Moe Journey

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Regarding the question of whether fish are ticklish, Elric is unwilling to think deeply, and is too lazy to think deeply, but he already knows the answer to the question of whether mermaids are ticklish.

Shi Jian is ticklish, and she seems to be very ticklish, to the point where she thinks that everyone in the world should be ticklish like her, or else she is a traitor.

This is how much resentment it takes to scratch this thing to form such an idea?Elric estimated that only the legendary fff regiment, sss regiment, sos regiment, phantom brigade, and communist [beep-] regiment, the creeds of the legendary organizations of the heaven-defying level, could compete with it.

For example, all heterosexuals in the fff group deserve to die and be burned to death. Only Rose and Lily are the right way!

Another example is that the god of the sss group must die, I want to defy the sky, I want to kill the god, even if it is an angel, I will show you the bubble!

Or maybe the old lady of the SOS group is a god, and if the old lady is unhappy, she will break the seal, even ordinary people will complain about the gods, you bastards!

I even like the little ♂brother♂brother of the Phantom Troupe, so let's love and kill cute boys!

Of course, in order to prevent checking the water meter or something, the last Elric will not complain.

"Stop making trouble, come, let's eat grilled fish! It's delicious!" Elric quickly changed the subject, feeling that everyone would change from an itchy point like tickling to a strange place if it continued.

If it's just laughs or tears, then forget it, but Elric is a but!But once it gets to such a strange "point" like "oh, where do you feel excited when you touch it?", as the only male at the scene, Elric felt that he might be a little dangerous.

Don't think that there are only idiots in this world, there are also a lot of idiots!

For example, Shirai Kuroko.Shirai Kuroko.Or Shirai Kuroko! !

Shirai Kuroko, a lv4 magic master in the illusion, the ability is the space system, good at: teleport behind women and then put hands through skirts and collars, and move items!

Then he took the underwear with the beauty's body fragrance and left the place with a manic smile—of course, there may be some unspeakable stories with that beauty.

Eh?You said that the fact that the target of the slut is a woman is not representative?Come on, in this day and age, men are not only prettier than women.She has a better figure than girls, her fake voice is cuter than girls, her skin is better than girls, and she even competes with girls for men!Does gender matter?Have it!

Therefore, Elric felt that he was under a lot of pressure, so he quickly changed the topic properly.Trying to gag the mouths of these guys with food.

I have to say that if Elric's cooking skills are similar to those of some girls who can make murderous dishes, I'm afraid it won't have such a good effect, but fortunately, Elric is a man with a mouth and a life alone Otaku, cooking skills are proper.

A few mermaids let go of their bellies and ate, and bought a lot of snacks because of Leyle, so everyone ate very well.

It's like when you go to a buffet and find out that everything you want is there and no one is fighting for it, you can just gobble it up and gobble it up.How happy is this?our target is.Go in by leaning on the wall, come out by leaning on the wall.

"No...it can't be done!" Shi Jian clutched his stomach and lay on the ground in pain.Like a fish in a dry river, he patted his tail dryly, "Eat, I can't eat anymore, but I still want to eat... so uncomfortable..."

"Young and rich, and very talented, handsome, and can cook, hehehe." Sumida wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth in the corner, his eyes radiated the light of a tiger preying on prey.

"Just as long as you like it." Elric smiled and heaved a sigh of relief. Fortunately, the mermaid tasted like it.

It’s not that the Siren’s thinking is close to that of people, so he will definitely like Elric’s craftsmanship-they are all Chinese and there is a salty-sweet dispute between tofu brains!

Damn the offal of the salty party, I am strong, my sweet party tofu brain!Tofu brain can only be eaten with sugar!Anything with soy sauce is heresy!

After a while, Levitan leaned against the wall with a livid face, and then said in a trembling voice: "I'm so dizzy, uh... so uncomfortable, I'm going to die... uh..."

"What is this? You haven't got a hangover yet!" Elric suddenly stood up and complained, "Why did you find a hangover phenomenon? Or is it that the mermaid's physique is different from that of a human being? Even if you don't sleep, you still get a hangover. !"

