Moe Journey

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"The first competition is very simple, it's called heart-to-heart bonding!" Xia Li said with a smile: "In this competition, the contestants on the stage will stand face to face. What! Of course you can also use words, but please note that you can’t say the topic, for example, the topic is hot, you can say, one word, summer, feeling, but you are allowed to say the word 'hot'. Does anyone have any questions? ?”

"Me!" A tall and thin man with glasses raised his hand, pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, and said, "I want to ask a question, if the contestants in the future see the questions in front, they won't be interested in the questions in front of them." Is it disadvantageous? At least if you know the answer, you can use the method of elimination to match it?"

"So I was worried about this." Xia Li smiled suddenly, and then said: "Actually, your worries are unnecessary, because other contestants don't need to worry that the next contestants will know the topic, because every pair of contestants The questions are all different. We prepared a lot of questions for each of them, and then put fifteen questions in an envelope. After each contestant came to the stage, he would draw an envelope. Some of the questions in it were very simple. , and some are difficult and troublesome, so it all depends on luck."

"That's it, then I'm fine." The man with glasses nodded, then sat on his seat and held the hand of his girlfriend beside him.

There are fifteen questions in total, two points will be added for each correct answer, and one point will be deducted for each wrong answer.The minimum score is zero.

The first couple scored 21 points, with eight wrong answers and seven correct answers.

The second couple scored 27 points, getting six questions wrong and nine questions right.

And now it is the third couple, which is already the No.13 question, and they answered nine of the previous twelve questions correctly, and now the score is [-] points.

"Okay, question No. 13!" Xia Li said softly, and then stood behind the man.He took out a piece of paper from the envelope and pasted it on the notice board behind the man. On it were two "steamed buns".

The woman frowned, then gestured with her hands and said: "Well, two words, white, fragrant, soft, and edible."

"Bun?" The man hesitated a few times.Then tentatively said two words, looked at the woman and said, "Steam buns?"

"No, no." The woman quickly waved her hand, and then said, "It's not a bun, two words. It's about this big! Yes, didn't you eat it last night?"

"Have you eaten last night?" The man was taken aback for a moment, then scratched his head, and slapped his forehead in a sudden realization.Then he said with a hint of embarrassment: "Why did you say you said it? Really, why does this store ask such a strange question."

"Huh?" The clerk was stunned.Then they looked at each other not knowing what happened.

At this time, the man slapped his thigh suddenly and said, "I know, Mimi, right? Oh, it should be the scientific name, um, boobs! Breasts!"

"..." There was silence in the room, and then the woman's face turned red with a bang, she turned around with tears streaming down her cheeks, and then she cried and threw herself outside, shouting, "Wow, I'm ashamed to see anyone... "

The man froze for a moment, then quickly turned around and looked at the two huge steamed buns behind him, patted his forehead with regret, and said, "Oh, just say it's the food, wait for me, my wife!"

Halfway through the talk, the man realized that his girlfriend was actually running towards the door, followed her helplessly, and said, "Hey, wait for me, Xiaoli, Xiaoli!"

Elrico lay on Bai Ya's body with a twitching face, it's over, this is the rhythm of the end, hahaha, it's too zombie!

After a while, the clerk finally came to his senses, and then said with a wry smile: "Then let's start with the fourth group. If the two members of the third group have not returned after this round of the fourth group , even if you are disqualified~"

After speaking, the clerk smiled and took out the box, and made Elric stand in front of the box.

Bai Ya sat in the position of guessing the question, and then leaned against the wooden board behind him, watching Elrico pull out an envelope from the box.

Xia Li took the envelope and walked behind Bai Ya, then slowly pulled out a piece of paper and pasted it behind Bai Ya.

【Chinese cabbage】.

Elric blinked and said, "Two characters, a type of food, not meat or fruit, the first character is your last name."

"My last name? Bai, isn't it meat? Is it vegetables?" After thinking for a few seconds, Bai Ya looked at Xia Li and said, "Cabbage."

