Moe Journey

ps: I saw a post in the book review area today: It’s like a v, congratulations to the author, but I have to think about whether I should look for a pirated version, but it’s very troublesome to find, does the author send me a pirated version?

Seeing this content, if you are joking, forget it, if you are serious... Haha, please allow me to say to you sincerely: "Haha!"

************************************************** ************************************************** **********

"Look, I've been scolded~" Elric who ran away with Erza and the others glanced at Rael and said with gritted teeth.

"Hmph, who told her to come out to seduce little boys when she's too old?" Leyle curled her mouth, and then said "I'm just punishing that guy on behalf of the moon".

"First of all, I won't complain about the little boy for the time being. But that girl is just over 20 anyway, how can she become an aunt?" Elric looked at Leier with twitching corners of his mouth.

"Lick." Rael said earnestly, "You have to know, people in this world, once they pass 20, they are from the generation of uncles and aunts, you know? It's like a kid who didn't understand , like calling uncles and aunts to people in their 20s and [-]s, now, the retribution is coming."

"...What kind of nonsense is this!" Elric slashed Leier's forehead with a knife, and said angrily: "Then if you say that, don't 19-year-olds call 20-year-olds Uncle?" gone?"

"What's the matter?" Leier sneered, "You know, the author has a gay friend who is 17 years old this year, and his relatives have a 63-year-old grandfather who wants to call him uncle!"

"Damn it!" Elric was stunned, and immediately ruined his views. I'm a mother. Is this the rhythm that is against the sky?

What kind of rhythm is the most rocking?The rhythm against the sky!

"It's nothing, what's even more painful is that another friend of the author is in his 30s, and he wants to call a kid who is a little over three years old and still wearing crotch pants the third grandpa..."

"Mother, this is so sad... Wait!" Elric looked at Leier suddenly in horror, and said, "Wait, he is 35 years old? Then his grandpa's mother is still there? Can he still give birth? ?”

"..." Leier covered her face with a sad face and said: "First of all, his third grandfather and his grandpa's parents are not alone!! Secondly, why are you paying attention to such a place!"

"No...that, how should I put it, it's incredible..." Elric nodded with a look of shock, saying that there are quite a lot of families like this in the Celestial Dynasty, don't get me wrong, I'm not talking about third-rate novels It is written in the book, what kind of Dongfang family controls the economy of xx city, but it is worth the kind of elders in the family before planning a business, so there are more children, and for example, my 20-year-old birthday The eldest was born, and the youngest was born at the age of 30.

In this way, there is a difference of ten years, and then the oldest child is born when the eldest is 20 years old, and then the youngest child is born at the age of 30, so there is a difference of 20 years between the children of this generation.

If one has a child at the age of 16, and the other has a child at the age of 40, the gap will be even greater. If the gap between generations is widened, in the end there will be three people in their 40s. It is not impossible for a five-year-old child to be called the third grandpa.

"Ah, I found it!" Elric suddenly stretched out his finger and pointed to a building in front of the right, and said, "Should I say that it is indeed the town of sister juice?"

In the outer corridor of this hotel (similar to a public balcony), more than a dozen young and beautiful girls in swimsuits are playing and playing.

So, the wave~movement is very wonderful, especially the wave~movement of the human body. This kind of wave~movement contains the rhythm of the human body. What a wonderful wave~movement, exciting and fascinating, that is Representing the best of all things in the world, wave~moving.

Well, as for whether you can comprehend what that fluctuation is (evil laugh), it depends on the individual's... level of obscenity (nod).

"...Why do I suddenly not want to live here?" Leier looked at this hotel with a tense face, and said dryly.

"Pfft!" Elric seemed to understand something in an instant, and suddenly covered his mouth with his hands and squatted down, but the trembling shoulders, which were trembling in a big way, made him Throw down a roll of paper from the top bunk... No!Stella on the side came over with a concerned look and asked, "Gege, what's wrong with you?"

"Leave him alone." Leier looked at Elric's back with a dark face, thinking in her heart that if it weren't for the fact that she was on the street now and Stella was standing beside her, the old lady would properly kick her to let you know what it means "True Profound Truth Paradoxical Heaven Fallen Hell Red Lotus Knight Battle Tyrannosaurus Steel Garuru Emperor Dragon Armor Omega Kick Through Heaven and Earth!"

