Moe Journey

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"Oh, you, wait a moment!" The girl frantically took out a magic machine from her pocket, and then said with a confused face, "Uh... this... I remember the application is... what color is it?" There's a button...uh...red? Yellow? Oops...instruction manual...hey where's the manual..."

Under Leier's dumbfounding gaze, the girl began to feel something on her body in a daze.

"Well, that, if I remember correctly, green means a friendly visit, orange means a warning, and red means malicious." Leyle looked at the girl flipping through the book, but couldn't find that one. Page, couldn't help it anymore, said with a face full of dumbfounding: "It should be in the part about the use and explanation of the login machine."

"Eh?" The girl was taken aback, then quickly flipped through the notebook in her hand. After finding that part of the explanation, she finally saw that red means that the visitor is malicious, orange means that a little vigilance is required, and green is very friendly. Meaning.

"Uh, as a stranger, I would suggest that you cover us with orange. Generally speaking, it is orange. Unless you are an acquaintance or a guest brought by an elf from your own clan or a friendly tribe, otherwise it is not recommended to cover us with green." Lei Er added something on the side.

"You...you...why do you know so much?" The girl stared at Leier dumbfounded, and then looked at the notes in the notebook that were no different from what Leier said in horror.

"Uh, well, you see, I'm actually an elf too. In fact, the rules of all elves are similar, so of course I know your rules." Rael was taken aback, and then rolled her eyes.Said with a straight face.

"Is that so..." The girl was taken aback for a moment, then tilted her head, and said, "That's right, I heard from the grandfather in the village that there are many different countries with the same rules, eh!"

As she said that, the girl turned around and said, "You guys are not allowed to run, I will register!"

As soon as the words fell, the girl quickly got into the forest in front of her.disappeared.

"I haven't heard of the same rules on entry..." Elric thought silently in his heart with the corners of his mouth twitching. I have to say that this girl is really innocent.

"Let's talk about Rael." Elric said in Rael's ear: "I heard you said that the elves have the habit of uniting humans to destroy another tribe, and treat the people of that tribe as slaves of humans. It should be very scheming, why do you feel so innocent now?"

"It's because you're thinking too much." Leyle smiled and said, "Actually, the elves are relatively simple. There are only four categories in their world view, hostile, friendly, vigilant, and trading partners."

Just because the elves are relatively simple, the elves are very, very obvious about these four decompositions!

It is precisely because the elves are very clear about hostility and friendliness, so the elves are very... cruel to hostile people.

Allow me to say brutal.Because the world view of the elves is too simple, if you are a friendly friend, the elves will give you the best things, and you will offend any terrifying power.Even if the elves are destroyed to the last person in their own tribe, they will die before you.

Naturally, 80% of non-hostile creatures are on alert.Naturally, the remaining 20% ​​cannot be friendly, and at least 19.99999% of them are trading partners.

For example, the elves also have some needs, and they will sell high-quality wood and some rare fruits, as well as special products such as elf wood carvings and fruit wine-this is common.

There are also transactions such as "destroy the xx tribe, and the people of the xx tribe are your slaves". Of course, this kind of transaction is not too much in history, unless the two tribes have already killed each other.

As for the hostile forces, they are cruel. There is no meanness or justice in the world view of the elves. They only care about the result they want, and they don't care about the way to achieve this result and the final "result type".

For example, if the elves of tribe a want tribe b to be destroyed, regardless of whether the destruction is captured as a slave or killed by one's own side, tribe b will be destroyed, and tribe a's goal will be achieved. Naturally, tribe a will also be destroyed. It doesn't matter whether they destroyed the b tribe by themselves or united with others to destroy the b tribe, because all they want is the destruction of the b tribe.

Therefore, there is no sneak attack, no poisoning, and no idea that it is wrong to threaten others with other people's children in the minds of the elves.

This is just because for the elves - as long as the goal is achieved, isn't it all right?

Of course, there are certain things that the elves will never do, that is, robber behavior. Their behavior of "regarding the process and only the result" will only target hostile creatures.

For non-hostile creatures, the elves are very principled.

After Leier's explanation, everyone has a general understanding of the elves as a race. If you are their enemy, then you will really have trouble sleeping and eating.

Not long after Leier finished explaining, the natural girl came back with a happy face and said, "I've been waiting for a long time, this is your pass badge, take it well, well, because it is yellow, there are many places that cannot go."