Xia Li showed a smile and said, "The answer is correct, then the second question."

The second piece of paper was pasted on top of the previous one, with three words.

【Curry rice】.

Elrico thought for a while, and said: "A kind of cuisine is a light brown thing poured on top of the white granular things we eat. The white granular things are in the Chinese cuisine we eat. There are Carrots, onions, meat, potatoes, etc., sweet, spicy, three words."

'The white...is rice?That is..." Bai Ya thought for a while, and then said to Xia Li: "Curry rice!"

"The answer is correct!" Xia Li nodded with a smile. To be honest, Elrico was lucky, and the things she drew were relatively easy to describe.

And the third question also came out.

【lily】.

The corner of Elric's mouth twitched, and he said, "The three words are an ornamental plant, and the first two words are another way of saying that women like women's lace."

"Another way of saying it? Lesbians? Lilies? Ornamental plants? Lesbians? No... Lilies... Lilies?" Bai Ya mumbled a few words, then looked at Xia Li and said, "Lilies."

The corner of Xia Li's mouth twitched a few times. Generally speaking, few people know that Lily is worthy of girls' liking for women. As a result...

After that, Elrico and Bai Ya answered several questions correctly in a row, surpassing the scores of the previous ones in a blink of an eye.

But until the end, the third group of couples still did not appear again, so Xia Li had to decide that they had abstained.

"The second set of comparisons is very simple, it's a comparison of affinities!" Xia Li smiled and took out six boards, on which were thirty or forty sheets of white paper.

"For this competition, we will ask some questions, and then both men and women will start to answer. The answer will be written in IQ. As long as the answer is close, you will be considered correct." Xia Li said with a smile, "This question will be asked based on the personal habits of both parties. , For example, what does the woman like to eat, etc., now I will give you 5 minutes to communicate."

Elric glanced at Bai Ya, then shrugged and said, "I don't think we need it."

Bai Ya also nodded with a smile, and then quietly waited for the start of the second round.

After a while, Xia Li stood on the stage and asked the three men to sit together (Bai Ya on this side), and the three women to sit together (Elrico on this side).

"Then the first question! If the weather is very hot, will the woman turn on the air conditioner? Please answer!"

Five seconds later, the answer came out.

The first group: the man - will, the woman - will.

The second group: the man—no, the woman—just turn on the fan.

The third group: white buds - no, Elrico - not open.

Xia Li thought about it, and said: "This time, the second group is also considered correct, because only turning on the electric fan means not turning on the air conditioner, okay, second, if someone slaps the woman, what will the man do?" !"

The first group: the man - beat someone hard, the woman - beat someone.

The second group: the man - beating, the woman - beating.

Group Three: Bai Ya - kill him, Elrico - will kill.

Looking at the answers from the third group, the others all swallowed a mouthful of saliva, then shrunk their necks, it was scary.

Xia Li also swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and then said: "Okay, okay...all...all right, the third question, what is the man's favorite food!"

The first group: man - meat, woman - meat.

The second group: the man - spicy, the woman - Malatang.

The third group: Bai Ya - I like everything she does, Elrico - she likes everything I do.

Xia Li looked at Elric and Bai Ya in surprise, thinking of Lily in the first question, could it be that...

He quickly shook his head, that's the guest's business, no random guessing is allowed.

After clearing her throat, Xia Li said, "Unfortunately, the tacit understanding of the second group is not enough. Spicy includes Malatang, but Malatang cannot represent spicy."

In the next few questions, the first group also got one wrong, which was the same as the second group, but Elrico and Bai Ya always got the answers right, and the last question was extremely tricky, the first and second groups were all wrong, but Bai Ya But Ya calmly answered correctly, the question is - the woman's weight.

The answer requires that as long as the error of the answers written by two people does not exceed 3kg, and the actual weight does not exceed 5kb, it is considered correct.

But it's a pity that only Elric and Bai Ya answered correctly, and the other two groups got it wrong.

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