Wait, this name seems to have appeared somewhere, is it really okay to cheat the word count like this?

"Hiss!" Elric rubbed his arms violently, looked around in horror, waiting for what was going on with this inexplicable chill feeling!Where did this kind of malice full of cheating words come from!Who on earth has such terrifying malice towards him!

This, no need to ask, the wise and mighty Lord Elric pushed the non-existent glasses on the bridge of his nose called glasses that even a fool could not see, stood up from the ground with a cold snort, and lifted himself up. He turned his head condescendingly, then stared at Leier standing in front of him, and said proudly: "Yu..."

"Cough!" Seeing Leier's passing, "If you dare to speak out today, believe it or not, I will unscrew the thing under your bottom, tie a knot and stuff it into the hole behind you? " look, immediately frightened.

"Yu...Master Leier, who has fallen into the wild, actually you don't have to be angry at all for those cows with only breasts. They don't understand that you want to save the resources of the blacksmith shop and the fabric of the sewing shop." How great is your devotion, and they will regret it if you wantonly develop that pair of things that will definitely sag in the future!" Elric took a deep breath, then changed the subject, with a face of righteous contempt Looking at those girls with big tits.

"Oh?" Leier squinted her eyes, and said with a sneer, "But, some people seem to be very interested in those things?"

"Of course..." Elric blurted out subconsciously, then closed his mouth abruptly, took a deep breath, and said heavily: "Of course I have no interest at all! In fact, the unknown secret That is, what I like the most is flat breasts. Yes, the kind of breasts that do not rise and fall at all is my home. Big breasts and everything are evil. Please the great Leier Mingcha, who is still small, is fair. Is that bastard said? If I like big breasts, I must drag him out and let him be surrounded by big breasts, so that he would die!"

"Heh!" Rael sneered, then looked at Elric with a horrified face, and whispered: "The last one is your wish? Surrounded by big breasts?"

"There is absolutely no such thing. In my heart, big breasts are the scariest thing. That's why I think that the punishment of being surrounded by big breasts is the most terrible punishment in the world!!" Elric was heartbroken, like It's like being misunderstood that he likes big breasts is a terrible thing, but what he roared in his heart was: "Cute girls with big breasts, please forgive me for not being able to strike up a conversation with you, otherwise my life will be really bad." There will be no ones. Big breasts are precious, and the pinch price is higher. If it is a small accident, both can be thrown away! '

But having said that, Elric, you really are, if it's for your own sake, you should lose your morals decisively.

"Tch." Rael pouted, but couldn't find a loophole. Could it be that so many lessons taught Elric a profound lesson?How did you learn such a clever justification?

"By the way, where's your integrity?" After sighing, Rael looked at Elric earnestly and said, "I think you've been losing your integrity since just now."

"Huh?" Elric looked at Leier in surprise, "What's morality?"

"..." Leyle covered her forehead, forget it, if he discussed morality with this guy, he would throw away not only morality, but also chastity, eye exercises and the third set of national elementary and middle school students. System radio gymnastics!

"I think it's better to go to the hotel as soon as possible, otherwise..." Erza pointed at the crowd watching with hilarious faces, and sighed, "They will be watched."

Elric looked at the people around him and blinked, then he clenched his right fist and put it in front of his mouth to cough. He pretended to take out a large bowl from his pocket, but actually took out a large bowl from his personal space, and said, "Hello, folks , We are four masters and apprentices from the Eastern Tang Dynasty who went to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures. We passed by here today. Unfortunately, we have no more money, but we have to stay in a hotel, so we performed a cross talk here. If you find it interesting, please feel free to Those who have money will be in the money market, and those who have no money will be in the personal market!"

After speaking, Elric looked at Ersha solemnly and said, "Master, take a break."

Turning her head to Stella again, she said, "Third Junior Sister, go and take care of Master."

Then, he looked at Leier with a smile, and said: "Come on, Second Junior Sister, let's continue the performance." It has to be said that Elric really used all means to cheat Leier.

************************************************** ************************************************** **********

Qaq, why when I was writing this chapter, I felt like the bottle containing something in my body shattered with a click, and everything spilled out!