"Uh, what places are you not allowed to go?" The corner of Elric's mouth twitched. Could it be that there is a sign in front of the building of the elves that says "Orange, red not allowed"?

"Well, there are some places where people will stop you when you walk past. If no one stops you, you can go in with confidence." The girl said with a smile, and then said: "Well, since I received it, then your I'm the tour guide, oops!"

Suddenly, the girl patted her head, let out an exclamation, and said, "I forgot to introduce myself, I'm Yaya, hello!"

"Hi, I'm Elric." Elric smiled.

"I'm Eclell." "I'm Patch." "I'm Erza." "Charlotte." "I'm Stella." "I'm Jinx!"

Everyone introduces themselves one at a time.A big circle of mosquito coils appeared in Yaya's eyes, and she said distressedly: "Why are human names so hard to remember? Look at how simple Yaya's name is..."

"Tsk tsk." Elric smacked his lips twice, then leaned closer to Leier's ear, and said, "I said, Leier, are you sure and sure, are you from this tribe? I can't see Eco at all. What do the two names Leier and Yaya have in common!"

"Hey, the elves don't have their own names until they reach adulthood. I named myself Ekleil because of special circumstances. My name in the elves is Yeye." Leyle rolled her eyes, Said: "Also. I warn you..."

"I must work hard day and night! Become a powerful adventurer!" Elric clenched his fists and looked at the sky with blood on his face.

"Hahaha, what, it should be working hard day and night? Why is it working hard day and night?" Yaya looked at Elric strangely, and smiled.

"Yes, yes, hehe, day and night, day and night!" Elric repeated several times with a face of approval.

"Heh...heh..." Rael lowered her head twitching at the corner of her mouth, and then looked at Elric with a murderous expression.Said: "I was just about to say, I warned you not to say that word, but I didn't expect..."

"Eh? What word?" Elric looked at Rael blankly. If he didn't know Elric's nature, maybe Rael would really be deceived.only……

"If you don't die, you won't die, why don't you know?" Rael sneered, and then sneered, in Elric's puzzled expression.Walking to Paqi's side, she said, "Paqi, Paqi, do you know? My previous name was Yeye."

"Huh?" Patch was taken aback.Then he suddenly realized: "Oh, yes, you used to be... uh, but why are you talking about this?"

At first, Paqi was still wondering why Leyle would say her former name, and then realized that she was referring to her former elves.

"It's like this. After hearing that I used to be called Yeye, Rick said he wanted to change your name to Laulau." Rael said with a sigh.

"Lao... Laola?" Paqi was taken aback for a moment, looked at Elric who was also confused, and then asked strangely: "What's wrong with this... Laola?"

"Hey, I am Yeye, you are Laolao, have you forgotten an idiom?" Leier looked at Elric with a sad face, and then whispered in Paqi's ear: "Day! Night FUCK! NAU!"

"...Day...Day...Day..." Paqi froze for a moment, and then a blush visible to the naked eye flooded Paqi's face, and even Elric could see a visible blush appearing on the top of Paqi's head. of water vapor.

"No...no...shameless!" Paqi blushed, her eyes seemed to be circled because of confusion, she swung her right hand fiercely, and then a dozen thigh-thin ice picks fell from the sky, He stabbed towards Elric.

"Oh oh oh!!" Elric let out a scream, because he found that the dozen or so ice hammers were usually piercing his crotch from all angles, and he screamed and ran around. , while roaring at Rael: "What the hell did you say to Paqi!!"

"It's nothing, I just told Leier once what you said to me." Leier felt that she was just adding an explanation. After all, the word day and night was indeed said by Elric, right?

"Then why is she running away!!" Elric roared angrily, this is not scientific at all!Where is Patch so violent? I'm not teasing her! !

"Maybe her name was Pa Yeqi before?" Leier tilted her head and said.

"My fucking name is Pavarotti!" Elric said angrily, then rushed towards Paqi, and said, "Calm down, you idiot!!"

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"Woo!!!" Paqi looked at Elric and let out a groan, and then quickly stepped back a few steps, as if seeing a rabbit of a big bad wolf, looking at Elric with fear, which made Al Rick's whole body is in a trough.

"Tell me what's wrong with me, isn't it a cheating?" Elric looked at the red-faced Paqi with twitching corners of his mouth, and said angrily.

