Moe Journey

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"No, I'm..." Manzi opened his mouth, then looked at Ezreal anxiously, and said, "I like you, Lili..."

With a "click", Tryndamere's feet were frozen in place, and Lissandra looked at Tryndamere with a gloomy face, and said, "Triesndamere, I know what you want to say, and I don't know what you are thinking." I know, today I want to let you know what will happen if you betray me and go to another woman..."

"Wait, wait Lili, listen to my explanation..." Tryndamere swallowed, and then said, "I..."

"What is there to explain?" At this moment, a crystal clear long arrow flew from the side, piercing into the ice of Tryndamere's footsteps, and as the long arrow pierced, wrapped the ice on Tryndamere's legs It shattered at the sound.

"Hmph, Ai Xi." Lissandra sneered, looked at Ai Xi and said, "I thought it was a weak arrow that shot over, but it turned out to be you, after more than a year, you are still so useless, Who is willing to die with this kind of arrow?"

"Lissandra, no one can be killed by my arrows, except you." Ashe sneered, tightly holding the crystal longbow in her hand, and then raised it up. After drawing the bow, a crystal clear long arrow It was placed on the bow of the long bow, and the tip of the long arrow was pointing at Lissandra's head.

"Hey Aixi Aixi, calm down..." Tryndamere quickly held Ashe's hand, then lightly pressed down the longbow raised by Ashe, and said, "Calm down, come on, let's go back first .Go back first..."

Everyone present understood that Tryndamere chose Ashe.

"Hmph." Ashe looked at Lissandra and snorted coldly, then turned around and left the wine, and took Tryndamere away hand in hand.

"..." Lissandra looked at this scene coldly, then sighed, walked to Elric's side, and said, "Are you saying what I did was right?"

'Hey is that me? Elric pointed to his face in surprise, then looked around.

At this time, a voice came from Elric's side: "You are right, master."

"Master??!!" Elric looked at Charlotte dumbfounded.She was standing up slowly, pushed her glasses, then knelt down in front of Lissandra on one knee, and said, "Master."

"Hey." Lissandra sighed, and said, "I've always thought that men and women should be of one mind and one mind, but your experience made me feel that it would be nice to have a sister. I came back this time just to see the decision of Tryndamere. .If he chooses 'I like you, but I like Ashe too' under my threat, then I will accept Ashe, just..."

It's just that Tryndamere actually said affectionately, Lili, I love you.Then he decisively left with Ashe - this was a big blow to Lissandra.

"Ezreal, bring me a cup of Flame Empyrean." Lissandra leaned back in the chair, and hooked her fingers at Ezreal.

"As expected of Lissandra, you are probably the only one who dared to drink the Nine Heavens of Flames." Ezreal shrugged.Then bend down and start mixing drinks.

"But having said that." Elric thought for a while and said, "I didn't expect you to be Charlotte's master, but she didn't tell us anything."

"It's not a master." Lissandra waved her hand and said, "At that time, the sea dragon Leviathan was looting the ice and snow spell masters everywhere. When I was taken there, there were already seven legends, three An epic-level ice and snow spell master, all used to teach your little lover."

"I... I'll fuck it..." The corner of Elric's mouth twitched, as if he was imagining that Levitan was raging in all continents and countries with wild laughter, kidnapping all ice and snow spell masters to Charlotte The case of being a teacher.

"As expected of Lord Levitan, it's really...too mighty and domineering." Leyle slammed her stomach on the table with a smile, and said, "Oh, my stomach, really, can do such a thing, Charlotte You are not kind, you didn't tell us anything."

"It's not necessary, it's necessary." Charlotte said softly, then gently hugged Elric's arm, and said without changing expression: "In order to protect him, it is natural to become stronger."

"Hey, don't run first!" Rael yelled, then jumped behind Elric, put his arms around his neck and said, "Hmph, I'm still here."

"I'm a wife." Erza sat beside Elric as a matter of course, holding her hand.

As for the lolita Jinx and Stella, they sat on Elric's lap.

"..." Elric looked at the sky in a daze, and then said aloud: "Well, I want to make a suggestion, uh, nothing else, but Rael, can you change places with Erza?"

"Eh?" Leier and Erza were taken aback for a moment, and Erza said, "Is there anything special about this position?"

"No...it's not about anything..." Elric hesitated for a moment, and then said: "You think, I lean back, so the back of my head will definitely touch the chest of the person behind me, but Rael is really sad, I think it would be better to use Erza as a pillow..."

Accompanied by the exclamation of the girls, Leier gnashed her teeth and punched Elric in the face, causing Elric to fall to the ground with a scream.

