Moe Journey

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The venue was full of accusations against Bing Yicheng. It seemed that since he sang that song, his already extremely messy reputation had become even more messy in an instant. That's what I mean.

Elric sighed silently. It seems that Yicheng boy wants to meet a girl with super big breasts. He rubs his breasts every day - uses his breasts as a pillow - rubs his breasts - uses his breasts as food - rubs his breasts - —Using breasts as pillows—rubbing breasts... The wish for such a wonderful life is hard to come true.

After all, in the Academy of Darkness now, among other things, there is at least one title that Yicheng deserves to be the number one. No one has the confidence to compete with him. This title is - Public Enemy of Women.

"Poor Mr. Ise." Elric sighed, then shook his head. Now everyone's impression of you is even worse!

After Yicheng’s crazy farce—although he himself said solemnly that he was showing his true self—even though there was a small-scale riot at one time—the main thing was that the group was going out to beat Yicheng— But fortunately, everyone calmed down after Elrico told them.

"Anyway, Yicheng can't run away. Let's have fun first and then go to him to settle accounts~ The big deal is that we will eat, sleep and go on missions in the future. Isn't it ok to rest and practice and fight Yicheng?"

These words were really refreshing, and made all the women present clenched their fists and formed an anti-Yicheng alliance—while at the other end of the venue, the few men looked at it with pale faces. Women who want to burn.

"I said, what should I do?" Hui Hui swallowed, and glanced at Orochimaru.

"..." The corner of Dashewan's mouth twitched twice.Then he looked at Hui with a blank expression on his face, and said, "Why are you looking at me?"

"Uh..." Hui hesitated for a moment, then said, "Uncle Snake, give me some advice~"

Orochimaru twitched the corners of his eyes a few times, then took a deep breath, and said to Hui in a deep and serious tone: "I want to ask a few questions, one, although I look older, I am actually only 17 years old, so please Don't call me Uncle Snake. Okay? Second, let Yicheng solve the problems Yicheng caused by himself!"

"Hey~~" Hui said with a disappointed face, "But isn't Yicheng our hero!"

"..." Orochimaru sighed and said, "I never thought he was a hero."

"Uncle Snake, are you still a man!!" Hui suddenly stood up from his seat, and said passionately to Da Shewan, "What is a man's dream!! It's the beauty of the waves!! Uncle Snake, how can you say Yicheng is not a hero!!"

"..." Orochimaru felt so sad, he raised his head silently, and said: "But, my dream now is to reach the epic level, and also. I am only 17 years old, can you stop calling me Uncle Snake?"

"Anything like that is fine!" Hui said casually, then assisted Dashewan's shoulder, and said, "Uncle Snake, do you know? Why, why is the beauty of a man so turbulent? Yes, that's from us babies The instinct that has been deeply imprinted in our minds during the period! Breasts, what a beautiful thing! Don’t you want to hold that soft, white beauty in your palm and play with it slowly!!”

"..." Orochimaru covered his face in pain, and murmured: "That kind of thing..."

After a few seconds of sadness.Orochimaru looked at Hui seriously, and said, "I must emphasize, I'm only 17 years old this year, don't call me Uncle Snake good m(a)..."

Orochimaru hadn't finished speaking when he was interrupted by Hui, who said with enthusiasm: "Uncle Snake!! You really don't have a dream!! Answer me! Don't you really want to pursue that beautiful thing!! "

"..." Orochimaru covered his face, felt so sad, felt like he was about to cry. I'm really only 17 years old, but I've grown old. Don't call me Uncle Snake, I'm not uncle, you guys are so weak! ! !

Leaving aside the burning ashes here, Stella was lying on Elrico's lap at this time, smashing her small mouth and falling asleep.

"By the way, what time is it?" Elric silently looked at the puddle of saliva on her skirt, the corner of her mouth twitched a few times, then raised her head to look at Bai Ya and asked.

"It's ten o'clock now." Bai Ya looked at his watch and said softly.

"Huh... go to bed at ten o'clock?" Elrico looked at Stella on her lap. She didn't expect Stella to keep the habit of going to bed at ten o'clock? ?

