Moe Journey

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"Okay, Galen Xin Zhao, let me say a few words." The man in golden armor frowned, and said seriously: "Little brother, teach me how to soak the skin city Bai Fumei Caitlin, I, Jarvan IV I will definitely repay you!"

'Oh my god, there are three big pits in Debon! 'Ezreal sighed inwardly.

Ezreal is definitely not criticizing the German heroes from the standpoint of Piltover, because of a very simple reason-although these three people are not cheating when negotiating the war, they are really in real life. Too bad.

First of all, take Galen as an example. His greatest hobby in life is squatting in the grass and peeping at the beautiful legs of girls passing by. Yes, this guy is an out-and-out leg control.

Another example is Xin Zhao, this guy's biggest hobby in his life is squatting in the grass and peeping at the chrysanthemums of passing girls, yes, this guy is an out-and-out chrysanthemum lover.

Finally, let’s talk about Jiawen, this guy’s biggest hobby in his life is squatting in the grass to peep at the temperament of passing girls, yes, this guy is an out-and-out temperament control.

Please don't get me wrong, Jiawen's temperament control is not controlled by those gentle and pleasant girls, nor those ladies who are famous, but...

Bai Fumei, the eldest lady, that is to say, that kind of noble and glamorous... goddess.

In short, the biggest hobby of these three people is to spy on beautiful women in the grass.

"Jarvan IV?" Elric was taken aback. This name... feels like the son of a certain royal family or a duke.

"Yes, Jarvan is the prince of Demacia~" Galen stuck out his head from Jarvan's back.He winked.

"The real prince, his father is the king, rich and handsome!" Xin Zhao poked his head out from the other side and cast a wink at Elric.

"Hmm, Xin Zhao, Galen, I have fought with my father hundreds of times, won countless victories, and then promoted to a hero, becoming the source of courage in Demacia. However, these things must not be publicized, we must keep a low profile, Keep a low profile." Jiawen had that unbelievably beautiful expression on his face, then he sat down on the stool in front of Elric, coughed lightly, and spoke lightly.

"The prince taught me that." Galen and Xin Zhao bowed.

"..." Elric glanced at these three people silently, and then thought to himself: "It really deserves to be the three major pitfalls, and this play is too fake."

At this time.Looking at Elric's unmoved expression, Jiawen turned around with some doubts, and got together with Galen and Zhao Xin, whispering something.

'I said Galen, why is the girl unmoved. 'Jiawen asked with a puzzled look on his face.

’ Don’t you like macho boys who like a little boy like Izzy (Izreal, who was washing the cup, twitched his mouth and crushed the cup), that’s not right.What do you think of that little boy (click, the second cup was sacrificed)? ' Galen touched his chin strangely.

'Could it be that he likes little cuties like Timo's little ones? Xin Zhao thought for a while.Said, "There are many Zhengtaicons?" '

'No, no, this king knew at a glance that the girl belonged to the level of Domineering Wushuang, Galen, hurry up and call Wei En, Shivana and Fiona! ' Jiawen rolled his eyes and said.

'Why did you call those three? It's scary! ' Galen was taken aback.

'What am I afraid of? Jiawen rolled his eyes and said, "Don't worry, go quickly!" '

Galen nodded, and then roared: "Fatal blow!!" He ran towards the outside in a flash, and disappeared in the same place in a blink of an eye.

"..." Elric, who had heard the whole conversation, took a sip of water silently, then looked at Jinx who was sleeping on his lap, touched his chin, and thought, "This wine looks like someone who came here Quite a lot."

"Unlucky!" At this moment, the door of the wine was suddenly opened, and a bearded man pushed the door open and came out angrily, saying, "Damn Drizzt, huh!"

"Hey, Graves, have you escaped again?" Ezreal asked while washing the cup, looking at the man.

"Stop it, Ezreal, damn Drizzt, you run so fast." Graves sat helplessly on the stage, and then said, "Have a glass of wine."

"Here, your favorite cocktail." Ezreal handed over a goblet casually, and then said: "But speaking of why you are entangled with Drizzt, you never asked a question."

"Hey, it's all in the past, it's boring to talk about." Graves shook his head, obviously not wanting to get entangled in this topic.

"Oh, this beautiful lady, you exude a unique charm like the queen among playing cards~" At this time, a magnetic voice came from in front of Ersha. I'm afraid the girls will scream when they hear it, because it's really... too magnetic.

With a "bang", Graves crushed the glass in his hand, then turned his head to stare at the man, and said, "Drizzt, you still have the face to appear in front of me..."