"Hey, how can you treat my sister like this!" Ezreal raised his head when he heard the sound, and saw Elric being punched in the face by Rael, and said distressedly: "Sister paper is used for painful mouth teeth!"

"Shut up, you tragic little yellow hair that no woman wants!" Rael looked at Ezreal and said coldly, then looked at Elric with a sneer, and said viciously while clenching her fists: "Okay , Very good, very good, it seems that more than a year of separation really made you forget one sentence, that is, if you don’t die, you won’t die, cherish life. Stay away from death.”

"Wait!" Elric quickly stood up, and righteously stopped Rael's next move, saying: "Rael, you need to calm down, listen to me."

Elric slowly pushed Leier and Erza on the chairs, then sat on the chair between them with his back to Erza and facing Leier, and said: "Raier, listen to me ..."

Saying that, Elric leaned back.Just leaning against Erza's chest, he said, "Look, this is enjoyment. Who would like to lean the back of their head on a steel plate (well)...boom!"

With a muffled sound, Leyle lowered her head and half-kneeled on the ground, while Elric was thrown into the ground in a U-shape.

Leier stood up slowly, dispersed the flames on her fist, and said, "Die!

"This is really..." Lissandra pursed her lips and said with a smile, "It's quite... happy."

"Your Flame Empyrean!" Ezreal poured a glass of wine with a gloomy face.Then he walked to the corner with a gloomy face, squatted in the corner and leaned against the wall, and murmured with a lost face: "The tragic little yellow hair that no woman wants..."

It's just a pity that everyone's eyes were attracted by the wine on the table——

It was a glass of wine like a ruby.It's like a small flame is burning inside.

"This glass of wine... has not weak fire energy..." Paqi blinked and said, "If it is used as a bomb, it can be compared to the legendary level."

"Fuck, a legendary flame bomb?" Elric jumped up from the ground.Looking at the glass of wine in surprise, he said, "Is this thing drinkable?"

"Of course." Lissandra smiled and said, "As long as..."

talking.Lissandra drank the wine in the glass in one gulp, and then a burst of icy aura suddenly erupted around her body, causing everyone to take two steps back.

"As long as this is the case, nothing will happen..." Lissandra said softly, looking at Elric without changing her face, but it can be seen from the surrounding chairs that are almost covered with a layer of frost that she is in the same room. An instant burst of ice power suppressed the flames.

"This is really a crazy way to drink." Elric looked at Lissandra with twitching corners of his mouth, and said, "It's crazy!"

"It's nothing." Lissandra smiled and said, "This can only be regarded as an ordinary thing. After all...um..." Lissandra tilted her head and said, "There are even 33 heavens in other places. .”

"I'll be good." Elric patted his forehead and said with difficulty: "This is trying to die!"

"Okay, it's time for me to go back." Lissandra stood up and said, "Yize, tell me that I quit the League of Legends."

With that said, Lissandra stood up, and after getting out of the wine, she walked towards the northwest - that was Freljord, Lissandra's hometown.

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Not long after Lissandra left, the door of the wine was pushed open by a few probing people.

"Huh, Lissandra isn't here." Galen wiped his cold sweat, and then muttered: "I was scared to death, I thought she would go crazy again."

"Has Lissandra ever pissed off?" Elric looked at Galen who was still in fear, and asked.

"Of course, you don't know, a long time ago, Lissandra had a rage that froze half of Valoran." Galen said while sitting on a chair while clicking his tongue.

"No, Lissandra used to be so against the sky?" Leyle said in surprise, lying on the back of the chair and looking at Galen.

"Of course, Lissandra used to be an Ice Witch." Galen said, shaking his head, "It's just that she is too strong, so she has been unable to find anyone. Hey, Tryndamere foolishly broke into the ice zone a few years ago. When we met Lissandra, Tryndamere, who was so stupid that he wouldn't be afraid of Lissandra, touched Lissandra's heart, but it's a pity..."

Galen shook his head and said, "Unfortunately, Tryndamere fell in love with Ashe at first sight."

"Don't talk about this kind of topic anymore, and you can't say anything." Elric sighed, and said, "Speaking of which, where is Jiawen?"

"Jarvan, I'm with Caitlin." Galen shrugged and said, "These two are hooked."

"Fuck?" Ezreal, who was squatting in the corner, ran over with a frantic face, grabbed Galen's collar and said, "What did you say? Say it again?? Picheng Bai Fumei, that one is so beautiful Caitlin, was taken away by that bastard Jarvan?"

"Let go!" Galen broke away from Ezreal's hand and muttered, "Bai Fumei, a Picheng, and a German prince, why can't they be together?"