"It feels like those two cats are more excited than Stella." Looking at Xiaobai and Xiaohei who are wandering around among all kinds of girls because of the cute cat's appearance, Elric shrugged slightly , said to himself: "After all, this is the first time I came out of the forest and came to the human world."

He stood up, walked down, came to the front of the first big table, and said with a smile: "It's almost time to go through the process, thank you for coming to my birthday party."

With that said, Elric stretched out his hand with the juice, clinked a glass with everyone, and accepted the brief blessings from everyone.

It took more than half an hour to go back and forth, and when Elrico returned to her position, she almost collapsed.

"By the way, what are those boys doing?" Elrico raised his head and looked strangely at the boys who seemed to be having a fierce... speech.

At this moment, Hui was stepping on the back of the sofa, and then said something passionately, and still waved his arms to increase the shock.

However, soon, Hui was violently turned over by Orochimaru who stood up suddenly, and then was thrown outside by Orochimaru dragging one foot.

At the same time, the people around were all pale, covering their little hearts and jumping.

"F... what happened!" Elrico looked at Orochimaru who suddenly went berserk and killed the ashes with a horrified expression. What happened and why did Orochimaru look so sad! ! !

At this time, Orochimaru was sitting on the sofa with a sad face, and then said to himself: "I'm only 17 years old, I'm not an uncle..."

After seventeen consecutive corrections failed, Orochimaru went berserk, and a set of gorgeous and rapid continuous skills was taken away by the ashes who were stepping on the sofa, saliva and passionate speech.

"Snake sh..." Illumi next to him was about to say something comforting, but he was suffocated by Da Shewan's murderous eyes, and then held back for a long time, and said, "Snake, I have something to say..."

Before Illumi could finish speaking, she found Orochimaru holding his chest in horror and stepped back a few steps, then staring at him with vigilant eyes.

"..." Although Illumi really wanted to twitch the corners of his mouth a few times, but the attribute of facial paralysis made him feel powerless, so he looked at Orochimaru silently and said, "I don't like men."

"Huh!" Orochimaru breathed a sigh of relief, then sat down and said, "What's the matter?"

'Just now you thought I was gay! 'Illumi said a word of shit in his heart, and then said solemnly: "When the banquet is over, let's compete!"

In this battle, Orochimaru and Illumi's fighting power was fully revealed, which made them catch up with each other—they have similar fighting power, and their tactics are quite cruel.

"Happy to accompany you." Orochimaru chuckled a few times, then stuck out his tongue and licked his mouth, saying, "I'm looking forward to it."

"What are you expecting?" Elric came over with a strange face, and said, "Why did I see Uncle Snake looking at Illumi with a lewd smile on his face, and licking his mouth with his tongue, plus The lines are still lines that I am looking forward to so easily misunderstood... I said Uncle Snake, you don't want to tell me that you don't like men..."

"Isn't that of course!!" Almost without hesitation, Orochimaru said to Elrico: "Of course I don't like men!"

"...It's just that the person I like happens to be a man?" Then, Elrico silently said the second half of the sentence - which made Orochimaru almost die of anger.

"I, really, don't like men!" Orochimaru said through gritted teeth.

"Yes, yes, I see." Elrico waved her hand, how could she be interested in such things as a man?Is she a rotten girl, "I just want to ask, what happened just now?"

"It's like this." Hisoka covered his mouth and said with a smile: "Hui is called Oshemaru Uncle Snake, and Orochimaru has repeatedly emphasized that he is only 17 years old and still very young, but Hui ignored the warning and continued to call Snake Uncle, Orochimaru went berserk after seventeen times in a row~ It's so interesting~"

"How interesting!!" by the voice of everyone.

Elrico held his forehead weakly, and then said earnestly: "Next time, remember to beat him to death."

The brats who call people uncle and aunt casually are the most annoying!

"I see!" As if sensing the resentment in Elrico's heart, Orochimaru nodded with a serious face, just like when a strong man was ordered before leaving...

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