Saying that, Graves stood up with a gloomy face, clenched the gun beside him, and said to Drizzt coldly, "Go to hell!"

Saying that, three rounds of bullets shot towards Drizzt in the shape of a font, Drizzt flicked his left hand lightly, and three playing cards flew out of his hand, and after colliding with Graves' bullets, They fell to the ground together.

Elric's eyes lit up, it wasn't that Drizzt's fingers and wrists were strong enough to throw poker cards compared to bullets, but because Drizzt covered the cards with magic power, this remote strengthening technology It is also a very good technology.

"Graves, don't forget that private fighting is forbidden in Zhanzheng College." Drizzt lightly pressed the hat on his head, then raised his head, looked at Graves with a light smile, and said, " do you know?"

"You..." Graves gritted his teeth, then said with a sneer, "You will never escape next time!"

"You've said that sentence no less than twenty times." Drizzt smiled, not caring about Graves' words at all.

"Excuse me. Have you seen my little bear?" At this moment, a girlish voice sounded from in front of Elric. Elric was stunned, then turned his head and saw a cute pink loli Small face, big innocent blinking eyes.

"Uh, it's in your hand." Elric's mouth twitched, and then he pointed to Little Lolita's right hand.

"Eh?" Little Loli raised her right hand to have a look, and then showed a happy smile.Said: "Yeah, I found it, thank you big sister."

"It's okay~" Elric waved his hand, then looked around and said strangely: "But, why are you here?"

"Well, I'm here to make soy sauce." Little Loli said honestly, and then stretched out her left hand, holding a few silver coins on it.

"That's it, but here is wine. There is no soy sauce." Elric touched the little girl's head, and then said, "I have to buy soy sauce at the soy sauce shop!"

"That's right!" Little Lolita nodded suddenly, then walked out the door.

It's just that at this time, the angry Graves was walking outside.Then the little loli bumped into his thigh.

"Oops~" Little Lolita cried out coquettishly, and then fell backwards, Graves took a step forward.Putting her left hand around Little Lolita's waist, she said worriedly, "Little girl, are you alright?"

"Ann...Annie is busy..." Little Lolita looked at Graves.She said blankly, "Annie fell in love with you!"

"..." Elric covered his face with a broken face. What kind of trouble is this? It's fine if there is one Jinx, but why did it come here and another Annie came here? Could it be that Zhanzheng College , no, do all the girls in Valoran like to play this trick! !Do you like love at first sight? !

"Huh? What nonsense are you talking about, little Lolita?" Graves laughed, then let go of Anne's arm and said, "Little guy, go back and find your parents."

"Annie...Annie..." Little Lolita tugged at Graves's pants and said, "Annie has no parents, Annie has no family, Annie only has a little bear..."

After speaking, the little Loli raised the bear on her right hand, and then said to Graves: "Annie is going to make soy sauce, can you help Annie?"

"...Hey, good." Graves seemed to think of something, sighed, and then walked out of the tavern holding Annie's hand.

"What... is... what's going on?" Elric's mouth twitched as he looked at the men in the shop who collapsed together and burst into tears, lying on the table on the ground and beating the table on the ground.

"Ahhh, little girl Annie actually likes Graves's beard..." Ezreal hammered the stage in grief.

"Graves, you are playing with a child. I misunderstood you as a girl. I am so disgusted and so envious..." Drizzt lay on the table and hammered the table heartbroken.

"Oh oh oh loli, loli, ah, big beard..." Jiawen orz lay on the ground, and then hammered the ground bitterly.

"It looks like the blows are big..." Elric drank his tea silently, then looked at the unmoved Xin Zhao, and asked, "Why didn't you get hit?"

"Lou Li is too small, I like ones with big butts." Xin Zhao smiled subtly, then gently picked up a chrysanthemum and sniffed it.

"..." Elric trembled all over, and then rubbed his shoulder vigorously, Mamma Mia has something abnormal!

"Jarvan Jarvan!" At this moment, Galen yelled and pushed open the wine door, saying, "Vayne, Shivana, and Fiona are here!"

"Why did you call us here?" At this time, a tall woman walked out of the door.With short red hair, wearing a tight leather jacket and iron fencing uniform, he walked over heroically.

"Yo, here we come!" This time it was a tall, tall, wild girl who came in, holding a pair of fist swords in her hands.

"Prince, do you have any orders?" This time, a girl in tights and leather armor came in, with a huge crossbow on her back, a crossbow in her hand, and long black hair braided behind her. into braids.