"This..." Ezreal tilted his head twitching at the corner of his mouth, this.What does this mean?Judging from their status, Jiawen and Caitlin are really well matched.

"But why did Caitlin fall in love with Jiawen?" Ezreal said with a look of astonishment, "Caitlyn has high eyesight??"

"Are you turning the corner and scolding Jiawen for being the second-lowest?" Galen rolled his eyes and said, "Jiawen's personality is just a bit funny, but he's actually quite a nice person."

"..." Everyone wiped the cold sweat from their foreheads. Couldn't this be called "a little bit of teasing"?Besides, you, Galen, have absolutely no position and qualifications to say that others are funny.

"Hey, another one has an owner." Ezreal sighed, and then said, "Galen, introduce your sister to me."

"Get lost." Galen said coldly without looking back, "My sister is mine!!"

"Are you a sister control?" Ezreal said with a broken face. "Don't add such a setting!"

"Tsk, I'm not a sister control and I won't give it to you." Galen rolled his eyes.

Seeing the two people who were "happily" chatting, Elric and the others looked at each other, shrugged, and sneaked out of Ezreal's drink.

So, 5 minutes later——

"Bastards!! Accommodation fees! Drink money! Vegetable money! You didn't give any of the money from the Flame Nine Heavens!!!" Ezreal's roar resounded throughout the entire Zhanzheng College...

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"Hey, Ari, monkey. I'm here." Elric walked over with a smile and said, "Huh, I'm exhausted these days."

"Hey hey, I know I know. You and Caitlin had a fight." Monkey looked at Elric with a smile, then looked around shyly, scratched the back of his hand, and said, "That..."

"What's wrong?" Elric looked at the monkey.asked.

"You told me to tell me the story of Wukong's name..." Monkey smiled and said, "I've wanted to know for a long time."

"Okay, I said." Elric smiled.Said: "It's like this, for a long time, there was a rock on the top of the mountain, and it exploded with a click, and there was a monkey inside..."

Elric sat slowly in Ahri's bun shop, telling the monkey the story of Journey to the West, while the others listened quietly. This story does not exist in this world.

"...Then, Sun Wukong, who had achieved the Nine-Nine-Eight-One Difficulty, was conferred the title of Fighting and Conquering Buddha!" ​​It took Elric almost three or four hours to tell the story briefly. With a dry mouth, Erlik ran to the water tank behind to get some water to drink.

"Sun Wukong...is it so powerful?" Monkey looked at his hand in a daze, then clenched his fist and said, "Golden Cudgel..."

"That's right, that's right!" Ahri thought of something, took out a basket of buns, handed it to Elric, and said, "Come~"

"Oh, you started making it so soon?" Elric frowned, grabbed a steamed bun and threw it into his mouth, blowing hot air while saying, "Huh, um, um, huh, it tastes good!"

"Let me try~" Leier also took a steamed stuffed bun, carefully put it in her mouth, took a bite, and sighed, "Huh, it's really delicious."

"I want to, I want to..." "And I..." "Wait, I want to..."

After a while, a cage of steamed buns was divided into hands. After adding no strange magic plants, the steamed buns finally tasted normal, and with Elric's recipe, they were almost delicious.

"It's delicious, but why didn't anyone come?" Leier said a little puzzled.

"Idiot, you don't know if it's good until you eat it." Elric rolled his eyes, and said, "Ari's steamed stuffed buns were pretty terrible before. How could others eat them? How would they know they were delicious if they didn't eat them?"

"That's right." Leyle nodded and said, "Then think of a way, it's a pity that such delicious buns can't be sold."

"Isn't that easy?" Elric rolled his eyes, then took five baskets of buns and put them in the bag, saying, "Wait for me for half an hour."

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Half an hour later, Elric hummed a song, put the empty steamer on a nearby table, and said, "Hey, it's done."

"What did you do?" Rael looked at Elric curiously, and said, "I really want to know what you have to do to sell Ahri's buns."

"It's very simple. No one comes to buy Ahri's steamed stuffed buns because the impression that Ahri's steamed buns are unpalatable is deeply rooted in people's hearts, so people don't know that Ahri's new buns are released, so they won't come to buy them, and they don't know that the taste is already very good. So I just went there and forced some people to eat a bun from Ahri." Elric said with a smile, but the cold look in his eyes made everyone shudder.

【"Hehehe, you just follow me~" Elric smiled evilly and stuffed something into the mouth of the girl in front of him.

"Oh, don't...it's so big, it won't work...ah...it's so hot...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..." The girl looked at Elric with a crying voice...]

It's just a bun! !What are you thinking! !

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