"No, it's not..." Levitan frowned, then waved her hands, and said, "I, after I finish drinking, I will feel a little dizzy."

"Oh~" Elric clapped his palms suddenly, then suddenly picked up the empty cup in front of him and threw it on the ground, roaring: "Oh shit! What is Halo! Halo! Why did it appear? Symptoms like landsickness are so dull! I only heard of motion sickness and seasickness!!"

"Uh..." Levitan hesitated for a moment, then scratched the back of his head and said, "Ahaha, what, just like humans get dizzy when riding a boat, some sea monsters also feel dizzy on land, so dizzy Landed ah ha ha~"

"Ahaha~ahhaha...ahhaha what a ghost! What is wrong with Chuangshishen! How could he develop such strange symptoms? Hey! This is too idle! Do you still want to tell me, some And you're also allergic to land creatures!" Elric complained with a face full of pain, what's wrong with the Creator of this world, and added such a pain in the face.

"Eh? How do you know, there are really sea monsters who are allergic to Lu Xian!" Xiaohi looked at Elric with surprised eyes, and then added: "Red rashes all over the body, it's scary .”

"Phew!" Elric let out a sigh of relief. At this time, you definitely think I'm going to complain that humans use seafood to call creatures in the water, and creatures in the water call creatures on land by Luxian. Hehehe, that's so naive. I just don't complain!

"I figured it out, Chuangshishen is definitely an idle obsessive-compulsive! There will definitely be some people with shallow sea phobia on the bottom of the sea?" Elric sneered, looking at Levitan, isn't this a fear of heights? what.

"Brother, you really know us well, why don't you just marry us and become a siren~" Levitan smiled and moved to Elric's side, "All the sirens are your harem~ Dayo~ "

"Da yo~ What a freak!" Elric turned around and saw a gorgeous hand knife cut straight on Levitan's forehead, causing her to let out a mournful cry, "I won't go! The reason is very simple! How! How!!"

One day, the author caught a siren, and Elric threw the siren down. The author looked at Elric and asked, "why?" Elric shrugged and said, "how?"

"Okay?" Levitan looked at Elric in confusion, "Since it's good, why don't you agree?"

"Too naive, this is an irreconcilable contradiction between my ever-growing stabbing black rose and the non-existent black rose sheath of the mermaid!" Elric sneered, explaining in words that others could not understand The unrealistic relationship between humans and mermaids.

"I don't understand..." Levitan lay on the ground wanting to cry without tears, then groaned a couple of times before lying on the ground with Shi Jian and fell asleep.

It seems that he was dizzy at first, but he was dizzy by Elric's series of extremely weird words.

"Well, it's almost there, pack up and go to bed." Elric shrugged, then sorted out the nearby garbage as quickly as possible, then packed it in a corner beside him, took out his sleeping bag and went to sleep .

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the next morning.

"It hurts, it hurts! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!" Elric and the others were woken up by a series of heart-piercing screams. .

Elric looked horrified at the source of the screams - it was surrounded by a group of white creatures...

"Muro, you seem to be very happy?" Elric rubbed his eyes, looking at Mumi who was having a lot of fun with a group of white creatures and couldn't stop dancing like crazy, "They're all dancing. "

"Show me clearly, Hundan! These things are seagulls! Seagulls!!" Muromi said, as if seeing that his man is not only gay but also sensual or even a jittery man. The girl screamed heart-piercingly, "Come and save me!!"

"Pfft!" Elric was rinsing his mouth, but he spit out a mouthful of water, and then hurried to Muromi's side, driving away all the seagulls around him, "I said, isn't the mermaid very powerful?" ?”

"The mermaid... is a support!!" Muromai looked at Elric with a sad face, "I have been supporting life all my life!"

"Okay, but you're screaming so badly, other people...uh...okay." Elric rubbed his brows, and in the corner beside him, Sumida, Xiaohi and Fuji all looked pale. Seagull standing at the entrance of the cave.

So, natural enemies... are irresistible!

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