"Fiona, Shyvana, Wayne, I'm here to introduce someone to you, this is my master!" Jiawen said.Pointing to Elric, he said, "She taught me how to pick up girls!"

"..." Elric glanced at Jiawen silently, then the corner of his mouth twitched slightly, and shook his head helplessly at the three girls.

The three girls also knew exactly what kind of scum Jiawen was, so they just walked up to Elric and asked, "Hello, I'm Wei En." The girl with black braids said this.

"I'm Shyvana." "This is what the wild beauty said.

"I'm Fiona," said the red-haired woman.

"Uh, hello, I'm Elric." Elric said, then smiled wryly, pointed to his knee, and said, "This. For some reason, I can't get up."

At this time, Wei En and the others also saw Jinx on Elric's lap, looked at each other, and said, "Hey, is this Jinx?"

"You... how do you all know?" Elric looked at Wei En suspiciously, and said, "I remember, I didn't say anything?"

"Ahaha, well. Actually, there is a reason..." Shyvana smiled, and then said: "Generally speaking, wars are negotiated to reserve the battlefield, so the battle between someone and someone will be written. It’s on the trailer, and the reason is also written. Now I’m afraid everyone knows that you confronted Kaitlyn and the others because you were protecting Jinx.”

"Can I go like this?" Elric covered his face in a daze, this is too scary ah Zhanzheng College, but...

"What kind of trouble is covering up!!" Elric smiled bitterly, and said, "Although Jinx sounds like a trouble, but no one was killed, and there are even few rumors of injuries?"

"That's true." Fiona nodded, and said, "There have been no reports of casualties. It's just that some empty, dilapidated houses were destroyed. At most, the residents were frightened, ha, and other criminals. It’s really the least dangerous one in comparison.”

"However, she still... challenged Piltover's... dignity?" Wei En said while sitting on a chair, "After all, Piltover is a city famous for its extremely low crime rate, and she did this It is undoubtedly provoking Piltover's dignity, and it is no wonder that Vi and Caitlin are so upset."

"I heard that Caitlin is paired with the three of Kinkou? It's really scary for those three to start fighting." Fiona smiled, then looked at Elric and said; "How about it, do you need us?" to help?"

"No need, Jinx will be our team member in the future. If our team can't solve this problem by itself, then what's the point?" Elric smiled lightly and declined Fiona's proposal, and then said: "This For once, we have to figure it out ourselves."

"So ambitious!" Fiona nodded approvingly, and said, "That's right, you must rely on yourself to defend your glory, and use your absolute strength to blow up all those who stand in your way!"

"Why is the blood getting hot for no reason!!" Elric was stunned. This is not good, and the blood suddenly became hot! !

"Uh, because Fiona, um, there was a period... when Glory was insulted..." Wei En hesitated for a moment, and then said, "So she just cares about things like Glory."

"Is that so..." Elric nodded suddenly, and said, "So, it seems that Fiona is a person who values ​​her own glory very much."

"Glory is the trace of accompaniment, and it must not be insulted!" Fiona said seriously.

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'I said, why did they start talking? Jiawen looked at Xin Zhao and Galen helplessly. Didn't they agree to learn how to pick up girls from a teacher? Why did they start chatting?

'This, I don't know either. ’Galen scratched his head distressedly, and said, “We just met each other…”

'What do you know? Xin Zhao said with a look of surprise: "This is the master showing off his skills of picking up girls. You see, she has established a good relationship with the three women in just a few minutes. With the foundation of the relationship, then you can pick up girls in the future." It's much more convenient! '

'I see! Galen nodded suddenly, and then said solemnly: "As expected of the master, it's really amazing..."

'Yeah yeah! ' Jarvan nodded.

But these three pitfalls didn't know that my words had completely reached the ears of several people present, and they all looked at Jiawen and the others with black lines on their faces. This is trying to die!

"Ahem, what, I think..." Elric coughed a few times, and then said: "Our team also needs to get used to it, after all, we haven't played this thing of negotiating war a few times!"

"Then don't bother me." Wei En nodded, and then said: "Let's go first!"

"Come on, defend the glory!" Fiona waved her hands at Elric, and then her face was full of blood, which was completely different from her previous image of a cold beauty.

"I will cheer for you~" Shyvana waved her hand, then walked towards the door.

"It's closed, it's closed." Ezreal saw the girls leaving, then looked at the other men, and said angrily, "Hurry up and leave."

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