake in addition and subtraction within twenty? ah!"

"Hmph, you are so naive!" Elric sneered, and said, "What is the eight under the square root plus the cube of two plus cos (60 degrees)?"

"..." Rael stared at Elric with a pitiful look, and said, "I'm sure you just used all the seemingly difficult mathematical symbols you know, and these are not counted as mathematical symbols at all." Addition and subtraction, okay? The square root sign has appeared, what kind of addition and subtraction is this!"

"Tsk." Elric clicked his tongue, turned his head with an expression of "I was actually seen", and then looked at Yang Inaba with a look of "Nothing happened, let's continue discussing" and said : "So, the most important thing is to be kind, even if it's difficult to get along with at first, there's no problem."

"...Do you think nothing happened by making an expression on your face that nothing happened?" Hiro Inaba looked at Elric expressionlessly, and made further complaints without any cooperation .

"..." Elric pushed his eyes calmly, and said softly: "If you don't die, you won't die, don't you understand?"

So, amid Yang Inaba's heart-piercing screams, Elric cruelly pulled out a few hairs from his hands, and then burned them with fire.

"Devil...you are a devil..." Inabayang felt that his hp had turned red, not only that, but a lot of negative states definitely appeared on his body, he said with tears in his face: "If you just want a dog For your mother, I suggest you take the one that walked past just now."

"Huh?" It was Elric's turn to be surprised this time, and he said, "Really? It looks like it's only about seven or eight years old?"

"Really, she is an orphan." Inabayang looked at the curled up hair that fell on the ground with a sad face, and said with a sob: "I have been living on the relief of the village, but the dog clan we are in belongs to the wolf clan. They belong to the race, so their behavior style also has a certain werewolf style, if the clansmen are really useless at all, they will be abandoned."

According to Hongguoguo's law of the jungle, useless offspring and clansmen will be abandoned. In order to pass on the good quality of the group, animals will abandon poor-quality clansmen to ensure the good genes.

"...What kind of development is this?" Elric was not calm, "I can't imagine what the uncle in front of the computer is thinking about writing...cough...well, I just want to ask, why did her parents die? "

"Well, you need to know something." Yang Inaba looked up at Elric, and said with a smile: "In this world, many deaths are for no reason, and no one knows who will be where, when, or who will be Some kind of death."

Because there are too many unknowns, and this world is not like the earth. There are people in almost all places, and they are all under surveillance. If someone in this world dies somewhere in the forest, they may turn into bones. No one even noticed that the bones were weathered.

Elric scratched his head in silence, this kind of serious topic made them silent all at once, smiled helplessly, and Elric said: "What, the relaxed atmosphere created with great difficulty just now is gone ah."

Leier shrugged and said, "No way, after all, fantasy is fragile in reality. I agreed to find that girl."

Hmph, anyway, that dog girl is very cute and cute, you fell in love with it right away?Seven or eight years old?Tsk tsk, this is the purest and most innocent time for a little girl!At this time Rael passed the eyes to Elric.

Oh oh oh good advice, does it mean I'm going to be a father?Hmph, it's not bad to have a dog girl as a daughter!This is yy in Elric's mind.

"I said, I said..." Inaba Yang stretched out his hand and waved in front of Elric's eyes, and said, "That girl is already eight years old this year, so if you want to adopt her as a daughter, hurry up!"

While speaking, Inabayang showed a meaningful smile and gave his thumbs up.

"..." Elric looked at Inaba Yang indifferently, and said: "First of all, I am not the king of beasts, daughter-controlling, pervert who attacked his own daughter, Fan (1), and secondly, I am not Kizuki Takazo (2) ) that pervert.”

"Although I don't know what the second name is, I always feel that I will feel very powerful if I go to Baidu!!" Yang Inaba complained, and gained 9 experience points for complaining.

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1: He is still the hero of Destruction of Darkness.

2: This, um, the hero of a masterpiece, just click on Baidu, low-key, low-key