"You...you still ask!!" Paqi looked at Paqi in disbelief, and then let out a mournful cry: "How do you say that!!"

"..." Elric was about to collapse.His face darkened, and then with a smirk, he held up the collar of Leier who was about to sneak away, and said, "Leiel, we need to have a good talk about this matter. What did you say to Paqi?"

"Uh, three sentences..." Leyle shrank her neck and smiled awkwardly. She didn't expect Paqi's shame to be so weak, and she became violent with a poke.

"Which three sentences?" Elric looked at Leier with a cold face, "The first sentence!"

"I just told Elric that my previous name was Yeye." Rael said dejectedly.

"Hmm. Then, what about the second sentence?" Elric's face relaxed. Could it really be what he said to Rael just now?

"Then Elric told me that I want Paqi to call you Lao Lao." Rael turned her head to the side in embarrassment, and said in embarrassment.

"... Huh?" Elric was taken aback, what... what is this?You didn't say it at all, okay?He looked at Leier strangely, what did she say this for?So, Elric asked, "The third sentence."

"Toil day and night! Woo! Spare me!" After saying those four words, Leier let out a cry of grief.Then he looked pitifully at the pale Leier, and said, "Woo, I know I was wrong~~~"

"Heh...hehe..." Elric lowered his head and looked at Rael with a smirk.Said: "Okay, very good, very good, you can think of stalks that I didn't even think of. Tsk tsk, tell me, how can I reward you?"

"Ah...ahhaha...hahaha..." Rael gave a stiff smile.Said: "This... this... woo woo, just forgive me!!"

Afterwards, in the midst of Leier's mournful cry, there was a regular sound of "cracking" in the jungle, and Leier limped out, holding her buttocks with tears in her eyes, muttering Said: "Smelly Rick, bad Rick, you don't understand at all, you are so rude..."

"Besides, I'll whip your ass again!" Elric said viciously, and then said to Leier: "Go and explain to Patch yourself!"

"Yes~" Leyle puffed her mouth, then moved to Paqi's side, and said, "That, that, Paqi, I was joking about that just now."

"Eh?" Paqi was taken aback for a moment, then raised her head, looked at Paqi with a look of astonishment, and said, "What... what's going on?"

"That's, that's... oops, I made up that thing that called you Lao Lao, and it has nothing to do with Rick... Ouch!" While talking, Rael, who sat down slowly, suddenly stood up with her buttocks in her hands. Get up, and then let out a scream.

"What... what's wrong?" Paqi was stunned for a moment, then looked at Leier who was clutching her buttocks, and said, "How did you do it?"

"It's not Rick, woohoo, with such great strength, he doesn't feel pity at all, huh, she's a girl, woohoo, it hurts to say..." Leyle gently rubbed her buttocks while Saying the words that made Paqi completely panic...

"Such a lot of strength." "Not at all sympathetic." "My butt hurts."

These three words went through a series of combinations in Paqi's mind, and finally formed a way of making love that is more common in Europe and America.

With a "bang", Paqi rolled her eyes again and fainted. Before she fainted, she thought: "So... so he likes this, what should I do..."

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When Patch woke up from the coma again, she found herself lying on the bed, and Holo was sleeping on the side of the pillow.

"This... here is..." Paqi sat up in a daze, and found that she was living in a wooden room, everything around her was made of wood, and the windows were all shutters.

Hearing the sound of Patch getting up, Holo opened her eyes, looked at Patch and said, "Are you awake? Well, Rick asked us to take care of you. They are playing outside now. The elves have many specialties."

"Hmm... ah... oh!" Paqi nodded in a daze, did she already arrive at the elves?

After a while, she lay down again covering her face, and thought shamefully: "What to do, there...So Rick likes that there...would it be dirty...and...uh...it's too shameful ..."

It seems that without knowing it, Paqi formed a big, big misunderstanding of Elric, and the instigator of this misunderstanding was patting her chest with pride, and said to Elric: "You Don't worry, I've made it clear to Rael."

"Really?" Elric looked suspiciously at Rael, and then muttered, "You're fine, I don't want to be regarded as a pervert."

But in fact, Elric was not only regarded by Patch as a special action lover, but also...uh...

In fact, the fact that you are a pervert, no one can refute it?

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